On the Creation of Niggers
by H. P. Lovecraft
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
FACT: The American nigger has an IQ of 70, making him mildly retarded by clinical standards. African niggers, lacking white admixture, have an IQ of only 55!