/mlpol/ - Post your waifu

Pony or political one.
No lewding!

This beautiful mare is mine.

>>235240
Now don't be greedy here

>>235242
You have good taste.

>>235240
I've never seen dazzlings ponified art before.

>>235244
Tell me about Israel's nukes, anon!

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>>235240
Tridashie looks high standing in the middle staring there

Out of the way, Uberhengst coming through.

>>235282
you know who the best princess is right? because it's obviously luna

>>235255
I assume they have some? Isn't that why they killed kennedy because he wouldn't let them have any?

That said i doubt they have as many as they want us to think, the whole "samson option" thing is a huge fucking bluff, and even if it isnt, nuking every major city in europe would just kill shitskins and liberals so really they'd be doing the world a favor if it went off.

In conclusion we should support a land invasion of Israel BECAUSE it might cause nuclear hellfire to rain down like the wrath of a vengeful god, thank you for attending my lecture.

Which should I post? My anime or pony waifu?

>>235398
the one with the biggest dick

>>235398
both obviously.

>>235313
>not posting best cheerilee

>>235398
>More than one waifu
Is this you, you complete degenerate?

>>235407
Yeah, I was totally fishing for that one. Our memes are so inbreed by this point I feel.
>>235399
;) u know it
>>235400
My waifu pair it to the right.

>>235408
>the inferior magical girl and a dirt poney
shit taste.

Okay, let's review your choices.
>>235229
>Trixie
>Trixie<Twilight when it comes to magic
>Does fake magic in a world where magic exist
>Is selfish and bratish
>Her job is literally being a con-artist
>Insecure of of her own body and needs to cover it up by wearinga cape all the time
>It a lesbo with Commie
>>235231
>Kek
>horse made after internet explorer
>>235234
>Background chracter means no real chracter
>(you) are a shallow person
>>235235
>Is useless through the movie
>Can't even bring up the moral of the ponies in Canterlot with her singing
>>235240
>males among your harem
>gay
>>235242
>Another background character
>>235244
Mm, closer but still...
>Has one simple goal: Keeping an middle-schooler from making a contract
>Is immortal and can turn back time to try again
>Still fails in the end
>>235249
>An Oc
>>235254
>Mexican anon thinks he can get away from the purge if he has several because at least then he might have one good pony to save him from the verbal unslaught.
>Picks the Dazzlings
>>235255
>Picking the princess of the smallest celestial body
>>235257
>Alcoholic
>>235271
Don't know this chracter must be nobody.
>>235273
Whoa, whata deep chracter.
>Tsundere
>with a quirk: I Holder's boulder
>>235274
It is a bit unclear. ARe you refering to the rapist background pony that Josh Haber created or Twilight?
>>235282
>Tsk
>Picking a princess that is the ruler of the sun instead of something meaning full like, love, and friendship
>>235307
>horrible to her friends i.e. cunt
>Prideflag mane
>was friends with griffin
>Literally put a fucking brick in Mr. Cake's sandwich
>"Bu-buu-ut... It's just prank bro."
>S for shit-tier
>>235309
>muh roads
>>235313
>>235403
>Cringe
>>235411
Well, then let us review.
Madoka
>Just has to transform once to solve the entire shows dilemma.
>Is so good at diplomacy so that she befriends every single one of them
>Sacrifice herself in a noble way to save the world
Meanwhile Homura's time travel makes Okabe look like a goddamn genius.
>>235414
Here is a person with sense. I am sorry for the others. I know how it is to grow up in world that just can keep up with you.

So I hope you all have learnt something from this breakdown of your flaws.

>>235419
Didn't read lol.

>>235419
What the fuck did you just fucking say about luna, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the masturbation assassination association, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on luna's ass, and I have over 300 confirmed cumshots. I am trained in ponut warfare and I'm the top cumshot sniper in the entire waifu forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will fuck you're waifu until she can't remember you're name with pure sexual fuel the likes of which has never been seen before on the internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about luna over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of waifufags across every website with a pony forum and your waifu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call you're waifu. You're waifu's gonna get raped, kid. I can be cumming anywhere, anytime, and I can fuck them in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dick. Not only am I extensively trained in the art of waifuism, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States dildo collection and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your waifu's miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you're waifu and she will drown in it. she's fucking dead, kiddo.

>>235425
Hehe. I have fondness for pastes that that are remade to fit the situation. I rate it three out of five stars. You could have expounded upon what extensive training in waifuism entails though examples. No, I don't have any idea of what to protect myself against.
>>235420
Is it becaue the truth hurts?!!! Why don't you crawl back into you cradle and suck on your thumb if you can't join us adults in the real world.

>>235419
>Don't know this chracter must be nobody.
That's Jo'on from touhou. Learn your internet culture boy.

>>235435
Ha, you play Touhou. What an easy game. And you have the gall to call yourself a gamer?
I play Darksouls.

>>235432
>the value of a waifu is determinable by a degenerate who thinks its acceptable to have 1 pony and 1 nohooves as waifu

>mass quoting is starting to appear here
oh boy here we fucking go

>>235419
You need to watch rebellion, you absolute cockgargling faggot.

>>235419
wat wut?
its me huging twi!

Mai Raifu.

file 2 is what it looks like when i make out with her

>>235307
She's best hors

>there are anons here with non horse waifus
absolutely degenerate

>>235419
>every waifu except mine is BAD

Imagine being this much of a faggot

>>235419
Who's your husbando,faggot?

Even when she's dry, she's wet.

>>235419
You're only an alcoholic if you drink alone.
Fortunately my waifu is always with me in my heart, so I'm never alone.

>>235871
!
I didn't have one of those images. The satisfying tool image wasn't in my collection, and I was sure I had the whole thing.

Gotta be honest guys...

She's perfect and she's mine

Stand in awe of the ultimate waifu.

>>237319
How did we not think of that?

Look out below, most pure waifu coming through

>>237367
You know what's truly beautiful?
For so long, she was just one random mare who wasn't even meant to be in the show.
Then she became a beloved background gag.
And all the headcanons of purity and kindness and cuteness and having a daughter sometimes...
That's something the fandom made for her.

>>237372
Is it bad to have headcanons like that?

>>237374
No. Right guys?

>>237382
Of course not, it's a reflection of our desire for innocence and purity in our mares.
And the fact that we projected our pure desires on a random background Pegasus with a boring-ish grey coat, dumb blonde hair, and visibly disabled eyes...
We can see purity in anyone, and we want her to have a happy life.

Dunno, it's actually hard for me to choose one, because I love them both so fucking much. They both deserve happiness, I can't just go and leave either Luna(her, especially) or Tia alone! That's beyond mean! If there's actually no other choice, but to have only one, then I would choose Luna, but I will do my best to ensure that Tia will be happy.

>>237462
>dating sisters
>dating sisters who are known not to get along with each other and fight over trivial things
>dating sisters are known to not get along andhave the power to send eachother and anyone else to the fucking moon for 1000 years
Ur gonna have a bad time.

>>237465
Nah, I gonna have a gud time, but I have to work hard for it. Much harder than usual likely.