>"Anonymous, I summoned you here for two reasons."
>"You asked me to give you a job when you first came here, and I was at a loss . But now I know you better, and I believe I have a position for you."
>"I've decided that you will be a Royal knight."
>"Do not hug me Anon. "
>"Anon, stop that."
>"Good. Now, reason number two: I'm putting you on a curfew. You are to remain in the castle for six days out of the week unless otherwise directed by me or Shining Armor. On Sundays you will be allowed to go where you please, but you will cease your harassment of the Elements of Harmony, especially of Fluttershy and Rarity, with your practical jokes. You are on thin enough ice, and I don't think Pinkie Pie needs any more encouragement than she already gives herself every single day.
>You will only work directly with the Elements in times of extreme danger or distress, of which I hope we can avoid entirely in the coming years. I expect you to be on your best behavior as a new knight of the realm.
>"Luna will be your probation officer. She is instructed on all of these guidelines, and she will also ensure that you do not take a single step into the Restricted Section in the Royal Canterlot Library. I don't care how much you think we could "use a little fun around here", summoning ancient beasts from the primordial era of Equestria is strictly forbidden and I hope for both of our sakes, but mostly for yours, that it never happens again.
>"Why Luna? Well, what other task could I give her that she would actually be able to handle on a continual basis? I am sure it will be good for the both of you."
>"What? No, cannot leave the palace if Luna tells you you can. Only me and Shining Armor are able to give you that freedom."
>"Your knighting ceremony will take place in one hour, in the throne room. Be there."
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