>all 7 local stations in "we interrupt your regularly scheduled mind control" mode >all 7 showing the same live press conference >press conference has unnervingly somber tone, AP/newspaper camera shutters are machine-gunning like crazy, speaker seems to have a heavy heart and appears to be in shock >try to understand exactly what the fuck has just happened – another sandy hook? WWIII? >finally realize entire ordeal is over some white basketball team owner who got audiotaped saying "nigger" >tfw the jews have such perfect control of the MSM that they can create the impression the world is ending over one single white guy not censoring himself about niggers