/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>165114
filly a coot!

>>165114
Oh shit, is it really the third anniversary today?

Desu's down, so I can't check

>>165133
Yes

so, is this the thread we're using now?

>>165136
I guess so

>>165114
happy birthday I guess...?

>Day booze in Equestria
>The interesting thing about brewing something on the sly is finding somewhere to keep it.
>Not just keep it, but keep someone from finding it.
>"So, I understand the maid staff found another bucket of grape juice that had gone bad in your closet."
>Celestia sips at her tea, amusement in her eyes.
"Oh come on! I even clearly labelled this one not to be touched!"
>My hooves crossed as I frowned at the salad in front of me.
>Fucking salad didn't even have any eggs. Or cheese. Or bacon.
>It's like these ponies just don't know what a good salad is like.
>I felt something soft pat atop my head.
>Sliding my gaze over, I saw Celestia giving a tender smile as she patted with her wing, even if there was an undertone of amusement to it.
>"There there, my dearest little pony. I'm sure you'll find a way eventually."
>I gave Celestia a flat look.
"And yet, I doubt you'll do anything to actually prevent the maids from throwing my efforts out."
>"Consider it practice for eventual political talks, Emerald. Getting away with things in treaties without getting caught is a useful skill."
>My eyes narrowed.
"It's Anonymous."
>I felt myself magicked over and wrapped up in the princess's hooves.
>"Not anymore, my Emerald Dawn. The human known as Anonymous disappeared as mysteriously as he arrived. Truly he will be missed."
"That's kinda fucked up, Sunbutt."
>I felt a weight atop my head, accompanied with a melodious giggle.
>The rest of lunch was filled with me being fed and cuddled, much to my frustration and objections.
>And so, my mind settled to planning.

>It had been two days.
>The shadows grew longer as Celestia lowered the sun.
>Outside one of the windows of the castle, a small bottle was lowered down on some string, then secured to one of the supports of the railing on the balcony.
>I was somewhat proud of having tied the knots using only my mouth and a pair of hooves.
"They'll never find it out there..."
>With a nod, I turned to make my escape.
>My daring escape of less than 20 feet, back into the pink hell of my room.
>God I wish they'd let me change the decor.
>Mission accomplished, I flopped onto the bed.
>Apparently, just in the nick of time, as the telltale twinkling sound of magic preceded the door opening.
>Celestia just strolled right on in like she owned the place.
>Well... I guess technically she did.
>"Good evening, Emerald! Already getting ready for bed, I see."
"Geez, you solar spastic. Haven't you ever heard of knocking?"
>A melodious laugh was my only reply as she made her way to my bedside.
>"I finished my duties for the day, and decided to see what you were up to. Perhaps a nice bedtime story would help you get to sleep?"
>She looked so happy as she popped two books that, judging by the covers, were well below my reading level.
>I affixed her with a flat stare, yet her cheerful smile persisted.
"If I wanted a bedtime story, I'd read it myself. ...and I seriously doubt those would keep my interest. Why don't you go pester Twilight about it? She seems like she would enjoy that kind of thing."
>"You would think so, but we stopped such things after she wrote a twenty page report pointing out the flaws in The Pony and the Pauper."
>The happiness dimmed for a moment around the princess, books dipping slightly lower in her magic.
>...
>Shit.
>With a long sigh and kicking myself a bit, I sat up a little.
"Look. This is a bit short notice is all."
>I heard some kind of thump in the direction of the balcony, but I was on a roll.
"Maybe, I dunno... we could set up some time for something like this later. With better reading material, maybe? They're a bit below my age range."
>Fucking sap.
>The princess smiled a bit, nodding lightly.
>She took a breath, then looked slightly puzzled as the thumping took on a more frantic pace.
>"What in Equestria is going on out there?"
"Fuck if I know."
>Celestia's chiding on my language was drowned out by a high pitched "EEEEEE! EEEEEE!" amidst the struggling.
>Just as puzzled, I climbed out of bed and walked toward the door alongside the princess.
>As she opened the doors, it revealed a dark grey pony with leathery wings and dark blue armor.
>It was currently tangled up in impressively strong string against the railing and smelled heavily of fruit and a bit of yeast.
"GOD DAMN IT!"
>I had been so certain.
>But I hadn't factored in the fucking stupidity of some ponies in my plans.
>The bat pony paused in its struggles before Celestia helped free him so he could rush back to his guard post.
>She gave a sympathetic pat on my head with a wing before turning to leave.
>"Better luck next time. Goodnight, Anonymous. Pleasant dreams."

>>165139
great update. hopefully filly doesn't have to resort to thievery

>hooves
Gross!
Maybe someone will eventually wisen up and do more Digigrade / Humanized anonfilly.

>>165146
heresy
hooves are filly's gift to anonkind

>>165146
>Hooves are gross
Wow, what a faggot.

>>165147
This guy gets it

I want to rub those hooves
O-or have my hooves rubbed

>>165139
Filly just isn't allowed to have hobbies.

>>165146
this tbh

>>165139
always glad to see more of this, anon

So a lot of people want to just stay in the other thread until it's gone through. No reason we can't celebrate there.

>>165234
>a lot of people
no, there's just more people screeching about staying

>>165235
It is a lot of people. And they kind of have a point.

I just want to spend today celebrating, not bickering over what thread to use.

>>165237
then just go to the other thread already

>>165238
I don't want people split up over this...

>>165241
Since I can't post it here now

Happy Third Anniversary, everyone!

They want a civil war, they'll fucking get one.

>>165114
Happy Birthday

Seems like only yesterday, filly was all depressed and shit. Ah, good times.

Happy birthday, filly.

