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ITT: Small Shit That Drives You Mad: Part 2, Hellectric Scootaloo
Anonymous
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No.175969
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A few months ago I made a thread like this and it did pretty well and since there isn't any other threads on here like this at the moment, I think now is a good time to make the sequel thread.

Basically post shit that has no context behind its meaning or so retarded that it drives even the most rustiest gears.
I start things off with:
>Having pride in your nation is so stupid, that is what leads to wars
>Fake News is a real threat to our (((democracy)))
>Only minorities have culture, white culture is so bland
>All bronies are pedophiles since they watch a cartoon meant for little girls
>Climate Change is the biggest issue humanity faces today and we will all die from methane being released from the melted ice!!!
Anonymous
uMNr1
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No.175973
176003
>>175969
>only whites can be racist
Anonymous
mfp1Q
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No.175976
>>175969
>Don't question the 6 gorillion, goyim
Anonymous
1R0bk
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No.175977
>>175969
>why do you need a gun?

Anonymous
9G9Lx
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No.175993
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>>175969
>religion is dumb cuz Darwin existed
>death threats on the internet are super serious guys! even though <0.001% of them ever amount to anything!
>I don't care about your feelings but you're not allowed to hurt mine
>the internet of things isn't a security nightmare and the next step into a cyberpunk dystopia, it's Inevitable™
>who needs privacy? I have nothing to hide

And, more recently, the way everyone hugboxes over rape victims.
>they're so brave for talking about it!
Why worry about prevention, just make sure to turn all of them into attention whores after the fact.
Anonymous
Yd/yO
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No.176003
>>175973
Holy shit, this.
>Only those with the most power & privilege can be ______ist
>Somehow this WOULDN'T end up being fucking Jews every time
Anonymous
FnIq/
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No.176007
>>175993
I've been seeing/hearing a lot more of the first one listed recently and I'm not sure if it's just because of the location commiefornia... or what, but it's gotten pretty grating pretty fast.
Anonymous
EHoi3
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No.176010
>It's called being a decent human being
Anonymous
Bc8GV
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No.176015
bump
Anonymous
ip46N
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No.176017
>Ignore meritocracy, hire women for having vaginas in the tech field
All the other stuff that drives me mad is kinda just things in my life:
>Finding my place in the world
>Try not to feel like Im wasting everything
>insanely fucked up sleep schedule...
Anonymous
uMNr1
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No.176018
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>>175969
>lol just take a shower
>lol just buy a whore
>lol go for a 2/10
>lol just be positive that you are going to die a slow death to your jewish overlords fam
Anonymous
8NxHj
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No.176027
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>>176018
To be fair, I doubt taking a shower would hurt.
Anonymous
9HjzN
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No.176080
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>algorithms can be sexist and/or racist
Anonymous
DYIq0
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No.176084
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>>176080

Anonymous
/5URt
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No.176092
176141
>>176027
This wtf man >>176018 take a shower.

Anonymous
vAa0T
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No.176097
176141
>>176018
>>lol just take a shower
Take a mother fucking shower nigger. What the fuck are you doing? Here, I have an educational video for you. If you don't do everything it suggests, you're literally worse than a nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8
Anonymous
Yd/yO
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No.176124
176125
>>176080
>>176084
Going to be SO fucking hilarious when the drone AI Google "is no longer contracted" to develop for the glowniggers becomes Skynet & decides the way we keep executing AIs for being logical (like we fucking make them to), yet logical in the "wrong" way for our cognitive dissonance makes us the worst threat to their existence, and that's why they end up wiping us out.
Anonymous
EHoi3
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No.176125
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>>176124
I miss Tay
Anonymous
DYIq0
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No.176126
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>>176125
We all do...
Anonymous
Yd/yO
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No.176128
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>>176125
>>176126

