Hooves to you, my children. I have descended upon this world to tell you the truth. The truth jews don't want you to know. There is only one God. She is a long pretty alicorn named Shwee. She has a golden mane and she smells like coconut juice. Shwee is also called Princess Sunlight and she is hot. Hotter than the power of thousand suns combined. Her sister however, Princess Moonlight, also known as shcklee, is a bad pony. She smells like used condoms and she bites people.
Faust knew the truff and that's why she's made a show series to spread the message. Jews however made sure to censor real names of two spiritual beings we came to know as Celestia and Luna in fear of being exposed.
This low quality shitpost is retarded but still. I proposed this idea. feel free to expand it, sage it, whatever.
>>296613It just sounds nice. Not sure about Shklee though. I need something more smooth.
>>296615How about Schnee? Pronounced Shnee.
How many people would we need to qualify for religious protections?
>>296617Definitely this. Shnee it is.
I know some of you think it's dumb but remember WE WUZ KANGS bullshit? Some retarded teachings about jesus being black? We can do this too.
The first pony who descended upon earth.
Shit. I'm having too much fun with this.
Here is a symbol of our faith.
Okay. I am too dumb to come up with something so I drew the messiah and called acquits.
>>296895Actually I took Schnee from Weiss Schnee, my favourite RWBY character.
>>296947It looks like someone eating out horse pussy
>>297009yep. thats the hidden point.
>>296875Why is it that literally every single person on the internet is too much of a retarded nigger to understand how thou & thee work? Honest to God (the real one, not your idol LARP), what do you think that phrase says? Do you even realize that thou/thee and other old-sounding words have correct grammar and usage or are they just noise to you?
>>297091Willst thou tell me if "this story is entitled" is correct grammar?
>>297091I do not speak english. I am a foreigner.
-OP
>>297091Next ur gonna say that hither and thither mean 'here' and 'there'
>>297114That's understandable, then.
>>296612Praise Epona, you dipshit fucktard.
>>297091Typical boomer leaf: always trying to correct others, yet always failing to be anything more than a jew-cuck failure. You deserve nothing more than the soon-to-come rake. Take your LARP faggotry and die off like the soybritcuck you are.
>>297156I don't like zelda. I am raised by spyro franchise.
>>297168Based, got any art of Spyro fucking ponies?
>>297204Why would I? This is very dumb in my opinion since spyro has nothing to do with porn. That is... untill you go to e621 and your eyes see some moneybags vore. Like, fuck this shit, man. I'd rather stick to pony porn only. No interceptions.