There'd still be ponies, and nazi ponies at that.
How could humans and ponies reproduce, though? Would Hoofler consider it to be degenerate or would Aryans be an exception? I want to cum inside Aryanne very badly, but I love her species and don't want to mess up their society.
Are we also applying magic as the resolution of 'why would any self-respecting pony want to sexy with a non self-respecting human?'?
Whoa! You are making a lot of assumptions there fren.
The answer to your question is to lurk moar.
>>346520>Lurk moar to learn why ponies would fornicate with shut-ins and man-children
Been here since before (you) so Idk what ur on about... still a bunch of man-children wanting to inseminate another race who likely has more self-respect than to,...cuz ponies would have options and shit, not just (you).>>346522
Oic. You think "theres ponies, so naturally they want my junk to be involved" when if you were honest, you would realize that ponies and humans have very different criteria.
No self-respectinf pony would want anything to do with (you), just AS no self-respecting human does.
It doesnt matter what species (you) try to bend, (you)'re still a sad degenerate, posturing.
But keep fapping to ue waifu, that'll work
>>346525>Been here since before (you)
Okay. Even (you) type like a utter newfag and irremediable normalfag.
Okay, lets play 'who's the newfag'
What's Atlas' name?
>I dont like how you talk so I declare u a newfag
>>346525>Been here since before (you) so Idk what ur on about...
I said this long ago in another thread, probably to you: "Congratulations on your internet connection and autism, retard.">theres ponies, so naturally they want my junk to be involved
Read the OP and lurk moar you literal retard.>just AS no self-respecting human does.
This sheer level of projection could be seen from space.
OP, so great to see you in this totally legitimate thread!>Congratulations
You phrase things weird, so Ill just suffice with 'you're welcome'>read the OP
Oh? Im to assume that ponies want to fug humans cuz anons wants to fug ponies? Because when exposed to humans, ponies suddenly dispense with any practice of mate-criteria and suddenly wants to with all the humans?
>>346534>Because when exposed to humans, ponies suddenly dispense with any practice of mate-criteria and suddenly wants to with all the humans?
That's literally not even the premise for the thread. Again, read the OP, consider the context, and where you are. Your reading comprehension seems to be lacking.
I'll just go ahead and clarify that;
Any species that has the wherewithall to embrace national socialism as an ideology can 'somehow' resist the lure of anon's
well kempt 'illustrious' humanoid presentstion. Cuz, ya know, horse dix are so minimal compared to human dix? Nothin' gets a good horse 'going' like a human male phallus?
Is that your position?
>>346535>Your reading comprehension seems to be lacking.
I believe the newfag understands very well, that said and using his normie framework, he is trying to drive a wedge/low quality bait into the anon-mare ethos.
>>346533>premise for the thread
Nazi pony doesnt want with human. What do?
Thats the premise for the thread.
And you're casting salt cuz you REALLY wanna fuck a horse and I say you're all retards for it?
Seriously,?>>346539>drive a wedge
Oh, yes this. Mlp mares totally want innefectual NEETs to breed with, the more the merrier. Just last week I was reading abiut how Twilight Sparkle wanted to marry a NEET cuz she liked his lack of hygene. She said it turned her on.
I swear, real truth, no cap.
stallions cum in 30 seconds, cope more. Mares are Fore Human Cock.
Oh, my bad, did I disrupt the "Lovelorn Anon", cant have nazi horse cuz of ~~Hoofler~~ Hitler fantasy geared to 'improve morale'?
Fukking lol, cry more semen tears into ur daki u fgts.>>346542>stallions cum in 30 seconds, cope more. Mares are Fore Human Cock.
That was an unironic counterpoint. Seriously, someone thought that was a credible statement.
Gotta wonder the Christian representation ITT, I'm 'sure' all are staying on their side of the aisle right?
Btw, hows the improving morale? Is posturing like you cant not fuck a nazi horse going well for you?
He's not a newfag. He's likely a certain autistic oldfag that can't help but shit up the site by baiting and trying to flame any post that upsets his tender feelings or that may in any way impugn his ego.
It'd be easy to ignore him on a larger site, but it looks like he, being the lowly, perpetually ass-hurt creature that he is, will just keep flinging his shit here in perpetuity and call it a victory when others don't have the patience to give him (You)s.