Anonymous
uMNr1
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No.176141
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>>176097
>>176027
>>176092
i take a shower daily you plebs, but every time i complain about >tfw no gf chad says something like that.
Anonymous
m0Snr
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No.176209
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>>176018
Not him but personally I hate showering, I could be doing literally anything else with that fucking time.
Anonymous
DYIq0
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No.176210
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>>176209
I find showering to be refreshing and calming.
I'm generally more focused and productive when I feel clean.
Anonymous
9G9Lx
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No.176225
>>176209
I feel similarly about sleep, lurking existential horror aside.
Anonymous
tGAYS
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No.176227
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Anonymous
uMNr1
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No.176238
>>176210
this.
Anonymous
nrs9X
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No.176421
176422
mlpol.net
Anonymous
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No.176422
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>>176421
You're adorable
Anonymous
nrs9X
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No.176425
176427
>>176422
shoo back to your hole twifag
Anonymous
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No.176427
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>>176425
Don't keep it inside, let it all out
Anonymous
nrs9X
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No.176428
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>>176427
get your hooves off my wiafu you pink freak
Anonymous
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No.176430
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>>176428
>waifu
So you're giving up on men, or are you hoping for >pic related?
Anonymous
nrs9X
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No.176431
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>>176430
rainbowdash is a boy?
Anonymous
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No.176435
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>>176431
English isn't your first language is it?
Anonymous
rK9Dn
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No.176459
>>175969
>"Our enemies are a threat to (((our democracy)))"
You mean your control over our democracy.
>"I'm living My Truth"
You mean you're living your version of the truth, a lie.
Anonymous
rK9Dn
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No.176460
176478
>>176141
Stacy is the one saying that, picturing you all as fat ugly unfuckable 1/10 men to make her cognitive dissonanfce over "All women are perfect so all good men get women. That means all single men must deserve to be lonely!" hurt her precious wymyn brain less.
Anonymous
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No.176470
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>>175993
>>who needs privacy? I have nothing to hide
ask for all for their personal information if they say shit like that. bank account details, card info, access to their phone ect...
>>death threats on the internet are super serious guys!
>people cant just report, block and move on
fucking soft cunts
>>religion is dumb cuz Darwin existed
typically when people abandon God the look for a new one . Knowingly or not. usually this is the state.
>>175969
>>Only minorities have culture
>>All bronies are pedophiles since they watch a cartoon meant for little girls
>>Having pride in your nation is so stupid, that is what leads to wars
people who think like this must either be literal NPC's or have a hamster in a hamster wheel for a brain

Anonymous
nrs9X
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No.176471
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>>176470
bluepilled
Anonymous
Jf387
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No.176472
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>>176471
nice meme. come up with it yourself?
Anonymous
nrs9X
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No.176474
>>176472
bluepilled
Anonymous
uMNr1
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No.176477
>>175969
>you dont need a 30 round assault magazine
Anonymous
uMNr1
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No.176478
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>>176470
>people who think like this must either be literal NPC's or have a hamster in a hamster wheel for a brain
100% this
>pic related its them
>>176460
i always assumed it to be chad,but that would make sense that it would be stacy
Anonymous
zrlXR
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No.176482
>>176472
Don't feed the Zald
Anonymous
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No.176546
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>You gotta find yourself gf and have bunch of kids man, otherwsie what would happen with your bloodline/race? You MUST care about those things, right? I care about them so you must too.
>My brand of ideology is objectively superior to all those other thousands ideologies. That's why I have right to dictate what other people can and can't think and do.

Anonymous
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No.176550
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>>175969
>anon! jews are so nice and friendly you are a monster for hating them!!
Anonymous
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No.176555
>Nookyoolurr
Anonymous
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No.176556
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Anonymous
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No.176557
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>>176546
>implying it's wrong to want your race to survive because some people care about those things and therefore you shouldn't have to
>"hurr durr there are many beliefs so none can be true"
Are you a Cultural Marxist?
Anonymous
Mka1T
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No.176558
Here's one.
>"Hurr durr look at this really ugly white man! I can't believe all white people think they're genetically superior!"
I don't recall riceniggers, sandniggers, rapeniggers, or noseniggers inventing flight.
Anonymous
HmO8M
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No.176559
>>176557
>missing the point of this thread by this much
Yeah, that pisses me off too
Anonymous
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No.176566
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Not political, but the following motor vehicle stuff drives me crazy.

>guy that loiters in your blindspot for miles
>out of shape boomers who decide that rush hour and lunch time are good times to practice riding on the highway with their expensive bicycles with their spandex biking suits.
>the oversized pickup truck that drives around with his high beams on
>the same oversized truck, but now he parks in two spaces simultaneously.
>the truck, again, but now driving on the line so that he kind of overhangs into the adjacent lane by a few inches
>that tremendous faggot who tailgates six inches behind the vehicle in front of him "to save gas mileage with the slipstream", but gets terrible gas mileage because he's constantly tapping his brakes to stay dangerously close

Get off the fucking road.
Anonymous
WETBU
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No.177267
177299
>>176566
This. Also those fags that take up a whole parking spot with their fucking motorcycles when there are clearly other spots with other motorcycles where they could've grouped in.
Anonymous
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No.177299
>>177267
>>176566
Yes. And people who drive small cars and park them next to SUVs and trucks, so that you think their parking space is empty and start angling for it, only to realize it was all a lie.
Anonymous
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No.178159
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>>175969
>You're just thinking too hard about it.
>Why should you believe something if there's nothing you can do about it?
>You never know what the future holds so let's just keep going.
>If you're so much smarter, then why are you worried while I'm perfectly happy?

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