/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>194195
Merry Christmas!
I always go with Ham on Thanksgiving and Turkey on Christmas, so I don't have to knife-fight people at the grocery store.

>>194195
Merry Christmas to you all.

>>194195
Turkey. its Delicious when boiled in Cajun spices tbh.

>>194198
Anything is delicious when boiled in cajun spices.

>>194198
Also Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas

>>194195
Goose.
Canada goose.

>>194203
I Dont think ive ever eaten goose. How is it?

>>194195
>ham on Christmas
That's a new one.

>>194195
Clearly it's chicken

>>194195
Merry Christmas!
I always eat either chicken or pig.
But some years I had barbeque.
Just eat whatever as long as is a lot and you are with your family.

Preferably turkey.

Merry christmas faggots!:D Also:
What is turkey?

>>194214
New world bird. Its like a giant pheasant.

F̬ro̡he ̧W̝eihna̲cht͇en

>>194214
It's a birb native to North America.
We eat them sometimes, especially during the holidays.

Happy Easter

>>194230
Happy birthday and Merry Christmas

>>194231
Thank you, Anon.

Merry Christmas.

Fröhliche Weihnachten poners.

Merry Christmas to all of you

Merry Christmas you glorious Nazi horsefuckers.

Merry Christmas!
**beef**

Prime rib.

Merry Christmas to fellow Seths.

>>194217
>>194220
Thanks merrily for the explination. Even though I knew what trukey was and was just joking about how it is such a classical american dish or well, bird.

Comfy vintage Holiday gun ads

>>194272
I wish times were as comfy as back then.

Marry Cucktholic Christmas! Have some Tias and a Roseluck!

>>194284
GOD
DAMN IT
Compensating with 2 extra pics

Meetings
Family
Big party
I'd rather fuck a horse and kill a k
>tfw alone amongst normies

>>194310
F

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas, hope you guys have a great new year.

>Ham or Turkey?
Ham for me, but my dad never liked it so we didn't have it often around the family. We've also had steak and spaghetti at the same time. It's a killer combo if you know how to make a good red sauce, try it out sometime.

And now comes the sharing

Merry Christmas to all and have a New Year

Yay Christmas

>>194329
Pic 5
Thanks anon, Merry Christmas

Merry kike on a stickmas my guys.

https://youtu.be/i017qJmig5o

https://youtu.be/qzM-n04qLlQ

I love Christmas, because it reminds me how much I need to escape this entire family and start a family of my own to treat them like a real family.

Merry Christmas nazi horsefuckers.

>>194344
Your envy is poison you, kike.
Better confess your crimes and repent before your time comes.

>>194349
It's just a joke. I'm not personally Christian but outside /pol/ shitposts I respect Christians and traditions and all that.

>>194350
>It's just a joke.
Blasphemy is not welcome neither can go unchallenged.
Even if ZOG has your back with armed ZOGbots, it doesn't mean you are beyond the Lord' soldiers reach.

>>194352
I support reinforcing traditions, closing the borders and allowing white people to have a homeland and implicitly racial culture. Stop firing at friends for cracking self-depracating jokes about a holiday that borrows more from Pagans than Jesus.

>>194353
Then welcome to the herd brother.

>>194354
So, now that that little spat is over. Anyone here wanna talk about traditions they have or want to try?

After my 21st birthday I've gotten seriously, absurdly, unhealthily into Jameson whiskey. I drank a quarter of my new bottle of Jameson and nearly two liters of ginger ale on the same night yesterday just because of this family drama. But chatting with my bartender dad about aging drinks gave me a great idea. So I was considering, when I buy my first home, I want to do something with that. Get a keg of Jameson from the source, keep it at the house as I expand and build it, start a family, and on my firstborn son's 21st birthday, everyone involved in the household gets a taste of the finely aged liquor.

