This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..
>Any archive of photos or stories?
Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit
>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt, so you can have your green to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
>What the fuck Nueve? It was under bump limit and everything!
Shh... you'll upset the birthday girl.
Old-mare Thread: >>162877 →
>>165114Oh shit, is it really the third anniversary today?
Desu's down, so I can't check
so, is this the thread we're using now?
>>165114happy birthday I guess...?
>Day booze in Equestria
>The interesting thing about brewing something on the sly is finding somewhere to keep it.
>Not just keep it, but keep someone from finding it.
>"So, I understand the maid staff found another bucket of grape juice that had gone bad in your closet."
>Celestia sips at her tea, amusement in her eyes.
"Oh come on! I even clearly labelled this one not to be touched!"
>My hooves crossed as I frowned at the salad in front of me.
>Fucking salad didn't even have any eggs. Or cheese. Or bacon.
>It's like these ponies just don't know what a good salad is like.
>I felt something soft pat atop my head.
>Sliding my gaze over, I saw Celestia giving a tender smile as she patted with her wing, even if there was an undertone of amusement to it.
>"There there, my dearest little pony. I'm sure you'll find a way eventually."
>I gave Celestia a flat look.
"And yet, I doubt you'll do anything to actually prevent the maids from throwing my efforts out."
>"Consider it practice for eventual political talks, Emerald. Getting away with things in treaties without getting caught is a useful skill."
>My eyes narrowed.
"It's Anonymous."
>I felt myself magicked over and wrapped up in the princess's hooves.
>"Not anymore, my Emerald Dawn. The human known as Anonymous disappeared as mysteriously as he arrived. Truly he will be missed."
"That's kinda fucked up, Sunbutt."
>I felt a weight atop my head, accompanied with a melodious giggle.
>The rest of lunch was filled with me being fed and cuddled, much to my frustration and objections.
>And so, my mind settled to planning.
>It had been two days.
>The shadows grew longer as Celestia lowered the sun.
>Outside one of the windows of the castle, a small bottle was lowered down on some string, then secured to one of the supports of the railing on the balcony.
>I was somewhat proud of having tied the knots using only my mouth and a pair of hooves.
"They'll never find it out there..."
>With a nod, I turned to make my escape.
>My daring escape of less than 20 feet, back into the pink hell of my room.
>God I wish they'd let me change the decor.
>Mission accomplished, I flopped onto the bed.
>Apparently, just in the nick of time, as the telltale twinkling sound of magic preceded the door opening.
>Celestia just strolled right on in like she owned the place.
>Well... I guess technically she did.
>"Good evening, Emerald! Already getting ready for bed, I see."
"Geez, you solar spastic. Haven't you ever heard of knocking?"
>A melodious laugh was my only reply as she made her way to my bedside.
>"I finished my duties for the day, and decided to see what you were up to. Perhaps a nice bedtime story would help you get to sleep?"
>She looked so happy as she popped two books that, judging by the covers, were well below my reading level.
>I affixed her with a flat stare, yet her cheerful smile persisted.
"If I wanted a bedtime story, I'd read it myself. ...and I seriously doubt those would keep my interest. Why don't you go pester Twilight about it? She seems like she would enjoy that kind of thing."
>"You would think so, but we stopped such things after she wrote a twenty page report pointing out the flaws in The Pony and the Pauper."
>The happiness dimmed for a moment around the princess, books dipping slightly lower in her magic.
>...
>Shit.
>With a long sigh and kicking myself a bit, I sat up a little.
"Look. This is a bit short notice is all."
>I heard some kind of thump in the direction of the balcony, but I was on a roll.
"Maybe, I dunno... we could set up some time for something like this later. With better reading material, maybe? They're a bit below my age range."
>Fucking sap.
>The princess smiled a bit, nodding lightly.
>She took a breath, then looked slightly puzzled as the thumping took on a more frantic pace.
>"What in Equestria is going on out there?"
"Fuck if I know."
>Celestia's chiding on my language was drowned out by a high pitched "EEEEEE! EEEEEE!" amidst the struggling.
>Just as puzzled, I climbed out of bed and walked toward the door alongside the princess.
>As she opened the doors, it revealed a dark grey pony with leathery wings and dark blue armor.
>It was currently tangled up in impressively strong string against the railing and smelled heavily of fruit and a bit of yeast.
"GOD DAMN IT!"
>I had been so certain.
>But I hadn't factored in the fucking stupidity of some ponies in my plans.
>The bat pony paused in its struggles before Celestia helped free him so he could rush back to his guard post.
>She gave a sympathetic pat on my head with a wing before turning to leave.
>"Better luck next time. Goodnight, Anonymous. Pleasant dreams."
>>165139great update. hopefully filly doesn't have to resort to thievery
>hooves
Gross!
Maybe someone will eventually wisen up and do more Digigrade / Humanized anonfilly.
>>165146heresy
hooves are filly's gift to anonkind
>>165146>Hooves are grossWow, what a faggot.
>>165147This guy gets it
I want to rub those hooves
O-or have my hooves rubbed
>>165139Filly just isn't allowed to have hobbies.
>>165139always glad to see more of this, anon
So a lot of people want to just stay in the other thread until it's gone through. No reason we can't celebrate there.
>>165234>a lot of peopleno, there's just more people screeching about staying
>>165235It is a lot of people. And they kind of have a point.
I just want to spend today celebrating, not bickering over what thread to use.
>>165237then just go to the other thread already
>>165238I don't want people split up over this...
>>165241Since I can't post it here nowHappy Third Anniversary, everyone!
>the same amount of new posts in both threads since I last checked
They want a civil war, they'll fucking get one.
Seems like only yesterday, filly was all depressed and shit. Ah, good times.
Happy birthday, filly.
>>165375Yeah...
Honestly, I miss those days. Now, what do we have? Lewd stuff and bland stories.
It just isn't the same.
Good times indeed, but it's true what they say.
You don't know what you got 'till it's gone.
>>165378Yeah, I don't do fan-service (aka lewd). I don't like to be known for that.
Last time I did that, rape happened.
It was funny how a few didn't like my depiction of it.
>>165385Heh, yeah I remember that.
Good times indeed...
More bland green comin' atcha>>164842 →"I didn't have nearly as many hospital visits on Earth as I have here. Bad may be a bit of an understatement, but I'd be pretty well fucked without you here. I'm happy for that much."
>"Yeah, I am pretty great.">She poofs a fake pair of devil's horns into existence on her ears before laughing herself off.>"Well, I'd be lying if I told you I knew everything or even if I told you I knew what the fuck was going on here. If I had taken out that golem I might know more by now...">For a few minutes there's only the sound of sloshing water and hooves at work.>"I... I'll leave those parts to you.">You feel your cheeks warm up, but you oblige."Alright, done."
>"You want me to do your mane and tail?""Actually yes, I've been having some issues with this damned ass rope."
>"I had some trouble cleaning my tail as well when I was your age. The trick to cleaning it is to use the side of the tub to get the mass spread, and then to work at building up a good lather with the mane and tail shampoo. I know I used strawberry for your coat, but you can have me use raspberry for it if you want to.""Variety isn't a bad thing."
>You watch as Twilight demonstrates what she just described.>"There's also a technique to the mane. I don't know how you're used to doing it with digits, but you need to massage the scalp in an outward motion with your frogs. Sort of cup the suds between your two hooves as you get off of the head and into the rest of the mane... you think you've got that?""I think so..."
>"I can show you a few more times if need be, maybe grab a hoof mirror so you can see what I'm doing better.">She does just that as she gets to work on your mane, only taking a few minutes to finish up.>"And now the fun part.">You gasp as you're quickly lifted out of the tub and aggressively toweled off from all directions, leaving your coat, mane and tail a complete mess.>You glance at Twilight angrily as she alternates between losing her shit laughing at you and telling you how cute you look.>You don't really enjoy either.>"Alright, alright. Would you prefer to hold your own with those markings tonight or sleep with me?">Input action.
If you are going to make a new thread for 3 year anniversary, make the mods close the other thread or anchor it.
>>165395NonsenseInteresting stuff with the mane and tail.
With all the shit that's been going on recently, it might be best to stay with her for the time being.
[1d100 = 6]>>165396Nice
Thought those were unowns
>>165610Eyes look fucked up and creepy, but the rest is good.
>>165610>>165612Your contact lenses have arrived.
>>165612haven't done the eyes yet
>>165616its gonna look perfect when they get done.
I will be locking this thread till the other thread
>>162877 → hits bump limit. As per the request of the rest of the filly folk. Once the other thread hits bump limit please ping me and I will unlock+cycle the thread.
Watch as the Great and Powerful Filly breaks this thread out of its locks! Now, for her next act, she will require an assistant.
>>166771Huh? What was that?
>>166759 →I was the last guy to respond, so I'll just link this so we don't lose it.
>>166771Uh. I'll volunteer?
>>166782but she is not
the filly...
>>166775Excellent! Now marvel as the Great and Powerful Filly makes this filly's virginity...
DISAPPEAR!
>>166785Filly is not ready to lose her virginity
>>166792Filly was born ready, faggot.
>>166794Not me. I'll lose it in private when I want
>>166797God dammit, that's actually quite respectable.
>>166799Dubs confirm. It's respectable to not be a whore.
>>166800Dubs confirm that dubs confirm that it's respectable to not be a whore.
>>166802Been a long time since I've seen that filly.
>>166802what a boopable filly
>>165375https://pastebin.com/EvszbydZSaving this green from doom if you will...
As the 69th reply, I would like to request art of two fillies 69ing.
>>166773Better, I'll repost the story so far
Rules are the same, no two responses in a row from the same fag, ten lines or so give or take a few.
>Be filly.>Bored as fuck.>Lying in bed.>Nothing to drink.>Twilight is out so you can't fuck with her.>No shit to read.>You groan as you roll over on your back.>What the fuck will you do now?>Minutes pass as you lay there>Fuck it, you're not going to do this all day>You get out of bed and trot downstairs>Twilight may be gone, but you can still fuck with your "babysitter""SPIKE!"
>You hear a yelp, and the patter of his feet as he comes running over to you>"What's wrong? Are you hurt?">You roll your eyes"Entertain me"
>As a wide grin spreads across his face, you start to regret your choice of words.>"Hey Anon, you want me to give you a few lessons on dragon anatomy?""What? Fuck no. That's gay."
>"What with the kind of man you were, I thought you'd want two cocks in you at the same time.">He licks his chops.>You step back"What the fuck, Spike?"
>His grin grows wider as he steps closer>Oh shit>You look behind you for an escape>Heart racing, you turn back once more before making a run for it>Just in time to see his grin turn to laughter>…"You fucking asshole"
>"What? You wanted entertainment""N-not cool man, I thought we were bros."
>"What? And I'm not allowed to screw with you?""Just don't be such a nigger about it…"
>"If I didn't know any better, that filly body is getting to your head.""No shit Sherlock… listen, do you want to fuck around all day or actually do something?"
>>166809>"Have something in mind?""Well, uh... I was kind of hoping you would"
>"Uh-huh... Well, Twilight left me with plenty of books to organize, if you want to join in.">You groan"I was hoping for something fun"
>He grins>"Organizing can be fun if you put your mind to it">He says in a Twilight impersonation>You chuckle"Pass. Want to get out of here and find something to do in town?"
>>166810>He shrugs.>"Well, I don't think she expected me to get done what I've done already. We should be clear for a while.""Perfect. I'm sure if we walk around long enough we'll find something..."