Dude's pure cancer. Don't waste anymore time on him.
Why are you Sperging Friend?
He is clealy just shitposting. Calm down.
>>346546>He's BAD cuz uh,... well he's BAD cuz I dont like what he says. No, I cant be arsed to make an argument, I prefer to >imply and such.>See how above it all I am by my atrwmoted astigations and defamements? Arent you convinced?>Dude is pure cancer! Perpetually ass-hurt! Other mean words about him!
All this to do about me, yet no refutation of what Ive said. Funny.
Yeah, Ill be the first to admit I nossed the phrasing and spelling. Still not wrong tho
Translation: Noponer is taking the bait.
Oh! look, moar petty squabbles!>>346543>Christianity
Seriously, did a priest probe your anus or something?
Yeah, what's up with this dumb thread (Op, your thread isn't dumb but you know what I mean). This was clearly funposting and instead there is fighting?
Nah, just that the demographics are well established, and it's amusing how fapping-to/fucking ponies somehow made it on the 'Good christian to-do list', alongside the idea that 'if there were ponies, they would totally want to fuck anon even though no one irl does'.
Ponies are many things, but they're not a blue pill by which to maintain escapist denial fantasies, that's degenerate.
>>346537>Cuz, ya know, horse dix are so minimal compared to human dix? Nothin' gets a good horse 'going' like a human male phallus?
Very good poy! Poys like you can't compete. >Christian representation ITT
Oy vey! The poyim knows! Shut it down! Equestria is going into a multicultural mode. Us christians will be hated for our leading role in this, but it must happen if Equestria is to survive. >>346570>Nah, just that the demographics are well established
They are? >it's amusing how fapping-to/fucking ponies somehow made it on the 'Good christian to-do list'
The ideal is to not lust, as in not masturbate nor be promiscious. Make note that having sex within marriage is not sin. Are these bad ideals? No. Retention seems like healthy for you from what I seen and being promicious reduces the social capital where you do it. However, life is not easy. You try your best. As Hitler said, "The fighter fights and the worker works. No one can demand more."
Besides, this isn't even the porn thread. Not one single lewd image so far. This thread is clearly for funposting. Are you the fun police? Come on man, let's have some fun! >'if there were ponies, they would totally want to fuck anon even though no one irl does'
Actually there was one I miss it.
Begging your pardon, but are you equating fapping to a waifu with intermarital sex?
The cartoon horses represent ideal femininity at the best of times. Wanting to fuck them is normal and healthy.
Now if they were dogs, or skunks, or buff lizardmen, or something else furfags are into, that would be degenerate.
FIM ponies are clearly more sapient than humans, when they aren't written to be retarded and OOC. It would not be bestiality or racemixing to fuck talking animals as long as they are smarter than you. If anything, it's more natural than wanting to fuck a Klingon because ponies are mentally closer to humanity than Klingons. Human poner mixing wouldn't result in self-loathing infertile halfbreed freaks with health problems. It would result in ponies, or at most, centaurs/satyrs.
"Nazis believe in health therefore they cannot ever enjoy anything I consider unhealthy" is a jewish spook.
Pic related, FIM ponies pass the Harkness test.
>"But they have hooves!"
And you don't, but if they're willing to look past that and settle for a human, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
>>346580>wanting to fuck them is normal and healthy>normal and healthy
Am I the only person willing to be honest here, then?
Look, this discussion has been here for all these five years: "How can mlp+pol be a thing? Nazis didn't fuck horse and escapism is bad you should only read theory and factual books." Can we please not do this? I'm not interested in this at all.
Can't we just shitpost and roleplay and have fun and be frens and stuff?
Gardevoirs are able to understand english, psychically communicate back to humans in english, and consent to sex.
Would you call it morally wrong to want to fuck a Gardevoir? She looks like a human woman in a dress, only different.
FIM Poners are alien beings. Not IRL horses.
No you not being honest sped.
lol no, Im the only person willing to be brutally honest. It's conceivable why you wish to think otherwise though. Beats the hell out of admitting to yourself that you're a degenerate, dunnit?
You're Sperging again buddy.
Lol, your dishonesty has already been noted, no need to continue to emphasize
This is a Terrible Display Niggaz. you are Legitimately Coping for no reason, as well as shitting up a Good thread.
