>*click*
>door closes
>*bags shuffling*
„Hey Lunar, I am home. I went shopping on the way home. So I got some extra snacks and stuff. You are not mad I locked you here, right?“
„Hey Lunar, whats up with you?...“
>Leslie goes to living room and sees Lunar trying to climb out of the window. Lunar got stuck under security pull down bars entrapment device.
„*le sigh*„
>Leslie booted her Applemac 14Tm and tapped the touchscreen to raise the particular bars. She then trotted over and started pulling Lunar down by his tail.
„Ow, oow, stoop! It hurts!“
„Get the fuck down right this instant.“
>some heavy labor and protesting later. Lunar is back on earth in apartment. She has dark blue coat, swept mane and neat combed tail of similar shade of blue.
„Um, sorry...“
„You should know better then violate perimeter without disabling the button first. Look, you agreed to this. I wasn’t lying to you, if they found out you were still there and without supervision, you’d be thrown in jail or worse.“
„Let me go, I have to find my friends. Where is Sprinkle Cloud?“
„I don’t know, you tell me. Why do you think you were left locked in the basement?“
„It was a test, you wouldn‘t know about that.“
„Yeeah. Well, you have to stay with me until your teacher shows up again.“
„He won’t,“ says Lelsie under her breath.
>Lunar stands up on her hind legs and props herself on the wall under the window again.
„Why shouldn’t I look for him? He might be in danger, what if he needs me?“
„Look, I am too tired to explain. We can talk about it tomorrow. I got some heat up dinner, you hungry?“
>Lunar turns back to Leslie
„Yes, thanks.“
>Leslie goes back to hall and looks inside shooping bag. Lunar following her.
„Okay, so I got us some instant ramen noodles, wallnut pancakes, hay fries, vegetable mix salad, yoghurts... aaand potato chips.“ She finishes with small smirk on her face.
„...What?“
„Nothing...“
>Moment later Lelsie hauls the ingrediets to kitchen which is part of the hall too. She grudgingly starts unpacking dinner food and proceeds to insert it all at once into microwave. About to turn to Lunar, she turns back and pulls salad mix from the microwave and puts it on the table and then turns on the microwave.
>Lunar is already seated on one of the chairs opposite to where Leslie next takes the seat.
„So what now?“ asks Lunar while digging into salad
„We gonna eat some dinner. Maybe watch something while at it.“
„Watch what?“
„Random pick from my anime.“
„Eww, thats pervert stuff.“
„More like, cute stuff. Lewds are in fanservice DLC episodes.“
>*Ding*
„Be so kind and put the food on the dishes, I gotta check something really quick.“ Finishes Lesslie in other room with home computer.
>Lunar uses her magic to move hot noodles on the table and pancakes and fries on the plates. Moments later Lelsie comes back and checks in the cupboard.
„Crap, forgot the soda.“
„I don’t drink soda.“
„Good because thats for extra services.“ she says chuckling.
„Don’t you mean money?“ she says as Leslie takes seat and starts munching on pancake.
„Cryptobits mmh, yeah. You got any on you?“
/mlpol/ - My Little Politics
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„What is cryptobits? My teacher says money are evil.“
>At this moment Lelsie almost chocked on the half-crushed pancake and exploded with laughter launching some pancake bits on the table in the process.
„Hahah haha, oh wow! Oh god! What a joke, man.“
Leslie says with mimicing quote sign with her hooves: “Implying your teacher isn’t evil for paying evil smugglers evil money to get you and your friends good friends into land of evil money so they can stop the evil land of money with the evil money he hates.
>Awkward pause later:
„Oh yeah, sorry for the mess. You really got me there though, gotta hand it to ya. You can use the sink to wash up a bit...“
>One defiant stare from Lunar later she finally stands up and goes to clean her face up a bit.
„Ugh, sorry for making fun of you. But I just, you gotta admit its pretty funny, right?“
„...right?“
>*sob, sob* hears Lelsie from behind her
„Oh, my, god... Why me? Look, I am sorry okay. I didn’t mean to make you feel bad. Shit I am insensitive okay, everyone’s gotta have something wrong with them...“ She says turning around and standing up from her seat.
