/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>194092
FILLY A CUTE!

>>194072 →
Colts are kind of gay mate. Really I'd rather go for some of Anonfilly acting like a cute little innocent filly around someone like ponk, telling her about how her second butt feels funny when she rubs it and getting her to indulge in her pedophilloic desires.

Something something new filly something something derpibooru.

>>194108
Why is she rubbing her pussy on a balloon?

>>194132
Because reasons. I'm more concerned about how her genitals are twice as large as her body is.

>>194136
Kek, yeah...
I just post em, but the anatomy is a bit fucked.

>>194132
Because balloon fetish is a thing, anon

Current latest from the booru

>>194154
The jailbait trio.

>>194155
Who is white filly though?

>>194157
Luftkrieg: the cutest aryan filly in existence.

>>194157
That's Luftkrieg

Filly guarding herself from the evil alicorn magic mind-control rays.

>>194158
>>194159

11/10 would do all the things

>>194157
Luftkrieg is aryannne's daughter
>>194160
Cute,Do Filly know about (((The Griffons)))?

>>194164
I got that much. Still wouldn't stop muh dick

Phone phillies

>>194170
Who Hurt the filly!?

So as promised yesterday, I give you "In Search of Birds"

>Be Anonfilly.
>And be aimlessly trotting through the Whitetail Woods while looking very determined.
>At your side was a pegasus colt who was going on and on about different birds and their respective attributes.
>You had stopped listening a while ago, but you just nodded and made little ‘ummhemm’ noises occasionally.
>The little pegacolt was Meadowlark Song, a yellow pony with a long brown and white mane and a speckling of freckles on his muzzle.
>”So anyway the way you can tell a Barn Owl apart from a Great Horned Owl by sound is the way they call at night!’
>”A barn owl makes a kinda scary screeching sound while a Great Horned Owl makes that much more classic ‘Hoo-Hoo Hoo’ sound.”
“Umm hemmm yep that’s pretty cool Larkey”
>The camp gear on your saddle clattered slightly as you trot through the woods.
>”So yah, now you know what owls will be making what calls tonight!”
>Meadowlark trot up beside you, looking at you curiously.
>”Hey ummm Hornet, are you sure you know the way back to the campsite? Cheerilee must be getting kinda worried by now right?”
>You brushed the question off and just kept trotting to… well to you don’t know where.
>You were lost in the Whitetail woods.
>You just had to go wandering off with this clueless birb obsessed colt.
>’Yah, yah I know where there’s an eagles nest’ you’d told him two hours earlier.
>You didn’t know where one was.
>You just had to get away from fricking purple happy flower butt teacher pone and her gaggle of frolicking foals.
>And to top it all off your stupid little filly body was having it’s first heat.
>Arghhh Twiggles will pay for this!
>But in the meantime the sun was going down and all you had was your sleeping sack, some snacks, water, and a chatty colt who left all his stuff at the camp site.
>An incessantly, chatty, and worried colt…
>”Ugh H-hornet, do you REALLY know the way back?”
>You lower your head in frustration and let out a little scream of frustration.
“Arrrghhhh!”
>Meadowlark took a few steps back, splaying his wings.
>”H-hornet?”
>You turned back to him, apologetically.
“Sorry Larkey, it’s just… I ummm I don’t know the way back.”
>He looked dejectedly toward the ground.
>”O-oh… sorry I wanted to go off looking for birds with you. I shouldn’t have asked you to come.”
>He kicked a hoof at the ground.
“It’s alright Larkey, I mean I wanted to go, I egged you on.”
>You walked over to him and hit his shoulder with your hoof.
>He recoiled slightly, and still looked kinda sad.
“Hey now, it’s fine.”
>You heard him sniffle a little.
>”N-no it’s not! We’re lost, it’s getting dark, and they’re probably worried sick about us!”
>It was true, there was maybe a half hour of sun left, and you were lost.
“Hey now, don’t worry. It’s just the Whitetail woods, nothing here to be scared of.”
>You were crap at comforting, but you tried anyway.
>This colt was just about the closest thing you had to a friend at this point.
>You couldn’t stand any of the other colts or fillies, they were so annoying or stupid.
>But this colt was just a weird birb obsessed pone.
>And you liked that bit.
>But he couldn’t handle himself in the woods alone.
>Probably would toss out his shoulder the first time he tried his hand at a moist nugget.