How's that for a tradition? Starting a multi-generational household, starting a new family tradition relating to an existing pattern among my whole family line (I mean, I am a potato-nigger), and pressing reset on my current family's boomer rejection of family values. The ultimate trad life.

>>194271
he's talking about Sethisto, huge trixiefag and runs EqD

Anyone got that one gif of Aryanne covered in Christmas lights?

>>194368
first pic.

Christmas is here, so did you like the new additions to MLP this year? or are you a traditionalist for all pony horsepussy. Kirins were a huge hit, but would you like to see more of the reindeer trio in the future? Their default design isn't the best, but with minor tweaks they can look pretty cute too.

>>194204
I've had duck and it was nice.
>>194205
Christmas ham is nice.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE AND HAPPY YULE AND HAPPY SOLSTICE AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS :) REMEMBER TO BE NICE TO YOUR FAMILY AND SING WITH THEM. :^)
REMBER TO THANK THE LIGHT FOR RETURNING, NOW THE DAYS WILL GROW LONGER AGAIN :-)
https://youtu.be/20D0zPiF654

>>194369
>taco lips
If you ever stray away from superior horsepussy and it isn't even inferior >nohooves, you are at risk of becoming a furry. You are steering towards dangerous territory my friend.

>>194358
Turning alcoholism into a wholesome family bonding experience is what would make any true Irishman proud. What Irish folk-hero would especially approve?

>>194385
This, on both points.

I never had a proper Christmas growing up. I decided to try and have one on my own, buying and cooking a whole turkey.
It was really nice! Some day, I'd love to marry a trad qt and have fucktons of kids and give them traditional Christmasses every year.
I decided to buy a Raspberry Pi and make it into a retropi. Fuck modern consoles and fuck the AAA industry, I'm experiencing decades of the retro classics I missed from now on!
>>194329
>pic 3
Fuck, do I have a fetish for electricity and mares now?

>>194195
>tfw cant even feel happy on the merryist day of the year
Merry Christmas boys, i hope you are feeling better than i am.

>>194393
Stay strong Anon

>>194385
Drinking isn't the same as addiction. Nords would celebrate a successful hunt or raid with a feast including mead, right?

>>194195
Turkey, definitely.

>>194393
I wish you well, Anon.

Frohe Weihnachten you beautiful bastards

>>194393
You'll get through it mate
Merry christmas and stay strong anon

>>194485
Not today Rara. Especially not EqG Rara.

>>194485
Sorry, but no, Darling.

>>194385
I would have preferred no human pussy on the two deer but that's the only version. Some of the best in class at cute like Ajin or Hioshiru dont do horsepuss often if ever. I suppose being on the art side myself has something to do with it, maybe I'll do an edit of the reindeer sometime.

Merry Christmas! What did you guys get or give that you feel is worth sharing?

>>194515
Besides the fact that my mother is trying to kill me by gifting me a pound of Reese's Cups, there's nothing much of note.

>>194515
Not really much. My mom got me a British tea set to sample and my dad got me a Jameson bottle and ginger ale to enjoy and ration out over my next few months of living in my first non-family rented/shared home. Since I'll be living on homemade soups and other cheap foods for the next three months while I save up, that's nice of them. Though I don't have anything to give back. Feels pretty shitty being deep in debt and being showered in stuff by your soon to be estranged family.

>>194515
I got a food processor. I'm gonna make salsa later.

As for gifting in return, my parents grew up in Wisconsin but later moved away before I was born. Cheese is serious business in Wisconsin, and the stuff that we can buy at the local grocery these days is only "acceptable." I arranged to have a selection of cheese shipped in from a small shop in their hometown, so they're happy having some of the "good stuff."

>>194391
Magic is pretty hot.
Imagine having a Unicorn waifu that does all kinds of weird bullshit with you, and you go along with it because it isn't dangerous, she can reverse anything she does to you, and nothing she does will hurt you.
Imagine her appreciating your willingness to try new things, even if you don't end up enjoying anything.
Imagine her respecting your boundaries when you say no, X in particular sounds awful and you want to do something else instead.

