/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>be me
>be good pony
>Anon prepares my tendies
>I consume 5 delicious pieces but not the sixth one
"What the fuck, Anon?"
>"What's wrong?"
"This meat is shit! Tendies are supposed to be tender and not full of ligaments and crap!"
>before he could say anything I threw the plate at him and flew off to my favorite rock collecting spot
>I can see our house from here because my super Dashie vision
>I see a smug balding unicorn walking away
>She must be the one who ruined my meal
>I gather as many stones as I could carry and hover over her
>One by one I lobbed the stones at her
"SHITHORSE GET OUT! REEEEEEE!"
>She ran home bloody and crying
>That'll learn her
>I told Anon everything and he forgave me
>Didn't even need to apologise