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Season 9 predictions.
Anonymous.
iWBvW
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No.192208
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The leaks show that this one will be the last MLP G4 Season, about fucking time considering the quality decrease and how many times the show has jumped the shark. Anyways, this guys have way too high expectatives, how about y'all?
Anonymous.
iWBvW
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No.192209
192237
http://ideas.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_Friendship_is_Magic_(season_9)
this...
Anonymous
EYj4b
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No.192211
>>192208
>how about y'all?
I'm expecting the Season 8 opener, but all season long.
Anonymous
0s3ln
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No.192217
192237 192253
>e19
>this whole episode list
I am so fucking scared
Are they going to ruin this?
They are going to ruin this
Ohh god
This show deserves an end, a last season worthy of what it is and what made it big

Anonymous
EYj4b
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No.192237
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>>192209
>>192217
>haven't actually clicked on the episode list
>decide "fuck it, I know it's already gonna be bad, how much worse can it get from there?"
>*click*
>…
>oh...
>oh no...
>that fucking episode list
>those fucking episode titles
>THOSE FUCKING EPISODE DESCRIPTIONS
It can no longer be denied: Hasjew is trying to burn the series to the ground in its last season to try to make way for Gen 5.
Anonymous
0s3ln
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No.192243
192245
>>192237
Its a joke right?
This cant be right
Anonymous
EYj4b
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No.192245
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>>192243
I'm hoping and praying. Dear god, the number of holiday themed episodes, the number of parody episodes...
Anonymous
0s3ln
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No.192247
192249
>>192245
These lovely horses deserve better
In fact they deserve the best
It cant end like this
It just cant...

This show... Its more than just a silly cartoon
They cant do this
Anonymous
qhS1Q
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No.192249
>>192245
>>192247
While i Dont watch much pony i can relate to havig your favorite thing destroyed, Gas (((HasJew)))
Anonymous
hdc1N
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No.192250
>>192208
Twilight finally takes the BZC infront of everybody.

Anonymous
kmBor
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No.192252
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>>192237
>"it can't be that bad"
>10 seconds into reading the episode descriptions
>Princess Pinkie Pie
Anonymous
xspxP
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No.192253
>>192208
I haven't even finished all of season 8 yet, I can't focus on season 9 now.

>>192217
>>192237
>>192252
There have been fake episode lists before, don't be shocked if the list is fake or wrong
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.192267
192270
>>192237
Are people going full nigger? This is IdeasWiki. There are Lego and Pokemon crossover fanfics here.
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.192268
192270
>PPDSMDFR (Pinkie Pie Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator)-the machine which creates the "food weather".
Have none of you fucking infiniggers watched Cloudy with a Chance Of Meatballs?
Anonymous
EYj4b
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No.192270
>>192267
>>192268
Shut up and let us be melodramatic in peace!
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.192271
I was halfway through a review of every episode, then my power went out.
The pet episode is too good an idea for modern Hasbro.
Also...
One of these episodes is Sailor Mouth from Spongebob. One is Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Note that the description calls Pinkie a he.
Fake and gay, but some ideas here would be cute b plots.
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.192272
There's a Kung Fu Panda episode in this list.
And Sleeping Beauty.
And 19 is equestria girls 1.
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.192273
192323
Aaand there's The Santa Clause.
Starring Pinkie Pie.
Did this board just get memed on?
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.192274
Some of these episode ideas would make really cute episode b plots.
Discord having parents is stupid, but these writers would make it even more imbearable.
Fluttershy protecting Breezies from a collector is neat, but the episode would need a reason why Fluttershy doesn't just use The Stare on his ass for trying.
Anonymous
m+oLl
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No.192287
192300 192341
>Pinkie Pie's Big Bounce
>It's a beautiful day in Ponyville and Pinkie Pie decides to bounce on her hopper ball.

>A Bunch of Baby Ducks
>Fluttershy found some Baby Ducks

>Pony Mouth
>Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie learned a bad word on an old locker.

