So this is a story were I try to imagine myself endingup in Equestria and how I would act and what would happend. We will see how it turns out.
A green man moved abut under soft covers. He snugled up against his pillow. He turned his face into the pillow to avoid the sunlight but instead ended up covering his nose wiith the fabric. After a moment o unconsious suffocation, he rose up in bed with half-lidded eyes and circuling head. He gasped as he streatch his arms and then scratched his head.
He tossed his legs over the bedside and looked around. After a moment of looking no reaction, he gasped as he flisnehd forward and grasped his t-shirt by over his chest. He jumped out of bed and began to pace around while his head spun around several times.
The bedchamber he was in had a blue-silver like floor that was so polished that the floor has several lines of sun shine in them. A Chest of drawers that was not something spartan make-it-yourself kinda thing that you would find in IKEA's catalogue. Cystal pillars with a rough edges held up the ceiling along with the blue walls in the circular room.
”Ahh... Haa...” the man whimpered as he clenched his teeth together.
He began to pant heavily while he hold his forhead with the palm of his hand. That hand flew over to his mouth as his head jerked forward. He made a sound that sounded like a suffocated burp and his cheeks filled out with like that of a hamster. He swallowed and then withdrew his hand as strings of saliva disconnected with his hand.
”Arrrghhhh... WHA-t THE fffff-” He dug his upper teeth into his lower lips.” fffFFFFUCK!?” he shouted as he sank his nails into his skull.
Rapid tappings could be heard coming from the wall that had a door in it. The man saw the door and heard how the tappings came closer and closer.
”Ahhhh! Ahhh!Ahhh!” he ran over ot the door, pulled it open and stuck his head out towards the sound.
There a pink unicorn the size of a human if they had been crawling on all fours came galloping towards him. His mouth was fully agape as he screamed towards her. She in turn, shvoed her hooves into the floor as she slided to a halt while screaming at the top of her lungs at him. She came to a stop right next to him. The first thing they were to pull back but to still they continue to scream into at eachother's face.
The man slammed the door shut behind him and ran to the chest of drawer. Grabbed the whole thing in his embrace and while he carried it over to the door drawers fell out of it with clothing articles. He placed it so it was leaning against the door and then he sat down next to it, making himself part of the baricate.
Strands of hair were stuck between his fingers as he held his in a protective manner.
”Neigh, niegh-eigh?” came from the other sside of the door.
”WHA Da ffffWWWAck?!” he shouted again.
Then his gaze fell on the window. He looked around for a breif moment before he grabbed a drawer that had belonged to the chest. He ran over to the window and in the last second he threw the wooden drawer with one of its pointy corners staright at the window. It made a cracking sound as the first layer of the many layered window broke and shards fell and shattered on the floor. He grabbed hte drawer again and as he was about to toss it at the window again he heard something a few feets behind him.
”Neight!”
He turned around like he was throwing disc and tossed the drawer just above the pony's head and the wood of it splintered on impact with the wall behind her. He throw had made him trip of balanced and he landed with a thud on the floor after his swing. The pony had grabbed her head with her hooves and ducked as the drawer had sailed over her.
”Neigh neigh prrrr prrr neigh,” said the pony. She frowned and pink lights shoned from her horn.
/mlpol/ - My Little Politics
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>>259912
The man suddenly didn't feel the floor anymore as his body began to float. He his muscles flexed but his body did not move. He clenched his teeth otgether and let out a roar inbetween them as he began to strain against the pink transparent cloud's hold of him in the air. He slowly began to twist his body towards the unicorn. His face was now red and veins appeared around his neck.
The pink pony also clenched her teeth as the pink clouds stuff seem to pour out of her horn like water out of tap only to fizzle out and disappear once it was to far away forom it.
”Neigh prrr neigh,” said the pony.
The man tried to reach for one of the bed's posts but it was out of reacch with hair. Instead, he slowly moved his body back and forth. He tired to jerk the cloud's grip of him.
The reach out a hoof towards him.
”Neigh,” she siad but when the man did not stop what he was doing she slowly set him down on the mattress.
As the man felt how hte grip of the cloud losend, his hands turned into fists and his look search for a pony coming running at him. But no pony came. His eyes came upon the pink pony who seemed to have been the one to hold him with the cloud.
She had sat down where she had stood before, a bit away from the bed. Anon's sharp eyes lost their edge with time as he that she was just sitting there giving him to big eyes and a pair of pouting lips.
The man's neck cranned forward and he exhaled loudly and then shook his head. He dragged his open hand over his face and let ouf air again.
The pony saw this, giggled, and then breath out as well. She gave the man a smile that made her cheeks go up and said, ”Neigh prrrr.”
This made the man's gaze fall back to her and while there were no lightning in his eyes like before they were wide and his mouth had fallen open.
The pony saw this and tilted her head and then said, ”Neigh neigh neigh.”
The man shut his eyes and kept them shut for a while before opening them again. He was greated by the pony from before waving her hoof at him.
He slapped his forehead a few times and as he did the pony got a crease between her eyebrows and sucked in her lower lip.
The man suddenly embraced himself and pulled his head towards his body as if he was a turtle out on snowy day. His wide eyes and downards arcing mouth had frozen into place. This remained for a few moments makin gteh pony worry beforehte man's jaw unfroze and he began to cackle.
”Hehe.. hehehe...hehe... O'boy o'boy o'boy o'boy...” He inhaled. ” O'boy. HeheheHE. Hohoho. Hahaha... Hahhah. Uh-um-mm-uhm-mma?” he said in cherry voice.
He massaged his templates and crawled over to the foot end of the bed and talked directly to the unicorn.
”I'm insane. Hahaha.” He folded himself over the wooden bed frame and let his head hang free while his eyes stared under the bed. The pony leaned back as she saw the man crawl out of bed or rather falling on his shoudler and back into a clumsy roll as he tipped over the bed's edge with his legs. She began to shuffle backwards, away from the man, as he bagan to slolwy crawl over like an undead. He had a weird grin on his face as he could not stopp giggling. He reach out for the pony. The pony saw this and at first was about to stand up before she stopped herself and let the man touch her.