>>194180
>If he had hands.
>Wait what?
>Oh yah comforting the colt.
>You brush up alongside him, flicking his face with your tail.
“Hey Larkey, no good standing here and moping, I think I see a clearing up ahead. Lets setup camp before it’s actually dark.”
>He looked stunned for a second, a blush across his freckled face that quickly ebbed away.
>”B-but I don’t have my gear. Where will I sleep?”
>You looked back, small smirk on your face.
“Larkey, are you dense or something, with me silly!”
>Oh and there was that blush across his muzzle again!
>You just turned away, flicking your tail at him.
>Might as well make the most of this eh Anon?
>You trot out ahead into a little clearing with some soft grass and a good view of the sky.
>It was late summer, and all round you birds were chirping, grass hoppers were jumping, and the forest was singing.
>You heard the crunch of grass behind you as Meadowlark trot up behind you.
>You flicked your tail a bit more at him.
>Filly, you can be devilish sometimes.
>Turning around, you caught him doing his best to look away.
>”S-so yah, you see that bird up there, it’s a male Robin! You can tell by the –oof!”
>You playfully threw your sleeping bag at him, knocking him into the tall grass.
>”H-hey!”
>You stuck your tongue out at him,
“Why are you blushing so hard Larkey?”
>He suddenly tried to look anywhere but you.
>”Ummm no reason.”
“Hrmmm really?”
>You say in a poor attempt at a sultry voice.
“Must ~really~ like those Robins.”
>He gave a little eep as you turned back around, and trot to where you set your pack.
“Hey, get the sleeping bag setup while I get a bunch of grass and stuff to put under it!”
>You could hear him fumbling with the rolled up sack behind you.
>Poor clueless colt, you’ve got a lot to teach him.
>After a few minutes you returned to him with a few big hoof-fulls of grass.
>He’d managed to get the sleeping bag rolled out, and was laying back on it.
>”Oh hey Horny!”
“Wat”
>You dropped the dried grass all overtop of him.
>He flailed a bit as you did that, dispersing the grass around him.
“What did you call me Larkey?”
>He looked at you nervously.
>”I-I just called you ‘Horney” c-cuz your name is Green Hornet, and you always call me Larkey, and I was just thinking why not try calling you like you call me? And ummm and…”
>He really didn’t know.
>You just stared at him and blinked a few times.
“Y-yes, sorry Larkey. Hehehe yah!”
>You did a little jump, landing next to him in the pile of grass on top the sleeping bag.
>You threw a little grass at him, and that got him giggling.
>He returned the favor in force, and soon enough both of you were covered in the grass that was supposed to be your bedding.
>Blowing an errant strand of grass from your snoot you looked at him in the last rays of the setting sun.
>You caught him smiling up at a tree as he heard another bird rustle past.
>There was a warmth inside you that just kept building.
“Hey Larkey?”
>”Yah Horney?”
“J-just Hornet please?”
>”Oh sorry… yah Hornet?”
“W-we’re friends right?”
>He looked at you, head tilted a bit.
>”Yah, of course! Why?”
“Ummm and – and you trust me right?”
>”Yahhhh why? What’s up Hornet?”
>You were looking into his deep amber eyes, and he into your green orbs.
“Have you ever kissed a filly before?”
>He blinked a few times, not really answering.
>You scooted a bit closer to him, he didn’t move at all.
“Do you… want to?”
>You could hear his wings rustle a bit behind him as he made the tiniest little “mmmhhm” noises
>Without another thought, you closed the gap between you and him, planting your muzzle on his, and wrapping your hooves around his body.
>He sat stunned for a bit, as you pressed your lips against his, but after a few seconds he leaned into you.
>But a second later you pulled away, still hugging him close.
“S-so, what did you think?”
>He just sat stunned for a second before blinking a few times.
>”C-can we try that again?”
>gently you smiled at him.
“Sure, but ummm just don’t get weirded out ok?”

>>194181
>He got that confused look on his muzzle again.
>But that was quickly interrupted as you planted your face back against his.
>However this time you probed his lips with your tongue.
>Which caused him to recoil his face away.
>”Eww hey, why’d you do that?”
“It’s kissing silly! You put your tongues in each other’s mouths. I told you not to get weirded out.”
>”What? That sounds gross.”
“J-just try it. I promise it’ll be fun!”
>You were still hugging close, and he had his hooves around you still.
>A quick look of thought crossed his face, but turned into one of resolve in just as much time.
>”O-ok Hornet, I’m trusting you.”
>You just smiled, and slowly moved your muzzle back to his.
>You were more careful this time, gently opening your lips, waiting for him to do the same.
>It took a moment, but he followed suite.
>Carefully you began to probe his mouth with your tongue.
>He tasted like hay chips and sweets.
>Quickly you found your target, his tongue hiding in the back of his mouth.
>Tentatively you poked his oral appendage with your own.
>It took him a second, but he was a quick learner, and poked yours back.
>Gently you pressed your body more into his as the two of you started the delicate dance of tongues.
>Several minutes passed, and the only sounds aside from the songs of the forest were the gentle snorts and humms as you and Larkey explored each other’s mouths.
>It was actually you who broke away first.
>Panting slightly, you look at him in the twilight.
>Shadows danced across his form, his eyes half lidded, and a wicked blush painting his cheeks cheery.
>He was looking at you the way the moon might look at the earth.
>So much longing, so much wonder in his eyes.
“S-so you really trust me right?”
>”Uhuh! Can we kiss some more?”
>This was making the heat in your crotch almost unbearable.
“Well ummm, actually I was thinking about a different kind of kissing…”
>Again that look of confusion.
“J-just lie down and, try not to squirm too much ok?”
>”Why do you want me to lie down?”
“Well do you want me to help you cum or you to help me cum?”
>”Wat?”
>You lie beside him, beckoning him to lie beside you.
>Tracing a hoof over his tummy, you trace down lower, causing him to squirm a bit.
“So ok… explanation time Larkey.”
>He turned toward you as you kept your hoof on his lower tummy.
“Well have you ever ummm rubbed this part of yourself?”
>You traced your hoof lower, eventually finding what you were looking for.
>His half-erect member twitched slightly as you grazed it.
>Larkey just squirmed and moaned a little before finding his words.
>”W-well I umm it gets hard sometimes, e-especially when I think of you.”
>HeartMelt.exe
>You began to stroke it as he kept talking.
>”A-and s-some mornings –ughhh- it – it’s hard, but it umm it g-gets softer after a b-bit.
>It was getting hard for him to concentrate as you stroked it more.
>He was so adorable like this, squirming under your hoof… he probably couldn’t last long like this.
>You didn’t want to waste him too soon, so you pulled your hoof away and began tracing his tummy again.
>This caused him to let out a little whine.
“Well that’s ummm that’s supposed to happen. You can rub it like I just did to make yourself feel good.”
>He nodded his head, looking down at his erect member.
>He began to reach a hoof down, but you batted it away.
“No, there’s something else I need to show you.”
>You shifted yourself so you were perpendicular to him.
>Splaying your legs you revealed your hot mound to an awestruck colt.
>Larkey quickly looked away abashedly.
“It’s ok to look… you can even touch it if you want.”
>Now this got his attention.
>Curiously turning his head back, he went wide eyed as he saw you wink at him.
“Y-you mean I can touch you down there?”
>You nodded and squirmed back parallel to him.
>Gently you took his hoof in yours and placed it on your thigh, just above your question mark.
>He gave you another unsure look that you just met with a peck on the nose.
“Don’t worry, it’s cool.”
>Slowly and cautiously he worked his hoof toward your winking mound.
>You just let yourself lie back, expecting him.
>As his hoof worked closer, you could feel the tension inside yourself building up.
>It was becoming unbearable.
>The moment his hoof made contact with your fillyhood you let out a little moan and squirmed.