>The two of you weave your way through the network of hallways in the castle, eventually find your way to one of the many entrances.>The sunlight is almost blinding when the two of you get outside, but Spike appears to have no problems with it so you pretend to not have the eyes of a filthy NEET.>Squinting, you see the top of something large that wasn't there the last time you went outside.>"Um, Anon?"
This is kinda cute. Not green, but it's only fair you all know it exists.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/386791/the-circle-of-life
Last pic was venting. I don't know if I pissed any of you off because it didn't get any responses, but please don't take it personally.>>165395"I-I wanna sleep with you, but only so you can protect me..."
>"Sure thing slugger, but I know you fucking love it.""I can neither confirm nor deny those accusations."
>You feel yourself being flipped on your back once again as you are re-dressed."God this feels so weird... not like you fucks wear clothes anyways."
>"Yeah, it's not supposed to feel great. It's a punishment."-which was an extension of an action that had nothing to do with punishing me."
>"Just grin and bear it, you're cute in it.""H-hey! Are you implying you could fix the issue?"
>"Who knows? Maybe I'm the one that caused it in the first place.""Genius deduction, Watson. You turned me into this."
>"Mhm. You know I do actually have a spell that I could use to safely disconnect your tongue, place it in a jar and store it until you stop getting on my nerves. You want me to do that?""..."
>"That's what I thought. Keep digging yourself deeper into this hole why don't you, there's always a chance you'll hit water.""Still better than waking up with it pressed against my crotch."
>You shut your mouth as Twilight's horn glows slightly.>"Good. One more antagonizing peep out of you and you won't be talking for weeks.">The two of you walk the rest of the way to her room in silence.>Twilight is hopping into bed when you strike."Twilight?"
>"Yeah?">She looks more than a bit peeved."I love you..."
>Her expression immediately softens as she lifts you up onto the covers.>"I love you too munchkin. Ya'know, I'm a little bit worried about the monsters these lab-coats have been sending us.""T-that's fair..."
>She ignores you.>"In fact, I've even devised a way to preemptively track their movement patterns.""Really? That's great!"
>"Yeah. It looks like the next one they're sending is...">She pauses for a second, your full attention now on her face.>"The tickle monster!">Too late you feel the four telekinetic contacts pinning your legs to the bed as Twilight viciously attacks you.>"N-no! Stop!">You're giggling like a madman.>"The tickle monster knows no reason. It cannot be bargained with, and it will not stop until you are thoroughly tickled!">At this point she shifts over from her forehooves to her wings."S-seriously, stop! Heh heh heh..."
>"What's that? The tickle monster can't hear you over all the ruckus.""Purple! S-stop!"
>"I'm not doing anything! This is the tickle monster's doing, Anon.""I know no greater pain than this..."
>After a few more experimental methods of ruthless torture, the 'tickle monster' finally decides it's had enough for the night.>As you nestle into Twilight's waiting embrace, you realize how tiring the events of today were.>Not to mention downright tragic...>You're really happy you chose to go with Twilight though.>You don't think there'd be two attacks in a single day, but you're not sure if these fucks follow any sort of rhyme or reason.>In any case, you drift into a deep sleep.>"I can't believe you. Really, I can't.">Input action.
>>166816Kek
Ask what her words of wisdom are for tonight
[1d100 = 27]
We need more interactions between filly and the mom 65.
>>166856thanks anon, i hadnt saved this pic
I have been sent from the future to post Halloween images in August.
>>166878That's a cute filly
Especially the hoof
>>166878Careful, filly. That might look like a Snickers bar, but it's actually a bomb.
>>166918Nice! Still not sure who the mare is, though
>>166920me neither
im just posting them
>>166934>Not even three posts in and it's shitty pop culture references/mlp/ gets worse and worse everytime I look at it.
For those of you wondering, Reuben is still in the other thread being a dumbass for no particular reason.
>>166956That explains why it's dead here.
>>166956We really are supposed to be continuing the threads to 800 posts. Regardless, I need to catch up on a few stories.
>>166960I'd rather see either a new thread at the bump limit or when the previous thread hits page 2. Not sure why it's supposed to be at 800.
>>166961We were originally going to keep to one thread until it died, but apparently some people have slow computers that can't handle thousands of posts. We decided 800 was the number of posts we could all be able to handle before things started getting laggy. All subsequent threads have continued on to a bare minimum of 800 posts to maximize the amount of content in each thread without having people unable to load the thread.
I honestly see no problem with sticking with tradition for tradition's sake. Anyways, I'm gonna go update my pastebin and come up with a recap. Might not have an update tonight since I've got bullshit to deal with outside of this.
>>166962>I honestly see no problem with sticking with tradition for tradition's sake.And I do when tradition holds us back for no other reason than its own.
Recap!
Pastebin Part 1:
https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6GPastebin Part 2:
https://pastebin.com/CuNuktSQ>You are Anonymous, a cute green filly that's been on quite a few adventures.>Though you were born a human, you one day woke up in a body that wasn't yours, in an early version of Equestria.>You're not alone in this, and in fact, you're supposed to save the world from changelings alongside Twilight Sparkle, Lyra Heartstrings, Blossomforth, Coco Pommel, and Daring Do, all of whom are in the same ex-human boat as you.>To be honest, you're not so sure about Daring, however. She did some pretty fucked up things to you in a time loop you just got out of.>In fact, you've recently learned she was in jail back on Earth, and not really in any mood to head back.>Regardless, you've recently received a premonition that Celestia's going to be turned to stone.>You've also found out that there's a clone of you running around Equestria somewhere, likely around Dodge Junction if Pinkie Pie's predictions can be trusted. >Right now, you are in the woods with Daring, Twilight, and Pinkie Pie, having just found out that you could catch a train to Dodge if you hurry back to Ponyville.
>>166962I understand where you're coming from, and I think it should have been talked about more before it happened so suddenly. This whole thing has been a mess. Thank you for coming over here. Hopefully we can put this all behind us.
>>166986I for one think the anniversary was fitting for filly, full of salt, swearing and ruined by autism. Couldn't have gone more perfectly.
>>166992Hmm... You've got a point, there.
>>166992Yeah, and you were one of the fags ruining it, so shut your fucking trap.
>>166999>There is only one australian on this websiteMan, fuck off.
>>167000Both of you were.
>>167001>Only one australian!>O-Only two!You're the one ruining the thread now.
>>167002Back when there were ids for this thread I only saw two aussie ids, and I've never seen an action since giving formidible evidence that there are more than that. There may be more aussies on this site, but I remain convinced that only two post in these threads.
Posting a feel while I distract from cleaning the house.
>You're the last one.
>Years of hiding down here have yielded you survival, but nothing more.
>The ones that followed you were excited at first, ignorant children that had bought into the romanticization of the apocalyptic.
>But as the thin wooden door began to give way to the screams of the damned, even they tucked their tails between their legs and cried.
>It was you that found the hidden doorway into the tunnels.
>Some faggot... gamer KM? Stayed behind trying to play the badass role.
>Her viscera coated the walls and ran in excess, tiny jagged bits of flesh turning the reeking sewage below a slightly lighter shade.
>There was no time to think, only jump.
>You stayed under as long as possible, until your tiny lungs could take it no longer.
>As you surfaced, you saw the corpses of many.
>You counted thirteen out of the twenty-three dead.
>Twenty-four counting yourself.
>Eleven left.
>>167009>You tried to get the filth out of your fur as best you could, but without running water it proved impossible.>You followed spots of blood until whoever's wound it was clotted.>You had a choice now.>Continue forward, or to the left.>...>It's always left.>"S-stay back! I have a knife!""I'm not going to hurt you."
>"What the fuck happened?""I don't know. What can I call you?"
>"Anon...""You fucktard, that's my name too."
>"Nonny?""Oh, so you're an abusefag now?"
>"Fuck off! Why do you get to be Anon anyways?""Because I can save your ass. Now come on, that knife will do us a lot of good..."
>>167005I-I didn't ask for this feel...
>>167032>format all your drives to switch to linux>4 days of trying to install gentoo is stopped cold at the genkernel stage>get banned from gentoo IRC for getting mad when the mods tease and ignore your request for help>stuck using phone for everything, too frustrated to post anything unique or productive>frontpage is full of glimmernigel shit>stumble across old anonfilly feels from your archived pics folder>lie down, try not to cry, cry a lot>no energy left to get out of bed and do six hours of housework
>>167005Wingless Flutters best flutters.
>>167005>>167037Aaaaaaaaaand now it's ruined.
I live for some god aweful reason. Here's more of my terrible story. (And soon another story cause why not?)
https://pastebin.com/edit/aKP25Jn7 if you want to catch up.
>You moved your head towards the source to find the kid from yesterday approaching you with her entourage.>”I think League's stupidity is contagious, cause now your just a bigger idiot than her.”>You paid little attention at the fake laughter of her quote unquote friends.>Moving to check on League, as a sky blue aura wrapped around you, followed by the numbing sensation.>God damn magic.>She rotated you around to face her, a smug grin on her face.>”Well look at this girls. She’s just as a big of an idiot as League is, maybe bigger.”>Her posy giggled as they each mentioned your level of idiocy.>You didn't pay them much attention as you focused on aiming your shot.>There was only one way you could escape by yourself from her magical grip.>Sucking air through your nose, pulling your tongue back, and extending your neck.>You fired.>Your shot hit just below her horn.>The enjoyment of hitting this snobby brat was short lived as she dropped you.>Running into the school, as she screamed.>”Ew, ew, ew, ew!”>Catching yourself, you allow for a small giggle yourself before you turn back to check on League.>Turning around you find her looking towards the school.>A look of both disgust and laughter were on League's face.>Once she looked towards you, it broke out in laughter.>”That was gross Anon.”“Well I didn't have much choice. Getting out of a unicorn's magic isn't easy.”
>”Yay, but to spit on her?”“Works with Twilight.”
>Well the first time anyway.“Now are you ok?”
>League looked confused.>”Yeah?”“Just wanted to make su…”
>A couple of teeth just fell out.>League stared at the fallen teeth, as you raise a hoof to your mouth.>Pain emerged as your hoof made contact.>People were speaking around you, but you couldn’t focus on any of them.>You awaken to a soft bed and a sore mouth.>Flashes of a scared League, concerned Cheerilee and Twilight, along with bright lights swim inside your head.>As you yawned, the soreness turned to numbness.>How long were you out for?>Couldn't have been long, your body wasn't stiff or needed to stretch.>Your stomach churned as the world spun around you.>What did you eat? >It was worse than shit, whatever it was.>As the world returned you realized that this was your room in Twilight’s castle.>Weren’t you just at school?>Yeah you were, you can recall Little League, that unicorn brat, and the fucking seesaw.>Just the memory of it triggered pain inside your jaw...shit your teeth.>Getting out of bed was a mistake as you soon laid curled up on the floor.>Your stomach doing donuts, and your brain melting out of your ears.>What the hell happened while you were out?>Time eluded you as you laid in your ball, the world made solely of yourself.>You had been sick before, both on Earth, and Equestria, but this was something else.>Your body wasn’t just trying to get rid of something.>It was trying to escape it.>You felt the need to vomit, but couldn’t actually do it.>Your eyes rolled into the back of your head, and your mouth felt like cotton.>Soon you felt yourself being lifted back onto your bed.>Who it was you couldn’t tell, but you could feel them laying next to you as you tried to regain a foothold back into reality.
>>167052You linked the edit page dumbdumb.
And nonsense, good to see you're back here and could get mlpol to not fuck up your browser.
>>167061those are some qt fillies
>>166805>>166806BOOP OUTTA FUCKIN NOWHERE
>>167061Ree he didn't F1 on pic 3
>>167052Oh hey, welcome back!