>>165375
Yeah...
Honestly, I miss those days. Now, what do we have? Lewd stuff and bland stories.
It just isn't the same.
Good times indeed, but it's true what they say.

You don't know what you got 'till it's gone.

>>165378
Yeah, I don't do fan-service (aka lewd). I don't like to be known for that.

Last time I did that, rape happened.

It was funny how a few didn't like my depiction of it.

>>165385
Heh, yeah I remember that.
Good times indeed...

More bland green comin' atcha
>>164842 →
"I didn't have nearly as many hospital visits on Earth as I have here. Bad may be a bit of an understatement, but I'd be pretty well fucked without you here. I'm happy for that much."
>"Yeah, I am pretty great."
>She poofs a fake pair of devil's horns into existence on her ears before laughing herself off.
>"Well, I'd be lying if I told you I knew everything or even if I told you I knew what the fuck was going on here. If I had taken out that golem I might know more by now..."
>For a few minutes there's only the sound of sloshing water and hooves at work.
>"I... I'll leave those parts to you."
>You feel your cheeks warm up, but you oblige.
"Alright, done."
>"You want me to do your mane and tail?"
"Actually yes, I've been having some issues with this damned ass rope."
>"I had some trouble cleaning my tail as well when I was your age. The trick to cleaning it is to use the side of the tub to get the mass spread, and then to work at building up a good lather with the mane and tail shampoo. I know I used strawberry for your coat, but you can have me use raspberry for it if you want to."
"Variety isn't a bad thing."
>You watch as Twilight demonstrates what she just described.
>"There's also a technique to the mane. I don't know how you're used to doing it with digits, but you need to massage the scalp in an outward motion with your frogs. Sort of cup the suds between your two hooves as you get off of the head and into the rest of the mane... you think you've got that?"
"I think so..."
>"I can show you a few more times if need be, maybe grab a hoof mirror so you can see what I'm doing better."
>She does just that as she gets to work on your mane, only taking a few minutes to finish up.
>"And now the fun part."
>You gasp as you're quickly lifted out of the tub and aggressively toweled off from all directions, leaving your coat, mane and tail a complete mess.
>You glance at Twilight angrily as she alternates between losing her shit laughing at you and telling you how cute you look.
>You don't really enjoy either.
>"Alright, alright. Would you prefer to hold your own with those markings tonight or sleep with me?"
>Input action.

If you are going to make a new thread for 3 year anniversary, make the mods close the other thread or anchor it.

>>165395
Nonsense
Interesting stuff with the mane and tail.

With all the shit that's been going on recently, it might be best to stay with her for the time being.
[1d100 = 6]

>>165396
Nice
Thought those were unowns

shilling:
https://picarto.tv/EaTCarbS

3d faget

>>165610
Eyes look fucked up and creepy, but the rest is good.

>>165610
>>165612
Your contact lenses have arrived.

>>165612
haven't done the eyes yet

>>165616
its gonna look perfect when they get done.

I will be locking this thread till the other thread >>162877 → hits bump limit. As per the request of the rest of the filly folk. Once the other thread hits bump limit please ping me and I will unlock+cycle the thread.

The thread is unlocked

Watch as the Great and Powerful Filly breaks this thread out of its locks! Now, for her next act, she will require an assistant.

>>166771
Huh? What was that?

>>166759 →
I was the last guy to respond, so I'll just link this so we don't lose it.

>>166771
Uh. I'll volunteer?

This is a filly.

This is also a filly.

>>166782
but she is not the filly...

>>166775
Excellent! Now marvel as the Great and Powerful Filly makes this filly's virginity...DISAPPEAR!

This is a fillREEEE.

>>166785
Filly is not ready to lose her virginity

>>166792
Filly was born ready, faggot.

>>166794
Not me. I'll lose it in private when I want

>>166797
God dammit, that's actually quite respectable.

>>166799
Dubs confirm. It's respectable to not be a whore.

>>166800
Dubs confirm that dubs confirm that it's respectable to not be a whore.

>>166802
Been a long time since I've seen that filly.

>>166802
what a boopable filly

>>166805
Don't you dare

>>165375
https://pastebin.com/EvszbydZ
Saving this green from doom if you will...

As the 69th reply, I would like to request art of two fillies 69ing.

>>166773
Better, I'll repost the story so far

Rules are the same, no two responses in a row from the same fag, ten lines or so give or take a few.

>Be filly.
>Bored as fuck.
>Lying in bed.
>Nothing to drink.
>Twilight is out so you can't fuck with her.
>No shit to read.
>You groan as you roll over on your back.
>What the fuck will you do now?

>Minutes pass as you lay there
>Fuck it, you're not going to do this all day
>You get out of bed and trot downstairs
>Twilight may be gone, but you can still fuck with your "babysitter"
"SPIKE!"
>You hear a yelp, and the patter of his feet as he comes running over to you
>"What's wrong? Are you hurt?"
>You roll your eyes
"Entertain me"

>As a wide grin spreads across his face, you start to regret your choice of words.
>"Hey Anon, you want me to give you a few lessons on dragon anatomy?"
"What? Fuck no. That's gay."
>"What with the kind of man you were, I thought you'd want two cocks in you at the same time."
>He licks his chops.

>You step back
"What the fuck, Spike?"
>His grin grows wider as he steps closer
>Oh shit
>You look behind you for an escape
>Heart racing, you turn back once more before making a run for it
>Just in time to see his grin turn to laughter
>…
"You fucking asshole"
>"What? You wanted entertainment"

"N-not cool man, I thought we were bros."
>"What? And I'm not allowed to screw with you?"
"Just don't be such a nigger about it…"
>"If I didn't know any better, that filly body is getting to your head."
"No shit Sherlock… listen, do you want to fuck around all day or actually do something?"

