>find a place that's priced right and includes a ton of amenities >visit apartment – very clean, modern, 5 mins from the office >biggest place and best price of anything >right on main drag, nicely landscaped and paved >saves me a ton of money over the next year >going to sign paperwork >see two big, fat black women sitting outside yapping about not having money >ask agent what kind of tenants live in the complex >gives me "that's against rules" answer >decide I don't care, move in >here for a month and I'm cozy, not around much during the week, place seems quiet and empty on weekends >have time off from work and end up being around during weekdays and nights >car alarms, dogs barking, rap music, hollering, doors slamming, hallway reeks of cigarettes every night >go outside to get to car and some nigger and his fat white trash gf are sitting on the stairs, refuse to move… I have to go around them >old black man won't open door for me when I'm locked out >get yelled at by sassy black woman when I politely held door for her >trying to do laundry and I'm tripping over Pedros (sitting on their ass surrounded by work tools) and blaring latino music >getting mail for old tenant about bail bonds, paternity checks, unemployment >creeper hits on my gf every time she comes over, now have to use different entrance >open my door and some chimp's dog runs into my apartment >yell >sigh, go back in and be glad I'm not a nigger