>Ponywaii
>The Mane 6 go to Hawaii

You guys can't possibly think these are real.
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.192300
192341
>>192287
These niggers thought "Veggietales but with Pinkie" was real.
Or they were memeing.
Anonymous.
iWBvW
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No.192316
Come on now anons, it is an example...but i think it will be even worst.
Anonymous
IBuNa
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No.192323
192357
>>192273
DO YOU KNOW ZOOM BY TIM ALLEN?
Anonymous
rn5ba
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No.192341
>>192287
>>192300
Never doubt the peoples
capability to fuck up worse than you fear


Anonymous
YM8Rn
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No.192343
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Apologize
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.192357
>>192323
Shaky finger guy?
Anonymous
nTr5s
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No.192371
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>>192208
>Predictions
More identity politics, more race baiting, more diversity, more turning back the clock on lessons learned for the sake of political correctness and the sparing of feelings and a lackluster finisher while they pave the way for g5 in 2020, which I guaran-fuckin'-tee you will turn out to be far, far worse than just applejack being made a nigger.

I wouldn't watch this if you bugged me about it every single day. I wouldn't watch this to see how bad it is. I wouldn't watch this even if you payed me to. Such is my intense disgust and suffering over the smoking ruin this cute pony show has become. Unfortunately, a good deal of its fans are still thoughtless lemmings and will doubtlessly fill forums with praise for it, they disgust me.
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.192409
http://ideas.wikia.com/wiki/Zootopia_2
oh my god, guys, Zootopia 2 just leaked!
Anonymous.
iWBvW
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No.192430
192447
>>192371
It's beyond me..
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.192447
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>>192371
>>192430
It's not beyond me. I understand it, and I hate it.
The fake bronies who love nushit? They love it because they lack the IQ to tell the difference between "A stock plot moves some interchangeable bright colours and lines and shapes around on a screen for 22 minutes" and "Something well-written is happening involving ponies you love or at least like".
They lack critical thinking skills. They lack taste, and they can "Turn their brain off" and smile when they see pretty colours on TV because that's the natural state of their soy-soaked brain.
Some even say this is their favourite season.
Partly to be contrarian like /vp/niggers who say USUM is best mon game "Because it totally pisses off le dumb evil genwunners teeheehee im so annoying im such a smart troll who's jebaiting all dese fools"
Partly because this is where they picked up the show and they didn't bother to watch the older episodes, especially since those old eps feel so different and "Not MLP-ish" compared to the new episodes in their heads.
And partly because they are fundamentally awful people, and nothing pleases them more than watching the fundamentally awful ponies and flat one-note waifu memes they latch onto get shilled to hell and back while viewpoints they hate, such as "Cartoons should be high-quality", "Morality is important", and "The complainer isn't always wrong" and "Hurting others by being selfish is wrong" get shat on and viewpoints written to pander to them, like "People who hate Twilicorn are old ladies", "People who hate the diversity six are racists who hate diversity", and "People who don't like what I like are racists/body pillow-buying nerdy gigafaggots RD would never love/exhausting demons who need to move on and stop giving me anxietysadtired".
They're consumers. But worse.
Where real bronies will have fun discussing pony and arguing over who best girl is, they will chose their own best girls and call you mean words for criticizing their choice.
They are blind, radicalized consumers with no religion or morality in their life. They latch onto shit pony because pony is trending and this is """comfier""" than COD/Skyrim/Fortnite/FNAF/Undertale/Comics/Anime, and they hate on people who don't like what it is now because "Ew, don't be an entitled pig! Just eat from your trough like me, you entitled gamer incel! Everyone is a real media fan and it's wrong to call people fake media fans but you're the fake media fans, not us!"
They are some of the most pathetic fanboy pigs you'll see on the planet.
They have become radicalized consumers, hollow and selfish and bitter creatures constantly seeking comfort and amusement and goodfeels and the destruction/humiliation/harassment of everyone who hurts/annoys/disagrees with them.
Anonymous.
iWBvW
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No.192542
193368
>>192447
So they are the actual sterotipical Brony who is actually messed up, lacks self-esteem, likes the show because it's colorful, cute, and that fills the looser's vacumm on them?
Anonymous
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No.193362
193368
>>192447
>Reeeeee everyone who likes things I don't is a normie reeeeee

Everyone has a different opinion on what sucks and what doesn't. People who aren't snobby assholes will base their opinions on individual episodes more than entire seasons or stupid landmarks.

I have been watching since 2011. On the whole, aside from season 4's really weak arc and formless episodes (my opinion, some people feel like Tirek made up for everything else), I can say I've gotten a level of enjoyment out of every season. Some stronger than others.