>>194182
>He didn’t pull away.
>He must be getting more confident.
>Instead he just started lightly rubbing your lower lips, occasionally grazing your winking clit.
>”Ummm… is – is this good Hornet?”
>You just moaned in reply and squirmed some more.
>This was more than good,
“F-faster Larkey!”
>”O-ok”
>He began to stroke you faster, picking up a rhythm as he did.
>It really didn’t take long for your filly body to have enough.
>It struck you fast and hard.
>As his hoof kept stroking, you could feel release building.
>And in a second it became too much.
>Thick hot cum flowed from your filly folds onto his hoof and the forest floor as you writhed in ecstasy.
>”Ahhh sorry Hornet! Did I just make you pee!?”
>Meadowlark sounded really apologetic.
>But you just rolled over and locked him in an embrace, rubbing your sopping cunt against his leg and rock hard member as you rode the waves of ecstasy.
>He didn’t seem to have a problem with this as he greedily returned the deep kiss.
>This lasted for a few minutes.
>By the time you broke the kiss you had coated most of his lower body in your musky juices.
>”W-what was that Hornet?”
>You rolled off him, still panting heavily.
“T-that, Larkey, was an orgasm.”
>”A what?”
“Didn’t you pay attention at all in sex ed Larkey?”
>”I didn’t go that day; my parents brought me to the bird sanctuary instead.”
>You face hoofed, before rolling back into his side.
“Larkey, you’re the best.”
>You nuzzled his side a bit as you recovered yourself.
>”S-so, ummm can I do what you did?”
>Placing your head on his chest and looking into his eyes, you could see desire burning in them.
>You just smirked at him.
“Yep!”
>”Sooo what do I do? Are you just going to keep rubbing my thing?”
“Nope!”
>”Then what?”
“Well… you know how I have a hole?”
>You stand up, turun around, and straddle him.
>Shoving your soaking rear into his face, you hold your cunt open with a hoof.
>”Uhuh…”
>You turned back around, still straddling him.
“And you have a rod?”
>You could see the light beginning to go on behind his eyes.
>You carefully began to lie on top of him again, but made close note of the angle.
>You squirmed your way back a bit until you could feel his tip press against your entrance.
>Looking into his eyes again, all you saw was burning desire and trust.
“Ready Larkey?”
>”Ready Hornet!”
“Ok now, three…two…one!”
>You shoved yourself backwards, impaling yourself on his rod.
>Your eyes budged as he let out a deep moan.
>His member felt like it was tearing you apart, you’d never felt something so uniquely pleasurable but kinda painful in your life.
>You had to just sit there on top of him for a moment to collect yourself, his cock fully inside you.
>He was looking up at you, so many emotions on his scrunched face.
>Looking down; you could feel your clit winking against his hot rod.
>You could feel his heartbeat inside you.
>”Y-you feel so good Hornet…”
“Ughhh yahhh, y-you too, just umm just give me a – a moment.”
>Positioning your hooves, you began to try to move a bit.
>Instantly waves of pleasure surged through you and Larkey.
>It was hard to work through, but the initial pain was quickly subsiding as you felt him pulse inside you.
>Gaining a bit more confidence, you started to buck your hips back and forth slowly.
>You tried to stay upright, but it was too much for you, and you ended up lying yourself back atop Larkey.
>This let you press your muzzle against his again.
>And for the third time this evening your tongues danced together to the song of the forest.
>Your hips kept working slowly at first.
>But every little moan and eep from Larkey gave you more energy.
>Soon the forest song was overcome by the schlicking and moaning of your two bodies locked together.
>Larkey wasn’t holding up too well though, and he had to break the kiss.
>Panting heavily, he had his eyes tightly closed as he clenched his jaw.
>You could feel his member beginning to swell inside yourself.
>So you just kept rutting him harder.
>You bucked your hips wildly as he moaned deeper and quivered underneath you.
“N-not yet Larkey, Not yet!”
>You were getting close too, and you wanted this to happen just right.
>You needed this to happened just right
“NOT yet Larkey! J-just a second – aghhh – longer!”
>And just a second later he let out a deep moan as you felt his hot jet of cum inside you.
>Tossing your head back, and thrusting harder than ever, you too reached your climax.
>A torrent of thick white cum stained yellow seeped out of your cunt as you slowed down.
>Still thrusting slowly, every motion sent Larkey and yourself into a fit of orgasmic convulsions.
>A few thrusts more, and you gave in, letting yourself collapse fully on top the panting mess of Larkey.
>You could feel him shrinking inside you as a stream of hot juices poured from your pussy, staining the sleeping bag.
>As you lay in nirvana, you heard a whisper in your hear.
>”T-that was… amazing.”
“No, Larkey, you’re amazing…”
>Eventually, the two of you wiggled yourselves inside the stained and musky sleeping bag.
>And quickly fell asleep to the songs of the forest, safe and sound in each other’s hooves.