The man's fingers grasped around the wrist of one of her front hooves. It felt like the most wonderful hair and soft thing next to soft human hair and that wascat hair. Cats were wonderful and were truly the intellectual man's best friend. I love cats. He fur was that of a cat so soft and smooth. He could caress this days on end and pet it too.
The man suddenly didn't feel the floor anymore as his body began to float. He his muscles flexed but his body did not move. He clenched his teeth otgether and let out a roar inbetween them as he began to strain against the pink transparent cloud's hold of him in the air. He slowly began to twist his body towards the unicorn. His face was now red and veins appeared around his neck.
The pink pony also clenched her teeth as the pink clouds stuff seem to pour out of her horn like water out of tap only to fizzle out and disappear once it was to far away forom it.
”Neigh prrr neigh,” said the pony.
The man tried to reach for one of the bed's posts but it was out of reacch with hair. Instead, he slowly moved his body back and forth. He tired to jerk the cloud's grip of him.
The reach out a hoof towards him.
”Neigh,” she siad but when the man did not stop what he was doing she slowly set him down on the mattress.
As the man felt how hte grip of the cloud losend, his hands turned into fists and his look search for a pony coming running at him. But no pony came. His eyes came upon the pink pony who seemed to have been the one to hold him with the cloud.
She had sat down where she had stood before, a bit away from the bed. Anon's sharp eyes lost their edge with time as he that she was just sitting there giving him to big eyes and a pair of pouting lips.
The man's neck cranned forward and he exhaled loudly and then shook his head. He dragged his open hand over his face and let ouf air again.
The pony saw this, giggled, and then breath out as well. She gave the man a smile that made her cheeks go up and said, ”Neigh prrrr.”
This made the man's gaze fall back to her and while there were no lightning in his eyes like before they were wide and his mouth had fallen open.
The pony saw this and tilted her head and then said, ”Neigh neigh neigh.”
The man shut his eyes and kept them shut for a while before opening them again. He was greated by the pony from before waving her hoof at him.
He slapped his forehead a few times and as he did the pony got a crease between her eyebrows and sucked in her lower lip.
The man suddenly embraced himself and pulled his head towards his body as if he was a turtle out on snowy day. His wide eyes and downards arcing mouth had frozen into place. This remained for a few moments makin gteh pony worry beforehte man's jaw unfroze and he began to cackle.
”Hehe.. hehehe...hehe... O'boy o'boy o'boy o'boy...” He inhaled. ” O'boy. HeheheHE. Hohoho. Hahaha... Hahhah. Uh-um-mm-uhm-mma?” he said in cherry voice.
He massaged his templates and crawled over to the foot end of the bed and talked directly to the unicorn.
”I'm insane. Hahaha.” He folded himself over the wooden bed frame and let his head hang free while his eyes stared under the bed. The pony leaned back as she saw the man crawl out of bed or rather falling on his shoudler and back into a clumsy roll as he tipped over the bed's edge with his legs. She began to shuffle backwards, away from the man, as he bagan to slolwy crawl over like an undead. He had a weird grin on his face as he could not stopp giggling. He reach out for the pony. The pony saw this and at first was about to stand up before she stopped herself and let the man touch her.
The man's fingers grasped around the wrist of one of her front hooves. It felt like the most wonderful hair and soft thing next to soft human hair and that wascat hair. Cats were wonderful and were truly the intellectual man's best friend. I love cats. He fur was that of a cat so soft and smooth. He could caress this days on end and pet it too.
>>259913
Anwyay, wht was i writing. Right, the story.
So the mna thought her fur was lovely to touch and found storking it. He smiled at her softness. The pony had a thin forced sheepish smile on her face as her leg was being stroked so fondly.
The man then crawled up into a sitting postion next to her and began to feel the end of her purple mane in his hands. He looked up at her.
”Are you an angel?” he asked.
”Neeeiggh,” the pony answered. She then looked into the ground with distant look on her face.
The man did not notice since he was busy carefully rubbing his thumb into hair strands of the blue stripes in the purple mane that was in his hand. It was like nothing he had ever felt before. Actually, fwaht the fuck happened here? Wht is up with this hari stuff? What the fuck I'm I writing?
The pony stood up and walked towards the doorway. There she stopped and gestured with her hoof for him to come over. The man nodded by habit but as he stopped due to the pointlessness of using human body langague to communicate with a pony, he saw that the pony nodded back with a smile on her face. He lookedpussled for a moment before he nodded again were upon he recived a nod back. They ended up nodding towards each other for a while as they with huge grins on their faces.
The pony gestured again to the man that he should follow and then walked out of the door. The man did follow and they ended up walking along a long corridor in the same styel as the previous room. Purple crystal pillars in the blue walls reaching the ceiling. The only addition was the red-purple flags with golden hems hanging on the walls, the red carpet on the floor, and the occasional potted plant on some small table.
The pony reach a double door which doorknobs were engulfed in a the same type of pink clouds like substance that the man had been held be before. The doors were pulled opened and they stepped inside.
The man was greated by a book shelves almost as tall as the ceiling was high most of the filled to the brim with books if not all.
Someone doesn't have a social life, the man though as he saw the rows off tomes before him. This doesn't make anyw snese. Why would he say this, would he not simply assume this is a libarary and just leave it at that.
”Neeiiiigh Neeeigh,” called the pink pony to a pony the man had yet to register who was sitting next to a table reading one of the thick tomes while drinking something out of a cup that was held up by wisp of purple fog.
”Neiigh neighhh neeeigh,” said the pony at the table and waved at them.
The man followed after the pink pony as she walked up the table. They talked in their strange pony langauge a bit more. The man did not mind though since it reminded him of home. He zoned out will they talked as he looked around and inspected the shelves. There seem to be more than thirty rows stacked upon each other. In fact, the man could only peak at the top shelves from where he stood.
”Neeeigh.”
It was directed at the man so he turned towards the source. It was the new pony. She had not only a horn on her head but also wings. She was a purple alicorn.
