I can't help it, before, being an American, I hated communism, I grew up with people saying "Oh, China and Soviet Union bad" but than I watched MLP, and I discovered the most sexy mare in the world...Starlight Glimmer, ah, yes. She has a nice ass, and I'd love to marry her, we would get kinky too, she could throw me into her Gulag~
Anyway, go China, China is cool. Same with Cuba, Vietnam, Laos, even North Korea! Just as long as I can continue fucking my Starlight Glimmer plushy every night~