>>194183
Here's the pastebin
https://pastebin.com/d3bnhpnq

>>194180
>>194181
>>194182
>>194183
>>194184
Christmas is early!

>>194185
In my family we give gifts on Christmas Eve and Christmas day Don't expect more... Though I am fond of the Meadowlark Song character

Time again for me to post a recap, despite posting a second one last thread only a few days ago. Shut up, I like doing these.

Pastebin Part 1: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G
Pastebin Part 2: https://pastebin.com/CuNuktSQ

>Be Anon Filly.
>Be human turned into filly and sent into Equestria's recent past to save the world or some shit.
>Not the only human-turned filly, just the cutest one.
>Twilight might think she's the cutest, but she's CIA. CIA cannot be cute.
>Just got home from an adventure in the swamp.
>Some pony who looks like you stole the Elements of Harmony.
>You know where she is now though, so you're gonna have Celestia take care of it.
>You're not built for action anyways, just love.
>Not that kind of love, Daring!
>Anyways, you're outside a bar, tummy full of eggnog, and you just got pelted "accidentally" with a snowball.

>>194141
Never heard of this fetish, let alone see it being discussed in imageboards.

>>194215
I think its a joke fetish that spawned on /mlp/, on a OP with a Pinkie that said something like "That mare sure loves balloons" or something like that

>>194164
What kind of self-respecting filly wouldn't know about (((them))).

>>194226
Maybe if she's working with (((Them)))?
What would you do if you found out she was?

>>194234
Gas.

>>194234
Re education through dick

>>194180
>>194181
>>194182
>>194183
>yellow marecum
I see you're of patrician taste as well.
Sequel please?

weekly draw

>>194264
>Weekly
Kek, as if.
Not a bad pic though.

>>194264
"Fatty fat, fat, fat!"

>>194264
I want to huff that fluff

>>194264
I want to see Twilight helping Anonfilly keeping that fluff nice and clean. Twi'd probably have to force filly to do it the first couple of times.

>>194251
I might. Got any suggestions or critiques?

>>194268
>the huffers are back
Don't you know how dangerous it is to huff fluff?

>>194274
I'm going to bury my face in that chestfluff and you can't stop me

>>194275
Huff, huff, pass, anon

>>194276
>Fillies sit in a circle passing around the fluffy filly and huffing her fluff
Wew

>>194275
>>194276
>>194277
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M TELLING PURPLE!

>>194101
I'd like to see this too

>>194280
That's so cute. Better bring her inside by the fire before she gets sick

>>194172
She just fell down and got scraped up. But that doesn't stop her from playing it up for pity points.

>>194277
That sounds kinda gay.

>>194286
You're kinda gay.

>>194277
I want to huff filly's crotch musk.

>>194286
I'm talking about chest-fluff, I don't know where you're going with it

>>194183
That was pretty good. Thanks for the green!

>>194270
One thing I noticed was that you used "ummm" a lot in the dialogue. You could cut back on it a little and show nervousness in another way. Also, if you put it in the middle of a sentence, it would help to have commas around it so there is a natural pause when reading (or ellipsis for a longer pause).

For example:
>Well that’s ummm that’s supposed to happen.
Becomes
>Well that’s, ummm... That’s supposed to happen.

>>194288
That costs extra

>>194291
I'm listening

>>194290
>You could cut back on it a little and show nervousness in another way.
Alternatively, you could vary the um's into ah's, uh's and eh's.

>>194293
That too, yes

Moar filly.

>>194295
And moar. Lazy discordfags not uploading their fillies.

>>194296
I don't know why, but that filly looks Russian to me.

>>194296
>He still thinks discordfags care about the thread
Hahaha, wait you re serious? That s kinda sad...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>194298
I try my best to make them, mate. It's a bit difficult at times though.

>>194296
First was a gift from the Secret Santa thread. Second is not even a day old.

>>194300
Then a reminder to post would help more than going right to posting for them.

