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So what is Pinkie Pie's real backstory? I hope none of you fell for that "Amish family" cover-up bullshit. That couldn't have been her original direct family.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlxORZnUpek

Pinkie Pie is kind of a dishonest cunt so I don't expect to ever tell the truth about how she got her cutie mark in a straightforward manner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK5Vh_oT7Ns

I mean it could be true, you can add it as part of her backstory, but the amish are just so shit.
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>>169005
She is the secret spawn of discord.
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>>169012
This makes the most sense.
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I'm convinced that she's not really a pony and is in fact just a facet of some elder-thing from a higher plane of existence. She doesn't use magic, but she's frequently seen doing what should be impossible and she even occasionally breaks the fourth wall to the viewer. She's not bound by the same laws of physics as the rest of the ponies, she just pretends that she is most of the time.
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>>169029
I wouldn't be surprised if she was just one of Nyarlathotep's mask.
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>>169012
She's the unholy breed between discord and celestia. Would also perfectly explain all the crazy shit shes somehow able to pull off while everyone else watches in awe.
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Once you understand pic related everything should fall into place. A universes, gods and Princesses comes from chaos. She is Kek.
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>>169092
Chaos has infinite creative potential but has no self awareness. Just like Pinkie. And when she becomes self-aware ("Pinkie you can't do that!") all that potential is lost.

Pic.

…and so she must bring back the Chaos of unawareness (And since the world is forbidding it, she must make the world chaos first.)

Calling her the Element of Laughter is only highlighting the wanted positive side. It also includes mockery, apathy, boredom and maniacal behavior. She is The Joker kept delusionally happy by her friends (and sugar).

If she decides to end the universe, it will end.
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>>169012
ScrewBall is canon.
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