This season was different. Season 8 shoehorned politics into the show to justify yet another crappy playset idea from Hasbro. There were still a couple of episodes I liked, and for being diversity shills the Student Six were decent characters that really didn't see their potential. But the number of times the Mane Six suffered completely retarded catastrophic breakdowns in friendship was utterly cringey and really turned me off this season.

As for the best pony debate...the fact that you think there's any legitimacy to arguing about what has always been biased opinions just makes you look retarded. There's no merit to arguing about who the best fictional character is in a group when the writers keep moving the goalposts and changing everyone's opinions.
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.193368
>>192542
At least 90% of the time, yes. These weepy zombies gravitate towards the show because they crave comfort, and nothing is more comforting to them than the lie that you can be a Glimmer-tier cunt and never get criticized for it or get asked to change.
When fans criticize a certain character who embodies the "Cunts getting rewarded for being cunts" problem the show picked up over time(Even though she didn't start the phenomenon, she was just its biggest symptom), those fans aren't just insulting something normal like a "fucking this character" fantasy, they're insulting the "acting like this character or worse and getting away with it/rewarded for it" fantasy they live for.
In this situation(Seeing a character you like get criticized), a normal fan of a shit/evil character would do nothing and move on. Or take it personally and go full faggot.
If told to justify one's love for an evil/shit character, a reasonable fan will say "Yeah, she's evil. That makes her sexier!" or "I know she's shit/evil, but it's fiction so I'm allowed to like this stuff" or "Yeah, she's badly written. She's better written in my headcanon!" or even "Yeah, she's a shit character. She's been rewritten/been forced through character development and growth in my headcanon!", reasonable things like that. Even if he doesn't admit he has one of these reasons, at least one of these reasons is what makes the character tolerable in his mind.
A "Fan" (I call them Babyfans) in it for the goodfeels he feels when an evil character "acts up" and gets away with it/gets rewarded for it feels """agitated""" when the fantasy is threatened with a reminder that real humans will never consider Discord/Glimmer/Trixie/Whoever's behaviour okay/charming/exemplary.
This is why they react in such a volatile manner to what's honestly completely normal for a fandom("This character is the worst!" "X is best waifu!" "No Z is the best!" "Itachi could stomp Broly!" "Akechi is my bae! Kawaii dess!" "Akechi is a fucking murderer whose last-second redemption was almost as shit as his writing!" "Chatot character pissed me off in Y scene!" talk).
They're in "Fandoms" so they can feel like their actual hugbox circlejerk is bigger than it is. When confronted with evidence that conflicting opinions and scaaaary conflict exists in what they wish was a natural extension of their hugbox where conflict is banned, they get mad.
Oh, and there are "Pretenders" who pretend to be retarded in this manner. They pretend to be these babies for the sake of starting and enjoying fights. You'd think pretending to be a conflict-hating baby would create less conflict, but most of these babies have this stupid "How dare you offend me! How very dare you! Now say you're sorry and say I'm right, or I'm gonna go call a mod because you're violating Rule Zero: Be Civil!" tone and a legitimate mental illness-tier basically-a-bigger-toddler laziness when it comes to considering the views of others.
>>193362
Yes, yes, I know a true patrician bases his views on individual episodes, and a bad ep doesn't magically become good if it's in a shit season. Thanks for admitting season 8 is shit tho.
I don't think there's any argumentative legitimacy in any "Best character" debate, I think there's fun to be had in having that debate, and I think people who want the debate called off because their waifu is as shit as their lefty political views are turbo faggots.
Anonymous
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No.193369
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>>192343
no
Anonymous
WPorC
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No.193523
S4 really was worst season and along with the lore fuckups and MORE TOYS!!!111 something that put heavy dampers on the show.

Btw Cherry Berry is 10/10 earth mare
Anonymous
zqXcy
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No.193819
193977
I mean, after the whole princess Twilight thing and how horribly it was handled, I kind of checked out of the show. But even before then, the writing was never particularly great.

Characters learning then unlearning lessons only to relearn them again only an episode or two apart, writers not knowing how to write certain characters at all (Applejack in particular), stereotypical cliches written in just to have some bullshit lesson about friendship or acceptance and tolerance...

All of this stems from these writers refusing to communicate with one another. Considering how prevalent it's been throughout the show so far, I have no doubts it'll continue into season 9. Forgetting all the race baiting, diversity garbage and identity politics that started cropping up, the biggest problem this show has ever had is consistency. Episodes could go from really great to complete shit in between a single episode with no warning.