>>166809
>"Have something in mind?"
"Well, uh... I was kind of hoping you would"
>"Uh-huh... Well, Twilight left me with plenty of books to organize, if you want to join in."
>You groan
"I was hoping for something fun"
>He grins
>"Organizing can be fun if you put your mind to it"
>He says in a Twilight impersonation
>You chuckle
"Pass. Want to get out of here and find something to do in town?"

>>166810
>He shrugs.
>"Well, I don't think she expected me to get done what I've done already. We should be clear for a while."
"Perfect. I'm sure if we walk around long enough we'll find something..."
>The two of you weave your way through the network of hallways in the castle, eventually find your way to one of the many entrances.
>The sunlight is almost blinding when the two of you get outside, but Spike appears to have no problems with it so you pretend to not have the eyes of a filthy NEET.
>Squinting, you see the top of something large that wasn't there the last time you went outside.
>"Um, Anon?"

This is kinda cute. Not green, but it's only fair you all know it exists.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/386791/the-circle-of-life

Last pic was venting. I don't know if I pissed any of you off because it didn't get any responses, but please don't take it personally.
>>165395
"I-I wanna sleep with you, but only so you can protect me..."
>"Sure thing slugger, but I know you fucking love it."
"I can neither confirm nor deny those accusations."
>You feel yourself being flipped on your back once again as you are re-dressed.
"God this feels so weird... not like you fucks wear clothes anyways."
>"Yeah, it's not supposed to feel great. It's a punishment.
"-which was an extension of an action that had nothing to do with punishing me."
>"Just grin and bear it, you're cute in it."
"H-hey! Are you implying you could fix the issue?"
>"Who knows? Maybe I'm the one that caused it in the first place."
"Genius deduction, Watson. You turned me into this."
>"Mhm. You know I do actually have a spell that I could use to safely disconnect your tongue, place it in a jar and store it until you stop getting on my nerves. You want me to do that?"
"..."
>"That's what I thought. Keep digging yourself deeper into this hole why don't you, there's always a chance you'll hit water."
"Still better than waking up with it pressed against my crotch."
>You shut your mouth as Twilight's horn glows slightly.
>"Good. One more antagonizing peep out of you and you won't be talking for weeks."
>The two of you walk the rest of the way to her room in silence.
>Twilight is hopping into bed when you strike.
"Twilight?"
>"Yeah?"
>She looks more than a bit peeved.
"I love you..."
>Her expression immediately softens as she lifts you up onto the covers.
>"I love you too munchkin. Ya'know, I'm a little bit worried about the monsters these lab-coats have been sending us."
"T-that's fair..."
>She ignores you.
>"In fact, I've even devised a way to preemptively track their movement patterns."
"Really? That's great!"
>"Yeah. It looks like the next one they're sending is..."
>She pauses for a second, your full attention now on her face.
>"The tickle monster!"
>Too late you feel the four telekinetic contacts pinning your legs to the bed as Twilight viciously attacks you.
>"N-no! Stop!"
>You're giggling like a madman.
>"The tickle monster knows no reason. It cannot be bargained with, and it will not stop until you are thoroughly tickled!"
>At this point she shifts over from her forehooves to her wings.
"S-seriously, stop! Heh heh heh..."
>"What's that? The tickle monster can't hear you over all the ruckus."
"Purple! S-stop!"
>"I'm not doing anything! This is the tickle monster's doing, Anon."
"I know no greater pain than this..."
>After a few more experimental methods of ruthless torture, the 'tickle monster' finally decides it's had enough for the night.
>As you nestle into Twilight's waiting embrace, you realize how tiring the events of today were.
>Not to mention downright tragic...
>You're really happy you chose to go with Twilight though.
>You don't think there'd be two attacks in a single day, but you're not sure if these fucks follow any sort of rhyme or reason.
>In any case, you drift into a deep sleep.
>"I can't believe you. Really, I can't."
>Input action.

>>166816
Kek

Ask what her words of wisdom are for tonight
[1d100 = 27]

We need more interactions between filly and the mom 65.

>>166856
Yes

>6

>>166856
thanks anon, i hadnt saved this pic

I have been sent from the future to post Halloween images in August.

>>166878
That's a cute filly

Especially the hoof

>>166878
Careful, filly. That might look like a Snickers bar, but it's actually a bomb.

>>166918
Nice! Still not sure who the mare is, though

>>166920
me neither
im just posting them

Methinks this is a good thread to raid...
https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/32828245

>>166934
>Not even three posts in and it's shitty pop culture references
/mlp/ gets worse and worse everytime I look at it.

>>166934
Time to filly

For those of you wondering, Reuben is still in the other thread being a dumbass for no particular reason.

>>166956
That explains why it's dead here.

>>166956

We really are supposed to be continuing the threads to 800 posts. Regardless, I need to catch up on a few stories.

>>166960
I'd rather see either a new thread at the bump limit or when the previous thread hits page 2. Not sure why it's supposed to be at 800.

>>166961

We were originally going to keep to one thread until it died, but apparently some people have slow computers that can't handle thousands of posts. We decided 800 was the number of posts we could all be able to handle before things started getting laggy. All subsequent threads have continued on to a bare minimum of 800 posts to maximize the amount of content in each thread without having people unable to load the thread.

I honestly see no problem with sticking with tradition for tradition's sake. Anyways, I'm gonna go update my pastebin and come up with a recap. Might not have an update tonight since I've got bullshit to deal with outside of this.

>>166962
>I honestly see no problem with sticking with tradition for tradition's sake.
And I do when tradition holds us back for no other reason than its own.

Recap!

