It's on the same level as power level wankery. One side says magic, the other side says nukes and ponies are always portrayed massively out of character with their ideology. It's shit.
I'm really not familiar with it. I've heard of it but I don't know what its all about.
>>162997Think Europe's migrant
invasion crisis, but global, with ponies, transformation and brainwashing. It's the same kind of cultural cuckoldry.
>>162997The Conversion Bureau. In a dark future where the planet is rapidly dying due to pollution and barely any of the air is breathable, Equestria shows up between UK and America in a magical barrier that's slowly expanding. The barrier erases all traces of human civilization, buildings and pollution included, like a big Elements of Harmony wave. This Equestria is a dimensional travelling anomaly that will perpetually jump from reality to reality to grow in size. Humans lack souls, so if they touch the barrier or any other magic thing, they die. "Queen" Celestia makes a deal with the world's governments: Set up Conversion Bureaus across the world and distribute free "Turn from human to pony" transformation potions.
Take the potion, become a pony, get shipped to Equestria, and live in some new Newfoal Community far away from the mane six and the rest of pony society, where you'll be taught how to bake goods and cook meals and make shit out of wood. As the barrier expands and devours more of earth, more land is teleported and added to the Equestrian landmass, while magic makes it full of resources.
I HAVE CONFLICTING FEELINGS OVER IT
>>162981>Conversion BureauIt's an excuse to show human supremacy against ponies and is almost always OOC from the show. No one has done a single Conversion Bureau fic that is actually interesting.
>>163052There was one I saw that had a fairly basic but interesting concept. It involved another portal opening up between a victorious post-war Earth and a show-accurate Equestria. It suffers a bit from human-supremacy syndrome, but at least the in-context Celestia is a nice change of pace. Since I'm absolute crap at explaining things in greater detail, I'll just link the fic here:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/173606/the-conversion-bureau-setting-things-rightIt's fairly dead, unfortunately. The last update was in March of last year.
>>163019Don't the converted turn into infertile brain dead retards too?
The first and only Conversion Bureau fic I read involved a rando transforming into alicorn Derpy, followed by Sunhorse going on a murderous rampage to remove derp. All because another alicorn threatened her rule, or something.
3/10 needs more Zeus-tier hissy fits
>>163094Only for the first week. Then they gradually grow out of it over the course of four weeks! It's there so newly-transformed ponies don't miss their old homes, attempt suicide, rock the boat for other newcomers, or cry over losing their hands and needing to learn how to bake with just their mouths and ovens.
It's only good when humans win
>>162997Generally it's about ponies trying to convert humans into more ponies, reasons are often different and range from trying to help us to Celestia being genocidal bitch or some dark magic shit. Involves human-pony war most of the time.
>>163019Also that whole premise isn't essential for conversion bureau as a whole, I think that it's only one universe/series.
>>163133That's the original story's premise, as created by Chatoyance.
Though I heard she took over for some guy who tried to write a "How earth became Equestria and why we occasionally see human shit lying around" story who gave up when he noticed he made it super anti-human accidentally.
>>163139I though this was the orignal story.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ERvIakzNX5y1zeIgLYZZKVtAYO8d6_YQNVHl9CK_WMM/edit?hl=en_USThe one that they are commenting.
http://ponyriffs.weebly.com/non-riffverse.htmlAlso, this site is pretty funny but not as it was intended. It seems to be your typical liberals that are critical. The whole site is like a culture of critique. Oy oy oy!
Mostly of the stories that they commment on the site are completely worthless stories. They seem to think that it is an easier target to make fun of and it is. However, more often than not they just point out the obvious flaw or say something like, "This is stupid" and leave it at that. What I am trying to say is that most of the thing on that site isn't worth reading since the commentators are not funny. They think they are because they have picked an easy target but they forget to actually create a joke with the material that they have.
But there are two other stories that have been commented on on this website that I can recommend.
This first one I found today. It is kinda of funny to see their comments. They really get mad about this story. It is just a dumb story. You can just see how self-aware the writer of the story is. He is trolling and they all take the bait.
Yeah, I know I should not be so spiteful https://docs.google.com/document/d/1d2iOJXfs44nPjBJfvhLS3vFKqCp8lNyPQXl3vhjyOWo/editThis one is just funny.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ERvIakzNX5y1zeIgLYZZKVtAYO8d6_YQNVHl9CK_WMM/edit?hl=en_US >>163294maybe not recomend but whatever