That's right here we pit Mares and shitposts and gifs and whatever else against each other! By using RNG we can witness the battle occur and with autism, contentfagging, and reinterpretation a story of will and horse pussy is displayed.
Here's how this works.
>IDNumber. Description of Image. ROLL AMOUNT
>Again for each one a total of five.
>A Shitpost Story Showing What Just Happened.
Get two contestants (ie files, that means Mares)
One location (written or file)
One McGuffin
One Twist of Fate (a theme or half time shake up)
In the thread cross referencing images to other images so an autistic narrative forms.
Roll five, one hundred sided dice. That's the impact felt in the story. That means the health/readiness they are for the Mare Battle Royal. Low numbers are less prepared, High numbers are more prepared.
>But Anon I don't want to be biased
Go to pony repository of choice that is a 'booru' and click the random button there Five times (or in five seperate tabs). Post the image number a booru nickname/name maybe a short description.
You can include a winner or loser of any previous Mare Battle Royal to face against another. By choice or by RNG of choice.
<What is a Battle?
Just needs to have winning conditions and losing conditions.
Such as trying to get the last carrot at the farmers market, trying to win a game, getting riled up, lyrical demolitions, an adventure or misadventure, getting summoned to a strange new world with someone standing in their way of getting back.
Whatever crazy, mundane story.