Pastebin Part 1: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G
Pastebin Part 2: https://pastebin.com/CuNuktSQ

>You are Anonymous, a cute green filly that's been on quite a few adventures.
>Though you were born a human, you one day woke up in a body that wasn't yours, in an early version of Equestria.
>You're not alone in this, and in fact, you're supposed to save the world from changelings alongside Twilight Sparkle, Lyra Heartstrings, Blossomforth, Coco Pommel, and Daring Do, all of whom are in the same ex-human boat as you.
>To be honest, you're not so sure about Daring, however. She did some pretty fucked up things to you in a time loop you just got out of.
>In fact, you've recently learned she was in jail back on Earth, and not really in any mood to head back.
>Regardless, you've recently received a premonition that Celestia's going to be turned to stone.
>You've also found out that there's a clone of you running around Equestria somewhere, likely around Dodge Junction if Pinkie Pie's predictions can be trusted.
>Right now, you are in the woods with Daring, Twilight, and Pinkie Pie, having just found out that you could catch a train to Dodge if you hurry back to Ponyville.

>>166962
I understand where you're coming from, and I think it should have been talked about more before it happened so suddenly. This whole thing has been a mess. Thank you for coming over here. Hopefully we can put this all behind us.

>>166986
I for one think the anniversary was fitting for filly, full of salt, swearing and ruined by autism. Couldn't have gone more perfectly.

>>166992
Hmm... You've got a point, there.

>>166992
Yeah, and you were one of the fags ruining it, so shut your fucking trap.

>>166999
>There is only one australian on this website
Man, fuck off.

>>167000
Both of you were.

>>167001
>Only one australian!
>O-Only two!
You're the one ruining the thread now.

>>167002
Back when there were ids for this thread I only saw two aussie ids, and I've never seen an action since giving formidible evidence that there are more than that. There may be more aussies on this site, but I remain convinced that only two post in these threads.

Posting a feel while I distract from cleaning the house.

>>167009
>You tried to get the filth out of your fur as best you could, but without running water it proved impossible.
>You followed spots of blood until whoever's wound it was clotted.
>You had a choice now.
>Continue forward, or to the left.
>...
>It's always left.
>"S-stay back! I have a knife!"
"I'm not going to hurt you."
>"What the fuck happened?"
"I don't know. What can I call you?"
>"Anon..."
"You fucktard, that's my name too."
>"Nonny?"
"Oh, so you're an abusefag now?"
>"Fuck off! Why do you get to be Anon anyways?"
"Because I can save your ass. Now come on, that knife will do us a lot of good..."

>>167005
I-I didn't ask for this feel...

>>167005
Wingless Flutters best flutters.

>>167037
>>167005
Cannot unsee.

>>167005
>>167037
Aaaaaaaaaand now it's ruined.

>>167037
Kek

>>167001
Three

I live for some god aweful reason. Here's more of my terrible story. (And soon another story cause why not?)
https://pastebin.com/edit/aKP25Jn7 if you want to catch up.
>You moved your head towards the source to find the kid from yesterday approaching you with her entourage.
>”I think League's stupidity is contagious, cause now your just a bigger idiot than her.”
>You paid little attention at the fake laughter of her quote unquote friends.
>Moving to check on League, as a sky blue aura wrapped around you, followed by the numbing sensation.
>God damn magic.
>She rotated you around to face her, a smug grin on her face.
>”Well look at this girls. She’s just as a big of an idiot as League is, maybe bigger.”
>Her posy giggled as they each mentioned your level of idiocy.
>You didn't pay them much attention as you focused on aiming your shot.
>There was only one way you could escape by yourself from her magical grip.
>Sucking air through your nose, pulling your tongue back, and extending your neck.
>You fired.
>Your shot hit just below her horn.
>The enjoyment of hitting this snobby brat was short lived as she dropped you.
>Running into the school, as she screamed.
>”Ew, ew, ew, ew!”

>Catching yourself, you allow for a small giggle yourself before you turn back to check on League.
>Turning around you find her looking towards the school.
>A look of both disgust and laughter were on League's face.
>Once she looked towards you, it broke out in laughter.
>”That was gross Anon.”
“Well I didn't have much choice. Getting out of a unicorn's magic isn't easy.”
>”Yay, but to spit on her?”
“Works with Twilight.”
>Well the first time anyway.
“Now are you ok?”
>League looked confused.
>”Yeah?”
“Just wanted to make su…”
>A couple of teeth just fell out.
>League stared at the fallen teeth, as you raise a hoof to your mouth.
>Pain emerged as your hoof made contact.
>People were speaking around you, but you couldn’t focus on any of them.
>You awaken to a soft bed and a sore mouth.
>Flashes of a scared League, concerned Cheerilee and Twilight, along with bright lights swim inside your head.
>As you yawned, the soreness turned to numbness.
>How long were you out for?
>Couldn't have been long, your body wasn't stiff or needed to stretch.
>Your stomach churned as the world spun around you.
>What did you eat?
>It was worse than shit, whatever it was.

>As the world returned you realized that this was your room in Twilight’s castle.
>Weren’t you just at school?
>Yeah you were, you can recall Little League, that unicorn brat, and the fucking seesaw.
>Just the memory of it triggered pain inside your jaw...shit your teeth.
>Getting out of bed was a mistake as you soon laid curled up on the floor.
>Your stomach doing donuts, and your brain melting out of your ears.
>What the hell happened while you were out?
>Time eluded you as you laid in your ball, the world made solely of yourself.
>You had been sick before, both on Earth, and Equestria, but this was something else.
>Your body wasn’t just trying to get rid of something.
>It was trying to escape it.
>You felt the need to vomit, but couldn’t actually do it.
>Your eyes rolled into the back of your head, and your mouth felt like cotton.
>Soon you felt yourself being lifted back onto your bed.
>Who it was you couldn’t tell, but you could feel them laying next to you as you tried to regain a foothold back into reality.

