/mlpol/ - >One day Pankie was walking with Spike and h

>One day Pankie was walking with Spike and her pimp cane until Twilight accidentally bumped into Pinko.
>In turn, accidentally stepping on one of Pinkie's shoes.
>P0nki Pae: YOU STEPPED ON MY BRAND NEW SHOES.
>Spike: Ah shiet.
>Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry Pinkie I di-
>Pink Pi: POWDER, POWDER!
>[Spike opened up a case of white powder, where he then puts a handful onto Pinke's hoof]
>SLAP
>[Twilight Sparkle is dazed after getting a back hand pimp slap from Ponko and now has a cheek covered in white powder]
>Penkie Pa: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE TIMS WERE?!?
>Rarity: Oh hey darling, whats goi- [SLAPS]
>Ponk Pan: DON'T SPEAK UNTIL YOU BEEN SPOKEN TO, HOE.
>Spike: Ahaha, bitch had it comin'.
>Rarity: y-yes ma'am.
>[As more people within earshot come to see whats going on, more people gets pimped slapped]
>Paeink Pu: WHO GONNA SASS ME AGAIN?! ANYONE?!

Ponk Pimpin' ain't easy.

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