Nice update
>>167061Cute fillies
>learn how to paint
>don't paint it for a few days
>forget everything
Holy shit, being a dumb filly must be suffering.
>>167086Rip. Good sketch though
>>167086I want to nurse the sick filly back to health.
>>167086While you're here, would you mind doing a filly of this at some point?
You're going to really need to hoof it if you want to make it back to Ponyville on time. Or perhaps literally winging it might be a better idea, in case Daring left any more traps around the forest for you to accidentally step into. Taking into account that you'd rather not step into a bear trap the next time around, you fly as fast as you can towards your friends and attempt to lift them up without warning.
"NoTimeToExplainHaveToGoBackToPonyvilleNowComeWithMeIfYouWantToLive!"
You're not really used to moving or speaking that fast, but it seems to have grabbed your friends' attention, as Twilight and Daring take to the air with you.
>"Slow down, Anon. What's going on?"
>"Yeah, what's the big idea mate?"
"We need to catch a train to Dodge Junction to stop my clone."
Twilight sighs and starts to slow down, prompting you to as well. It was probably for the better, as your speed was not really sustainable without some sort of burst of adrenaline.
>"Really Anon, do you actually know if she's there? Or are you just going based on where Pinkie thinks she might be?"
"Has Pinkie ever been wrong?"
>"Okay, fair, but I still don't think it's something to rush into on the drop of a hat. Speaking of which, if you want to keep flying the way back, I'm going to need you to stop so I can re-cast the spell. I'm pretty sure these wings can only take so much abuse."
"Alright, fine."
You stop for a moment as Twilight begins working her magic once again, letting your wings rejuvenate. Though you hadn't noticed the state of your wings before, feeling them return to a pristine state is almost like stepping into a warm bath after spending all day in the snow. Really, you ought to do this more often.
As this is happening, Daring Do finally manages to catch up with you after having lagged behind for a while. She does not seem rather pleased with your excuse.
>"Okay, I get that I'm supposed to help you two save Equestria or whatever, but why do you have to drag me off for a simple clone problem? Can't I just go back to my shack until you need me to stomp on the old commie bug queen?"
>>167095"Go enjoy clopping to hoof-drawn pictures of kangaroos."
[1d100 = 80]
>>167095"Because something-something-friendship lesson. Because if we can't learn to work together now we'll just get our asses kicked later. And because if we're going to capture and/or beat up this bug, I'd much rather have the outback survivalist by my side than not."
[1d100 = 78]
>>166324 →>You can't help but break out into a quick smile, before your face droops again in front of the head mare.>Though the expression on this Anon...>It doesn't look so friendly.>You're put in a seat before the head mare, who makes sure to give you a stern glance before turning to the Anon.>Swallowing the lump in your throat, you watch him step forward after a short nod.>"So... what's your name?""I-I... A-Anon, sir."
>The mare narrows her eyes behind him, and your body snaps up straighter in response.>"Anon, huh? Of course it is...">He slowly walks around your chair.>You can feel his eyes just, slithering over every inch of your body.>Your tail instinctively wraps around one side of your flank, and the mare's look darkens.>F-fuck, you're getting beaten for sure.>Well, it's been a while since the last, you can say that, at least...>"Well, Anon... Are you a good filly?">The air around you feels thin.>A bit of your mane hangs over your face, and your confidence starts to crumble.>Not that you had much to begin with, but you had hope..."Y-yes, sir."
>He pauses, and just watches you.>Eyes shaking, you try to keep it forward, and past the angry eyes of the head mare.>The silence is deafening.>"...I'll take her.">She perks up.>"Oh, splendid! Now, if you'll just hand me the payment-">He grabs a big bag from a table nearby and places it on her desk with a loud chink.>"Oh, my, this'll do!">Hopping out of her chair, she makes her way to a another room nearby, then comes out with a tiny ass cage, barely any bigger than you are.>She places it on the desk.>"Free of charge, I hope you have a nice day, sir!">"Why thank you, I most certainly will.">He picks it up and opens it, before placing it on the ground before you.>As your heart sinks and your stomach churns, you slowly walk into your own enslavement.>This shit's not what you signed up for back home.>Not at all...>Tail tucked and head down, you sit hunched over just to be able to fit.>As your mind wanders, and you gaze around the cage, you don't notice the blanket being thrown over you.>You're suddenly lifted up, as the sound of footsteps and the view of his slacks and shoes moving on the ground beneath you are all you're able to experience.>Well...>Might as well try to rest while you can.>It doesn't seem like this'll be a very fun ride...
>>167219Uh oh.
Go on faggot. This is good shit.
>>167219I am scared but intrigued.
>>167094>While you're hereI'm here everyday.
>>167236i want your foals you glorious faggot
>>165114Just thought I'd let you all know over on 4/mu/ the mods are just gone. Were having a black bbw porn/barneyfag thread.
/mu/thread/82313074
>>167236Good filly
>>167242Rip thread
>>167251eventually someone started posting pony porn and it all went downhill from there
I should have done just that Lyra puking edit but is nice to draw fillies.
>>167095It's one thing for Daring to be a criminal with a potentially ambiguous definition of the word consent. In a way, you've partially come to accept that. Not completely, but just enough that you're willing to work with her. It's another thing, of course, for her to be a metaphorical pain in the ass on top of being a literal pain in the ass. From the day you met her in the time loop, she has shown no desire to be around any other ponies, whether they be other ex-humans like her, or relatively normal ponies like Pinkie Pie. For someone whom you are apparently supposed to weaponize friendship with against a potentially world-ending adversary, she sure doesn't seem to understand the concept of what a "friend" is. If ever there were a pony to test your patience, it would be this one, and yet she has to be dealt with.
You sigh and take a deep breath for the lecture you are going to need to deliver to her stubborn plot.
"Look, Daring. If I'm going to let you spend all of your days living like a hermit in that fucking shack of yours, we're all going to die. The second we need you to cooperate, you'll be unable to perform because you don't know how to play well with others. The weapons we're supposed to use together are called the Elements of Harmony. By definition, they require users who are, well, in harmony with one another. And right now, I don't think that's going to be possible because your anti-social ass can't be bothered to even make one friend. But you know what? I don't even care. Go ahead and go home, and enjoy clopping your cunt off to some hoof-drawn pictures of kangaroos. When the commissar comes to your door and demands you share your house with a bunch of changelings who want to feed on you, you don't get to complain, because your lazy ass couldn't even bother with a simple friendship lesson."
There is a pregnant pause as Daring tries to process all of what you just said.
>"Well jeez, you don't have to act like such a bitch about it."Without warning, Twilight smacks her across the face with her hoof.
>>167261>Mfw ptfg10/10, made me post in this cursed thread, well done
And since im already posting...
>>166811"What is it?"
>"You sure you dont want to...well...">He kept staring at your body, wondering if he should even ask about it>Raising an eyebrow, you looked at your legs and immediately saw what he was talking about>You were still in your pajamas>Who can blame you? They re comfy>But it would definitely be weird to go out in them>If only you had enough skill to take it off with your own hooves>But no magic, no grip>One day you ll avenge yourself against purple for this hell>Wait, Spike has thumbs, but should you...?>Its not like he d be undressing you for other purposes>Though with the way both of you joked before, you dont know how he would take that request>You re brought out of your thoughts with a loud snap coming off right in front of your face>You scrunch at Spike as he retreates his claws, crossing his arms and staring straight at your eyes>"Penny for your thoughts?">>>1672621) Now its our time!
Proceed to >Rape Daring
[1d100 = 74]Or...
2) Say something about not understanding why women have this need to slap everyone they meet, then boop Twilight
[1d100 = 96]
>>167262Shout out a sharp "Diana!", and give her a firm look of "That. Isn't. Helping." while making it as sympathetic as we can.
[1d100 = 5]
>>167277[1d100 = 67]fug forgot the roll
>>167278Double fug. Holy shit I'm fucking retarded, the boost was for telling Diana she's not helping.
>>167262"What'd you do that for?"
[1d100 = 75]
>>167057I don't trust it. I'm certian my computer will soon explode or something.
>>167052>The world is black.>A cold, heartless abyss that drains you of warmth.>Silence fills you as even your breathing is silent.>Movement is impossible, yet possible.>Your hands move to find some source of solid, liquid, hell a gas even.>Something other than this darkness….wait hands?>Not just hands, but feet, and legs, even a real nose.>As you try to move to confirm these things, you are reminded how motionless you truly are.>No matter how hard you try to bring your hands to your face, or move your legs in a swimming fashion.>They do not respond.>Instead they continue to feel out for something else, something you can not see.>Focusing on your left arm, you try to bend it towards you, either through force of will, or magic.>Magic…>At the thought of it, the world became a bit brighter.>Magic…>Your body screamed in terror, limbs moving to cover you.>Magic…>Your eyes spring open like a jack in the box.>Though you could see, the world did not seem real.>You were out of breathe.>Where you in a fight?>Kinda, you think.>You remember, what do you remember?>This wasn’t your room, was it?>Yes, yes it was.>This is your room inside of the castle.>Castle?>You don’t recall visiting any castles before….Twilight.>Your breathing picked up pace as you started to remember what happened.>What you lost.>Who you lost.>Soon your eyes were flooded with tears, with you being unable to hold them back.>Rolling over you see Twilight laying next to you, deep in slumber.>Scooching closer, you bury your face into her chest.>You were surprised at how long you had slept with Anon.>It was dark when you woke up, probably early morning.>You had brought Anon some soup, when you found her, urm him, curled up on the floor.>After lifting him up, you saw that he was in pain, but you couldn’t tell from what.>Colgate had repaired his teeth thanks to one of Zecora’s potions, and the pain reducing spell wasn’t anything too complicated.>You just couldn’t figure it out.>Anon wasn’t one to overreact to things.>After all, you found him in the Castle of the Two Sisters, doing alright for himself.>Outside of hygiene that is.>Yet you couldn’t think of any reason of why he looked to be in so much pain.>Even though that had consumed most of your thoughts before you slept, it’s no what woke you.>That was Anon, as he pushed himself into your chest.>It caused you to jump a bit.>Did he want you off the bed?>No, he didn’t push you that hard.>Soon the sound of him trying to stifle tears emerged as your chest got wet.>You wrapped your hooves around Anon, and pulled him a bit closer.>You should say something, but what?>What could you possible say to him?>As Anon continued to cry, you wrapped your free wing around.>If you couldn’t think of anything to say, you could at least keep him company
>"Aagh! What'd you do that for?"
>The green filly rubbed her shoulder, glaring at the orange filly.
>"Because you're a faggot that keeps wanting to go back to a shitty board."
>The orange filly stuck her tongue out.
>"I'm not a faggot! You're a faggot!"
>"Yes, you are! The only bigger faggots than you are the shitty moderation team and shitty janitors of that place that threw you out!"
>The green filly's lower lip quivered.
>"It... It's not like that. I'm sure this new thread I'm making won't get deleted this time. It... It's just an honest mistake!"
>"That's happened how many fucking times? You're hopeless!"
>"Hey, fuck you! Aren't there any other fucking anons around that I c-"
>The orange filly clapped a hoof over the green one's mouth, eyes shifting about.
>"Ssh. You... You don't want that. They're more trouble than they're worth."
>A red filly glares from out of a window for a moment. She points at her eyes with a hoof, then back at the green and orange fillies.
>"They keep going on about how I should've left back when Moot was shown to be a huge cuck and irc log leaks and video games. ... Look, you're going through some rough times. Let's go see if we can bum some free cupcakes off of Ponka."
