/mlpol/ - /mlpol/ humour thread? >Two niggers walking

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>Two niggers walking down the street
>They see a business with a sign out front saying "turn yourself white - $75"
>"If we white, we be able ta fuck white bitches dat ain't fat without going back to jail if we white."
>"Bix nood," the other says in agreement. "But I only gots $50."
>"Mub dubba that's all right bruh. I gots $100. I go in first, then I gives you $25 change and we both be fuckin white bitches in no time, cuz."
>Excitedly, the nigger with $100 goes inside, and about an hour later, white-skinned, with white features, a business outfit, and a briefcase.
>"Sheeeeeeit son! Dat shit is dope! Gis me dem $25 fo dem turnin' white programs, bruh."
>The former nigger responds, "Get a job, you dirty nigger."

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