>>341295My first question is why I’d remain in my town if it were on fire.
>>341297You stopped to stare at the bigmare, obviously.
She seems friendly. Go say hello.
>>341295why would izzy burn down my village?
>>341400She wouldn't, she's just here to help put out the fire. I hope you don't mind if the entire city smells like piss afterwards!
>>341296fpbp
Oh dear God! There's another one!
>>341401I could live with that. as long as she helps clean up afterwards
>>341398And then I’d probably ask why I’d run into the fire to go towards her when I should be going away from the fire instead. If I were a fireman trying to save her life and I were wearing a flame-retardant suit, that would be one thing, but it is another thing entirely if I were not.