>>179737And what about friendship? A large degree of why 4/mlpol/ was so successful and why Mlpol continues to be a thing is because /pol/ and /mlp/ became friends.
This thread shows that many who are here don't give a fuck about ponies, and/or outright don't like them. You're not required to in order to post here. I used to not give a fuck about MLP and thought that bronies/horsefuclers were an abomination. Then both groups were thrust together and /mlp/ agreed to learn about Hitler, the jews, and politics in general, and /pol/ agreed to give the show an honest chance.
Can you honestly say you have? Cuz what's the saying? Something about judgement without investigation is the height of ignorance?
I don't mean that as an insult, but it is a fair criticism. You seem predisposed to just this board but you know next to nothing about it. I'll spare you the obligatory 'lurk moar', but it's not the worst bit of advice.
And you know what goes great with advice? The Denver Broncos. Since you're new here I'll not only tell you about the Denver Broncos, but I'll even American you with the man who owns all the Footballs and who is 100% Football. Prepare your anus and try not to explode into a Football explosion of Football and American as I tell you about John Elway.
If you penis hasn't inverted at the sound of his name, you might be a little bit Football yourself, but he is the living embodiment of 100% Football, ordained by Jesus Christ himself after he realized that in order for American to fluorish it would have to be Football.
Many people are themselves Football, and American flows through them but only John Elway is the Football in chief of Football. Those who are not 100% Football but who praise American, they are the Denver Broncos who as a collective group are 100% Football but only as a group unlike John Elway who is 100% Football and also American.
I mentioned that John Elway has all the Footballs, but you might be wondering where he keeps them all, since to the untrained eye he doesn't seem to carry Footballs with him, and American is only obvious if you know what to look for. First he gave all the Footballs away, but saw that the Seattle Seahawks were being un-Football with them, and also the Oakland Raiders. So he collected all the Footballs but realized that there were almost too many Footballs and so he had special rooms made in outer space, because he just had too many Footballs. He also had too many touchdowns, so he invented the computer just to count how many Footballs and touchdowns he had, cuz otherwise no one would believe how many there were because they were not Football enough, just like the Seattle Seahawks.
You've probably seen some of the space rooms, but the kikes have tricked the school system into telling you it's a moon. No, that is in fact just one of the rooms that holds all the Footballs for John Elway, who is 100% Football. Knowing this, your penis has probably grown 3 sizes, and the ladies around you will want to give you vagina sex, because Football is like John Elway to 3d girls, who can't resist his American and can't help but praise Football.
So go forth with your newfound Football cock and when you are ready to become more Football you can return here and perhaps become a Denver Bronco, because more Football is what God sent John Elway to do on earth, that it may bring Footballs to all the good children and ponies. Ponies love Football too, and they're so damn cute that it would be a crime to deny them Footballs, even if God had not commanded that there be more Footballs (which he did, which is why he sent John Elway, who is 100% Football)..
I hope you now appreciate why anons love ponies, it's cuz they are Football but not 100% like John Elway, which is why they are Denver Broncos. But more importantly John Elway was born of ponies because Dan Reeves did what anyone who is American would do, he came inside Rainbow Dash. This is only the beginning of the epic of John Elway, and I can tell you're dying for more, but patience young one. Hearing about John Elway causes one to become more Football, but too much too soon can cause a person's butthole to be so devastated that they might think they had been raped by John Elway (which also makes the person more Football), and even though it's just an impression and not a real experience, we can't have them going all Christine Ford and claiming that being raped by John Elway is indelible in the hyppocampus. By the way, John Elway also invented the Hippopotamus, which was only indirectly Football, but they're kind of cool, and also implicitly Football because they were invented by John Elway.
Praise Football, praise American.
>t. Denver Broncos