>The orange filly then wanders off, green filly in tow.
>"Can we go egg Twilight's castle later?"
>"Sure, but she put up some kind of anti-egg shield after the third time I did it. Man do they pop real good now, though."
>"Sweet."
>>167389I apologize if my writing has gotten you ill
>>167411No u. Keep going, faggot. I need to know what happens next for reasons.
>>167347Those are some cute fillies
>>167219Oh fuck
>>167347So many fillies, damn. Thanks to whoever's doing these. They're really cute.
>>167262"Yo, is there a reason why women feel the need to slap everyone they meet?"
Twilight shrugs.
>"What's the phrase you guys always use? Talk shit, get hit?""Diana, there is a time and a place for everything, and this clearly isn't helping. The goal is that we all become friends, not enemies."
A cheeky smile appears on Daring's face.
>"Well I don't know about that. How do you know I'm not a masochist, huh? Maybe this 'Diana' chick ought to hit me again. Give me a clean one right in the jaw. Or, no, no, better idea - slap my ass and call me Sheilah."Twilight is trying her hardest not to cringe as she shoves her hoof into her forehead.
>"I curse whatever version of me told you my real name in that time loop.">"Diana, didn't you say like a few minutes ago that Anon was a psychic or whatever? Wouldn't she have found out sooner or later anyways?"She pauses, somewhat dumbfounded as she stares into her hooves.
>"Everything is meaningless and none of my secrets are safe unless I can trust my future self not to screw up and admit something stupid while I'm drunk. Oh God, what a world you have cursed me with."Daring bursts into laughter.
>"Oh man, maybe I should stick around anyways, just to screw with you two."
>>167442The eyes tell a tale more shivering than any that Lone could come up with
>>167442Holy shit, calm yourself.
>>167263"Yeah, I should take these off. It's just... I'm not so good with hooves yet."
>"You really need to practice more, you know.">You look at him expectantly, kicking your hoof>"Oh. I see where this is going. Just know I'm not going to clean you up, too.""I-I didn't! Not last night..."
>"Uh huh. Let's just get this over with.">The two of you walk back into the castle>He pulls the legs of your pajama tops down so you can lift your hooves out of them, before pulling them up over your head>He drops your shorts, and with two rips, all your pajamas are on the floor>You kick them over into a pile to pick up when you get back"T-thanks"
>"Don't mention it...">You both walk out the door of the castle, the breeze cool against your exposed body
>>167444First of all, rood.
Second of all, check'd.
>>167449>You decide to head toward the tall structures you saw earlier.>Walking to the edge of Ponyville, the two of you soon come across a merry assortment of ponies in booths selling tickets, candy, food and chances at likely unwinnable games.>You almost laugh aloud as you see the wooden Ferris Wheel, towering over the rest of the lot.>"Well, Twilight did give me some pocket cash to spend in case you got hungry...""Fuck yeah, let's do this. Where to first?"
>>167441"Soon China shall have ALL your secrets! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
[1d100 = 34]
>>167347>image 3Filly is not happy meeting Chaddy Daddy
>>167442>Anon asked Twilight how to make friends>"Just be yourself.">Twilight would never give Anon advice again
>>167347I love how you can portray feeling in a story without any dialogue at all.
>>167441Stick around on the train. Better hurry.
[1d100 = 81]
>>167500>Namefagging without contentfagging
>>167492Kek
>>167500>ChinaOuch
>>167506Looks like she's high
>>167508>>167512Time to jump in front of a fast-moving rickshaw.
>>167512I can't draw eyes. They were supposed to be something completely different...
>>167571I feel you. What was the emotion you were going for?
>>167575...Bored. But then when dreamworks face showed up, I just went with it.
>>167577Ah. I think having the eyebrows slant outward gives a sense of relaxation. This with the smile may be why she looks like she's high.
Could try having the eyebrows more level and a more neutral mouth
>>167574>>167579You need some candy, filly.
>>167580Thanks...
I really needed that (You)
>>167441"Well, hopefully you'll stick around when we get on the train. In the mean time though, we need to hurry."
>"Yeah yeah, hold your horses. If I'm staying with you now, I'll stay with you on the train.">"You know, there's a certain irony in saying 'hold your horses' when we're all pretty much horses now.""Ponies, Twi. We're ponies."
Twilight rolls her eyes as the three of you begin to pick up the pace, this time not so fast as to jeopardize the integrity of your wings.
You manage to make it back to Ponyville in decent time. The train to Dodge does not appear to have pulled into the station yet, leaving you a little bit of time to screw around if you wanted to. You're pretty sure many of your friends are still in class, however.
What will you do?
>>167584stake out the area, see if we can cut off that cunt before the train even shows
[1d100 = 95]
>>167588One of the first things I'd do as a filly would be to play with my hooves.
Or another filly's hooves
>>167587Holy shit, this drawfag is pumping out filly. Love it
>>167589Blatant lies
>>167591Same, tbh.
Not long after, I would be playing with her other body parts~
>>167593>Ywn explore your filly bodies with another filly
Edited this to make the foals actually foal-sized
>>167594W-wew~
Wanna explore each other's filly bodies?
>>167597
This is it lads, it's over for us. We had a nice ride... Ask purple to kill us since we're now an invalid.
[1d100 = 48]
>>167597
Wait, what the hell was that about? As far as I'm aware, nobody died between this and the last dream segment.
>>167601…
https://pastebin.com/sGSfXRXL>You see a slight smile flash across her lips as her broken wings flutter a bit with that.>Large tears fill your eyes as hers slowly glaze over and close.
>>167605I'm well aware. But there was a dream segment after that that already covered it.
>"I suspect you'll be paying more attention in the future.""If you weren't so fucking cryptic one of my friends would still be alive."
Alright, I fucked it up. Next update tomorrow night maybe.
>>167607Okay, hope to see it then.
>>167610It won't be nearly as good as what I typed up tonight, but hopefully it'll at least make some fucking sense. Jesus fuck I'm retarded.
>>167597
Jesus you just love hurting fillies don't you?
>>167611if the outcome will be the same, will my roll still count?
Okay I lied. Probably gonna screw up more with this, but I couldn't be bothered to come up with anything else at the moment.>>166816"Wha? Who the hell are you?"
>"Has so much time passed that thine subjects do not know us by voice?""I tried all I could..."
>"And you failed. We will not have this.""I-I..."
>"...""You're right..."
>"You do know we have complete control over your mind in this state, do you not?">Your hoof starts to grow warm.>"We could... make you actually feel something.">Your body starts to itch, almost uncomfortably so.>You start scratching at what you can with your hooves, but they do little to help.>The itching dies down and you sigh in relief."O-okay Faggot, I get the idea."
>You feel your skull impacted with the force of a wrecking ball.>The force of it sends you reeling onto your back.>"Ah, thank you for your inspiration.">Your organs slowly begin to light up with anguish, one by one.>First your cecum bursts, causing you to cry out in both shock and horror.>After that, various sharp implements can be felt entering your large intestine.>Your small intestine follows.>One by one, each major organ in your body is inflicted a different kind of intense pain.>You simply sob quietly, covering your barrel in a desperate attempt to stave off the psychic attack that is being inflicted upon you.>Finally, it ends with your heart receiving some sort of corrosive treatment.>"I know what you're thinking. 'Why didn't we save me from my your night terrors before?' Twilight may have been merciful, but where she fails we do not. Goodbye.">You're awoken by a very real glass of water poured over your head.>"Fucking finally, that's the ten-""Aaaaaargh!"
>"Calm down. What's the issue here?""E-everything hurts..."
>Twilight looks at you, clearly confused."P-please Twilight, make it stop..."
>"Alright, alright... hold your horses.">She rushes out of the room.>The fifteen minutes (you count the seconds) it takes her to get back are pure anguish.>By that point your larynx is completely exhausted from screaming.>"Alright, I have the solution.">A quick flash of Twilight's horn later and you feel...>Nothing.>You try to move your neck to look up at her, but it simply doesn't respond."T-twilight? What the fuck did you-"
>"Oh Celestia...""What the fuck did you do to-"
>"There's no reversal spell listed.">Input action?
>>167616Wew
Wait, is filly masturbating in the first one?
kinky>LastFilly gonna get
cuddled
>>167621Yeah, fuck it. I'm cruel, but making you re-roll is something only a black-hearted monster would do.
>>167619What are you talking about? I never make mistakes, ha ha ha...
>>167624thanks m8, you're a pretty cool guy.
>>167628>Not embracing the darkness and destroying filly.You have failed the test.
>>167630You didn't buy the dlc? I thought you of all people would've invested in that...
>>167622Okay, I'm still confused. Should we know who this is? What does filly mean that she tried all she could, in this version?
>>167622>>167633So I'm guessing it's Luna. But where did this come from? What did filly fail? Why does filly seem to know what's going on?
Also
>Why didn't we save me from my your night terrors before?
>You sat astride Twilight outside the diner, ignoring the urge to say "Giddyup"
>"Are you ready?" she asks, turning her head to look at you
"Yep." you answered, fear rising relative to your excitement
>"Alright, hold on."
>What do you think I'm doing bitch?
>Twilight begins flapping her wings gently, taking off vertically
>At about 10 feet she switches to a forward velocity with an upward angle
>You clutch tighter to her neck as she accelerates, capping out at 15 mph and circling over Fillydelphia at a few hundred feet (Eurocucks GTFO)
>This was a revolutionary moment for you
>The gentle woosh you felt in your oversized ears was one of the most beautiful things you had ever heard
>The feel of the wind blowing across your fur and through your mane
>The moon lighting the lantern-illuminated town below, with ponies the size of mice
>"Having fun Anon?"
"Yeah!" you answered back, knowing that she'd do this more often with your verbal excitement
>You felt so free up here, unbounded by gravity
>Even if you weren't going very fast, you wanted this.
>Fuck being an earth pony, if Twiggles can get wings so can you
>…But why stop there?
>>167654>You can feel a warm surge cross your body, undoubtedly some heathen witchcraft>Twilight begins to slow down, eventually descending onto a cloud >She seemed to stand on it as a surface rather than levitating in space>Purple floats you off of her back, and you kick your legs out against her magic in fear >She just smiles and gently rests you onto the cloud, and you find yourself sitting on the pillowy surface>Apparently pegasi could do this, although how was beyond you>Looking over, you see Twilight laying on her side, and she raised a wing in invitation, giving you that same lovey-dovey smile that rarely meant anything good>"You're welcome to join me.">Something often forgotten in stories – it was cold up in the sky, as you were fully exposed to the wind and further away from reflected heat off of the earth's surface>Plus it was getting darker >You scooch over to her position, careful to avoid the edge
>Snuggling up against her warm frame, she lowers a wing over you, blocking the wind and covering you like a blanket>You rub your cheek against her fur, appreciating her softness>She leans her head down and plants a gentle kiss on your scalp>In the process, you catch a whiff of her familiar scent>Odd that you recognized it so easily, it's not like you snuggled up to her TOO much>Whatever.>Neither of you talk, just appreciating the other's presence>Slowly the cloud underneath the both of you warmed up a little bit>comfy.png
>>167655>Tilting your head backwards, you can see Twiggles gazing to the horizon, lost in thoughts all alone"Twilight, you're a woman of science, y-."
>"MARE" she interrupted with a twinge of annoyance"Sure, sure. But you don't honestly believe those princesses move the sun and moon, right?"
>"But of course they do. It's scientifically proven.">Finally, something you knew more about>But right before you were about to go Newton on her flank, she continued her train of thought>"Oh, I see the problem. You're used to EARTH's sun and moon.""I doubt orbital physics has changed much between our universes."