She smiled at him and bobed at him before she nodded towards the pink pony. They both stood up and walked passed the man and further into the library. The man followed them, having nothing else to do.
The two ponies were clearly having a conversation and they walked from place to place in the library, picking out books with their floaty pink and purple colored cloud powers that seemed to eminate from their horns. Some of these books were pushed back into their places in the shelves and others were leaft hovering in a pile in the air as they tagged along. After a longer period of walking and checking out books, they walekd back to the table.
The pink one brought out sheet of paper, a bottle of ink, and featherpen from a nearby desk and sat downwith these things at the table. The purple one browsed the books and stopped when she arrived on pages she seemed satisfied with and then put the book open on those pages on the table. After having done this to several books, she began to speak aloud towards the pink pony who seem to write down everything she said. At times the pink pony had some comments otherwise it was mostly the purple pony who was leading the project it seemed. She kept going back to the open books and thoses pages. The man guess they were refrence material. He didn't understand anything in them because the text was just a a bunch of chicken scratches. He wasn't sure if the pages contained rows of text or an abstract painting, which you were suppose to interpreted the meaning of to get information out of the book.
Anwyay, wht was i writing. Right, the story.
So the mna thought her fur was lovely to touch and found storking it. He smiled at her softness. The pony had a thin forced sheepish smile on her face as her leg was being stroked so fondly.
The man then crawled up into a sitting postion next to her and began to feel the end of her purple mane in his hands. He looked up at her.
”Are you an angel?” he asked.
”Neeeiggh,” the pony answered. She then looked into the ground with distant look on her face.
The man did not notice since he was busy carefully rubbing his thumb into hair strands of the blue stripes in the purple mane that was in his hand. It was like nothing he had ever felt before. Actually, fwaht the fuck happened here? Wht is up with this hari stuff? What the fuck I'm I writing?
The pony stood up and walked towards the doorway. There she stopped and gestured with her hoof for him to come over. The man nodded by habit but as he stopped due to the pointlessness of using human body langague to communicate with a pony, he saw that the pony nodded back with a smile on her face. He lookedpussled for a moment before he nodded again were upon he recived a nod back. They ended up nodding towards each other for a while as they with huge grins on their faces.
The pony gestured again to the man that he should follow and then walked out of the door. The man did follow and they ended up walking along a long corridor in the same styel as the previous room. Purple crystal pillars in the blue walls reaching the ceiling. The only addition was the red-purple flags with golden hems hanging on the walls, the red carpet on the floor, and the occasional potted plant on some small table.
The pony reach a double door which doorknobs were engulfed in a the same type of pink clouds like substance that the man had been held be before. The doors were pulled opened and they stepped inside.
The man was greated by a book shelves almost as tall as the ceiling was high most of the filled to the brim with books if not all.
Someone doesn't have a social life, the man though as he saw the rows off tomes before him. This doesn't make anyw snese. Why would he say this, would he not simply assume this is a libarary and just leave it at that.
”Neeiiiigh Neeeigh,” called the pink pony to a pony the man had yet to register who was sitting next to a table reading one of the thick tomes while drinking something out of a cup that was held up by wisp of purple fog.
”Neiigh neighhh neeeigh,” said the pony at the table and waved at them.
The man followed after the pink pony as she walked up the table. They talked in their strange pony langauge a bit more. The man did not mind though since it reminded him of home. He zoned out will they talked as he looked around and inspected the shelves. There seem to be more than thirty rows stacked upon each other. In fact, the man could only peak at the top shelves from where he stood.
”Neeeigh.”
It was directed at the man so he turned towards the source. It was the new pony. She had not only a horn on her head but also wings. She was a purple alicorn.
She smiled at him and bobed at him before she nodded towards the pink pony. They both stood up and walked passed the man and further into the library. The man followed them, having nothing else to do.
The two ponies were clearly having a conversation and they walked from place to place in the library, picking out books with their floaty pink and purple colored cloud powers that seemed to eminate from their horns. Some of these books were pushed back into their places in the shelves and others were leaft hovering in a pile in the air as they tagged along. After a longer period of walking and checking out books, they walekd back to the table.
The pink one brought out sheet of paper, a bottle of ink, and featherpen from a nearby desk and sat downwith these things at the table. The purple one browsed the books and stopped when she arrived on pages she seemed satisfied with and then put the book open on those pages on the table. After having done this to several books, she began to speak aloud towards the pink pony who seem to write down everything she said. At times the pink pony had some comments otherwise it was mostly the purple pony who was leading the project it seemed. She kept going back to the open books and thoses pages. The man guess they were refrence material. He didn't understand anything in them because the text was just a a bunch of chicken scratches. He wasn't sure if the pages contained rows of text or an abstract painting, which you were suppose to interpreted the meaning of to get information out of the book.
>>259914
After minor dialogue that ended with the purple horse rearing while they both grinned like fools, they turned towards the man. The pink pony step up from her seat and the paper she had written was carried by a pink cloud up between them in the air so they both could read from it.
”Neiegh neigh neiiigh neeeigh prrr prrrrr neigh neeeeeiiiiiiigggghhhh!” they cahnted before they shouted out hte last part as their horns began to glow rbighter and brighter. Jolts of lightning began to connect between the horns, from just small strands in the begining till a thick current. A their cloud like substance had become thicker in its consitency and was now pour off their horns and droplets of it landed on the floor were upon they fizzled out.
Two ribbons, one purple and one pink, came out from each horn and began ot snake around the man's neck and each other. The more they entwined around each other, the more they glow white. Soon it look more like a white glowing ribbon that had been twisted many times. It ends crawled it up in space next to the man's ears before they shoved themselves into the man's ears.
The man tired to remove his new scarf with his hands but his fingers only grasped air.
In a flash, the ribbons were gone and the man was blinded for a breif moment.
The man felt around his neck. He had expected fire damage of somekind but there was nothing wrong with his neck at all.
His gaze fell upon the ponies. He gave them a minor glare.
The purple one gave him a sheepish grin before saying, ”Neigh neeeigh neiiigh prrr neiggh now?”