>>194270
The ending was a bit abrupt. You could also be a bit more descriptive with sensation, though you already did a great job.
How's this for a suggestion: the two remember that they have to take a bath before they rejoin the group or are found.

>>194303
You know how it goes faggot. People get all uppity about shit being posted for them because they were 'going to post it later.' Well, a good portion of the time 'later' ends up being never. The thread receiving content take priority, and since I posted them separately their (You) values will likely not be diminished from if the original artist posted them. Besides, the first one wasn't even done in the art channel. I figured it was the most likely to be buried.

>>194307
People get "uppity" because it's posted without warning. Just ask. It helps to keep the thread in focus as well.

And no, the (you) values are diminished because you included the jab about laziness, shifting the focus away from the image.

>>194309
It's not an unwarranted jab. People will still save the images and move on with their lives, which is all that's really necessary. And unless it's big daddy Smoldix, the likelihood is that nobody gives a shit about the art no matter how much effort fucking goes into it, while he'll post an uncolored filly with slight changes from what he normally draws and get ten quadrillion (You)s.

>>194311
But it is an unrelated one. Like all the rest of that post.

>>194312
Still needed to be said.

>>194309
To be fair, in the end it really never get posted because "getting out of theor way just to post it somewhere else"
So no, if they wanted (You)s they could post it right away or on the next day at most, what you say is about as bad as making yourself a DNP artist on derpibooru as "uploader only" and then only being allowed to upload them yourself, all the while only posting to Tumblr and updating to Derpibooru once in a blue moon with your """faves""".

But wait, Tumblr is going down? I guess all your unposted art is going with it then unless you remember every single one missing~
Same goes for it getting buried in a Discord chat, and its even worse since it only keeps on rolling, only """better""" for the instant (You)s and ego boost by namefagging

>>194315
… "getting out of their way just to post it somewhere else"

Also if people liked it enough to post it somewhere else it should be quite self fulfilling by itself, since people are sharing your work
If they claim to be theirs its another history, but that never happened around here and people can simply come forward if they really want, but again >Anonymous imageboard, why should it matter?
Oh right ego boost, forgot that
There s the matter of content stealing, i know, but honestly never saw that on an Anonymous imageboard, and even then, if someone starts doing that, its not that hard to debunk and tell the fag to stop fucking around

Anyway, these are my two cents, its pretty nice anytime i see my edits around, wish i could say the same about drawfags and their art

>>194315
>>194319
Uh, no. What I'm saying is to give a reminder. "Hey, post that shit in the thread". If people don't, then do it for them. I'm not saying that only the artist should ever upload.

And do note that I'm not the one who made this about artists uploading their own work. That was >>194296

>>194320
>Reminding them every single time about the thread
May as well just go and do it tbh, no doubt that was tried and done already

>>194322
Plenty of people post themselves. The one in question isn't an active user and hasn't ever been asked before. If they still don't post, then yeah, just post for them.

>>194290
Noted. But also remember, these are colts and fillies. Umm is a pretty common thing for them I imagine. I can attempt to show it more in describing body language, but sometimes I like longer dialogue. The commas and ellipsis are noted as well. I just fear using too many ellipsis since that can get annoying too.

>>194306
I got tired, sorry. I write until 2-3 AM usually. I've got an idea for a follow-up that takes place the next afternoon. As for describing sensation, this is always a fine line for me between showing and telling. Ofc I can just say "orgasmic ecstasy coursed through their bodies..." Or I could try to describe it like "Their bodies quivvered together, desperately grinding against each other as they gripped tighter...". One is easy and quick to write, the other takes me more time and effort to think up. And it just goes back to my writing time... I usually get to the really sensual stuff later at night when I'm more tired and lazy. I'll try to work on it more and really draw out the descriptive sensations when I write next.

I'll see if I can find more time for it.

It. Is. On.

You aren't sure who started the snowball fight, but you're certainly going to end it, and you'll do so by ensuring total victory for yourself. As you begin to rapidly construct an impressive wall of snow that would make Donald Trump blush, you imagine for a moment that each of your opponents is another species from you entirely. Rarity, with her faux high-class demeanor - and being the only combatant capable of wielding magic, must be the Protoss. Applejack, by comparison, must be a Zerg. No other species would have such an extended family. That leaves you as the Terran: the rightful protagonists of the franchise.

Finally, your wall is complete, and you begin your assault. First you pelt Rarity back for the strike she made on you, but then you turn your focus to Applejack.

"Taste my snow grenades, you overgrown hydralisk!"

>"Did you just call me a hydra?"

Without stopping to respond, you quickly make more and more snowballs and start tossing them at both your friends in rapid succession, without discrimination between the two. They easily get the point, and team up to form an all out war against you.

Unfortunately, you aren't any match in a 2 on 1, and soon get to a point where you want to give up. Before you can raise the white flag, however, you feel a tap on your shoulder.

>"G'day, Anon."

>>194336
Oh shiiii an Aussie joins the frey

>>194336
Aren't australians meant to die in the cold? [1d100 = 87]

>>194336
"Wanna start an all-out snowball war?" [1d100 = 61]

>>194332
Yeah, everything in moderation. Hope to see more from you!