>>194538
I mean, a lot of my fetishes have similar appeal when magic gets involved, but I like the idea of being permanently impaired or dependent on her due to fetish related mishaps or abuse more.

>>194540
Like what, immobile due to having a comically expanded dong?

>>194567
Diapers/incontinence, amputee/disability, pet/slaveplay, and fat/feederism, to name the most extreme and fucked up ones.

>>194579
I mean, if they're a quadriplegic then that's true. I'd prefer just making it so that they're in a state of helplessness or weakness in comparison to the dom, they don't have to be entirely helpless.

Wait why am I still talking about this, I'll stop.

>>194195
Wait a rootin' tootin' second here.
>Merry Christmas Hoarse Fuckers
Pardon me a moment, gents.

>>194583
It took you all this time to notice?

>>194515
I nearly had a hospital trip which I'm thankful I avoided because no one was down for an 8hour waiting in ER, beyond that a nice coat, a new watch, and some trinkets such as a bell, sleigh or boat. I wanted to get something but being a poorfag my bank is pulling some BS with fees for insufficient funds so while I do have the amount to avoid the fee, i cant use ANY of it. That's typically why I just end up hand making stuff for gifts instead of buying them.

No clop this time, just comfy Christmas pics

>>194599
(((Banks)))

'Twas the night of Hearthswarming, and deep in her castle
Twilight Sparkle paced about, the princess quite frazzled;
Her gifts to her friends had been well received,
Though the stockings strewn about left her somewhat peeved;
But that little problem was pushed into tomorrow,
After the letter she received left her red as a tomato;
For the one who had sent it, she knew all too well:
The new king of Equestria, the land under his spell;
She was broken from her thoughts with a bit of a start
By the knocks on her door that soon fluttered her heart;
"Hello", she called out, "Please come inside,"
And some chuckles were heard before he replied:
"It has been quite a while since we last spoke,"
And then her door opened, with the creaking of oak;
Her eyes -- how they widened! Her cheeks, how rosy!
As the big smiling man walked in with a mosey;
Every bit as attractive as Celestia had said:
His muscles, his gaze, and his sleek hairless head;
Those eyes on her body, with undisguised glee
Melted her worries, nearly got her to squee!
This wasn't some manwhore, some poor lonely schmuck:
It was the Hoarse Fucker, the God of Succ!
Her mind raced about when her body did not
Imagining the things he would to do her plot;
But before she could magically show him her list
His finger reached out with a flick of his wrist;
"Let's take this on up to the bedroom upstairs,
"Unless it's the floor that you want to repair?"
With a big dopey smile, she nodded quite quickly,
And they left for her room, her nethers quite sticky;
His hand touched her back as they walked to the bed,
A spring in her step and her face very red;
They sat on her bed, the cloud mattress pure bliss,
And she dared the first move with a big, wet kiss;
He chuckled and held her, one hand on her head,
She moaned and squirmed, with thoughts of bring bred;
His free hand slid down, approaching her hips
Sliding along her belly, and touching her nips;
And her moans turned to gasps as he prodded his goal:
Her little love button, popping out like a mole!
And then her eyes shut, rolling up in their sockets
As his fingers gained access, shooting up like warm rockets;
She was no longer able to keep kissing this god
So instead held him tightly as he continued to prod;
And as the speed of his movements climbed ever higher,
Her moans turned to pleas as he stoked her fire;
"Oh Anon, oh Goddess, don't stop this, oh please!
"Keep going, keep going, please don't be a tease!
"Please take me, please rut me, please make me whole!
"Please cum in me, breed me, please give me your foal!"
His thumb pushed her button with those last earnest pleas,
And his fingers were stuck with a great mighty squeeze;
Her fluids sprayed freely as she came hard and long,
Her long cries of pleasure fully rousing his schlong;
And right after she had come down from her high,
She met Anon's member, with it's singular eye!
But when she had tried to turn and present
