Hooves to you, my children. I have descended upon this world to tell you the truth. The truth jews don't want you to know. There is only one God. She is a long pretty alicorn named Shwee. She has a golden mane and she smells like coconut juice. Shwee is also called Princess Sunlight and she is hot. Hotter than the power of thousand suns combined. Her sister however, Princess Moonlight, also known as shcklee, is a bad pony. She smells like used condoms and she bites people.
Faust knew the truff and that's why she's made a show series to spread the message. Jews however made sure to censor real names of two spiritual beings we came to know as Celestia and Luna in fear of being exposed.
This low quality shitpost is retarded but still. I proposed this idea. feel free to expand it, sage it, whatever.
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Anonymous
No.296625
How many people would we need to qualify for religious protections?
Anonymous
No.296794
>>296617
Definitely this. Shnee it is.
I know some of you think it's dumb but remember WE WUZ KANGS bullshit? Some retarded teachings about jesus being black? We can do this too.
Definitely this. Shnee it is.
I know some of you think it's dumb but remember WE WUZ KANGS bullshit? Some retarded teachings about jesus being black? We can do this too.
Anonymous
No.296860
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The first pony who descended upon earth.
Shit. I'm having too much fun with this.
Shit. I'm having too much fun with this.
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Here is a symbol of our faith.
Anonymous
No.296961
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Okay. I am too dumb to come up with something so I drew the messiah and called acquits.
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>>296875
Why is it that literally every single person on the internet is too much of a retarded nigger to understand how thou & thee work? Honest to God (the real one, not your idol LARP), what do you think that phrase says? Do you even realize that thou/thee and other old-sounding words have correct grammar and usage or are they just noise to you?
Why is it that literally every single person on the internet is too much of a retarded nigger to understand how thou & thee work? Honest to God (the real one, not your idol LARP), what do you think that phrase says? Do you even realize that thou/thee and other old-sounding words have correct grammar and usage or are they just noise to you?
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Anonymous
No.297169
>>297204
Why would I? This is very dumb in my opinion since spyro has nothing to do with porn. That is... untill you go to e621 and your eyes see some moneybags vore. Like, fuck this shit, man. I'd rather stick to pony porn only. No interceptions.
Why would I? This is very dumb in my opinion since spyro has nothing to do with porn. That is... untill you go to e621 and your eyes see some moneybags vore. Like, fuck this shit, man. I'd rather stick to pony porn only. No interceptions.
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