>>167052
You linked the edit page dumbdumb.
And nonsense, good to see you're back here and could get mlpol to not fuck up your browser.

>>167061
those are some qt fillies

>>166805
>>166806
BOOP OUTTA FUCKIN NOWHERE

>>167052
https://pastebin.com/aKP25Jn7
FTFY

>>167061
Ree he didn't F1 on pic 3

>>167052
Oh hey, welcome back!
Nice update

>>167061
Cute fillies

>>167073
You monster

>learn how to paint
>don't paint it for a few days
>forget everything
Holy shit, being a dumb filly must be suffering.

>>167086
Rip. Good sketch though

>>167086
I want to nurse the sick filly back to health.

>>167086
While you're here, would you mind doing a filly of this at some point?

You're going to really need to hoof it if you want to make it back to Ponyville on time. Or perhaps literally winging it might be a better idea, in case Daring left any more traps around the forest for you to accidentally step into. Taking into account that you'd rather not step into a bear trap the next time around, you fly as fast as you can towards your friends and attempt to lift them up without warning.

"NoTimeToExplainHaveToGoBackToPonyvilleNowComeWithMeIfYouWantToLive!"

You're not really used to moving or speaking that fast, but it seems to have grabbed your friends' attention, as Twilight and Daring take to the air with you.

>"Slow down, Anon. What's going on?"

>"Yeah, what's the big idea mate?"

"We need to catch a train to Dodge Junction to stop my clone."

Twilight sighs and starts to slow down, prompting you to as well. It was probably for the better, as your speed was not really sustainable without some sort of burst of adrenaline.

>"Really Anon, do you actually know if she's there? Or are you just going based on where Pinkie thinks she might be?"

"Has Pinkie ever been wrong?"

>"Okay, fair, but I still don't think it's something to rush into on the drop of a hat. Speaking of which, if you want to keep flying the way back, I'm going to need you to stop so I can re-cast the spell. I'm pretty sure these wings can only take so much abuse."

"Alright, fine."

You stop for a moment as Twilight begins working her magic once again, letting your wings rejuvenate. Though you hadn't noticed the state of your wings before, feeling them return to a pristine state is almost like stepping into a warm bath after spending all day in the snow. Really, you ought to do this more often.

As this is happening, Daring Do finally manages to catch up with you after having lagged behind for a while. She does not seem rather pleased with your excuse.

>"Okay, I get that I'm supposed to help you two save Equestria or whatever, but why do you have to drag me off for a simple clone problem? Can't I just go back to my shack until you need me to stomp on the old commie bug queen?"

>>167095
"Go enjoy clopping to hoof-drawn pictures of kangaroos."
[1d100 = 80]

>>167098
Cute

>>167101
>>167102
Good work

>>167095
"Because something-something-friendship lesson. Because if we can't learn to work together now we'll just get our asses kicked later. And because if we're going to capture and/or beat up this bug, I'd much rather have the outback survivalist by my side than not." [1d100 = 78]

>>166324 →
>You can't help but break out into a quick smile, before your face droops again in front of the head mare.
>Though the expression on this Anon...
>It doesn't look so friendly.
>You're put in a seat before the head mare, who makes sure to give you a stern glance before turning to the Anon.
>Swallowing the lump in your throat, you watch him step forward after a short nod.
>"So... what's your name?"
"I-I... A-Anon, sir."
>The mare narrows her eyes behind him, and your body snaps up straighter in response.
>"Anon, huh? Of course it is..."
>He slowly walks around your chair.
>You can feel his eyes just, slithering over every inch of your body.
>Your tail instinctively wraps around one side of your flank, and the mare's look darkens.
>F-fuck, you're getting beaten for sure.
>Well, it's been a while since the last, you can say that, at least...
>"Well, Anon... Are you a good filly?"
>The air around you feels thin.
>A bit of your mane hangs over your face, and your confidence starts to crumble.
>Not that you had much to begin with, but you had hope...
"Y-yes, sir."
>He pauses, and just watches you.
>Eyes shaking, you try to keep it forward, and past the angry eyes of the head mare.
>The silence is deafening.
>"...I'll take her."
>She perks up.
>"Oh, splendid! Now, if you'll just hand me the payment-"
>He grabs a big bag from a table nearby and places it on her desk with a loud chink.
>"Oh, my, this'll do!"
>Hopping out of her chair, she makes her way to a another room nearby, then comes out with a tiny ass cage, barely any bigger than you are.
>She places it on the desk.
>"Free of charge, I hope you have a nice day, sir!"
>"Why thank you, I most certainly will."
>He picks it up and opens it, before placing it on the ground before you.
>As your heart sinks and your stomach churns, you slowly walk into your own enslavement.
>This shit's not what you signed up for back home.
>Not at all...
>Tail tucked and head down, you sit hunched over just to be able to fit.
>As your mind wanders, and you gaze around the cage, you don't notice the blanket being thrown over you.
>You're suddenly lifted up, as the sound of footsteps and the view of his slacks and shoes moving on the ground beneath you are all you're able to experience.
>Well...
>Might as well try to rest while you can.
>It doesn't seem like this'll be a very fun ride...

>>167219
Uh oh. Go on faggot. This is good shit.

>>167219
I am scared but intrigued.

>>167094
>While you're here
I'm here everyday.

>>167236
i want your foals you glorious faggot

>>165114
Just thought I'd let you all know over on 4/mu/ the mods are just gone. Were having a black bbw porn/barneyfag thread.

/mu/thread/82313074

>>167236
Good filly

>>167242
Rip thread

>>167251
eventually someone started posting pony porn and it all went downhill from there

I should have done just that Lyra puking edit but is nice to draw fillies.