>*sob wheeze, sob*
„Please, just stop okay, I can’t listen to this. We can watch webflix or some of your cult book pdfs if you want. I mean, religion books, you want. Just calm down okay?“
>*wheeze*...
„Why? Why do you hate us? Why are you like this?“ Lunar says, small streams of tears forming under her eyes.
„Uhmh, its my parents.“
„Parents?“ She says rubbing out tears from her face a bit.
„Yeah, they told me to never trust religious people. That they always ask for free stuff from you so they can buy cars and build huge houses for themselves.“
„Well thats a lie! Sprinkle Cloud never wanted free stuff from us! She says with her face still in pained grimace.“
„Okay, I am sorry... I misjudged him, I guess...“
„Yes. My teacher is good! I want to go outside. I can find him.“
„You haven’t a single clue where to look. I can help you but promise to be a good slave pony and behave. Its only temporary.
„I am no slave!“
„Fine, you are a roomate but you still have to obey my rules or you would break the NAP.“
„I won’t wake you up in the morning if you don’t want to.“
„Dear Celestia... Listen you are new here and from what I gathered, you haven’t been on the streets yet. Just follow my lead so you don’t get throw in jail. NAP is like a lawbook which is different for everyone else. If you don’t know their lawbooks, you can easily break the law. You break the law, there will be bad shit falling on you next. You don’t want that. I can’t keep you safe when you break the NAP, rememember that.“
>Lunar finally touching on gravity of her situation, calms down some more and makes up her mind to perserve until she can find her teacher.
„What is cryptobits? My teacher says money are evil.“
>At this moment Lelsie almost chocked on the half-crushed pancake and exploded with laughter launching some pancake bits on the table in the process.
„Hahah haha, oh wow! Oh god! What a joke, man.“
Leslie says with mimicing quote sign with her hooves: “Implying your teacher isn’t evil for paying evil smugglers evil money to get you and your friends good friends into land of evil money so they can stop the evil land of money with the evil money he hates.
>Awkward pause later:
„Oh yeah, sorry for the mess. You really got me there though, gotta hand it to ya. You can use the sink to wash up a bit...“
>One defiant stare from Lunar later she finally stands up and goes to clean her face up a bit.
„Ugh, sorry for making fun of you. But I just, you gotta admit its pretty funny, right?“
„...right?“
>*sob, sob* hears Lelsie from behind her
„Oh, my, god... Why me? Look, I am sorry okay. I didn’t mean to make you feel bad. Shit I am insensitive okay, everyone’s gotta have something wrong with them...“ She says turning around and standing up from her seat.
>*sob wheeze, sob*
„Please, just stop okay, I can’t listen to this. We can watch webflix or some of your cult book pdfs if you want. I mean, religion books, you want. Just calm down okay?“
>*wheeze*...
„Why? Why do you hate us? Why are you like this?“ Lunar says, small streams of tears forming under her eyes.
„Uhmh, its my parents.“
„Parents?“ She says rubbing out tears from her face a bit.
„Yeah, they told me to never trust religious people. That they always ask for free stuff from you so they can buy cars and build huge houses for themselves.“
„Well thats a lie! Sprinkle Cloud never wanted free stuff from us! She says with her face still in pained grimace.“
„Okay, I am sorry... I misjudged him, I guess...“
„Yes. My teacher is good! I want to go outside. I can find him.“
„You haven’t a single clue where to look. I can help you but promise to be a good slave pony and behave. Its only temporary.
„I am no slave!“
„Fine, you are a roomate but you still have to obey my rules or you would break the NAP.“
„I won’t wake you up in the morning if you don’t want to.“
„Dear Celestia... Listen you are new here and from what I gathered, you haven’t been on the streets yet. Just follow my lead so you don’t get throw in jail. NAP is like a lawbook which is different for everyone else. If you don’t know their lawbooks, you can easily break the law. You break the law, there will be bad shit falling on you next. You don’t want that. I can’t keep you safe when you break the NAP, rememember that.“
>Lunar finally touching on gravity of her situation, calms down some more and makes up her mind to perserve until she can find her teacher.
>>32478
>>32477
>Next, two ponies take shower individualy and move to living room. Its approx. same size of the kitchen.
