>tfw just told my dad I was gonna murder him
yep I'm definitly getting kicked out...
how does one survive with no job and no skills and no home?
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>>168722
Go to the police and turn yourself in for a Criminal Threat. You will have housing, food, and a dicking every night from your cellmate Tyrone.
Go to the police and turn yourself in for a Criminal Threat. You will have housing, food, and a dicking every night from your cellmate Tyrone.
>>168722
if you live near any relatively urban area go there, sleep in parks during the day and dumpster dive at night for food https://youtu.be/MJmCUSb-ZVo
if you live near any relatively urban area go there, sleep in parks during the day and dumpster dive at night for food https://youtu.be/MJmCUSb-ZVo
>>168728
nothings illegal if you do it where cops and cameras can't see you, you don't have a winter coat to take with you?
nothings illegal if you do it where cops and cameras can't see you, you don't have a winter coat to take with you?
>>168722
Go to a construction company or other industry with high turnaround of workers and ask if they have any open positions. There is several industries that don't require prior skills. I am not sure, and it might no longer be plenty of opportunities for it, but if you are not the sea sick kind of person working on a boat will give you room and food while at sea and a salary.
I am sadly not sure what best course of action is.
Joining the army can also be a good option. After service you will have skills and having been in the military is a plus on a resume I think.
Go to a construction company or other industry with high turnaround of workers and ask if they have any open positions. There is several industries that don't require prior skills. I am not sure, and it might no longer be plenty of opportunities for it, but if you are not the sea sick kind of person working on a boat will give you room and food while at sea and a salary.
I am sadly not sure what best course of action is.
Joining the army can also be a good option. After service you will have skills and having been in the military is a plus on a resume I think.
>>168728
>that sounds stupid
It's where you belong you sperg. You don't threaten to actually kill people.
>that sounds stupid
It's where you belong you sperg. You don't threaten to actually kill people.
>>168732
Why would you walk from Florida to Maine? That makes no sense. Florida is warm while Maine is buttfucking cold, and it will probably be winter by the time you get there.
Just put penises in your mouth, people will pay you for that. Eventually you can grow your mouth-penis business to a reasonable size to where you can delegate most of the putting-penises-in-mouth work to subordinates and focus on mostly administrative tasks.
Why would you walk from Florida to Maine? That makes no sense. Florida is warm while Maine is buttfucking cold, and it will probably be winter by the time you get there.
Just put penises in your mouth, people will pay you for that. Eventually you can grow your mouth-penis business to a reasonable size to where you can delegate most of the putting-penises-in-mouth work to subordinates and focus on mostly administrative tasks.
everybody type in the chat Zaldo is a stupid nigger
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also on a serious note,
I am looking to indict Zaldo as a lolcow.
If you have incriminating evidence of him, crucial personal data, chatlogs, recordings, IPs, social media, or otherwise vital data that will be supportive in identyfying him, post your materials on /sp/ and i will look forward to tie him a nice noose.
I am looking to indict Zaldo as a lolcow.
If you have incriminating evidence of him, crucial personal data, chatlogs, recordings, IPs, social media, or otherwise vital data that will be supportive in identyfying him, post your materials on /sp/ and i will look forward to tie him a nice noose.
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>>168722
>1
Go to the nearest church you can find, ask for food and some basic indications for a job.
>2
When you are settle in a homeless shelter, or if you live in the church, find a job. Waiter, car washer, local baker, construction worker. Not too fancy, but not too bright and easy to get.
>3
When you have some money in, invest in tools or in short classes to adquire extra skills. Community college are a blessing with their free classes, and their degrees are valid.
>4
When you have a new profitable skill, get a better job. The degree makes you legit, so your new employers will pay you extra.
>5
When you have some more money, repeat step 3
>6
When you have a good number of skills and small degrees, get friends, or at least people than doesn't hate you. People can get you in some jobs that can require a proffesional degree without the need of getting a career because they will tell you they need a guy who knows how to do 1 thing.
>7
When you are mostly settle and well-payed, invest in proffesional courses. Some colleges give special classes that require a fee, but their degrees are way more valid than the ones in community college
>8
Enjoy your new life as a well-educated and well-paid man
>9
Buy a gun and kill your dad. Enjoy the fact you managed to go somewhere in life without his help, and he was as disposable as most people who climb the social ladder
>1
Go to the nearest church you can find, ask for food and some basic indications for a job.
>2
When you are settle in a homeless shelter, or if you live in the church, find a job. Waiter, car washer, local baker, construction worker. Not too fancy, but not too bright and easy to get.
>3
When you have some money in, invest in tools or in short classes to adquire extra skills. Community college are a blessing with their free classes, and their degrees are valid.
>4
When you have a new profitable skill, get a better job. The degree makes you legit, so your new employers will pay you extra.