>>167095

It's one thing for Daring to be a criminal with a potentially ambiguous definition of the word consent. In a way, you've partially come to accept that. Not completely, but just enough that you're willing to work with her. It's another thing, of course, for her to be a metaphorical pain in the ass on top of being a literal pain in the ass. From the day you met her in the time loop, she has shown no desire to be around any other ponies, whether they be other ex-humans like her, or relatively normal ponies like Pinkie Pie. For someone whom you are apparently supposed to weaponize friendship with against a potentially world-ending adversary, she sure doesn't seem to understand the concept of what a "friend" is. If ever there were a pony to test your patience, it would be this one, and yet she has to be dealt with.

You sigh and take a deep breath for the lecture you are going to need to deliver to her stubborn plot.

"Look, Daring. If I'm going to let you spend all of your days living like a hermit in that fucking shack of yours, we're all going to die. The second we need you to cooperate, you'll be unable to perform because you don't know how to play well with others. The weapons we're supposed to use together are called the Elements of Harmony. By definition, they require users who are, well, in harmony with one another. And right now, I don't think that's going to be possible because your anti-social ass can't be bothered to even make one friend. But you know what? I don't even care. Go ahead and go home, and enjoy clopping your cunt off to some hoof-drawn pictures of kangaroos. When the commissar comes to your door and demands you share your house with a bunch of changelings who want to feed on you, you don't get to complain, because your lazy ass couldn't even bother with a simple friendship lesson."

There is a pregnant pause as Daring tries to process all of what you just said.

>"Well jeez, you don't have to act like such a bitch about it."

Without warning, Twilight smacks her across the face with her hoof.

>>167261
>Mfw ptfg
10/10, made me post in this cursed thread, well done

And since im already posting...
>>166811
"What is it?"
>"You sure you dont want to...well..."
>He kept staring at your body, wondering if he should even ask about it
>Raising an eyebrow, you looked at your legs and immediately saw what he was talking about
>You were still in your pajamas
>Who can blame you? They re comfy
>But it would definitely be weird to go out in them
>If only you had enough skill to take it off with your own hooves
>But no magic, no grip
>One day you ll avenge yourself against purple for this hell
>Wait, Spike has thumbs, but should you...?
>Its not like he d be undressing you for other purposes
>Though with the way both of you joked before, you dont know how he would take that request
>You re brought out of your thoughts with a loud snap coming off right in front of your face
>You scrunch at Spike as he retreates his claws, crossing his arms and staring straight at your eyes
>"Penny for your thoughts?"
>

>>167262
1) Now its our time!
Proceed to >Rape Daring
[1d100 = 74]

Or...
2) Say something about not understanding why women have this need to slap everyone they meet, then boop Twilight
[1d100 = 96]

>>167262
Shout out a sharp "Diana!", and give her a firm look of "That. Isn't. Helping." while making it as sympathetic as we can. [1d100 = 5]

>>167273
Boost

>>167277
[1d100 = 67]

fug forgot the roll

>>167278
Double fug. Holy shit I'm fucking retarded, the boost was for telling Diana she's not helping.

>>167262
"What'd you do that for?" [1d100 = 75]

>>167057
I don't trust it. I'm certian my computer will soon explode or something.

>>167052

>The world is black.
>A cold, heartless abyss that drains you of warmth.
>Silence fills you as even your breathing is silent.
>Movement is impossible, yet possible.
>Your hands move to find some source of solid, liquid, hell a gas even.
>Something other than this darkness….wait hands?
>Not just hands, but feet, and legs, even a real nose.
>As you try to move to confirm these things, you are reminded how motionless you truly are.
>No matter how hard you try to bring your hands to your face, or move your legs in a swimming fashion.
>They do not respond.
>Instead they continue to feel out for something else, something you can not see.
>Focusing on your left arm, you try to bend it towards you, either through force of will, or magic.
>Magic…
>At the thought of it, the world became a bit brighter.
>Magic…
>Your body screamed in terror, limbs moving to cover you.
>Magic…

>Your eyes spring open like a jack in the box.
>Though you could see, the world did not seem real.
>You were out of breathe.
>Where you in a fight?
>Kinda, you think.
>You remember, what do you remember?
>This wasn’t your room, was it?
>Yes, yes it was.
>This is your room inside of the castle.
>Castle?
>You don’t recall visiting any castles before….Twilight.
>Your breathing picked up pace as you started to remember what happened.
>What you lost.
>Who you lost.
>Soon your eyes were flooded with tears, with you being unable to hold them back.
>Rolling over you see Twilight laying next to you, deep in slumber.
>Scooching closer, you bury your face into her chest.

>You were surprised at how long you had slept with Anon.
>It was dark when you woke up, probably early morning.
>You had brought Anon some soup, when you found her, urm him, curled up on the floor.
>After lifting him up, you saw that he was in pain, but you couldn’t tell from what.
>Colgate had repaired his teeth thanks to one of Zecora’s potions, and the pain reducing spell wasn’t anything too complicated.
>You just couldn’t figure it out.
>Anon wasn’t one to overreact to things.
>After all, you found him in the Castle of the Two Sisters, doing alright for himself.
>Outside of hygiene that is.
>Yet you couldn’t think of any reason of why he looked to be in so much pain.
>Even though that had consumed most of your thoughts before you slept, it’s no what woke you.
>That was Anon, as he pushed himself into your chest.
>It caused you to jump a bit.
>Did he want you off the bed?
>No, he didn’t push you that hard.
>Soon the sound of him trying to stifle tears emerged as your chest got wet.
>You wrapped your hooves around Anon, and pulled him a bit closer.
>You should say something, but what?
>What could you possible say to him?
>As Anon continued to cry, you wrapped your free wing around.
>If you couldn’t think of anything to say, you could at least keep him company

>>167353
I feel.