He blinked and then turned his ear towards the purple pony.
”Neigh neiegh neeeigh neei-ear us now?”
Wha? he was going to say but when he spoke his ears told him that he said, ”Neeigh?”
The ponies smiled and nodded incouragingly.
”Neigh you h-eiiigh us now?”
Wait wha? ”Neigh wha?”
The pink pony spoke up, ”Neeigh neigh takes time prrr prrr prrr.”
”What are you saying?” the man asked.
The purple pony sniled and said, ”We are asking if you can hear us now?”
The man nodded.
”But... How?” he asked.
”We combined two spells to make a new one. This one translates your thoughts into Equestrian and the reverse,” said the pink one. She then reach out her hoof at him. ”Now taht we can finally introduce ourselves. I'm Starlight Glimmer. What's your name?”
The man grabbed hold of the pony's hoof and shook it.
”My name is Anonymous,” said the man. ”It is pleasure to meet you, Starlight Glimmer.”
”The same, mister Anonymous.”
Anonymous then turned to the purple pony and reach out his hand towards her. She brought out her hoof and they shook their limbs. During this they introduced themselves.
”Hello, mister Anonymous. My name is Twiliight Sparkle. It is great to make your aquaintance.”
”Thanks.”
They stood there for a breif moment smiling that became more and more strained for each passing second.
”So Anonymous?” began Twilight. ”Don't take this the wrong way but...” She coughed in her hoof. ”What are you?”
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After minor dialogue that ended with the purple horse rearing while they both grinned like fools, they turned towards the man. The pink pony step up from her seat and the paper she had written was carried by a pink cloud up between them in the air so they both could read from it.
”Neiegh neigh neiiigh neeeigh prrr prrrrr neigh neeeeeiiiiiiigggghhhh!” they cahnted before they shouted out hte last part as their horns began to glow rbighter and brighter. Jolts of lightning began to connect between the horns, from just small strands in the begining till a thick current. A their cloud like substance had become thicker in its consitency and was now pour off their horns and droplets of it landed on the floor were upon they fizzled out.
Two ribbons, one purple and one pink, came out from each horn and began ot snake around the man's neck and each other. The more they entwined around each other, the more they glow white. Soon it look more like a white glowing ribbon that had been twisted many times. It ends crawled it up in space next to the man's ears before they shoved themselves into the man's ears.
The man tired to remove his new scarf with his hands but his fingers only grasped air.
In a flash, the ribbons were gone and the man was blinded for a breif moment.
The man felt around his neck. He had expected fire damage of somekind but there was nothing wrong with his neck at all.
His gaze fell upon the ponies. He gave them a minor glare.
The purple one gave him a sheepish grin before saying, ”Neigh neeeigh neiiigh prrr neiggh now?”
He blinked and then turned his ear towards the purple pony.
”Neigh neiegh neeeigh neei-ear us now?”
Wha? he was going to say but when he spoke his ears told him that he said, ”Neeigh?”
The ponies smiled and nodded incouragingly.
”Neigh you h-eiiigh us now?”
Wait wha? ”Neigh wha?”
The pink pony spoke up, ”Neeigh neigh takes time prrr prrr prrr.”
”What are you saying?” the man asked.
The purple pony sniled and said, ”We are asking if you can hear us now?”
The man nodded.
”But... How?” he asked.
”We combined two spells to make a new one. This one translates your thoughts into Equestrian and the reverse,” said the pink one. She then reach out her hoof at him. ”Now taht we can finally introduce ourselves. I'm Starlight Glimmer. What's your name?”
The man grabbed hold of the pony's hoof and shook it.
”My name is Anonymous,” said the man. ”It is pleasure to meet you, Starlight Glimmer.”
”The same, mister Anonymous.”
Anonymous then turned to the purple pony and reach out his hand towards her. She brought out her hoof and they shook their limbs. During this they introduced themselves.
”Hello, mister Anonymous. My name is Twiliight Sparkle. It is great to make your aquaintance.”
”Thanks.”
They stood there for a breif moment smiling that became more and more strained for each passing second.
”So Anonymous?” began Twilight. ”Don't take this the wrong way but...” She coughed in her hoof. ”What are you?”
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>>259915
>--
This is just an hour break so I could easier see how much I wrote on each. Ignore it ain't part of the sotry's text.
”Well, I guess what you see before you. Ehm, nothing more and nothing less, that is to say I don't got any fancy special ability only my people have,” he said as he showing off his hands in that air as he turned them.
”Yes, but I checked through all types of animal records,” Twilight said before she walked over to the book she had been reading when Anonymous entered the room and tapped it. ”There is nothig about a green bipedal creature like you anywhere. And as you see, my library is quiet extensive. I sshould have found something by now but no. You.” She pointed at Anonymous with a smile on her face. ”Are a complete mystery. Poossibly, a new species or alien.” She panted out puffs as she grinned from ear to ear.
”I think I am the latter, if you are intrested,” Anonymous said.
>--
This is just an hour break so I could easier see how much I wrote on each. Ignore it ain't part of the sotry's text.
”Well, I guess what you see before you. Ehm, nothing more and nothing less, that is to say I don't got any fancy special ability only my people have,” he said as he showing off his hands in that air as he turned them.
”Yes, but I checked through all types of animal records,” Twilight said before she walked over to the book she had been reading when Anonymous entered the room and tapped it. ”There is nothig about a green bipedal creature like you anywhere. And as you see, my library is quiet extensive. I sshould have found something by now but no. You.” She pointed at Anonymous with a smile on her face. ”Are a complete mystery. Poossibly, a new species or alien.” She panted out puffs as she grinned from ear to ear.
”I think I am the latter, if you are intrested,” Anonymous said.
>>259912
A third person anon? Now that's something i dont see every day.
Looks promising anon, i'll be gladly waiting for moar
A third person anon? Now that's something i dont see every day.
Looks promising anon, i'll be gladly waiting for moar
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And so, it was done. The enemies of the empire were once again defeated and turned into stone.