I've got a bunch of unfinshed filly images I could dump if anyone is interested in WIPs and sketches like >pic related

>>194346
Yeah, go for it

Merry Christmas, fillies!

Now be good and get some sleep or Santa won't bring you gifts.

>>194280
Cute!
>>194295
>a pony their home
>proffessional

>>194336
"These guys seem weaker than emus, wanna give me a hand?" [1d100 = 56]

Twilight has a special surprise for Anon this Christmas. It's news that she's going to be a big sister. Well, do (You) like your present?

Xmas filly found a friend

Merry Christmas, ASShole. Here's to another year of green.

(Sorry I've been dead, finals were rough and I've been busy with the holidays.)
This does not take place in the AGU, but I wanted to do a christmas one-shot.
>Be Anonfilly
>Hearthswarming morning
>Trapped in Twilight's room with Anoncolt and Anonbabby while Purple "finished getting ready"
>You cracked the door open
"Can we come down yet?!?" you asked for the fourth time
>"Just one more minute!"
>You turned to look at your fellow captives
>"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
right?" Anoncolt asked
>Anonbabby was half-asleep, having been fed just twenty minutes ago
"I wanna go~oo." you whined
>"Just be patient, the presents aren't going anywhere"
"I dunno, Twiggles is the Princess of Jewish Tricks
>"Ga-goo" Babby added
>"Now you're-"
>"Okaa~ay, come down everypony!" Twilight yells from downstairs
>You grab Anonbabby and throw her on you back, and carry her downstairs
>When your group reaches the living room, you see a tree surrounded by wrapped presents, and several stockings full to the brim
>Twilight stood in front of you holding an old-timey camera, snapping pictures of your faces

>Two hours later
>Your and Anoncolt's hoard consisted of scooters, balls, kites, some DIY kits, LEGOs, science kits, a Super PES, and shittons of books
>Babby got a baby swing, bouncer, blocks, those big Duplo Legos, and some new pacifiers
>"All right kids, go play with your toys, I'm gonna get dinner started." Twilight said as she put babby in a carrier
>tfw it was a good Hearthswarming

>>194502
I fuckin' love it you beautiful filly

>>194503
And that's a cozy damn green too, never enough stuff with anonbabby these days.

>>194503
That was comfy af mate.

>>194503
W H O L E S O M E

>>194440
Bestest friend

>>194502
Nice

>>194410
"That's awesome! I also have a surprise for you: You're going to be a grandma!"

>>194410
Hell yeah. Twilight has far less energy to prevent me from doing all the stuff she tells me not to? I'd be ecstatic.

>>194280
Is it bad I just see that mare as happy to be carrying a dead anon filly? Would be worse with X marks on her eyes.

>>194598
Just 4 U

>>194613
RIP in pepperoni

>>194613
F

>>194613
Filly is kill

More Secret Santa gifts

>>194613
Filly is kill but who kill filly?

>>194336
"Great! more reinforcements to the Terran Empire!" in a deep patriotic voice [1d100 = 90]

>>194361
4 u

>>194623
Took a close-up of the drawing

>>194629
>>194630
Wew, that's a lot of fillies. Looks good, hope to see these finished!

>>194632
>Wew, that's a lot of fillies.
4 u

>Looks good, hope to see these finished!
>hope to see these finished!
>see these finished!
>mfw

Alright then, Mommy Issues General, what is your non-pony momfu?
>pic related

>>194651
>Anime chicks
Nope.

>>194623
Lucky motherfucker
>>194630
I-is that fanart for worst fallout?

>>194621
No...

>>194626
The (((Griffons.)))

>>194676
Every Time!

>>194677
Does EqG count? ^:)

Wallflower is a based pick

>>194690
>Does EqG count? ^:)
yes

>>194690
This, just so long as I get to be the filly. I want to snuggle up in her arms and let her twirl my mane with her barbie fingers.

Literally just checked back to find how much i fucked up, this >>194690 was meant to reply to this >>194651
Just

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

Merry Christmas to the rest of you. Don't suggest some mary sue shit or we might have another Alt.
>>192593 →
"If you're going to kill me like that, don't bring me back. I'm like fucking upgrade here if STEM were a useless hunk of metal that just weakly bridged my spine."
>"Not an ordinary filly…"
"Your sister isn't quite as creative as you are when it comes to trauma."
>The very air seems to cease moving.
>"…I'm going to give you ten seconds to tell me exactly how the fuck you managed to get into contact with her."
"W-wha?"
>"Ten…"
"Your guess is as good as mine! She just popped up in my dream, subjected me to excruciating pain, and Twilight severed my nervous system to end the pain."
>…
"So, about you fixin-"
>"Did you see her?"
"Er…"
>"Nevermind. So, you want me to revert your spine back to it's previous state?"
"Yes, please."
>She chuckles a bit at that.
>"No need to thank me, just a favor for a favor."
>You hear the humming of magic.
>The most odd feeling of tranquility runs its way down your vertebrae.
>You can feel your tail twitching.
>You breathe a sigh of relief.
>Then it stops.
>"This signature…"
"W-what's wrong?"
>"You're not a filly, not originally anyways…"
"It's a long story."
>"I have nothing better to do but sign documents and eat cake."
>She gives you that kindly smile ripped straight out of the show along with a warm laugh.
>"Care to indulge me?"
"Well, I suppose we do have time…"
>As the moments of recount become hours, you notice natural light begin to enter the chamber through stained glass, patterning the floor with a a constellation you never noticed in the show.
>Or perhaps this universe was just different.
>In any case, it's a welcome distraction by the time you get to Peanut.
"A-and then it crushed her into a bloody pulp, right in front of me…"
>Celestia nods with what appears to be genuine concern.
>Something makes you doubt it though.
>Maybe it's the fact that she just murdered your legal guardian as a stunt.
>Well, you assume legal.
>Not like Twilight ever showed you the papers.
"And the fucking stallion tried to rape-"
>"I don't tolerate profanity on these grounds."
"S-sorry. In any case, that was the day I felt the closest to death I've ever felt."
>Your mane is rubbed with a warm hoof.
>You suppose it wouldn't make much sense to put on those shoes until she has to go out.
>Probably uncomfortable as hell.
"And then she put me under her hoodie, took me up here, and you…"
>"Yes, I killed her."
>…
>"Alright, I'm going to repair your spine completely now. I'm going to warn you now, the process of reversing wounds is so painful you'll probably be begging me to kill you. In addition to that, I'd like to offer you one favor for the valuable information you've given me. Choose wisely."
>Input action.