>>167406
neat

>>167389
I apologize if my writing has gotten you ill

>>167411
No u. Keep going, faggot. I need to know what happens next for reasons.

>>167347
Those are some cute fillies

>>167219
Oh fuck

>>167347
So many fillies, damn. Thanks to whoever's doing these. They're really cute.

>>167262

"Yo, is there a reason why women feel the need to slap everyone they meet?"

Twilight shrugs.

>"What's the phrase you guys always use? Talk shit, get hit?"

"Diana, there is a time and a place for everything, and this clearly isn't helping. The goal is that we all become friends, not enemies."

A cheeky smile appears on Daring's face.

>"Well I don't know about that. How do you know I'm not a masochist, huh? Maybe this 'Diana' chick ought to hit me again. Give me a clean one right in the jaw. Or, no, no, better idea - slap my ass and call me Sheilah."

Twilight is trying her hardest not to cringe as she shoves her hoof into her forehead.

>"I curse whatever version of me told you my real name in that time loop."

>"Diana, didn't you say like a few minutes ago that Anon was a psychic or whatever? Wouldn't she have found out sooner or later anyways?"

She pauses, somewhat dumbfounded as she stares into her hooves.

>"Everything is meaningless and none of my secrets are safe unless I can trust my future self not to screw up and admit something stupid while I'm drunk. Oh God, what a world you have cursed me with."

Daring bursts into laughter.

>"Oh man, maybe I should stick around anyways, just to screw with you two."

asdfgh

>>167442
The eyes tell a tale more shivering than any that Lone could come up with

>>167442
Holy shit, calm yourself.

>>167444
Heh.

>>167263
"Yeah, I should take these off. It's just... I'm not so good with hooves yet."
>"You really need to practice more, you know."
>You look at him expectantly, kicking your hoof
>"Oh. I see where this is going. Just know I'm not going to clean you up, too."
"I-I didn't! Not last night..."
>"Uh huh. Let's just get this over with."
>The two of you walk back into the castle
>He pulls the legs of your pajama tops down so you can lift your hooves out of them, before pulling them up over your head
>He drops your shorts, and with two rips, all your pajamas are on the floor
>You kick them over into a pile to pick up when you get back
"T-thanks"
>"Don't mention it..."
>You both walk out the door of the castle, the breeze cool against your exposed body

>>167444
First of all, rood.
Second of all, check'd.

>>167449
>You decide to head toward the tall structures you saw earlier.
>Walking to the edge of Ponyville, the two of you soon come across a merry assortment of ponies in booths selling tickets, candy, food and chances at likely unwinnable games.
>You almost laugh aloud as you see the wooden Ferris Wheel, towering over the rest of the lot.
>"Well, Twilight did give me some pocket cash to spend in case you got hungry..."
"Fuck yeah, let's do this. Where to first?"

>>167441
"Soon China shall have ALL your secrets! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!" [1d100 = 34]

>>167347
>image 3
Filly is not happy meeting Chaddy Daddy

>>167347
I love how you can portray feeling in a story without any dialogue at all.

>>167441
Stick around on the train. Better hurry.
[1d100 = 81]

>>167492
Kek

>>167500
>China
Ouch

>>167506
Looks like she's high

>>167508
>>167512
Time to jump in front of a fast-moving rickshaw.

>>167512
I can't draw eyes. They were supposed to be something completely different...

>>167506
stoner filly

>>167572
*stoner poner

Edit.

>>167571
I feel you. What was the emotion you were going for?

>>167575
...Bored. But then when dreamworks face showed up, I just went with it.

>>167577
Ah. I think having the eyebrows slant outward gives a sense of relaxation. This with the smile may be why she looks like she's high.

Could try having the eyebrows more level and a more neutral mouth

Tired filly is tired...

>>167574
>>167579
You need some candy, filly.

>>167580
Thanks...
I really needed that (You)

>>167441

"Well, hopefully you'll stick around when we get on the train. In the mean time though, we need to hurry."

>"Yeah yeah, hold your horses. If I'm staying with you now, I'll stay with you on the train."

>"You know, there's a certain irony in saying 'hold your horses' when we're all pretty much horses now."

"Ponies, Twi. We're ponies."

Twilight rolls her eyes as the three of you begin to pick up the pace, this time not so fast as to jeopardize the integrity of your wings.

You manage to make it back to Ponyville in decent time. The train to Dodge does not appear to have pulled into the station yet, leaving you a little bit of time to screw around if you wanted to. You're pretty sure many of your friends are still in class, however.

What will you do?

>>167584
stake out the area, see if we can cut off that cunt before the train even shows
[1d100 = 95]

>>167588
One of the first things I'd do as a filly would be to play with my hooves.

Or another filly's hooves

>>167587
Holy shit, this drawfag is pumping out filly. Love it

>>167589
Blatant lies

>>167591
Same, tbh. Not long after, I would be playing with her other body parts~

Edited this to make the foals actually foal-sized

>>167594
W-wew~
Wanna explore each other's filly bodies?

Good fillies.

>>167597
This is it lads, it's over for us. We had a nice ride... Ask purple to kill us since we're now an invalid.
[1d100 = 48]

>>167597
Wait, what the hell was that about? As far as I'm aware, nobody died between this and the last dream segment.

>>167601
…
https://pastebin.com/sGSfXRXL
>You see a slight smile flash across her lips as her broken wings flutter a bit with that.
>Large tears fill your eyes as hers slowly glaze over and close.

>>167605
I'm well aware. But there was a dream segment after that that already covered it.

>"I suspect you'll be paying more attention in the future."
"If you weren't so fucking cryptic one of my friends would still be alive."

Alright, I fucked it up. Next update tomorrow night maybe.