The empress, Celestia and her little sister Luna stood proudly, admiring the product of their OOC actions with a gargantuan ladyboner; Possibly influenced by discord, the god of chaos, whom stood by their side with then proudest of smiles-
BUT THEN THE SKY CRACKED OPEN IN A THUNDER OF PURE AWESOMENESS AND ROCK AND ROLL
IT WAS VALHALLEN, DESCENDING FROM THE SKY RIDING HIS TRUSTY MAGICAL GUITAR, HIS LONG BLONDE HAIR FLUTTERING MAGNIFICENTLY, HIS BLACK TANK-TOP BELLYSHIRT TIGHT AGAINST HIS MUSCULAR SHOULDERS, HIS JEANS TIGHT AS PER ROCKSTAR CODE
UPON REACHING THE GROUND HE STRIKES AN ACCUSING POSE, POINTING HIS FINGER AT CELESTIA HERSELF, THE WHITE ALICORN SCRUNCHES AND LOOKS AROUND, BEFORE LOOKING BACK AT VALLHALLEN NERVOUSLY POINTING A HOOF AT HERSELF
"Unhand that tiny horse, giraffe dudette!"
UTTERLY SHOCKED BY THIS DISPLAY OF RAW MANLY ROCKNROLL ENERGY, EVERY MARE IN THE AREA STARTED TO FURIOUSLY ORGASM ON THE SPOT, THEIR CLITS BLINKING TO THE EXACT TEMPO OF THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES
https://youtu.be/0jgrCKhxE1s
THE ONLY ONE UNAFFECTED WAS BETA BITCH DISCORD, HE HAD BECOME INVISIBLE IN THE HOPES VALHALLEN WONT NOTICE HIS PRESENCE
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE, FOR VALHALLEN KNOWS AND VALHALLEN WONT FORGIVE.
WITH AN AWESOME STRUM OF HIS GUITAR, THE ONLY POWER GREATER THAN CHAOS SURROUNDED THE VERY SOUL OF DISCORD: THE POWER OF SEX DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL
THE SPELL ON DISCORD'S BODY WAS NO MORE, REVEALING A PALE CHIMERA SWEATING BULLETS
>"V-valhallen o- oh! w-what a surprise! i-i was just passing by..."
DISCORD'S BODY VISIBLY TREMBLES, OVERPOWERED BY VALHALLEN'S AWE INSPIRING PRESENCE
"Silence, dude, you're the worst"
CRITICAL HIT! VALHALLENS WORDS RESONATED DEEP WITHIN DISCORD'S BODY, HIS LEGS FAIL, MAKING HIM FALL ON HIS FRONT PAWS
>"N-no please, please dont say t-that, we, we are bros, right? The cheese to the chimichanga, the nail to the coffin, the gordo and the flaco!"
VALHALLEN LIFTED HIS HOLY GUITAR, SUNLIGHT SHIMMERING ON ITS POLISHED WOOD. THE WIND ITSELF SEEMS TO STOP AS EVERYTHING WENT SILENT
"Chimichangas dont have cheese"
DISCORD TRIED TO SCREAM, THERE WAS NO TIME, SOON HE WAS NO MORE.
VALHALLEN GAZED UPON A JOB WELL DONE, DISCORD WAS NO MORE, HEH THAT RHYMES
THE HORSEPUSSY JUICE IS ACCUMULATING ON TINY PUDDLES AROUND THE FIELD, MOST OF THE MARES HAVE FAINTED ALREADY, HOLDING THE SWEETEST OF AHEAGOS ON THEIR FACES.
MOST, BUT NOT CELESTIA, WHOM MEEKLY FOUGHT BACK VALHALLEN'S MANLY AWESOMENESS
>"G-g~a-ahh~ w-wht- hng-"
HER POINTLESS STRUGGLE SERVES NO PURPOSE
VALHALLEN APPROACHES THE QUIVERING MARE, WHOM EXTENDS HER HOOF IN A FRAIL ATTEMPT TO REACH HIS FIGURE
WITH UTMOST CARE, HE REMOVES THE MARE'S HOOFWEAR, HER WHOLE BODY TREMBLES IN ANTICIPATION
HE GUIDES HER HOOF THROUGH HIS BELLY'S MUSCULATURE BELLY; IT'S JUST TOO MUCH FOR HER, THE MARE'S EYES GO BLANK AND SOON SHE FAINTS A SMILE TAINTED ON HER FACE, A DAM RELEASED FROM HER NETHER.
VALHALLEN LETS GO OF HER HOOF AND TURNS BACK TO HIS GUITAR
HE SCRATCHES HIS HEAD AND SHRUGS TO SOON JUMP ONTO HIS GUITAR LIKE A SKATEBOARD, A FLOATING, AWESOME SKATEBOARD.
"Rock on brothers, rock on"
HIS VOICE GROWS FAINTER BY THE SECOND AS HE SOARS THROUGH THE SKIES ON HIS MOST AWESOME VEHICLE.
A soft thump reverberates through the air as the princess of "friendship" known as Twilight (or Twilicious for the intimate) leaves behind a few bushes on a soft, careless trot.
A sudden rogue gust of wind carries a strong, somewhat familiar smell, making her cringe and cover her snout with her hoof.
Looking for the source, she realizes the grassy field she left ten minutes ago is now covered by ponies with the utmost lewd expression on their faces, some holding their nethers, others holding their heads and others making their best starfish imitation. She puts two and two together and...
Wearing the holy trinity of shock, disgust and interest, that day was officialy the day the princess of friendship learned the royal canterlot voice; To this day, her words serve of inspiration for countless generations:
"What the fu-"
And so, it was done. The enemies of the empire were once again defeated and turned into stone.