If the writing staff doesn't change, then season 9 will suffer just the same as the previous seasons.
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.193826
I used to think Hasbro locked all the writers in separate rooms to make sure everyone wrote slice-of-life zero-continuity episodes.
Anonymous.
iWBvW
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No.193977
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>>193819
You're right, i hope G5 fix it.
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.194024
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>>193977
G5 is going to be a rehash of FIM starring Niggerjack, Mudhorse Twilight, Unicorn Fluttershy, and diversity-loving lefty writers who, in the leaked hasbro emails, shat on FIM and its fanbase.
Anonymous
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No.194025
194148
>>194024
Most likely, and while many horsefuckers will jump ship, I think/hope that there will be a more dedicated contingent that will stick around and continue to make horsepussy in spite/contempt of G5
Anonymous
zqXcy
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No.194031
194054
>>193977
I hope it crashes and burns. G4 is one of the biggest examples of a company having something with potential, then skull-fucking it to death with stupid ideas.

They can't even make their writers sit down in the same fucking room to actually come up with a cohesive road map for a season, and you think it's going to get any better?
Anonymous.
iWBvW
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No.194054
>>194024
Yeah, i forgot about the e-mails.
>>194031
Absolutely.
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.194148
194171
>>194025
That's what happened when the DBZ fandom rejected GT. And that's what's happening in some circles, now that some fans reject Super in the same way. There are fucktons of fancomics (Fanfics but drawn out like a comic) designed to continue the story in this way or that, or redo it in this way or that. They all have fanbases. There are even youtubers who regularly promote these fancomics for their several thousands of subscribers, sometimes even hundreds of thousands of subscribers.
But GT/Super fans don't harass critics of GT and Super in the way cuckbronies do on compromised brony sites. GT fans say "I wish a GT character was in DBFZ" when not reading fanfics where Super Saiyan Seven Gohan happens because Pan dies or some bullshit. Bitchy antifans, on the other hand, present themselves and their "If you don't love x blindly, get out of my hugbox! Microtransactions and Sues aren't problems, critics are problems!" bullshit as the consensus of a fandom that seemingly isn't for critics or old fans any more. The infiltrators tell the old guard this isn't their home any more. So the creators and writers leave, and whatever pony content they could have made goes unwritten and forgotten.
There isn't a concrete, designated site for fans of the old, real FIM out there. A site where the same tired and tiresome anti-critic pro-marxist arguments are explicitly against the rules, because you aren't discussing pony if you're arguing for your right to discuss shit pony negatively. A site designed to attract old fans who've fallen out of love with a show that used to be great. A site where the Glimmer Era is collectively looked down on like the ATLA movie. That's what's needed.
Anonymous.
MkJTm
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No.194171
194321
>>194148
That's fucking right, it's so stupid how bronies reject criticism.
You know what?, I remember how the entire fucking Latin Halo fandom used to be 343i cocksuckers even after Halo 5, until the English speaking fandom masterfully shitstormed Halo 5 and 343i. It was so weird, Me and other 5 fags were the only ones who thought that it was complete BS, and a year and a half later, now everyone thinks so.
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.194321
194529
>>194171
It was the same thing with Fallout 76 and Battlefield Star Wars Front whatever. And Sonic Forces. Fuck that boost-to-win game, it's like a sadder Sonic 06 because at least that game had ambition.
It was bad from day one. Which game am I talking about? Exactly. But so many faggots insisted on defending it because "That's what good and loyal fans do".
Religion fell out of favour, so women go through a "Witchery and black magic is so kewl! Im a weel sowcewess!" phase instead of a "But god is watching! A good catholic/Christian girl like me can't have sex before marriage! ...Unless it's in the butt" phase and "Fandoms" become miniature cults full of neo-religious corporate idolatry.
Remember, even Fallout 3 had fans at the time.
Only when enough of the whole turns against the company and says what the real longest line is do the fearful conformity-loving normies realize it's not just okay to say X sucks, it's also a sure-fire way to get you popularity points and social points and youtube views.
But even then, there will still be NPCs too blinded by their love for big corporations to accept any new programming. They'll still say "DLCs are fine", "Expansion Packs are an outdated concept", "It's fine for a 200 dollar game to have mobile game microtransactions", "It's fine for Street Fighter V to slap advertisements for Capcom on the skulls of dead indian children", "Lootboxes are fine and pay-to-win is fine".
They're faggots who laugh off being told they're being exploited. These are the "Whales" the industry profits off and squeezes thousands of dollars out of.
Anonymous.
iWBvW
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No.194529
>>194321
Shitty fandoms indeed.