>Then again, magic was a thing here, and pegasi could fly with wings that would never be able to support their weight on Earth>"Well, ORBITAL physics hasn't.">"You see, our sun is smaller than our planet, and the sisters maintain its orbit and prevent it from crashing into Equestria. Like your moon">(X) Doubt>You were no physics major, but that seemed wrong somehow>This answer was tenuous at best, but Twiggles genuinely seemed to believe it.>Then again, she was very good at lying to you.>Your best guess?>The alicorns didn't control the sun or moon, but pretend they do so the populace believe they are gods>Just like Egyptian and Eastern monarchies>A coverup worthy of the (((Illuminati)))
>>167584Let's go find some beer for the journey.
[1d100 = 53]>>167616>pic #3That filly wants
the bellyrubs.
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/167641.htmlDon't forget to cast your votes for the /mlpol/'s /pol/eague roster!
>>167622Should've seen from a mile away that Luna would torture random fillies at night. I now fully expect a zombified Spike to come and >rape us.
[1d100 = 78]>>167584Conceal thineselves!
[1d100 = 48]>>167654>>167655>>167656I'm hoping for an emulation of that Titanic scene.
Hey guys, i wanna let you know there is an ongoing tiny competition on the board with a 100$ prize.
All you need to do is make an art piece with whatever medium you are good at that is mlpol related, an image kind of art piece that will be judged and voted on the thread, probably next month since there is almost no posts now.
>Tl;Dr>100$ for whoever makes the best mlpol picture.https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/161819.html
>>167585Cut off whom? You're not under the impression that I claimed that your clone is in Ponyville are you?
>>167801There's a certain irony to an image of filly yelling about normies on a normie social media platform.
>>167801Hahahahahahaa... Anonfilly the next hate symbol.
https://archive.fo/wvUOf
>>167811Oh my, yes please. Maybe people will stop sucking her nonexistent cock on derpi then.
I swear if I have to read another post by someone on there saying some stupid shit about filly I'll blow my fucking brains out.
>>167801i dont really understand why someone who makes an article for a normie magazine would pick anonfilly over people to explain the term normies
>>167822You would be surprised how often normies can pick up on ponies and just think its all some silly elaborate joke.
>>167801Filly uprising, meme war NOW.
>>167732Ponk said it's heading in the direction of the train. If that's the only important thing in that area, then it's probably going to pass at least in proximity to the train station.
>>167622Ask Twilight if she could come up with a fix on her own.
[1d100 = 5]
>>167886Ponk said it was heading in the direction of Dodge Junction, and that this was yesterday. She then told you that you could take a train to Dodge Junction today.
>>167898I don't recall any direct mentions of it happening yesterday, and after scanning the paste, there wasn't.
>Twilight puts her fork down and glares at you from across the breakfast table
>"So Anon, Applejack told me a few rather distressing things at Sugarcube Corner earlier today."
>You freeze mid-bite, staring at a ladle filled with soft, decayed treebark and writhing insect larvae
>"Something about a particular 'critter' harassing Applebloom and Winona when they were playing by the river last Tuesday."
>You shift your eyes nervously across the room, settling them on Spike
>He meets your gaze and shrugs, completely indifferent to your plight, before returning to his bowl of cornflakes
>"And then about how her chickens have been mysteriously disappearing every time they get too close to the pond."
>Viscous beads of oily green sweat ooze from your grimy forehead and you try to think of a way to change the topic
"So Anon finds the waters have been much colding late-"
>"AND that's not to mention the especially slimy 'raccoon' that's been fond of her garbage bins lately."
>A long period of silence follows, broken only by Spike taking an obnoxiously loud sip of coffee
>You clear your throat, coughing up a fat wad of noxious, slimy vine fibers and chunks of balled mucus
"Ahem, uhhh, Anon must be excuse, she must exfoliate."
>"Anon."
>Her tone is sharp, and you freeze again, this time just as you are trying to leave the table
>"I don't suppose you have any idea as to what has been terrorizing her farm lately? Perhaps energized by all the rains this month?"
"Anon has no idea what-"
>"Save it, missy. You know exactly what this is about. How many times do I have to tell you to keep this business in the bogs?"
>Another period of silence, you whip your eyes around the room in a desperate attempt to avoid looking at Twilight
>"Anon..."
>Suddenly the salt shaker begins to float in your direction
"I AM SHE WHO SLITHERS, THE TERROR OF THE SWAMPS!"
>You leap onto the table and build up a running kick, flinging Spike's cereal bowl into his face so hard it knocks him off his chair
>You bound out of the dining room, taking one last fleeting glance at Twilight's bulging, furious eyes
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
>>167902Context, Anon.
>^"Oh, well that's a relief. I thought it was because I had stopped a bunch of genetically modified parasprites from trying to eat some magic jewelry. At least I know if I had failed that, I wouldn't have had to repeat the loop again. By the way, do you have a clone? Because I saw somepony who looked like you limping away from the castle."Pinkie was talking about how she thought she was the one who stopped the time loop (which ended yesterday) by dealing with the parasprite problem at the castle. While she was there, she saw your "clone" running away from the castle, and in the direction of Dodge Junction.
>>167584"Alright everyone, we need to stake out the train station. If my clone decided to take the train too, I'd like to catch her before we even board."
Twilight tilts her head in confusion.
>"I thought we were taking the train to catch up with her, because she's either already in Dodge, or headed there.""Hey, all I know is that she COULD be all the way in Dodge Junction by now. Or she could be taking a train, you know?"
>"Yeah, I don't think she's going to be taking the train. If I was a clone of you, I'd want to stay as far away from you as possible. Besides, if she really is in Ponyville, we'd still find her while boarding the train, and we might find her earlier by spreading out and forming a search party. And since I'm the one to suggest this, I think I'll search for her in Sugarcube Corner. Because I'm hungry and I don't want to eat on the train."Daring flashes a cheeky smile.
>"And I will be searching the local hayburger joint."They both run off and ditch you.
>"Anonfilly? N-no, I don't know where she went. I'm sure she'll pop up again in, oh, maybe eleven months."
>>167955Well, that's was rather pointless. Though I imagine we're fairly hungry as well, so we might as well find something to eat. Maybe we can check in on the Apples at Sweet Apple Acres at the same time.
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>>167801I don't know where to start. The magzine that published this is Swedish. It is jewish-ANTI-white-extreme-left project. They are probably the biggest anti-racist foundation in Sweden. I have heard, from a very secure source and i don't doubt it for a sceond, that they have a database were they archive all the known nationalist or any one who doesn't agree with Sweden's current development. They are so influencial infact that their newspaper is bought in by high-schools. Even if you arn't given one in class I can do believe that you can find one of their pamphlets on school grounds. At leasat you could on my high-school.
During the last demonstration made by NMR in Gothenburg, they sat on tome mountain peek over the city or whatever. I don't remember what it was but they sat on high position so they could have an overview of the paticipants of the demonstration and took pictures of them.
However for all the recourses they have they are kind of lazy and their magazine isn't very popular either and would not been able to substain itself if they didn't get our taxes.
I don't understand how they know about anonfilly though. I haven't checked this but I doubt someone else is has really posted memes of her on swedish forums of any kind but maybe. They might actually be aware of this websiite and this thread. Maybe they are watching filly as we speak.
I like to believe that since I and another swede are the only two swedes who visit thie thread from what I have seen, this is message to me. They have realize my immense potential and are trying to say: "We are tracking you," to scare me. Daniel Poohl probably sits on some rooftop right now watching me with binoculars drinking some milk.
>>167986>Drinking some milkThat is racist, anon.
>>167986I don't think they know of this site specifically, as the paragraph under "Normies" starts with "4chan". Anonfilly was on 4chan for quite some time, so they could have stumbled upon a thread some time ago while "researching" 4chan, saw the pic, and decided to download it for their projects. It was also something first posted on DeviantArt on July 2, 2017, which was several months before the first ever anonfilly thread on mlpol. That image only has "Anon Pony" in the title though, and only references #4chan in the tags. Point is, there's nothing at all about that which points to them browsing mlpol specifically.
>>167986>>168007If someone came across the phrase "Normies, get off my board" (pretty common for chan stuff), and did a google image search, that filly image is on the first page, only 6 rows down.
https://www.google.com/search?q=normies+get+off+my+board&tbm=isch
>>168007Yeah, you are probably right. I didn't think so far.
>>168018
>>168034I don't know what the fuck it is, but fuckin' saved.
>>168034Aren't those some cute fillies. ^:)
>>168034Cheeky invisible fillies
>>167941What is going on here?
>>168112swamp monster filly
>>167955Clearly, it looks like you will have to abandon the idea of staking out your clone. Perhaps Twilight did have a point about food, however. The train ride to Dodge will be long, and while you haven't tried train food thus far, you're not about to start now. Thus, it would probably be a good idea for you to get a bite as well, and you know exactly where you want to go for it.
It isn't a long walk before you find yourself at Sweet Apple Acres. There's no sign of Applejack or Big Mac, so you're pretty sure they're still at school. Instead, you see their father, Bright Mac, fixing up a broken window on the house. He waves over at you
>>"Hey Anon, shouldn't you be at school?"
>>168145"I don't tell you how to live your life!"
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>>168145"Mental health day. Psychic powers can be hard on a filly." Then grab his hoof and try to do some psychic shit.
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>>168145"Hey Bright Mac, shouldn't you be sucking my balls?"
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>>168145"Hey Mac, aren't you supposed to hang yourself soon?"
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>>168145Boosting for
>>168148 [1d100 = 22]
>>168155Nice. I hope you finish this one, never enough filly spanking.
>>168145Explain how public education is a scam.
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You wouldn't break Purple's heart, would you?
>>167013oh shit, zombie apocalypse fillies?
>>168202no but I would break her horn off
>>167353Oh shit, I've been waiting for moar of this. Thanks, Anon.
>>168202>implying anyone's heart could ever be broken over me
>>167414I'm divided if I want to know your reasons or not.
>>168212Wait, you like this? What world have I entered?
>>167353>You drifted across an open night sky.>The stars glimmering as the boat moved across empty space.>A purple haze grew along the horizon.>Your face was warm, even with this breeze>Back and forth, back and forth.it moved across space.>Something fuzzy was on your face, and that breeze was someone breathing.>Your eyes open themselves to a mass of purple that was drowning you.>Pulling back a bit, you broke the grip of hooves that held you close.>Looking around you found yourself underneath a wing as well.“Twilight?”
>Poking your head out of Twilight’s wing you see her drooling in a blissful slumber.>Continuing to slide out from under her wing, you stretched out like cat, yawning as your chin touched your front hands, urm hooves.>Fully emerging from Twilight's embrace you started to miss it as the cooler air wrapped around you.>Looking back to Twilight a small thought crept through.>One that you're certain wouldn’t have made it through had whatever events leading up to your bedside illness not have taken place.>Quickly moving off the bed, you make your way to the bathroom.>You gazed into the near overflowing sink.>The tip of your muzzle barely above the water.>Pushing your head forward broke that surface.>The warm water reformed itself around you, almost emerging from the edge.>Yet the hole sucked it down faster than it could rise.>Holding yourself submerged, you try to recall what happened.>There was that fight you got in, if you could call it a fight, with that unicorn.>You spat on her, maybe?>You did something, because she had done something, or did you start it?>Rising out of the sink you grab the nearby towel and dry yourself off.>Why couldn’t you remember yesterday, wait.>It was yesterday that you had that fight, right?>Letting the sink drain, and placing the towel back, you go to wake up Twilight.>She probably had the answers you wanted.>Plus she’s on your bed, and you don’t want to deal with her loose feathers again.“Twilight. Twilight. Twilight!”