The empress, Celestia and her little sister Luna stood proudly, admiring the product of their OOC actions with a gargantuan ladyboner; Possibly influenced by discord, the god of chaos, whom stood by their side with then proudest of smiles-
BUT THEN THE SKY CRACKED OPEN IN A THUNDER OF PURE AWESOMENESS AND ROCK AND ROLL
IT WAS VALHALLEN, DESCENDING FROM THE SKY RIDING HIS TRUSTY MAGICAL GUITAR, HIS LONG BLONDE HAIR FLUTTERING MAGNIFICENTLY, HIS BLACK TANK-TOP BELLYSHIRT TIGHT AGAINST HIS MUSCULAR SHOULDERS, HIS JEANS TIGHT AS PER ROCKSTAR CODE
UPON REACHING THE GROUND HE STRIKES AN ACCUSING POSE, POINTING HIS FINGER AT CELESTIA HERSELF, THE WHITE ALICORN SCRUNCHES AND LOOKS AROUND, BEFORE LOOKING BACK AT VALLHALLEN NERVOUSLY POINTING A HOOF AT HERSELF
"Unhand that tiny horse, giraffe dudette!"
UTTERLY SHOCKED BY THIS DISPLAY OF RAW MANLY ROCKNROLL ENERGY, EVERY MARE IN THE AREA STARTED TO FURIOUSLY ORGASM ON THE SPOT, THEIR CLITS BLINKING TO THE EXACT TEMPO OF THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES
https://youtu.be/0jgrCKhxE1s
THE ONLY ONE UNAFFECTED WAS BETA BITCH DISCORD, HE HAD BECOME INVISIBLE IN THE HOPES VALHALLEN WONT NOTICE HIS PRESENCE
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE, FOR VALHALLEN KNOWS AND VALHALLEN WONT FORGIVE.
WITH AN AWESOME STRUM OF HIS GUITAR, THE ONLY POWER GREATER THAN CHAOS SURROUNDED THE VERY SOUL OF DISCORD: THE POWER OF SEX DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL
THE SPELL ON DISCORD'S BODY WAS NO MORE, REVEALING A PALE CHIMERA SWEATING BULLETS
>"V-valhallen o- oh! w-what a surprise! i-i was just passing by..."
DISCORD'S BODY VISIBLY TREMBLES, OVERPOWERED BY VALHALLEN'S AWE INSPIRING PRESENCE
"Silence, dude, you're the worst"
CRITICAL HIT! VALHALLENS WORDS RESONATED DEEP WITHIN DISCORD'S BODY, HIS LEGS FAIL, MAKING HIM FALL ON HIS FRONT PAWS
>"N-no please, please dont say t-that, we, we are bros, right? The cheese to the chimichanga, the nail to the coffin, the gordo and the flaco!"
VALHALLEN LIFTED HIS HOLY GUITAR, SUNLIGHT SHIMMERING ON ITS POLISHED WOOD. THE WIND ITSELF SEEMS TO STOP AS EVERYTHING WENT SILENT
"Chimichangas dont have cheese"
DISCORD TRIED TO SCREAM, THERE WAS NO TIME, SOON HE WAS NO MORE.
VALHALLEN GAZED UPON A JOB WELL DONE, DISCORD WAS NO MORE, HEH THAT RHYMES
THE HORSEPUSSY JUICE IS ACCUMULATING ON TINY PUDDLES AROUND THE FIELD, MOST OF THE MARES HAVE FAINTED ALREADY, HOLDING THE SWEETEST OF AHEAGOS ON THEIR FACES.
MOST, BUT NOT CELESTIA, WHOM MEEKLY FOUGHT BACK VALHALLEN'S MANLY AWESOMENESS
>"G-g~a-ahh~ w-wht- hng-"
HER POINTLESS STRUGGLE SERVES NO PURPOSE
VALHALLEN APPROACHES THE QUIVERING MARE, WHOM EXTENDS HER HOOF IN A FRAIL ATTEMPT TO REACH HIS FIGURE
WITH UTMOST CARE, HE REMOVES THE MARE'S HOOFWEAR, HER WHOLE BODY TREMBLES IN ANTICIPATION
HE GUIDES HER HOOF THROUGH HIS BELLY'S MUSCULATURE BELLY; IT'S JUST TOO MUCH FOR HER, THE MARE'S EYES GO BLANK AND SOON SHE FAINTS A SMILE TAINTED ON HER FACE, A DAM RELEASED FROM HER NETHER.
VALHALLEN LETS GO OF HER HOOF AND TURNS BACK TO HIS GUITAR
HE SCRATCHES HIS HEAD AND SHRUGS TO SOON JUMP ONTO HIS GUITAR LIKE A SKATEBOARD, A FLOATING, AWESOME SKATEBOARD.
"Rock on brothers, rock on"
HIS VOICE GROWS FAINTER BY THE SECOND AS HE SOARS THROUGH THE SKIES ON HIS MOST AWESOME VEHICLE.
A soft thump reverberates through the air as the princess of "friendship" known as Twilight (or Twilicious for the intimate) leaves behind a few bushes on a soft, careless trot.
A sudden rogue gust of wind carries a strong, somewhat familiar smell, making her cringe and cover her snout with her hoof.
Looking for the source, she realizes the grassy field she left ten minutes ago is now covered by ponies with the utmost lewd expression on their faces, some holding their nethers, others holding their heads and others making their best starfish imitation. She puts two and two together and...
Wearing the holy trinity of shock, disgust and interest, that day was officialy the day the princess of friendship learned the royal canterlot voice; To this day, her words serve of inspiration for countless generations:
"What the fu-"
>>259916
I'm back and here's a short update. Will post more tomorrow.
”Really!” She jumped up in his face with a mouth that would cause great white sharks to use the toilet instead of the urinal. ”What makes you say that? I mean-” She made a wave like motion with her hoof that stopped with its underside being revealed. ”Its theoretically possible but I'd thought it was more likely that you were a creature from the badlands or beyond. There are place outside of Equestria, were few ponies have been afterall.”
”Well, let's just say that, when you see something that you know can't be real, but it is. You know that you're far from home,” Anon said as he sighed and smiled a tired smiled at Twilight.
Twilight's smile was replaced with her lips tightening to a small dot and Staright's eyebrows heigthening.
”You don't believe we are real?” Starlight asked.
