Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the US representative elect for New York’s 14th Congressional district. She is noteworthy for being the youngest woman to serve in the United States Congress, as well as for having somehow obtained a degree in Economics from Boston University despite knowing virtually nothing about the subject.
This thread is dedicated to showcasing her assorted wit and wisdom, which consists of a series of vaguely defined ideological points cobbled together from Jon Stewart’s Twitter feed and whatever portions of Karl Marx’s Das Kapital she managed to read before deciding that words are hard and opting to display it on her coffee table instead. Join us on this fascinating journey into one of the most remarkable young minds of our time, remarkable not because of the ideas her mind contains, but because this pile of randomly firing neurons seems to have somehow congealed into a functioning human brain capable of mimicking the sound of human speech.
>>190842Several people have told me that Latin women tend to be a bit unstable, and can be a little "stabby." I don't know if that is really true
it's definitely consistent with my personal experience, but she has this absolutely crazed look in her eyes in almost every picture. like I expect to hear abut her being arrested for assault in a domestic dispute in about two years
>>190842People like her almost make me feel bad for New Yorkers. But then I realize that they've done this to themselves by simply being in the same state as Jew York City.
>>190842Political economists just regurgitate a line FED to them. Therefore passing a degree is easy as all you need to learn is how take things up the arse. From the picture she looks like she is attempting such.
>>190874Like London, New York is full of people who should have their voting rites removed. I blame the rising Carbon Monoxide levels.
>>190867This is true. They're either unstable or dumb or thots. They even do it to themselves. See: The shooting of Selena.
>>191686>jewish ancestry(X)
More like she's willing to be a good-goyish shabes goy.