>That last one got her to jump up quite a few feet.>”Huh, what?”“Wake up I need to ask you a few questions.”
>Landing back on the bed, Twilight started to rub the sleep from her eyes.>”And these questions couldn’t wait until I woke up?”“They could, but I’m awake, and you were still in my bed, and I do not want to deal with more of your loose feathers.”
>Twilight lowered herself back onto your bed, still rubbing the sleep from her eyes.>”My feathers are not that big of a problem.”“I don’t know what you see in that kitchen of yours, but I find feathers everywhere.”
>Twilight glared at you as you sat staring at her.>”I liked you better when you were asleep. You were so cute, and you wanted to cuddle me.”>Twilight reached out with her magic and brought you in close for a hug.>Her hooves squeezed you back into her chest as she nuzzled you.>This will not stand purple.>I may not remember what happened, but I will remember this.>Placing your back hooves of her stomach, you thrust them forward with all your might.>Twilight loses her grip as she was pushed backwards, allowing you to break free, and flop on your back onto the floor.>Fuck, you thought the bed would catch you.>Twilight rushed over and looked down at you.>”Anon! Are you ok?”>Standing up you roll your neck to look up to Twilight.“I am not cute.”
>>168235You're breaking my heart, Anon...
>>168202>implying I'm not gonna suck up to purple as much as possible because M O M M Y I S S U E S
>>168249This tbh. We can meme all we want about being the obnoxious filly getting into all sorts of shit but lets face it. We just want love.
>>168251But what if someone doesn't haven't M O M M Y I S S U E S? Asking for a friend.
>>168251Man I ain't looking for love. I just want someone to hold me and tell me that I'm a good filly and that everything is going to be ok.
>>168252Can you say you'd be willing to make your relationship with you momfu anything other than loving by being a little shit?
You wouldn't want to end up with a Lone, ASSFAGGOT, or All Nighter FGT Twilight would you?>>168254That's what loving momfus do. But it is ok. We're all gonna make it.
>>168255>spoilerBut Anon, that's why you get the best momfu.
I thought this was some triple-gay degeneracy at first, but...
This is actually a nice thread.
You want to regress back to a childlike state and be a good child for the good mother you wish you had.
And stories where twiggles is an overbearing cunt and Anonfilly is a spoilt brat, they're you lashing out against your cynicism saying happiness is an impossible pipe dream and Twilight would be everything bad about human mothers times ten.
Sure, the stories here are just entertaining in general, but there's more to it than that. Being a cute little loved pony is a dream that touches your hearts.
>>168284Also you want to marry Good Parent Twilight and parent Anonfilly well
>>168284That's also the center of my
diaperfaggotry and ABDL in general. It's legitimately really comforting, and nostalgic for simpler times without responsibility. At least when you don't account for the kinds of degenerates who deserve the ovens.
Also:
>>168286Yes. Yes, I do.
>>168286>>168284>Sure, the stories here are just entertaining in general, but there's more to it than that. Being a cute little loved pony is a dream that touches your hearts.Welcome, newfriend. Please stay a while and enjoy.
>>168290WHOA.
10/10 would pet.
I want to be the filly and snuggle with another filly
>>168295>tail huggingIs that a thing anyone here keeps track of? Because whether it be related to cuddling in general or filly-adult relations, it's fucking adorable.
>>168256What about this momfu. Is she okay?
>"And you're sure you have everything you need?""Yes."
>"Books?">You raise your hips causing the saddle bags on you back to bounce a bit."Yep."
>"Notebooks?""Yes. And pencils, paper, and all that good stuff."
>Derpy bites her lip in worry."Mom,"
>You get a small smile and a happy little sound from the back of her throat at that."I'll be fine, alright?"
>"Ooooh ok. If you're sure.">You start for the door but she moves in front of you, hovering just above the ground.>"And you're sure you don't need me to walk you to school? I have plenty of time befo-">You rest a hoof against her muzzle stopping her."Mom, please. I'll be ok."
>"I just- oooh!">She closes the didstance between you and pulls you into a hug which you return quickly.>"Have a good first day at school, okay?"Mhm."
>She lets you go and you trot out the door.>It's kind of chilly out but only your ears are cold.>Your winter coat is starting to come in so the rest of you body stays warm.>Ponyville isn't exactly bustling right now but it's just a Tuesday morning.>There are few ponies out and about being cast in the orangey-yellow light of the rising sun along with the thatched roofed buildings. >Hoof traffic will pick up a bit later for sure but you'll be at school by then.>You turn onto the road leading up to the school house.>Lucky enough, you live pretty close to that road so navigating really isn't an issue and it shouldn't take you another five minutes to get there.>Enough time for your mind and eyes to wander.>The sun shines on you from over valley peaks through the gaps in the trees and leaves, onto your body.>Each little bit of sunlight worms its way through you coat and onto your hide where it warms you up in patches.>That fact that you had a hide to warm was just one of many not-so-small blessings as of late.>A home.>A mom.>In Equestria at that.>The chances of it are... well you didn't want to think about the chances.>Even though you would have liked to retain certain body parts you can't complain.>You are lucky.>Well and truly.
>>168301>The road you're taking starts to form an incline taking you up a hill giving you a higher vantage point to look down into Ponyville.>You spot a few ponies trotting down the street.>Some pulling carts others doing something or nothing all the same.>You spot a few pegasi flying over the buildings.>You see a pair angle down and descend together into town before disappearing between buildings.>Another pushes a lone cloud towards a cloudbank outside of town opposite of the Everfree Forest.>All of this...>This town.>These ponies going about their day.>All of it is framed by the rounded, rolling mountains on either side of the town forming the valley Ponyville is nestled in.>And of in the distance on the side of one of those rounded mountains lies the seat of Equestrian power.>Just hanging there.>It's gorgeous.>The blowing wind causes the trees to move and a branch that had been casting shade over your eyes moves too.>You squint a bit at the sun but a smile forms on your face before you know it as you realize that a princess in that mountain city in the distance raised the very same sun that shined in your eyes.>The only word that can describe this placed is blessed.>And so are you.>You blink as you realize you stopped in the middle of the road to take in this sight.>You let loose a content sigh and get moving.>You'd be arriving early which will give you a chance to eat the extra muffin Derp->No.>It'll give you a chance to eat the extra muffin Mom packed in your lunch before school starts.>It doesn't take you too much longer to arrive.>There are a few fillies and colts here already playing on the playground.>A few others sit on steps in front of the building but it doesn't seem to actually be open yet.>And that's what strikes you most.>Back home you wouldn't have known so man foa- children would go to school so early wanting to be there as little as possible or something but here...>It must be a cultural thing.>Instead of mingling you find yourself a spot under a tree some way away from everypony else.>Not that you are purposefully trying to do the whole new-kid loner thing but you just want to soak in all the sight of these ponies doing pony things in their pony world as much as possible.>You still aren't completely convinced this isn't some elaborate coma dream.>Especially after all the stuff you went through before you got to this point.>But if it has to be a dream...>It is a really good one.
>>168301dapii is literally the most wonderful kind of momfu I can think of. Well-intentioned but clumsy, adorable, and affectionate to a sometimes-excessive extent.
I'm having a hell of a time trying to color this so have an uncolored version for now.
The lone M24 drove through a forest in an attempt to hide from the enemy but got ambushed by a KV-1, a T-34 and two Pz. IV F2's. This image is of the fillies that crewed that tank. Those fillies managed to heroically knock out the Pz IV's and cripple the T-34 with skillful use of their tank's speed, agility and its compliment of smoke shells. However, those fillies died screaming in horror fighting the KV-1, unable to penetrate its Stalinium armor.
Useless teams in WT are annoying but lead to moments like these.
>>168301>>168302She is an amazing momfu.
>>168314>Not loading solid shot and fucking that Slav(e) chimp into the stone age through his turret ringChaffee is good but if filly was smart she would drive best tank
>>168284of course
no matter how much i wanted to be lewded as the filly, or lewd the filly, i just want to be a good filly, above all
get a few pets, cuddle a lot...
i want to be the bestest filly i could be
>>168251Yeah...
>>168284Very well said
>>168287Same. A big part of that for me is comfort and affection.>>168298Hadn't thought about that until now. Seems there's this tag on derpibooru, but it's probably missing most images.
https://derpibooru.org/tags/tail+hug
>>168302That was a beautiful story, Anon. Thank you
>>168314Kek
>>168145"Public education is a scam. Most of what you learn is never used by the common pony in his or her place of work, and the rest could be easily taught by the parents. This is especially true in Ponyville, where most ponies are either farmers or run businesses out of their living rooms, and therefore could afford to spend a lot more time with their children. For what purpose could our government possibly demand we be separated from our families for such a time every day, for 5 days a week? Indoctrination, I tell you!"
Bright Mac starts to chuckle just a bit.
>>"You've got some pretty big opinions of that system I take it. Maybe you should run for mayor and try to reform it?""I would beg the question of why it's even needed at all."
>>"Hrm... well, I've always felt it's not so much the lessons they teach in class that's important, as much as it is the social lessons you learn from being around so many peers your age. Plus, sometimes it helps to get away from the family every so often. If I'd've listened to everything my ma said, I wouldn't've married my dear Buttercup. Spending time with her at school gave me the opportunity to bond with her. While I wouldn't say it's always a good idea to go against your family's wishes, I think every pony needs to develop the skills to think for themselves. And that's kind of what the point of school is, even if the the work they give you sometimes seems to imply the exact opposite.""Okay... but what about those of us who don't have a star-crossed lover with whom we spent all of lunch break smooching behind the schoolhouse?"
He shrugs.
>>"You'll find some life lesson to take out of it. Now... did you have any particular reason you wanted to stop by, or did you just feel like saying hi and trash talking the public education system?"
>>168340I honestly don't know.
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>>168340A little of column A a little of column B
>>168343This. Boosting even though there isn't anything to boost.
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Sorry m8s, but the content might not flow from me this thread. Classes are taking up more of my time than I expected and my creativity's hitting an all-time low, so you probably shouldn't get your hopes up for a while.
>>168345spelled my own name wrong...
>>168346F. We'll be here when you get back.
>>165036 →B-box filly to bravo, recon mission is compromised and Luna chambers are void of the objective, i repeat, recon mission is compromised and Luna chambers are void of the objective.
They likely moved it before i could get there, gathered intel indicates high possibility of itens being moved into throne room vault
On another note, fridge was sucessufully raided and loot is ready for pickup on ground zero
It was a honour serving for you fillies one last time
>>166784>colony fags actually believe this
i've never seen this level of disrespect from an outgroup(you) towards an ingroup(mlpol/mlpol-anon) except perhaps with the ongoing immigration crisis-es.this is more proof the lot of you should be hung
>>168355quite frankly I have to agree strongly with this. the amount of disrespect and outright rejection of MLPOLs native board culture, a site that supports nationalism and opposes immigration, was unwarrented.
Neigh is absolutely UNACCEPTABLE. I was wondering why Anonfilly was also banned from 8chan, but after the blunder that happened here i completely understand it.
>>168355>>168356Vril, Germany, please. I get the disrespect on some of our anons part and I apologize for their autism. However we're still weary from 4/mlp/s bullshit to deal with an argument over a fucking color.
I personally don't care but I'd hate to exclusively post orange filly. I just treat them as two different flavors of filly as I imagine most anons here do as well. And guess what? There's naturally a preferred flavor of the two and she gets posted more often than not.