Twilight turned to staright. ”He didn't say that. Although, he didn't not say that either.” She turned back towards Anon again. ”Anon, can you please be more specific? What is that you see that you don't believe is real? What is different?”
Anon looked upwards at the ceiling as he rubbed his forehead.
”It's not only that things are different. Like you-” He gestured at the Starlight and Twilight. ”Like you talking ponies for example. But also, the fact that it's you. That makes it so unbelievable.”
”What do you mean by, ”that it's you”? Starlight asked.
”And what do you mean by, ”talking ponies”? Are ponies were you come from mute?” asked Twilight.
”Uhh... No.” He nodded towards Twilight. ”They are not mute. They just don't have a language.”
Scrunched her eyebrows as she looked as her snout for a second.
”Ehm... Is this that they don't have a langauge or is it just that you don't know their langauge?” asked Starlight.
”Ehh... No, they don't have a lnagauge byond perhaps body lanagauge. I know this because...” One finger sratched the scalp in his fringe, one of the corners of his mouth was dragged back, his eyes looked at the floor as his eyebrows skipped a little. ”They're so primitive that we tame them and keep them in stables.”
Starlight reared for a moment, she both tilted and turned her head as she stared with wide eyes at Anon. Twilight took a step back, her wings slapped her ”o” shaped mouth shut but not before she could let out a gasp.
I'm back and here's a short update. Will post more tomorrow.
”Really!” She jumped up in his face with a mouth that would cause great white sharks to use the toilet instead of the urinal. ”What makes you say that? I mean-” She made a wave like motion with her hoof that stopped with its underside being revealed. ”Its theoretically possible but I'd thought it was more likely that you were a creature from the badlands or beyond. There are place outside of Equestria, were few ponies have been afterall.”
”Well, let's just say that, when you see something that you know can't be real, but it is. You know that you're far from home,” Anon said as he sighed and smiled a tired smiled at Twilight.
Twilight's smile was replaced with her lips tightening to a small dot and Staright's eyebrows heigthening.
”You don't believe we are real?” Starlight asked.
Twilight turned to staright. ”He didn't say that. Although, he didn't not say that either.” She turned back towards Anon again. ”Anon, can you please be more specific? What is that you see that you don't believe is real? What is different?”
Anon looked upwards at the ceiling as he rubbed his forehead.
”It's not only that things are different. Like you-” He gestured at the Starlight and Twilight. ”Like you talking ponies for example. But also, the fact that it's you. That makes it so unbelievable.”
”What do you mean by, ”that it's you”? Starlight asked.
”And what do you mean by, ”talking ponies”? Are ponies were you come from mute?” asked Twilight.
”Uhh... No.” He nodded towards Twilight. ”They are not mute. They just don't have a language.”
Scrunched her eyebrows as she looked as her snout for a second.
”Ehm... Is this that they don't have a langauge or is it just that you don't know their langauge?” asked Starlight.
”Ehh... No, they don't have a lnagauge byond perhaps body lanagauge. I know this because...” One finger sratched the scalp in his fringe, one of the corners of his mouth was dragged back, his eyes looked at the floor as his eyebrows skipped a little. ”They're so primitive that we tame them and keep them in stables.”
Starlight reared for a moment, she both tilted and turned her head as she stared with wide eyes at Anon. Twilight took a step back, her wings slapped her ”o” shaped mouth shut but not before she could let out a gasp.
>>260580
>They're so primitive that we tame them and keep them in stables
t. Anon the alien
Time to ride the questions like a boss or die trying.
>They're so primitive that we tame them and keep them in stables
t. Anon the alien
Time to ride the questions like a boss or die trying.
Anon Shook his hands infront of him as a strained smile appeared on his face.
”They are wonderful pets. Maybe not beloved by all per say, but I know of nobody that would claim to hate them either,” Anon said.
With an overbite on her pouting lips, Starlight Glimmer's eyebrows create a crease between them as they tensed a little.
”Are you sure they're primitive? I... I'm not saying that you are a bad person Anon but what if you're making a mistake? We ponies are smart-”
”Believe me. They are nothing like yo-” Anon interjected.
”Starlight, even with a langauge barrier, it's not hard to discern wheather a creature is intelligent or not. Their behavoir will give it away.” She gestured at Anon. ”There were no doubts on wheather Anon was intelligent or not, right?”
Starlight's wide-eyed gaze jerked upwards and stared into the air for a moment before it looked to the floor and her cheeks turned pink.
”Oh... Right. I guess, I just jumped to conclusions.” She looked up at Anon while her eyebrows created a rooftop on herforehead. ”Sorry, Anon.”
”Uhh... It's fine. It was just a misunderstanding afterall,” Anon said as he fanned a hand away towards the side.
”I hope you don't think, I thought that about since you're an alien. I'm just... It's like...” Her hoof moved up and down in the same manner as director of an orchestra moves his hand and she chewed on her lips. ”Inslavement. Is something that hits too close to home for me.” She glanced at Twilight and their eyes met for a second. Then she pointed her hoof at herself. ”The problem is me,-” She pointed at Anon. ”Not you.”
”Okay.” Anon nodded. ”Otherwise, there's nothing wrong with being a bit defensive. I'm literally an alien. And you,-” He pointed at Starlight. ”don't know what my motives are.” -Anon patted his chest.- ”You cannot start being defensive after you are dead. So don't worry about it. I took know offense from it. Water under the bridge.” He then took two fingers and made a downards arching smooth motion that became a horizontal flatline.
Starlight let our a sigh in her giggles. She smiled as she tilted herhead at him. Twilight smile as her lower eyelids cover her closed eyes. And Anon was smiling and nodding to himself. Everyone was smiling.
First hour writing of the day, more updates coming later.
”They are wonderful pets. Maybe not beloved by all per say, but I know of nobody that would claim to hate them either,” Anon said.
With an overbite on her pouting lips, Starlight Glimmer's eyebrows create a crease between them as they tensed a little.
”Are you sure they're primitive? I... I'm not saying that you are a bad person Anon but what if you're making a mistake? We ponies are smart-”
”Believe me. They are nothing like yo-” Anon interjected.
