/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>be britbong-'murrifat
>grow up treating the 4th of July as the greatest day ever
>drink budweiser and eat McDonalds at least 4x a week
>decorate apartment with Miley Cyrus posters and nigger cuckold porn
>raise the Stars and Stripes every morning in my backyard
>play the National Anthem
>Pledge Allegiance
>treat flag as if it were a unique and extremely fragile alien organism rather than a piece of coloured cloth
>get USA! USA! READING IS FOR FAGGOTS MUH FREEDUMZ GIT YER GUBMINT HANDS OFF MUH MEDICARE DIE BEANER SCUM USA! USA! tattoo
>be most 'murrican guy you know
>finally visit America and figure its going to be paradise
>niggers everywhere
>get shot twice
>once for only tipping 24%
>everyone is an asshole
>people roll their eyes when I tell them I consider myself more american than british
>the rest scream "WHY!!!"
>tfw they stop clapping around me as well
>everyone is cool with Mexico
>nobody even eats double cheese burgers for breakfast
>the only people who are nice to me want me to tip them
>can't wait to get back because I'm sick of high-handed faggots when I'm a lot more american than they are.

It almost made me want to let the kikes steal my freedoms and give up being a British-American.