Oh yeah, and I had an absolutely devilish idea.
During a past raid on /mlp/, my sketch fillies weren't deleted.
http://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/33334834
Maybe we can go fishing...

>>194623
woah someone actually printed my vector on a pillow, it makes me really happy <3

>>194714
Yeah, they printed a bunch and were selling them in the /mlp/ Secret Santa thread

>>194715
Oh man, it really amazes me to know that <3
I'm really glad it got to be selled like that!
It makes me double happy to had put more work on that vector, thanks anons!

>>194721
Glad it's made you happy!

In case the thread goes...

>>194726
I'm putting this one up on the fridge.

>>194710
"So I heard you mention cake... Wait, no. Let me think a bit more on it."
[1d20 = 6]

[1d100 = 66]

(Never know which roll format folks use. Just pick whatever one you've been using and ignore the other.)

>>194754
Those rolls though.

>>194754
Begone, Satan! Your power is no use, here!

>>194748
Yeah, sounds about right

Could I request a filly of pic related?

>>194774
>Fuck activating the vpn
>Posts with vpn
What did he mean with this?

>>194775
Pretty sure he's actually in Denmark. Mentioned it in Discord at least.

>>194777
>Being in the Discord to begin with
Always thought he was 'Murkan, but if you say so
Blessed trips cant lie

>>194710
"Is it alright if I hold it in reserve for a time when I really might need it?"
[1d100 = 91]

>>194779
People travel

>>194710
Gib milkies [1d100 = 70]

>>194336

You try to respond in a deep, patriotic voice, but your age and sex shine through, and the result sounds kind of like Mulan pretending to be a man.

"Great! More reinforcements for the Terran Empire!"

>"Uh... Terran?"

"Means you're from Earth, dude. Now you gonna help me win this war or not?"

>"Eh, I've got nothing better to do. Sure."

The two of you hide behind your barricades and begin to make an absurd amount of snowballs. The wall is strong enough to hold up any barrage from your opponents, and you're going to want to win this fast. Once you have a large enough pile that it almost stacks as high as your walls, you pop up from the wall and immediately begin your assault.

Your first target is Rarity. She was the first to begin the fight, and so she'll be the first to surrender. With two good throwing hooves, she puts up the white flag rather quickly... and literally. She actually attaches a handkerchief to a stick and waives it around.

With no threat from her, you turn your attention to Applejack. She tries to put up a fight, but runs out of snowballs quickly, and finds herself trying to make new ones while being pelted.

>"Alright, 'ah can't do two on one. I give."

>>194793
Time to build a snowmare, I guess [1d100 = 41]

>>194793
The fight really snowballed.

>>194793
Rarity is ~French, you only needed one warning shot.

>>194793
why does that filly look so fuckable?

>>194798
What is WW1

New filly from AN:M.

>>194793
Offer a hoofbump to Daring. "With our powers combined, no one shall stop us!" [1d100 = 32]

>>194826
It was at this moment that Anon realized ... being on the receiving end of >rape wouldn't be fun.

>>194709
I wish for filly to pee in my bed

>>194710
Merry Christmas
This, I suppose >>194780
[1d100 = 41]

>>194858
i wish for my bed to pee on the filly

>>194866
with 1 being she pees or 20 being she pees?

>>194726
Radical

>>194762
>>194765
There's this

>>194826
It's totally not gay if she just uses it to masturbate.
...right?

late thing

>>194879
Wew
Good work Anon, love your stuff

>>194880
n-no u

>>194908
You fill this thread with lies. This is now a thread of lies.

>>194908
no U faggot

>>194913
no u, qt

>>194914
no (You), you're the one shaking her tail around and being all cute

>>194917
But (You) are always so cute when you're angry.

>>194917
>>194919
Both of (you) faggots are cute

>>194920
(You) too.

>>194919
no U
i'm not angery faggot, UR angery!

>>194924
No (You).

>>194925
NO (You)!

>>194926
No...(You)!