Anonymous
+Cl4K
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No.195787
195835
As angry and terrified as I am I still can't wait for the Next season after watching the whole show including the movie twice in the past two months
>tfw addicted to pony
Anonymous.
V47Ce
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No.195835
>>195787
I just want S9 so the Show can finally end tbh.
Anonymous
akqNe
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No.195907
195915
>curses Princess Pinkie Pie to die on her 16th birthday.
>Princess Pinkie Pie
>die

What kind of drugs are they on? Holy shit Hasjew
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.195915
195925 195938
>>195907
You think this leak's real? Germanigger, dude, Zootopia 2 just leaked!
http://ideas.wikia.com/wiki/Zootopia_2
Anonymous
mHunJ
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No.195924
195930
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The ride doesn't end. Discovery Communications is up Allsparks ass, they want to order a season 10
Anonymous
akqNe
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No.195925
>>195915
Nice! Already hyped for that movie

jokes aside: I might be retarded or drunk.
propably both though
Anonymous.
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No.195930
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>>195924
I hope it just fucking dies, it's painful at this point, and i'am sure they will not give it a proper finale anyways.
Anonymous
qhS1Q
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No.195931
195934
>>195930
>I hope it just fucking dies
It Cant make (((them))) money then,anon.
Anonymous
+Cl4K
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No.195933
195934
>>195930
Can a life without poner be worth living?
Anonymous.
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No.195934
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>>195933
>>195931
This.
Anonymous
+Cl4K
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No.195938
196066
>>195915
You know what the real problem is?
With Hasbro-Internet-Security(TM) and all the fuckups like the broken lore and all the Ooc shit people don't even doubt anymore that they would go all out with ruining them show.
Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.196066
196403
>>195938
That's true. What even is Granny Smith's age?
It feels weird to actually have to justify why I still like Twilight Sparkle to people.
A Sonic game where Sonic's a drunken smoking methhead asshole who runs slowly and abuses his friends and tells kids to inject weed into the balls is a shit Sonic game that fails to properly portray the character. DmC Reboot Don'te isn't the real Dante.
Similarly, a Twilight Sparkle episode where she's a childish failure of a mare who doesn't care about friendship or goodness and doesn't understand morality and doesn't even have two brain cells to rub together fails to properly portray the character. Crylight Tardkle isn't the real Twilight.
I like the cute, smart, fish-out-of-water Twilight Sparkle we saw when the show was good. The one who reacts to a tree crashing through her window by reaching for a book, but will lead her friends through a forest and up a mountain and even into hell and back when the chips are down.
Anonymous.
MkJTm
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No.196403
>>196066
Same here.
Anonymous
4rbnx
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No.196405
196413 196496
Y'all just can't stop bitching, can you? You autistic faggots are always sperging about waifus and other weaboo-grade shit, yet you whine non-fucking-stop about the drop in quality and complain incessantly about lore in a goddamn Saturday morning cartoon for children.

Maybe if you faggots would stop jerking off and leave the basement once in a while you'd realize that MLP:FiM isn't made just for you. Even mama Faust thinks you're all retarded for still asking her opinions when she's never watched the show since leaving.

The ride will be over soon. Then the lot of you can become an hero because you won't have anything to whine about anymore.
Anonymous
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No.196413
196418 196935
>>196405
>>196405
>a while you'd realize that MLP:FiM isn't made just for you.
But that is just it isn't it.
Nothing is made for anyone today. Everything is mediocre at best with the exceptions of few.
There obviously is a point to compare new episodes with their old counterparts to exemplify flaws which you have found.

I don't know about you but I think that writing needs to be solid no matter or rather especially since it is for kids.

Anonymous
NuGXu
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No.196418
196935
>>196413
I want this on a fucking shirt. Too many niggers think yelling "It's not for you!" at unsatisfied fans is the best response ever.
Anonymous
dzS7S
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No.196496
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>>196405
There is a whole planet of things to whine about. You underestimate my whine capacity, Anon!
Anonymous.
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No.196935
>>196418
>>196413
Goys, i found our guy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=ScqpUW2BJP4
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