/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

I get to the office at 9ish and I'm not in the mood to work. In walks this hard street nigger and he asks for a job.

Nigger: Yo, ya hire?
Me: Say what?
Nigger: Ma, I nee a jo
Me: You speekee engrish?
Nigger: I say I nee a jo,

I knew what he was saying. He was one of those niggers that like to leave the last letter off of every word. Five bucks = Fie buck, Old school = O schoo, etc. The conversation went on for a few minutes until I was finished fucking with him.

Me: I pa fo dolla
Nigger: Fo dolla! Shee
Me: Aight, aight, fodolla twenny fi cen
Nigger: Minima way sicsevenfi muthafucka
Me: Fi dolla no mo, no mo fi dolla
Nigger: (speaking clearly for the first time) FUCK YOU!

I nearly pissed myself. Yet I am not racist, I'm a sterotypist. Yes, there's a difference.