>>194927
NO (YOU) REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

all of (you) are cute

>>194932
Truth.
>>194929
You have a nice reee.

>>194935
>>194929
Kiss already

>>194935
no i don't, no u

>>194944
Wait, I just had an idea! What if we both agree we're cute?

>>194949
no because i'm not cute
but i'll agree you're cute

>>194950
Aww, thank you Anon! But you're cute, too you can't deny the truth in your heart.

paint filly

>>194957
i only deny lies, anon

>>194960
cute ant!

>>194961
You can call them whatever you want, Anon. I know the truth.

Hello thread, i come today with a challenge for new years:

>You re a writefag or simply not a content creator
Draw a filly celebrating new years, it can be on paper and then taken a pic or digital, just try to make it as best as you can, even if it doesnt look that good just do your best

>You re a drawfag
Write a short green about Anonfilly, try to aim at 1.5k chars at least, but keep at 1k to 750 chars as minimum, else its pretty much a prompt
(For a reference, this post has 695 chars, its not as many as you think)
You can do the same as writers and non-creators and make a pic, but idea was to try new things for the new years

That said, dont forget the most important thing: have fun

>>194965
>tfw writefag and drawfag
fuck, why are you trying to give me more work anon?

>>194965
But what if I'm both?

>>194969
>>194970
Well fuck, pick the one you re more active/known as and do the other? Like if you re primarily a writefag and hasnt been a drawfag for longer then go for writefag option, reverse also applies if you ve been drawing before writing, going for the drawfag option
Iunno, i suppose yall can just go for the writefag option and draw something..?
Have a free shrug, on the house

Also that s an old filly

>>194971
Alright, writing it is then

>>194971
im old, i have old fillies

>>194972
Arts and crafts need to use some new kind of material they hadnt worked with before, even if it means making a 3d paper filly
Not really, lets just say that unless you re a drawfag you d fit on the first option

Also, to make it simpler, drawfags could also make a pic, but with their opposite hand. So if they usually draw with their right hand they d draw this one with their left instead
Its just for everyone to try something new for new years really, even if its not THAT new for ultra skilled fillies who can do every thing, kek

>>194975
>drawfags could also make a pic, but with their opposite hand
i didn't even think of this
challenge accepted

>>194975
>3d paper filly
I thought about it, but got frustrated since the model I was trying to recolor was poor to begin with

>make a pic, but with their opposite hand
Kek. I'll give it a shot I guess

>>194979
Kek

>>194965
k

>>194986
That filly is a cute!

>>194986
cuuute!
draw moar faggot

>>194986
Damn, not bad. You should draw more

>>194975
Image needs a sound effect:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpG1Ywmbioc

>>194986
I need filly with Glim Glam

>>194971
>tfw both
>tfw just slow as fuck and can't go one day without starting a new project because neat new ideas and leaving billions unfinished greens and images alike in my retarded wake
Does posting filly green I've been sitting on forever count or should I write something new and god forbid try to finish it?

Also, have another of my billions of WIPs that I still haven't posted.

>>194992
>wearing the fuk hat in public
Slut.

>>194997
What must a filly do to earn a fuk hat?

>>194999
Filly must fuk
a lot

>>195000
Filly's gonna get destroyed

>>195001
filly might end up a quivering mess by the time she's done, but she'll be a pleasured quivering mess

>>195000
She will cum upon the hat soon, if that is the case.

>>194793

"And I shall accept this surrender. Now, how's about we make a snowmare?"

Applejack shrugs.

>"Sure, why not. I'll make the legs if you can make the torso. Rarity can make the head, since she's kinda best at that stuff."

It suddenly occurs to you that a snowmare would be a bit different in structure than a snowman, since it would have to have a general equine shape. Pony heads are a bit less round due to having a more pronounced snout. Their bodies don't stand upright, so just having three balls stacked on top of one another wouldn't work quite right.

"Uh... sounds good to me I guess."

You start work on the snowmare's body slowly, paying a close eye on the base being made by Applejack. They look like a sort of fat stubby legs, so they should be able to support just about anything as long as you don't throw all of the weight in one area. Thus, you end up making two semi-large snowballs - with a little help from Daring - and merge them into a bean shape of sorts. It fits without crushing the legs too much. At least Applejack doesn't have reason to complain.

Rarity's piece is the last to be attached, and if you had to be honest, you would say it looks like a work of art. Everything is smoothed out to perfection, and the snout is carved from snow, rather than a mere carrot or stick as is traditional with snowmen. It has two eyes made from gemstones she had in her saddlebags for some reason, and is adorned with a brown bowler hat and a multi-colored scarf. You never once saw her run home to grab supplies, meaning that she's been carrying around accessories that she was not wearing this entire time.

As the head is attached and you all get to look at the finished work, Rarity at least seems unable to curtail her pride in its beauty.

>"C'est magnifique, non?"

Applejack shoots her a rather unimpressed gaze.

>"Rarity, we don't all speak fancy. In equish?"

>"Oh posh, I was just saying it looks magnificent."

>>195009
join in on telling rarity to speak the president's english instead of croissant
have anon use those terms to describe the languages, too
[1d100 = 78]

>>195010

Should I make any attempt to convert that into something that would make sense to Equestrians? Or should I actually refer to it as "the president's english"?

>>195011
actually use it