>former ESPN sports commentator and current Atlantic writer Jemele Hill said the alleged noose was a "very stunning, shocking, appalling, disgusting reminder of who... this sport is for." >Fox's NASCAR account tweeted #IStandWithBubba >Other drivers come and push his car onto the track in a "display of solidarity" >The FBI launches a formal hate crime investigation
And just two days later the FBI concludes this guy thought a common fucking garage door rope-handle installed eight months ago was a noose.
I'm almost impressed it was sorted out so quickly.