”Starlight, even with a langauge barrier, it's not hard to discern wheather a creature is intelligent or not. Their behavoir will give it away.” She gestured at Anon. ”There were no doubts on wheather Anon was intelligent or not, right?”
Starlight's wide-eyed gaze jerked upwards and stared into the air for a moment before it looked to the floor and her cheeks turned pink.
”Oh... Right. I guess, I just jumped to conclusions.” She looked up at Anon while her eyebrows created a rooftop on herforehead. ”Sorry, Anon.”
”Uhh... It's fine. It was just a misunderstanding afterall,” Anon said as he fanned a hand away towards the side.
”I hope you don't think, I thought that about since you're an alien. I'm just... It's like...” Her hoof moved up and down in the same manner as director of an orchestra moves his hand and she chewed on her lips. ”Inslavement. Is something that hits too close to home for me.” She glanced at Twilight and their eyes met for a second. Then she pointed her hoof at herself. ”The problem is me,-” She pointed at Anon. ”Not you.”
”Okay.” Anon nodded. ”Otherwise, there's nothing wrong with being a bit defensive. I'm literally an alien. And you,-” He pointed at Starlight. ”don't know what my motives are.” -Anon patted his chest.- ”You cannot start being defensive after you are dead. So don't worry about it. I took know offense from it. Water under the bridge.” He then took two fingers and made a downards arching smooth motion that became a horizontal flatline.
Starlight let our a sigh in her giggles. She smiled as she tilted herhead at him. Twilight smile as her lower eyelids cover her closed eyes. And Anon was smiling and nodding to himself. Everyone was smiling.
First hour writing of the day, more updates coming later.
>>260654
Twilight brought a hoof to her mouth and cleared her throat.
”So Anonymous, meeting intelligent version of animal you have in your world most be a shock. But is that all? You mentioned something along the line, ”It's you,” before. What did you mean by this?” Twilight asked.
Starlight bobbed her head up and down towards Twilight.
”Yeah yeah yeah,” she said and turn to Anon. ”I thought that meant you knew about us, that you were from our world, but if you are an alien then what did you mean? Was it that we are ponies you meant, or what was it?” Starlight asked.
”Uhh...” said Anon and smack his tongue with an audible click. He looked into space for a long time before he answered. The ponies shared a look. ”It is a bit hard to explain but... I just got to find the right words first. Give me a moment.” He let his open hand sink in the air with the palm down. ”Okay okay. I got it. So, you know what ficction is, right?”
”Um, yes,” Twilight Answered. ”If we are talking about the same thing that is. You mean tales, stories, myth, and ponylore?”
Anon shock his pointer finger at her.
”Exactly. Things that are not true, or smetimes are, that you share with others through telling that are a string of events that sometimes leads up to a moral in the end.”
”Okay, so how does fiction tie into this?” asked Starlight.
”Yes, you said, ”It's you,” what has that to do with fic-” Twilight said, gasped and put her left front hoof over her mouth.
”What,” Starlight asked as she looked at Twilight. ”Did you realize something?” Then suddenly her head shook and she turned her head towards Anon.
Anon felt the looks of the ponies on him.
”Well, uhh...” He smacked his lips and scratch his hairy cheeks that made him feel unwhite. But I swear I'm white goy! ”That's it. You're a...” Tv-show? ”Comic book series,” Anon said. ”Like the-” He looked up into the eyes of Twilight Sparkle. Part of him felt a bit bad for searching for her reaction to this. Something about it felt wrong like he was taking pleasure in her fear but he couldn't look away either. ”-Power Ponies comic that Spike reads.”
Twilight brought a hoof to her mouth and cleared her throat.
”So Anonymous, meeting intelligent version of animal you have in your world most be a shock. But is that all? You mentioned something along the line, ”It's you,” before. What did you mean by this?” Twilight asked.
Starlight bobbed her head up and down towards Twilight.
”Yeah yeah yeah,” she said and turn to Anon. ”I thought that meant you knew about us, that you were from our world, but if you are an alien then what did you mean? Was it that we are ponies you meant, or what was it?” Starlight asked.
”Uhh...” said Anon and smack his tongue with an audible click. He looked into space for a long time before he answered. The ponies shared a look. ”It is a bit hard to explain but... I just got to find the right words first. Give me a moment.” He let his open hand sink in the air with the palm down. ”Okay okay. I got it. So, you know what ficction is, right?”
”Um, yes,” Twilight Answered. ”If we are talking about the same thing that is. You mean tales, stories, myth, and ponylore?”
Anon shock his pointer finger at her.
”Exactly. Things that are not true, or smetimes are, that you share with others through telling that are a string of events that sometimes leads up to a moral in the end.”
”Okay, so how does fiction tie into this?” asked Starlight.
”Yes, you said, ”It's you,” what has that to do with fic-” Twilight said, gasped and put her left front hoof over her mouth.
”What,” Starlight asked as she looked at Twilight. ”Did you realize something?” Then suddenly her head shook and she turned her head towards Anon.
Anon felt the looks of the ponies on him.
”Well, uhh...” He smacked his lips and scratch his hairy cheeks that made him feel unwhite. But I swear I'm white goy! ”That's it. You're a...” Tv-show? ”Comic book series,” Anon said. ”Like the-” He looked up into the eyes of Twilight Sparkle. Part of him felt a bit bad for searching for her reaction to this. Something about it felt wrong like he was taking pleasure in her fear but he couldn't look away either. ”-Power Ponies comic that Spike reads.”
>>261172
Woo new update. A few editing errors, but getting it out (and made) is more important in my eyes.
Existential dread about being fiction. Check. Unless it's shock, or extreme excitement or a mixture of all of the above.
Alien Anon, in My Little Horse-Cat thing: The Aliens wants to probe us AHHH!
Woo new update. A few editing errors, but getting it out (and made) is more important in my eyes.
Existential dread about being fiction. Check. Unless it's shock, or extreme excitement or a mixture of all of the above.
Alien Anon, in My Little Horse-Cat thing: The Aliens wants to probe us AHHH!
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