She was stopped by his hand, so quick to dissent;
"You'll get that and more," he assured with a smile,
"But let's start with your mouth: it's kind of my style."
Her eyes lit up once she knew what he meant,
And she drew near his member, so drawn to it's scent;
She started by gingerly kissing the tip
Licking the pre that had stuck to her lip;
She savoured the taste -- what a salty delight!
"I want more," she thought, "And I'll get it tonight!"
Giving the head of his cock a final sweet kiss,
She took the first inch, causing Anon to hiss;
His hand itched her ear, and her eyes welled with pride,
As she swallowed his member, his hand like a guide;
She took every inch with nary a gag,
Proving once more that ponies were rad!
"I'll take things from here, if you don't mind,"
And Twilight just giggled, and nodded in kind;
Grasping her head, his purpose made clear,
She gave him control, and wiggled her rear;
And like the two sisters he throat fucked all day,
His cock stayed the course, like the reindeer's grand sleigh;
Her tongue wrapped around, her suction was steady,
Twilight was good, like she was born ready;
And as the minutes passed by, with lewd fun and glee,
Anon's finish drew near, like a nice tingly plea;
And Twilight, who wanted a taste of his seed,
Bobbed ever faster, soon taking the lead;
With one final thrust in her throat's warm halls,
His cum shot inside, slowly draining his balls;
She eagerly swallowed it -- every last drop!
And when she was done, he pulled out with a pop!
But try as she may to ask him for more,
Her voice came out hoarse, and a little bit sore!
"Don't speak for the moment," he assured her with glee,
"The name's not for nothing, as you can see!
"Though I will kind of miss your really hot pleading,
"Especially when you're so dead set on breeding!"
Her giggling soon stopped, her eyes full of wonder,
At seeing his member, stiffened like lumber!
"There's no way," she thought, "He can still go for longer?
"And I thought for sure that I had that thing conquered!"
"Oh come now, dear Twilight, don't be afraid,
"You did a great job, an honour roll grade!
"But I know that you wanted to do more than this,
"So let's take care of your present, lil' miss!"
She squealed loud with joy, embracing the man
And nuzzled his neck before following her plan;
She hopped on all fours, and lifted her tail,
And presented herself to the large, strapping male;
With a smile on his face, he dropped to his knees,
Cupping her rear with a big, mighty squeeze;
His member teased open her dripping wet slot,
And sank slowly into her moist honey pot;
For Twilight, it was like a dream come true,
He'd accepted her gift, she really got through!
All of the spells she had cast for tonight
Were about to pay off, and make things right;
For it was this man she wanted to make whole:
Her gift was quite simple: she'd give him a foal.
He accepted her gift with some heartfelt aplomb,
He filled her, bred her, made her a mom.
And as they lay down, exhausted, her rear stained with white:
"Happy Hearthswarming to you, and to all a good night."

I'm calling this the Boxing Day story, not the Christmas story. Now box away, box away, box away all!

>>194616
I wasn't expecting such a poem. Merry Christmas, anon!

>>194616
And that's how anonfilly was made. Merry Christmas from commiefornia!

>>194485
ok i will now since Christmas is over

>>194515
i got a swastika flag and a Hitler bust. pretty good haul tbh.

>>194679
Pic or it didn't happen

>>194686
i take one later today.

>>194727
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sideways

>>194727
>sideways
Other than that, nice!

Happy Hearthswarming, /mlpol/! It's hard to believe this is already our second. I hope that there will be many more to come.
I'm personally glad this year is finally over. 2018 was brutal for me. I'm hoping that I'll be able to put the pieces of my life back together over the next couple of weeks.

>>194637
I'm less than an hour away from you in the general northeastern direction. I probably won't be able to make it tonight mostly due to short notice and the time it takes to communicate and travel but I'd be more than willing to try again sometime soon. Email me if you're interested or if you want somebody to talk to. That's fine too.