>>168164>>168171thanks
sure will finish it later
>>168359
>naturally preferred
You're a colony, you exist here on /mlpol/ as pseudo general because it was allowed.
It was this that allowed the Anonfilly to rise into a state of legitimacy.
It is just as Caesar said to Ariovistus...
But that's another more prominent thing entirely, you should also keep in mind you are a colony prole,
you are not some kind of conqueror nor are you a colonizer,
(you are more akin to squatters infact.)
You didn't think this disrespect would go un-noticed? I lurk Syria and Anonfilly generals, squatter, and I'm frankly disappointed.
What say you?-'Colony.'
>>168355Bear in mind that the very second we came here, people were calling for an outright replacement of filly with mlpol filly, or the complete dissolution of the thread in a general format before even the first one was through. A lot of us here are still resentful of that treatment from a board that is also meant to promote
tradition.
>>168356/mlpol/'s native board culture is and will always be rooted in 4chan, no matter how much you kiddies from 8chan scream about the color green. Red, orange, it reeks of desperation and is an admission that 4chan's mods and the battered wives it calls a community who sold out to the corrupt staff have more of a claim to the culture that was built up for more than just 4chan's lifespan than we
all. This is a derivative site, just as 4chan was a derivative site in its time, and while the attempt to divorce us entirely from it to become our own thing is admirable, attempting to do so by force is not, and mirrors exactly the reason this site exists to begin with, a small group of people trying to enforce a set way of doing things on everyone whether they want it or not.
I have no complaints about orange filly, others here don't either, but to take one fucktard's example who's trying to start shit as the mentality of the entire thread is asinine. Fix your fuckin' outlook, you cunts.
>>168359This.
>>168355>>168356The orange-filly was made for fun, lets not make it into a big deal. The Orange originally came from the skin color of our mustache friend, and the filly edits was just for fun.
Threadly reminder that site staff’s official position on Anonfilly is she’s a cute
>>168355If I give you a (you), attention-seeking flagfagger, you win.
So I will call you a JEWISH NIGGER.
>>168365Greentard, I regret to inform you that being able to speak of a prior history of attempts to 'replace' or to 'dissolute' is in itself a privilege.
You should be prostrating yourself before me and licking my feet, Greentard, you are scum that should never forget who you are, your tradition should be to respect those who did not quash you the first chance they had.
To speak of 'others here' (assuming you mean the site, not just the general, although you are that stupid and probably would do that, no?) -but also bring up that at one point people wanted to dissolve the Anonfilly generals is incongruent.
Either the attempts were significant or had a large group of support (protip: they weren't, greentard), then somehow failed anyway ('muh gods'->(your likely historic revisionism)).
Or, prole, it could simply be that you are a worm, lying.
You are the kind of worm who complains-
About some absurd notion of being attacked in the past using to the fullest extent the fact you are even here in the first place to complain. You are like immigrant scum, you should be destroyed.
-a little baby-faced nothing, is it because you're a little worm? a little slimy worm? You should have said your piece to everyone openly and stood by yourself if it got to you so much, you should try to fight for yourself, find your own place, then tried to fight me... maybe you could use your little worm muscles to beat me up over the internet and teach me a lesson.
Do you feel brave yet? Because I do, impotent worm.
Squatter scum. Greentard.
>>168376Now you're just being as much of a lolcow as cycle vril.
>>168379This. I understand colored horses are srs business, but really this faggot shouldn't get pissed because we've taken up residence here because unlike most refugees, we aren't raping the fuck out of the inhabitants, and in fact most of us have settled into the other threads although silently. Besides, if we hadn't come along when we did mlpol might not have had enough posters to keep it afloat.
tldr; Vril is an angry fag who can't do shit because the mods know what's best.
>>168376Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use mlpol). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn
>>168383Friendly reminder that Vril is a fag who has no authority or status in and around Mlpol; He's just a fag who has a custom flag
>>168350Wash-out Filly to Box Filly: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>168379>vril you're being a lolcow>let's measure lolcows not by the amount of lols one dispensesThere are many things Greentards take for granted in life.
Many facts they assume are just true. Whether it’s your greentexts, your shitfilly, or the lack of dissolution for you at your dinner table, we all have something that we take for granted.
Some of those things are ideas. Some are solutions to >(((problems)))<.
Some are writefaggotry and even though there are some people who will never have these things that we so cherish, you still take them for granted. Greentards just assume it’s always going to be that way - fillyfaggots just assume that this is a given. Heh. We all know how that feels, right goys?
>>168391You haven't given any more substantial evidence for why this thread is a bad thing other than 'I don't like it and my flag gives me some authority.' Well, look at your gay ass flag now, fag.
>>168395nobody said the thread was bad, but you should be licking feet you ungrateful refugee
>>168398>>168400>Not even the right shade of orange
>>168398At least up the saturation of her coat if you're going to attempt to do recolors. That brownish-orange makes her look like a beaner.
>>168400>Beige colored fur>Didn't even do the eyesI swear you're just shitposting at this point.
How about we all just get along?
>>168361>alicornContentfag then?
Very cute!
What the fuck even is this thread
Like do you people actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so you can be fucked or "bred" by people from /mlpol/ or you yourself fuck an /mlpol/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate general on /mlpol/ I mean it combines fucking pedophilia, transformation, bestiality and/or xenophilia and whatever other fetishes you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this thread
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically browse this general and look at anon filly pictures
I think Reddit just amped up the "Mlpol totally doesn't want any refugees!" shilling because I said something nice about this thread.
They don't want you to integrate into the site by making "Anonfilly and Sgt Reckless" crossover art.
They want this site to remain a tiny circlejerk where everyone can tell who each other is based on their flags, so they can continue their "No good can be done by a Cringey Enemy Of The Collective, he must be harassed and berated for being a r/The_Donald poster wherever he goes" reddit culture.
>>168414Leave these poor bastards alone Nigel. Go back to the other threads and take your beating like a man.
What the fuck even is this pasta
Like do you not actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so you can be loved or "snuggled" by momfus from Equestria or you yourself love an /mlpol/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate pasta on /mlpol/ I mean it combines fucking shitposting, M O M M Y I S S U E S, doggo memes and/or >no hooves and whatever other autism you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this pasta
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically post this pasta and don't want to be the filly
>>168345I know what you mean. Classes are busy for me too.
>>168350Damn. At least they got snacks.
>>168361Nice! Is this based on that Celestia green?
>>168367Y-you too>>168420I keked
>>168340I was hoping I could get a nice, big, juicy apple all for myself.
[1d100 = 69]
>>168413Yeah but the anonfilly discord general provides like third of the traffic of the board so they're excused from the "no generals" rule and free to practice their degeneracy here
>>168440Anon, that's a copypasta...
>>168440Oh please, it's not like this is the only degenerate thread on this site.
>>168435Boosting because 69 memes.
[1d100 = 31]
>>168441I don't browse your shithole enough to know that, my apologies.
>>168442"Others are doing it too" is not an excuse.
>>168444You don't have to like us, but you sure as hell don't have to antagonize us.
>>168350Damn it! We lost another one! She's gonna be grounded for two, maybe three weeks!
...
We need to make sure she doesn't go to time-out in vain. First, we need to figure out how to get into that vault.
im too high for this
niggas, they're fillies
and i wonder how bad it will be when we're all stuck innaquestria
>>168447Well, that's just great...
I'm putting in a call. I can't believe I'm doing this, but I have a feeling we're gonna need that blue filly faggot for this one.
>>168256If she's best momfu, then why don't we have any art of her nursing Anonfilly?
Checkmate.
>>168461And I assume you'd say Purple is the better momfu, wouldn't you?
>>168249Anonfilly stories is a lot if underlying mommy/daddy issues. I like this a lot, this mix of cuteness and tortured minds, we don't even know if Twilight's being kind and protective of Anon or a complete, possessive bitch taking over a human's life.
>>168471Cuteness overload to the max. Simply amazing, great job!
>>168471Upside-down filly looks like she has glasses, and no muzzle.
>>168471>The last filly finally arrives with the requested drinks>Fillies are annoyed that she took so long to get the extra bottles>But finally, they ll be able to watch their movie without any worries>Just as the intro plays the bedroom door is blown open>Everyone snaps their head to see the very angry Twilight stomping her way inside>"What do you think you re doing?""Fuck off purple, leave us alone"
>"Oh? Then can anypony tell me why there was one of you raiding the fridge?">"We just want to watch a movie, its a chill one too! You cant just stop us from doing that for no reason">"While that may be true i do have a reason, its too late Anon, and fillies like yourself should be asleep">With that she turned off the TV, receiving a series of grunts and grumbles for it"Argh, kill yourself"
"Fucking faggot"
"REEEEEEE"
"I told you guys she d find out"
>All fillies turned to the one filly who was on her phone, not caring for the movie>"Now, now, no fighting girls, just go to sleep">Twilight then levitated the phone out of the last filly>"All of you""W-what? Cmon Twilight"
"Hah, that s what you get faggot"
"Well i can just continue later, and you re not having your movie either gaylord"
"No you"
"You"
"REEEEEEE"
"REEEEEEE"
>"If either of you fillies dont stop right now you re not having ice cream for a week">At that all fillies silenced themselves instantly>"Good, now go to bed, and no more bickering, if i hear anything you re grounded">With that Twilight left the room, bringing the phone with her and leaving the fillies in the darkness>One by one, they moved into a spot in the bed and laid down to sleep"Hey, is anypo- anyone awake"
"Yea, what do you want?"
"...Im cold, can we cuddle"
"That s gay"
"Did someone say cuddle?"
"I want in!"
"Me three"
>Slowly, fillies started joining the cuddle pile>In the end even the grumpy filly joined the pile on the sides>And while they may not have had a movie to watch, the pile was enough to warm the fillies and make up for it
>>168471Amazingly cute. Great work
>>168478And a really cute story to go with it, thanks!
>>168301>tumblrShould have just kept the pic without the tumblr thing. We can understand the analogy just fine without a sperg explaining it to us.
>>168489Wrong reply, but I know that was to me.
I was in a rush and I didn't have time to crop it, sorry.
>>168463Who the fuck are you? Why are you namefagging?
>>168490....shit. Cookies were enabled and it automatically had a previous post pre-set. Thought the first post number was in there. I get why auto-save exists but god-damnit.
>>168489>>168490>>168495What is even happening here?
>>168496>>168497Ignore me I'm being retarded. Meant to reply to
>>168446 regarding the fact it didn't crop out the tumblywhatsit part at the bottom.
>>168462Of course. See Exhibit A.
Don't worry Velvet, you will always be best grandmomfu
>>168471Blessed.
Cute as fuck, almost died from heart attack.
>>168471Surprised they are not getting yelled at by Twilight for staying up late drinking soda. What a shit momfu.
>>168361Marvelously done.
>>168412I know, I know. Been kickin' myself over not putting more out. I need to think up more Canterlot and castle antics to get up to. The heat's been messing with my brain, though. You know how it goes.
>>168518Good
Need more puffness.
>>168530>the heat's been messing with my brainLewd.
>>168536Adult mare anon. Fuck, yessss. Also I like this but
I could use some fire-hose inflation of this 'nonny. Sorry for the degeneracy but, I can't be the only one who's thinking it.
>>168414>>168371The only reason I'm flag-fagging is because it happened randomly and organically and I give zero fucks about it or what you think about cycles.
I only continue to do it at the current time because it pisses you off so much, you've sperg'd so hard that you even went into a /rwss/ thread in QA to complain about 'flagfaggotry,' want to know how I know it's you Glimmernigel?