>5
When you have some more money, repeat step 3
>6
When you have a good number of skills and small degrees, get friends, or at least people than doesn't hate you. People can get you in some jobs that can require a proffesional degree without the need of getting a career because they will tell you they need a guy who knows how to do 1 thing.
>7
When you are mostly settle and well-payed, invest in proffesional courses. Some colleges give special classes that require a fee, but their degrees are way more valid than the ones in community college
>8
Enjoy your new life as a well-educated and well-paid man
>9
Buy a gun and kill your dad. Enjoy the fact you managed to go somewhere in life without his help, and he was as disposable as most people who climb the social ladder
>>168722
Are you that anon with a nigger for step-father or is this your biological father? CAn't you like sort this out if not by yourselves then by a relationships councilor. I don't think having a broken relationship with your father is a good idea. If possible, I would try to solve the situation first.
Are you that anon with a nigger for step-father or is this your biological father? CAn't you like sort this out if not by yourselves then by a relationships councilor. I don't think having a broken relationship with your father is a good idea. If possible, I would try to solve the situation first.
So does this mean Zald isn't going to have access to a computer from now on?
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@168767
>Using public computers to shitpost on /mlpol/
Public libraries are made for research and productive tasksfor students and community members, not for wasting time antagonizing a random group of internet horsefuckers.
Spare yourself a shred of dignity and use those resources to find yourself a decent job.
>Using public computers to shitpost on /mlpol/
Public libraries are made for research and productive tasksfor students and community members, not for wasting time antagonizing a random group of internet horsefuckers.
Spare yourself a shred of dignity and use those resources to find yourself a decent job.
>>168722
Find a lumber yard. There's plenty of stacks of wood you can make a makeshift lean-to in between, but unless you find a primo spot, you'll have to 'camp' in different locations each night. Take note of what direction the units are stacked from, and camp toward 'the back' so you don't get squished. Its far and away from 'ideal', but if you need a place to crash that you won't be bothered, that's my recommendation. Also, if you show up at 'starting time' (for most yards its 6a) every day, you'll have a job on day four.
Find a lumber yard. There's plenty of stacks of wood you can make a makeshift lean-to in between, but unless you find a primo spot, you'll have to 'camp' in different locations each night. Take note of what direction the units are stacked from, and camp toward 'the back' so you don't get squished. Its far and away from 'ideal', but if you need a place to crash that you won't be bothered, that's my recommendation. Also, if you show up at 'starting time' (for most yards its 6a) every day, you'll have a job on day four.
Also, don't tell them you're a faggot
your probaably a fatass hun, TDEE estimates would be around 2350 a day for you, meaning you have ~1.5xhow many pounds overweight you are in days not needing food.
I think you could walk to florida fatty
I think you could walk to florida fatty
>>168754
Now thats one smug donk! I like it. The only thing that would make it better is if her fur would actually be green.
Now thats one smug donk! I like it. The only thing that would make it better is if her fur would actually be green.
>>168722
If you have no friends or family there is little hope
Here is my advice though
Look for any institution that helps people in need. If you are willing to get out of this mess they will support you. Look for a job, any job you can get. Ask other homeless for advice! Watch your back!
If you have no friends or family there is little hope
Here is my advice though
Look for any institution that helps people in need. If you are willing to get out of this mess they will support you. Look for a job, any job you can get. Ask other homeless for advice! Watch your back!
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>>169018
Yes. I made it last year but only posted it once or twice ever since. Its based on a slide thread warning from 8pol.
Yes. I made it last year but only posted it once or twice ever since. Its based on a slide thread warning from 8pol.
>>169017
>/pol/ poster are so dumb they need to be told when they are replying to bait
we know it's bait WE JUST DON'T CARE HAHAHAHAHAH
this post made by gang weed
>/pol/ poster are so dumb they need to be told when they are replying to bait
we know it's bait WE JUST DON'T CARE HAHAHAHAHAH
this post made by gang weed
>>171341
>no flag
I don't know where are you from, but here there are a few state buildings that give free classes to people.
They are mainly from companies that give healthcare, and benefits to those who have them like a few discounts in some stores or give educational equipment to your children.
On that note, they give free lessons on the side to people who aren't in that company as public service.
You can learn how to install ACs, or have some knowledge in electric wiring and instalation, or some mechanical skills.
The paid lessons usually are digital design or use of computer programs
>no flag
I don't know where are you from, but here there are a few state buildings that give free classes to people.
They are mainly from companies that give healthcare, and benefits to those who have them like a few discounts in some stores or give educational equipment to your children.
On that note, they give free lessons on the side to people who aren't in that company as public service.
You can learn how to install ACs, or have some knowledge in electric wiring and instalation, or some mechanical skills.
The paid lessons usually are digital design or use of computer programs
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