>>194785
I can't drive 7 hours north, mate. I'm sticking with SD county, LA county or somewhere in between. B-dubs is still up in the air, or we could go to the Carlsbad Shoppe for one of their restaurants, bars and other meetup locations. Hell, we could watch a movie or something.

>>194788
I was just offering a suggestion, cuz I used to live in the Sacto area. If you're that far apart then Stockton or further would be a better middle-ground.
TFW Horsefuckers are meeting in ur old stomping ground and you're too far away nao
Happy Hearth's Warming anons

>>194727
Nice.

>>194784
>>194788
7-10 works for me; I'm free all day. Just about everything you've suggested is good with me. We can always pick a rallying point and move on to something nearby from there. I don't really know what there is in that general area unless it's directly on the 76, so it doesn't make sense for me to decide unless the meeting point moves closer to Riverside or Orange counties.

>>194790
Suggestion noted and appreciated. For a one day round trip, Bakersfield is probably as far north as I can realistically go and even then I'd rather not cross LA if I can avoid it. It's a pain in the ass no matter which way you go.

I sometimes heard jokes about Tofurkeys and Turduckens and shit like "It's a fish stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey stuffed inside another duck".
Has anyone here had anything like that before?

>>194883
Just ask your resident Iranian chef-turned white supremacist: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF9YDLOmCjM

Turkey. And not the one infested with kebabs.

>>194891
Mmmm turk kebabs...

>>194810
The 76? So are you inland or outland?

Buffalo Wild Wings is my idea if nobody comes up with a better spot. I'm open to finding a more inland area or a more south/north area depending on if anyone knows any good places. But if we're going south....let's not do Encinitas because fucking hell everything is so expensive there.

>>194899
Inland. I'm in the Temecula Valley. The Promenade mall here has some decent mid-tier places, but all in all it's a fairly standard selection. A non-exhaustive list of examples is Islands, Lucille's, Lazy Dog. Of that list, Islands would probably be my top choice if we all wanted to come up here. You can always get in, the food is good and it's fairly inexpensive.

BWW in Oceanside is good with me unless you or other Anons want to do something different. I'm not picky.

>>194901
Lazy Dog and Islands look good. I'll get some stuff done and swing by the Promenade. I'll be in blue jeans and a Murdoch Murdoch vaporwave shirt.

>>194902
Sounds good. I'm not sure how busy the center portion of the mall will be. Islands is in an outlying building and is usually a lot easier to park at, especially given how close we still are to Christmas. I'll wait in that lot somewhere. I'll be wearing light gray pants and a black shirt and maybe a black jacket, probably standing near an old truck. We can work out which place we want to eat at when we get there. I'll keep an eye on the thread in case you end up somewhere else.

>>194901
Came by early just to wander around. Promenade is fucking huge, I was gonna see about getting a haircut before I realized I'm too late for most places. If you wanna get together early to walk around, lemme know.

>>194899 is me by the way, forgot to mention since phone.

>>194922
It is big. I'd be interested in coming early but it'll take me a few minutes to disentangle myself and drive over there. I think I can be there around 6:30. I guess if we're walking aimlessly it would make more sense to meet in the middle than in an outlying lot which I suspect is closer to where you are now. I'll wander around outside somewhere between the theater and the Apple store. As before, I'll keep my eye on the thread in the event that I can't find you.

>>194928
hanging around the east parking garage now, across the street by the lit up navigation sign. Went to Bahamabucks, got an actually-pretty-sour-good-job-guys Warhead shaved ice, went shopping for work slacks. Glad I came by here for errands but not gonna pay $20-30 for a haircut.

See ya soon.

>>194928
Not the map. In case you thought that. It's pic related.

>>194952
mmmmmmmmmmmmm cheesecake

>>194962
Not really that great for your wallet and crowds tend to take up a lot of space outside. Otherwise they have a wide menu variety, and great cheesecake.