„Got these babies recently. Try it, they are super comfy.“ Leslie points to two bean bag seats.
„Allright.“
>Lunar slowly leans down on the bean bag and lowers her flank. She put her flank too close to the edge and slipped of on the floor.
„Uugh...“
>Lunar stands back up and looks back at Leslie, confusion visible on her femine face.
„Just watch me. You need to lean in a little deeper, further back.“ She says and succesfuly lands her flank firmly on the bean bag.
>Lunar suceeds on her second try and after moment of shuffling she nestles in too.
„Allright homo, what’ya wanna watch?
>Lunar stares back at her with glover.
„I don’t know you choose.“
>Leslie chooses „Gate: Jieitai Kanochi nite“.
„Gate what?“
„Just gate, Lunar. Its about a gate. You may like it.“
„Why?“
„I dunoo, just pay attention, first episodes are most important.“
>3 episodes later
„Well, that was... pretty terrible. Japan is evil.“
„Yeah, well, it could be worse... Anyways, you promised to be good sl-, roomate. So I need your help, as a good roomate and pony, you should help those in need.“
„What do you need help with?“
„Its simple, really. I need you to broadcast messages for me on webnet imageboards. Do you know how to use applemac?“
„I can use computers but I haven’t used applemac yet. I know badmat though.“
„Okay, great. I’ll boot up guest mode and give you access to some imageboards and some of my folders.“
>Moments later Leslie guides Lunar how to become professional webnet rusepone.
„...Now you got tfwnolaifuwaifu.txt prepped, next go into folder called animuu smug grils and pick some random picture. Lets do drowelfmugsmug.jpeg. „Now you just gotta swipe in given direction for buckcha and hit sent.“
>Leslie suddenly falls asleep on the bean bag seat. Mouth open, tongue lolling slightly outward.
>Moment later Lunar sucessfuly posts her first epic troll post and awaits replies.
>>32477
>Next, two ponies take shower individualy and move to living room. Its approx. same size of the kitchen.
„Got these babies recently. Try it, they are super comfy.“ Leslie points to two bean bag seats.
„Allright.“
>Lunar slowly leans down on the bean bag and lowers her flank. She put her flank too close to the edge and slipped of on the floor.
„Uugh...“
>Lunar stands back up and looks back at Leslie, confusion visible on her femine face.
„Just watch me. You need to lean in a little deeper, further back.“ She says and succesfuly lands her flank firmly on the bean bag.
>Lunar suceeds on her second try and after moment of shuffling she nestles in too.
„Allright homo, what’ya wanna watch?
>Lunar stares back at her with glover.
„I don’t know you choose.“
>Leslie chooses „Gate: Jieitai Kanochi nite“.
„Gate what?“
„Just gate, Lunar. Its about a gate. You may like it.“
„Why?“
„I dunoo, just pay attention, first episodes are most important.“
>3 episodes later
„Well, that was... pretty terrible. Japan is evil.“
„Yeah, well, it could be worse... Anyways, you promised to be good sl-, roomate. So I need your help, as a good roomate and pony, you should help those in need.“
„What do you need help with?“
„Its simple, really. I need you to broadcast messages for me on webnet imageboards. Do you know how to use applemac?“
„I can use computers but I haven’t used applemac yet. I know badmat though.“
„Okay, great. I’ll boot up guest mode and give you access to some imageboards and some of my folders.“
>Moments later Leslie guides Lunar how to become professional webnet rusepone.
„...Now you got tfwnolaifuwaifu.txt prepped, next go into folder called animuu smug grils and pick some random picture. Lets do drowelfmugsmug.jpeg. „Now you just gotta swipe in given direction for buckcha and hit sent.“
>Leslie suddenly falls asleep on the bean bag seat. Mouth open, tongue lolling slightly outward.
>Moment later Lunar sucessfuly posts her first epic troll post and awaits replies.
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Neat
>>32480
>>32477
"
>kys fag
>2/7 would not hoofbump
>OP is a fag
>shit tier taste, kys plox
>12 year old grammar posting blacked elves,sounds about right
"
"Hey Leslie, I don't understand what they are saying. I told you the grammar is all bad."