>>167607
Okay, hope to see it then.

>>167610
It won't be nearly as good as what I typed up tonight, but hopefully it'll at least make some fucking sense. Jesus fuck I'm retarded.

>>167597
Jesus you just love hurting fillies don't you?

>>167618
wtf why delet?

>>167611
if the outcome will be the same, will my roll still count?

Okay I lied. Probably gonna screw up more with this, but I couldn't be bothered to come up with anything else at the moment.
>>166816
"Wha? Who the hell are you?"
>"Has so much time passed that thine subjects do not know us by voice?"
"I tried all I could..."
>"And you failed. We will not have this."
"I-I..."
>"..."
"You're right..."
>"You do know we have complete control over your mind in this state, do you not?"
>Your hoof starts to grow warm.
>"We could... make you actually feel something."
>Your body starts to itch, almost uncomfortably so.
>You start scratching at what you can with your hooves, but they do little to help.
>The itching dies down and you sigh in relief.
"O-okay Faggot, I get the idea."
>You feel your skull impacted with the force of a wrecking ball.
>The force of it sends you reeling onto your back.
>"Ah, thank you for your inspiration."
>Your organs slowly begin to light up with anguish, one by one.
>First your cecum bursts, causing you to cry out in both shock and horror.
>After that, various sharp implements can be felt entering your large intestine.
>Your small intestine follows.
>One by one, each major organ in your body is inflicted a different kind of intense pain.
>You simply sob quietly, covering your barrel in a desperate attempt to stave off the psychic attack that is being inflicted upon you.
>Finally, it ends with your heart receiving some sort of corrosive treatment.
>"I know what you're thinking. 'Why didn't we save me from my your night terrors before?' Twilight may have been merciful, but where she fails we do not. Goodbye."
>You're awoken by a very real glass of water poured over your head.
>"Fucking finally, that's the ten-"
"Aaaaaargh!"
>"Calm down. What's the issue here?"
"E-everything hurts..."
>Twilight looks at you, clearly confused.
"P-please Twilight, make it stop..."
>"Alright, alright... hold your horses."
>She rushes out of the room.
>The fifteen minutes (you count the seconds) it takes her to get back are pure anguish.
>By that point your larynx is completely exhausted from screaming.
>"Alright, I have the solution."
>A quick flash of Twilight's horn later and you feel...
>Nothing.
>You try to move your neck to look up at her, but it simply doesn't respond.
"T-twilight? What the fuck did you-"
>"Oh Celestia..."
"What the fuck did you do to-"
>"There's no reversal spell listed."
>Input action?

>>167616
Wew

Wait, is filly masturbating in the first one?
kinky

>Last
Filly gonna get cuddled

>>167621
Yeah, fuck it. I'm cruel, but making you re-roll is something only a black-hearted monster would do.

>>167619
What are you talking about? I never make mistakes, ha ha ha...

>>167624
thanks m8, you're a pretty cool guy.

>>167628
>Not embracing the darkness and destroying filly.
You have failed the test.

>>167630
You didn't buy the dlc? I thought you of all people would've invested in that...

>>167622
Okay, I'm still confused. Should we know who this is? What does filly mean that she tried all she could, in this version?

>>167622
>>167633
So I'm guessing it's Luna. But where did this come from? What did filly fail? Why does filly seem to know what's going on?

Also
>Why didn't we save me from my your night terrors before?

>You sat astride Twilight outside the diner, ignoring the urge to say "Giddyup"
>"Are you ready?" she asks, turning her head to look at you
"Yep." you answered, fear rising relative to your excitement
>"Alright, hold on."
>What do you think I'm doing bitch?
>Twilight begins flapping her wings gently, taking off vertically
>At about 10 feet she switches to a forward velocity with an upward angle
>You clutch tighter to her neck as she accelerates, capping out at 15 mph and circling over Fillydelphia at a few hundred feet (Eurocucks GTFO)
>This was a revolutionary moment for you
>The gentle woosh you felt in your oversized ears was one of the most beautiful things you had ever heard
>The feel of the wind blowing across your fur and through your mane
>The moon lighting the lantern-illuminated town below, with ponies the size of mice
>"Having fun Anon?"
"Yeah!" you answered back, knowing that she'd do this more often with your verbal excitement
>You felt so free up here, unbounded by gravity
>Even if you weren't going very fast, you wanted this.
>Fuck being an earth pony, if Twiggles can get wings so can you
>…But why stop there?

>>167654
>You can feel a warm surge cross your body, undoubtedly some heathen witchcraft
>Twilight begins to slow down, eventually descending onto a cloud
>She seemed to stand on it as a surface rather than levitating in space
>Purple floats you off of her back, and you kick your legs out against her magic in fear
>She just smiles and gently rests you onto the cloud, and you find yourself sitting on the pillowy surface
>Apparently pegasi could do this, although how was beyond you
>Looking over, you see Twilight laying on her side, and she raised a wing in invitation, giving you that same lovey-dovey smile that rarely meant anything good
>"You're welcome to join me."
>Something often forgotten in stories – it was cold up in the sky, as you were fully exposed to the wind and further away from reflected heat off of the earth's surface
>Plus it was getting darker
>You scooch over to her position, careful to avoid the edge
>Snuggling up against her warm frame, she lowers a wing over you, blocking the wind and covering you like a blanket
>You rub your cheek against her fur, appreciating her softness
>She leans her head down and plants a gentle kiss on your scalp
>In the process, you catch a whiff of her familiar scent
>Odd that you recognized it so easily, it's not like you snuggled up to her TOO much
>Whatever.
>Neither of you talk, just appreciating the other's presence
>Slowly the cloud underneath the both of you warmed up a little bit
>comfy.png