>wake up to "The Star-Spangled Banner" blasting on phone alarm
>Want to go back to sleep but hearing the National Anthem makes me jump out of bed and place hand over heart while facing the flag in the room
>sing along until the whole anthem is finished
>go downstairs and eat a shit ton of bacon and eggs that foreigners will be able to afford
>finish breakfast while watching the news, which shows how great our military is doing over seas
>drive to work and stop by mcdonalds to get an eggmcmuffin and some coffee
>see American flag at the Mcdonalds parking lot and salute it
>get to work and see the flag at the front entrance, proceed to salute it
>say hello to every Paul and Joe
>grind out everything at work while feeling patriotic
>talk to coworkers about how amazing our military is
>get lunch at mcdonalds, salute the flag again when I see it
>after work, pick up a few burgers for the family at home
>watch war documentaries about our great military obliterating everyone in the middle east
>salute the flag before i go to sleep
>wake up and repeat every day
How can other nations even compete?