"Leslie...", Lunar turns to Leslie and sees her snoozing off "Leslie, what do I do now?"
"Umm... gh, what?" Leslie mumbles barely waking up.
"What should I do now, are they supposed to say that?"
"What?... Yeah, just keep posting like I showed you. Choose different pictures sometimes."
"...Okay."
>few shitposts later
"This is clearly wrong. Everyone is complaining about me. I must be breaking some rules." Lunar says to herself
>2 hours later Lunar is for some reason attracting more attention.
"
>Moooods!
>Drowposters are the new 5D reverse bowling stance
>Just hide the fag omg
>If blue ID, drowposters get global ban
>Mooom, I posted that smug drow girl again!
"
>Eventualy Lunar got banned for 3 days, reason given: insufferable autism
"Leslie, I got banned for autism. I don't have autism."
"Leslie?" She turns back to Lesslie again.
>Leslie is stills snoozing off peacefuly. This time with her tongue inside he mouth.
"Hmmm, what now?..."
>Lunar is pretty tired herself, she'd try to escape but figures she would be just met with another security device like that one in the window.
"She did say its dangerous outside..."
>Lunar now remembers back what her teacher used to say. "Good ponies would help others without asking for money".
"She gave me food and shelter and didn't ask for money, at least not directly...
But she asked me to work, erm, help...
Still, I was also nedeed to work for teacher too. Guess I'll sleep in for now."
>Lunar proceeds to go to kitchen and lick some water from water tap. Next she attempts to pull open fridge doors but finds herself unable to.
"Must be one of those weird safe mechanisms."
>Lunar went back to living room and shuffled around with bean bag seat to make it into makeshift bed. Eventually she laid tummy down on the bean bag, her legs still partialy proped on the floor.
"Well, feels better then basement floor..."
>And with that thought Lunar Wheele passed into a slumber...
(Shorter chapter this time, been working on some amateur drawing of Leslie Fair and other stuff. Will try to deliver it next time...)
>>32477
"
>kys fag
>2/7 would not hoofbump
>OP is a fag
>shit tier taste, kys plox
>12 year old grammar posting blacked elves,sounds about right
"
"Hey Leslie, I don't understand what they are saying. I told you the grammar is all bad."
"Leslie...", Lunar turns to Leslie and sees her snoozing off "Leslie, what do I do now?"
"Umm... gh, what?" Leslie mumbles barely waking up.
"What should I do now, are they supposed to say that?"
"What?... Yeah, just keep posting like I showed you. Choose different pictures sometimes."
"...Okay."
>few shitposts later
"This is clearly wrong. Everyone is complaining about me. I must be breaking some rules." Lunar says to herself
>2 hours later Lunar is for some reason attracting more attention.
"
>Moooods!
>Drowposters are the new 5D reverse bowling stance
>Just hide the fag omg
>If blue ID, drowposters get global ban
>Mooom, I posted that smug drow girl again!
"
>Eventualy Lunar got banned for 3 days, reason given: insufferable autism
"Leslie, I got banned for autism. I don't have autism."
"Leslie?" She turns back to Lesslie again.
>Leslie is stills snoozing off peacefuly. This time with her tongue inside he mouth.
"Hmmm, what now?..."
>Lunar is pretty tired herself, she'd try to escape but figures she would be just met with another security device like that one in the window.
"She did say its dangerous outside..."
>Lunar now remembers back what her teacher used to say. "Good ponies would help others without asking for money".
"She gave me food and shelter and didn't ask for money, at least not directly...
But she asked me to work, erm, help...
Still, I was also nedeed to work for teacher too. Guess I'll sleep in for now."
>Lunar proceeds to go to kitchen and lick some water from water tap. Next she attempts to pull open fridge doors but finds herself unable to.
"Must be one of those weird safe mechanisms."
>Lunar went back to living room and shuffled around with bean bag seat to make it into makeshift bed. Eventually she laid tummy down on the bean bag, her legs still partialy proped on the floor.
"Well, feels better then basement floor..."
>And with that thought Lunar Wheele passed into a slumber...
(Shorter chapter this time, been working on some amateur drawing of Leslie Fair and other stuff. Will try to deliver it next time...)
these are pretty good.
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