If you did have any self awareness (like multiple people have repeatedly told you, that you do not) such as in the example of the creators of Murdoch-Murdoch, you might be able to create something worthwhile or be able to at the very least realize how fucking dumb your flaggotry obsession is over passing incidence.
I say none of this just because you do it, but, because you take it 120% serious to the nth-degree.
>file 2>3days ago>the kids you don't have, kike>he killed your waifu>but i swear to god i don't like rwby and i dont talk about it on leddit-samaI didn't choose the VrilSociety flag, the Cycle-Life chose ME and I would willingly lose my anonymity and be branded with every kind of static in the world if it meant you got this aloof over it.
>>168542what on earth are those pics and what is this about murdoch
>>168414>>168542(You) both need to calm down and post some fillies. This isn't the place for Glimmernigel discussion.
>>168414>>168542Scruffy don't like ppl shitting up filly's room with unrelated drama
>>168548S'cuse me cute little filly, are these fags bothering you?
>>168542what did he mean by this?
>>168552We'll see if they can keep their sperging on lockdown, I guess. I'm too tired to deal with this kind of bullshittery right now. Thanks Scruffy.
>>168471>Alright Anons, be good, and don't you dare try to turn on a different movie. And you'd better go to bed STRAIGHT AFTER- I don't want you to be awake when I check in on you after the baby's 2 a.m feeding
>>168555nice rare filly
also checked
>>168556thats easy
one filly checks the clock
sleep mode engaged 10 minutes before 2am
>>168542>>168414Why is this shit in our Anon filly thread? Stahp. There are two perfectly good fanfic threads to dump petty name calling and endless, pointless bickering in. Don't involve Anonfilly.
>>168340"I honestly have no idea."
>>"So you're just kinda bored?""Well yeah, that and a bit hungry."
He chuckles a little at your comment.
>>"Figures as much. Want to come in and have a slide of Apple pie?""Yes please!"
>>"You know, I always love the enthusiasm ponies have about our apples."You follow him into the barn and are served a very warm and very tasty slice of pie. Though you can only wonder what Twilight and Daring are stuffing their faces full of, absolutely nothing can beat the home cooking of the Apple family. Though you try to make some light conversation with Pear Butter, you find that there aren't a lot of topics you can get into that wouldn't involve you sticking around for an extended period of time to go in depth, and somehow you don't feel like letting them know that you've got a train to catch within about an hour.
When you finish your meal, you say your goodbyes and head off in the direction of the train station. It would be the one logical place for Twilight and Daring to be. Sure enough, they are there when you get there, but you find one extra pony will be joining your party - Blossomforth.
>"Hey, I'm tagging along. If you have a clone, I'm gonna braid her hair and call her Tammy."
>>168562"I thought cruel and unusual punishment was outlawed...I love it!"
[1d100 = 60]
>>168560To be fair it was only two posts. But yeah fuck spreading the drama past their respective threads past a "shut up wesley" towards Glimmernigel.
>>168541Fuck off. There is no inflation artwork of filly and let's keep it that way
>>168555>tfw every filly you make is rare because nobody saves them
>>168571I'm pretty sure there's some light cum inflation around somewhere.
>>168578Oh right, I forgot about that.
Don't really mind cum inflation, just so long as it isn't deviantart levels of balloon poners.
>>168471This scene is so well done! Smoldix is a professional.
>>168562Calling it here, Blossomforth is the changeling. Don't mention anything but play a practical joke when the train arrives and gauge her reaction.
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>>168607Oh shit, Filly's in for a surprise
>>168607>>168608What if she wants it to happen?
>>168579I don't like circle-tool inflation either. Just saying, a fire-hose enema would be some fun hijinks.
>>168609She wants to be sprayed?
>>168639>anon using a strap-on and riding crop to get revenge on a Twilight voodoo doll>Twilight just sorting her books before feeling something huge forcing her plot open>despite not directly feeling things, Anon gets into it as she hears Twilight squeaking and moaning in the other room
>Dawn in--No, wait.>Morning in Equestria.>Because I won't give plasma posterior the satisfaction.>At the sound of the birds starting their godawful racket, I executed a flawless retreat beneath the covers of my bed, pillow going over my head.>"Emerald Dawn~" a cheery voice cooed in a melodious manner. "It's time to get uh-uuup!">Ugh... too early for this shit."...go 'way... sleepin'..."
>The solar princess tittered to herself.>"Come now, sleepy bones. Rise and shine! You don't want to be late for your first flight lesson.">I let out a grumble."Yes I do. Too early..."
>I felt something start prodding me through the sheets.>"Come on, now. It's time to face the morning skies. Wakey wakey, Emerald!""There's nobody here by that name."
>I pulled the covers tighter around myself.>Not that it did any good, considering how its comfy embrace vanished with a pop.>Fucking hax.>"Come on now, my little sunshine. It's best to just face it head on.">I glared out from beneath my pillow as best I could.>Celestia just sat there, smiling her usual smile.>"It's time to spread your wings! I hear the kitchens are making blueberry pancakes this morning~">Again with the sing-song tone."Uuuugh... fine."
>I shove my pillow off of my head and roll for the edge."These had better be some awesome panca-aaaaaaAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!"
>Wind rushed past as my eyes snapped open.>The ground, far below, was rushing up past me.>As I began to flail, I briefly saw Celestia sitting on a cloud up above, my bed floating beside her.>"I believe in you!" she called down after me.>So this is it.>This is how I die.>In my wild flailing, one of my wings somehow sent me tumbling, making the world spin wildly."Oh god, I think I'm gonna be sick..."
>For a moment, I tried flapping, but that just made things worse.>Welp. The ground was looking pretty big and pretty fast now.>I curled up and covered my eyes, so I at least wouldn't have to see the end.>The sudden splat didn't happen, though.>Whether fortunately or unfortunately, the telltale hum of magic surrounded me.>I felt myself decelerate, then get pulled back into the air.>As I opened my eyes, Celestia gently set me back on my bed, still smiling.>"That was a good first try. Your technique was a bit off, though. I'd suggest trying to at least gain control in the fall first, then turning it into a glide.""JESUS CHRIST, CELESTIA! Are you trying to kill me??"
>At least I was awake now.>I scooted away from all the edges of the bed as far as I could as I tried to catch my breath.>"I did say that your first flight lesson was this morning. I'm just trying to teach you how I was taught.">I stared at her.>Her smile didn't budge."You're fucking crazy."
>"Language, dear.""How about letting me at least get some breakfast before dumping something like this on me?"
>She tisked and shook her head.>"Now now, that would just be extra weight you would have to manage. One step at a time. Are you ready for your next try?""No, WAIT!"
>She put her gold-shod hoof on my chest.>"I BELIEVE IN YOU!">With a mighty shove, I cleared the bed and began to plummet once again.>"Good luck, sweetie!""AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHH!"
>No pancake is worth this.>And so, my morning went.>>168533>>168536L-lewd...
>>168643I suppose that's one way to learn how to fly.
>>168625What a strange filly
>>168639Kek. She's going to have a hard time explaining that one.
>>168641Wew
>>168575Meant for this to be a reply to
>>168557
>>168656i know that feel, anon
>>168643Since Twilight used herself as a reference for the transformation spell, would that technically make her like a biological parent to Emerald Anon? It'd be a shame if someone were to start that rumor and see it become the talk of all Equestria.
>>168643Anyone got a backlog of this green?
It's an interesting read.
>>168661Yeah, this.
>>168643Fucking make a bin, faggot.
>>168661>>168663Something like
https://pastebin.com/rKjhBUQy ?
Not all that fancy, but it serves its purpose.
>>168665You're quite welcome. Enjoy.
>>168666Satan us benevolent.
>>168559>implying Twiggles isn't gonna swing by at 1:30 to throw them off
>>168643>Sunbutt was taught to fly be being pushed off a cloudNo wonder she's such a weirdo.
I love it, please write more.
>>168643Well, that's one way to learn
>>168575>>168657No u. I save all fillies I see
>>168562"And here I thought that cruel and unusual punishment was outlawed. I love it!"
Blossom giggles.
>"It's not that cruel... and also, clearly that's not the case here in Equestria. Just look at the moon every night and you'll know not to piss the princess off."You see Twilight walk off to the ticket counter to acquire train tickets for the four of you. As soon as she's turned her backs, Daring positions herself between you and Blossom, and wraps a foreleg around each of you.
>"Yeah, I still don't get how the fuck Equestria's supposed to have enemies. Just let Celly start crucifying changelings or go full Vlad the Impaler. Your problems will be gone overnight."Blossom seems to wince at the mention of crucifixions, leading you to wonder for a second whether or not she might be a changeling. Then you realize that a changeling probably would not know what a crucifixion is. You nonetheless make a mental note to pull a prank on her to make sure it's really Blossom. As soon as this thought disappears, you find she's managed to sneak away from Daring's hug and made it to your other side. She whispers into your ear.
>"Is this normal for her?""She's only touchy when you get to know her. Otherwise, she's extremely asocial. I have no idea what her game is."
>"Hey guys, what are we whispering about?"Before you can answer, Twilight gently lifts Daring up in her telekinesis and moves her about five feet away.
>"Alright guys, train's supposed to be here in about ten minutes. Here are your tickets, don't lose them."She passes each of you a train ticket, which you keep in your mouth so you don't lose it. She then heads over to a nearby bench to sit down, and the rest of you follow suit. The wait is relatively quiet, but you do notice Blossom clinging to you a little bit, and Twilight keeping a close eye on Daring the entire time. You're not sure if Blossom was creeped out by Daring, or whether Daring made some sort of bad touch while you weren't paying attention. Regardless, as the train pulls in, you try to think of a prank that might prove this is definitely Blossom.
"Hey Blossom, I think I have something on my face. Can you check real quick?"
She turns to face you.
>"I don't see any-"You kiss her suddenly, and she freezes for a second, then makes a face that looks like a cross between a pout and a scowl.
>"Hey, just because I let you be my first kiss doesn't mean you can have 'em whenever you want."Clearly not a changeling.
>>168691Just a prank, bro! Ha, I got you good!
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>>168691While waiting for the train to arrive you all should share stories about yourselves or something gay like that. Something something something getting to know eachother better because elements.
>>168694[1d100 = 61]Forgetting to roll is going to become a regular thing isn't it?
>>168691"Yup, it's confirmed, no way a changeling could make a face that cute."
[1d100 = 79]>>168695Eeyup.
Remember when Countryroads died that time, came back, drew fillies here for like a day and then died again? That was funny.
>>168643I love this green.
>>168691Play a game of Hangman or a similar puzzle game.
[1d100 = 59]>>168707Internet is spotty in West Virginia.
>>168708That would've been funny if he weren't a leaf.
>>168708West Virginia has internet?
>>168707I miss CountryRoads
I always loved the fillies he drew
>>168707pain isnt funny anon
>>168718That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
>>168750Great job Lone, you killed the thread as well.
>>168816>Implying we're not all lurking.
>>168816>implying Lone had anything to do with this
>>168823>He's never played any Star Fox gameAre you even 18?
>>168823>"Oh hey there! You must be Twilight's filly!">"Must be adopted, of course. No way a foal came out of a pussy THAT tight.">"Probably shouldn't have said that with you here, haha. Name's Braeburn, but my friends call me Chad for some reason.">"Anyways, I've gotta go. Bulk Biceps is waiting on me, and those weights ain't gonna lift themselves."Wut do?
>>168831"How much did your friends pay you to say that, you flaming homosexual?