Keep trying, anon. Someday
I'm not really a part of this forum, and some of the decadence y'all post compels me to leave, However I feel morally obligated to come to your defence.>>346545
All they wanted was a little lightheartedness to improve morale. But no, you couldn't even give 'em that. Whose side are you on? Go poo poo elsewhere /pol/ack.>>346525
When dealing with fictional character's reality need not come into play, however one's personality I'd say is in the same realm and may be criticized & called into question by others spectating your fiction.>still a bunch of man-children wanting to inseminate another race who likely has more self-respect
If he speaks truth anons, I'd do my shadow work if I were you.>>346534>Because when exposed to humans, ponies suddenly dispense with any practice of mate-criteria and suddenly wants to with all the humans?
If you're a nazi pony that's into Hitler, then I'd say you're totally degenerate enough to go out with anon.>>346537
If a different species adopts another race's beliefs does that no imply admiration of said race? The nazi ponies would want to hook up with those who they deem the master race. Btw magic is not an valid reason why magicless earth pony could reproduce with man.>Cuz, ya know, horse dix are so minimal compared to human dix?
Idk use your arm? Are you a virgin?>>346543
For goodness sake anon it's fiction, F stands for fun remember? Actual horsefuckers aka cowboys
own or find horses and I doubt any of you do such things.>Christians
They're all a bunch of good for nothings murderers who, to convince pagans to convert, stole their rites and rituals because no one was feeling like being a good little sheep. Unlike some people.>>346553>All this to do about me, yet no refutation of what Ive said.
Blistering barnacles, would you look at that.
I suppose that'll do.I gotta say, I'm surprised /mlp/ couldn't put up more of a fight. Morale must be really low.
Ask yourself why degenerate things are degenerate.
Getting off from licking a woman's shoes or fucking her ass is degenerate, because this is not consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
Recreational sex is degenerate and bizarre fetishes are worse. Bizarre unhealthy fetishes are even worse.
But jacking off to a drawing of a nazi alien OC is no different from jacking off to a drawing of a white woman.
But if you must jack off to something, it's healthier to jack it to a character designed to represent something pure and ideal.
Better than jacking off to lolishit anime weeb trash.
I'm surprised this hasn't died yet. Here, I made a lazy shoop for y'all...
Lazy indeed, no one gets the context. C'mon, you're better than this
I posted in the wrong thread. Damn.
Anon, I get the paranoia given the nature of the site, but I assure you that this isn't some psyop or whatever you seem to think it is. Everyone bitches about there not being enough pony content, so I just made this thread thinking that someone more capable might take the OP in a silly direction. I know there are at least some creatives still here and that maybe they would've taken the concept and developed a fun thread for everyone to enjoy. I was genuinely hoping it would a be friendly and light hearted. It was, however, just a tiny bit self deprecating, but not in a way that was supposed to be derisive to the community as a whole. I think almost everyone understood that.
I was even going to turn the other cheek and try to be nice, but I realized it would just be a waste of time trying salvage anything from this thread.
I mean, before it all went to hell in a hand basket, anyway. Damned if I do, damned if I don't.
In what fun directions could a thread like this go?
I was thinking a writefag might be amused and start a good green better than I could write myself.
Maybe it was partially my fault for not putting more effort and forethought into it and just going in blind like an elderly Asian woman onto a highway or a nigger into literacy exam.
Oh well, it's a pee-pee poo-poo thread now. God bless. I have monkey pox from hammer-raping my brother-in-lawlessness in his colonoscopy bag anyways, so please pray the gays away posting tasty words from you ass-fingers
, Mr. Tea-Tea Crumpetsworth! I shall remember you fondly as I skitter about ("skitter-skitter
") (that's what I say when I skitter away!) the low and dark corners of my local Sam's KKKlub™ in search of an obese Mexican girl with daddy issues to impregnate with my torrential assault of LOW DOWN NIGGER PUPPET UNDERLINGS.
Why the fuck did this shitposting thread devolve into this level of schizo-tier paranoia? What is wrong with these people?
>>346617>schizo-tier paranoia? >What is wrong with these people?
Anons are going to anon. No apologies given.
You said it yourself!>>346619
Whoopsie poopsie! Sorry about that, anon! Fixed it!
So how are you doing anon?
Agree and ask why the fuck she thought I'd even entertain the idea of it and why she thought I wanted to fuck a pony