Anyway, good time was had by all two of us. Was nice being mostly open and casual, venting a little about Cali life, etc.. I only wish I could know every anon in this state and get the chance to meet you. As I've always said, I think mlpol anons have a lot going for us in terms of tight knittedness, but we need to get together either irl or through a proper network to galvanize each other as a group.

I wish I had that beard but I'm not good with facial hair.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P8wgrZ6t5BA

Consider this quintessential rebel song my final gift to this site until I have secured my finances and hopefully gotten fitter.

>>194983
If I find myself out California-way, I might see if we can't get together for something. Sounds fun. As it is, it's maybe just a little out of my way right now.
As someone who can grow a beard out in just a couple weeks from a clean-shaven face, let me tell you that beards are very much overrated.

>>194962
The food is good, but I think they're too expensive and definitely overrated. In my opinion, it's probably a decent place to take a larger group. The menu is huge and the cheescake is indeed very good.

>>194983
Other Anon here. Thanks again, I had fun.

I can't disagree with anything he says here. We had quite a bit of casual conversation about the circumstances of life, various observations about the world, the state of the board and thoughts on what the future may hold for us all. I wholeheartedly agree that better organization IRL would be good for us in the general sense and those who share our beliefs. In the long term, it's something I'd like to help reforge. As they say, a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

It comes with the Viking blood.

>>194985
I'd like to do this again sometime. The more the merrier.
n-no u

>>194991
You don't have to justify using slang and metaphors of the past. I think we all ought to work harder to venerate our forefathers, or to emulate the things that got them to success. I love using old metaphors, traditions, folklore and other such things to teach lessons about life.

Also I'm so pic related tonight you don't even know. Went to a dark place I didn't mention at the Lazy Dog, between reaching the legal drinking age and the impending move-out. I think after New Year's I'm tossing out my mixers, sticking to straight whiskey and portioning it out better, maybe to one night a week or specific to holidays.

I would love to go out and talk to you faggots more often, or do calls, streams, gaming parties, et cetera. It's just not easy to set things up since we're online and I don't have this computer set up for gaming sessions or anything special.

>>194993
I downloaded the image, didn't put it in the file selector. See, drunk. Just- just ignore me I'm gonna play Cookie Clicker until I pass out.

>>194995
I played Fistful for a good hundred hours but could never improve my skills at it. Kinda like my skills at CSGO, now that I think about it. Maybe I'm just bad at aiming.

I would play it but the thing is - something's wrong with my OS/BIOS/some shit that seems to prevent me from changing this desktop to SteamOS, and the linux version of Steam's not opening after installing it and unzipping. So....not tonight. After New Year's I might spend a few nights trying to fix that, or maybe I'll just replace the mobo and drive to see if the issue is some kind of corruption one.

>>194998
Two words: Mare's Leg.

>>195002
?

The lever-action pistol or some kind of other thing I'm unaware of?

>>195004
>The lever-action pistol
You're likely thinking of the Volcanic. The Mare's Leg is the bigger, heavier one that looks more like a sawed-off lever-action rifle held one-handed.

>>195006
okay but- isn't that a modern weapon from the 1950s? Is it in Fistful or does that have to do with something else?

>>194995
I'd be up to that if I wasn't behind the Great Firewall. Any online game on western servers gives me 600 ping.

If you're of the more autistic variety and don't mind 16-bit graphics, I'd recommend Space Station 13. Multiplayer Dwarf Fortress in space with RP sounds like something right up this site's alley. There might have been a pony-themed mod/server that came out after I left for the Orient, but I haven't kept up to date on it because playing the game became impossible for me.

>>195008
No, it's an old Western design. Don't know about anything like that from the '50s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2qx3VVihLE
yay!

>>195389
Hell yeah, Yudhaikeledai!

Happy valentines and merry Christmas to all anons!