We've gained many newfags over the last several weeks, and it occurs to me that many of them may not be aware of the story of the Denver Broncos. THIS IS A DECLARATION OF FOOTBALL. THIS FOOTBALL CONTRACT BETWEEN YOU AND THE COMMUNITY OF MLPOL IS UTTERLY NON-NEGOTIABLE. TO DENY FOOTBALL IS TO DENY FOOTBALL ITSELF. FOOTBALL.
1. The first thing that needs to be understood by all is that the Denver Broncos are Football. Not just 50% Football, not just 69% Football, not even just an admirable 85% Football. The Denver Broncos are 100% Football. In fact, the Denver Broncos are so 100% Football that they traveled back in time to a time when they were already 100% Football, and became 100% Football 100 more times, bringing the grand total to 1000% Football. Then, they kicked a bear in the nuts and enraged it, and pulled its scrotum up over its forehead and told it to run home to mama, and the bear did explode into Football, which added like another 5 to 10 THOUSAND MILLION percents to their already impressive Football total.
2. John Elway is the Emperor of Football. He is also the Chancellor of Football, the Doge of Football, the Pope of Football, the Living Embodiment of Football. To know football you must go through he, and also through him and He and Him, but never through Xim or Xe or XHOE, for that would be faggotry most foul.
3. THE DENVER BRONCOS ARE LITERALLY THE ENTIRETY OF FOOTBALL. Were you ever to question this you would be flung backward in time FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS where you would be subjected to the humiliating prospect of beginning life again at Football Kindergarten, where you would languish in a pit of eternal basketball for NINE QUADRILLION YEARS until you became more Football. It is best for all if you just steer clear of this scenario.
4. John Motherfucking Elway will not stand for any of your played-out nigger-tier butterchurning-ass bullshite, and will punt you DIRECTLY IN THE DICK if you ever deny the Football of the Denver Broncos or attempt to pursue the path of False Football.
5. FOOOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
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Your name is handegg.
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>>129451
Thousands and Thousands of years ago, when the earth was without form and football had not yet come to the world, the ponies wandered in Basketball and even did thence drift into the degeneracy that is Soccer, the anti-football, the False Football to end all false footballs. And thus did the Eagles proclaim: "Welcome to the Hotel California!" And the degenerates did laugh, for they all lived in California.
And then the light of Elway did shine forth upon the shadows of the world, and cast out the faggots and their faggotry. And henceforth did his mighty dong expand, and there was no room left in the world for soccer, for it shriveled up and turned into frisbee golf, where it remains in San Francisco to this very day. And all the Ponies of the Land did line up to fellate Elway in a fashion most pleasurable unto Him, and he did proclaim this new nation to be Equestria, which in latin means The Land of Football.
Thousands and Thousands of years ago, when the earth was without form and football had not yet come to the world, the ponies wandered in Basketball and even did thence drift into the degeneracy that is Soccer, the anti-football, the False Football to end all false footballs. And thus did the Eagles proclaim: "Welcome to the Hotel California!" And the degenerates did laugh, for they all lived in California.
And then the light of Elway did shine forth upon the shadows of the world, and cast out the faggots and their faggotry. And henceforth did his mighty dong expand, and there was no room left in the world for soccer, for it shriveled up and turned into frisbee golf, where it remains in San Francisco to this very day. And all the Ponies of the Land did line up to fellate Elway in a fashion most pleasurable unto Him, and he did proclaim this new nation to be Equestria, which in latin means The Land of Football.
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>>129456
You know what goes great with heresy? The Denver Broncos.
Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.
Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.
t. Denver Broncos.
You know what goes great with heresy? The Denver Broncos.
Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.
Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.
t. Denver Broncos.
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YOU ARE ALL COMMANDED TO MAKE MEMES IN THE NAME OF FOOTBALL
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>watching the NFL
>watching the propaganda machine known as sports
Good goy
>watching the propaganda machine known as sports
Good goy
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>>129462
That is a very tasteful image. Reminds me of the story of the flood from Genesis.
In the days of yore there was no football, and no Denver, and no Broncos. There was however John Elway, for John Elway is eternal. And God said unto John Elway, thou shalt build me an ark, only it won't be an ark so much as it will be football.
And John Elway did build football 40 cubits wide and 40 cubits deep with a circumference of 40 million cubits and a football. The football was pleasing to the God and the American, and he said unto Moses: You should be more like John Elway you raging faggot.
And Moses said unto the Lord: Fuck you I'm a Patriots fan.
And God did smite Moses for his faggotry and there was much rejoice and football was had for all. And John Elway did make more football and put football on the moon and put all the footballs in space which made the world for the third time that day.
Amen.
That is a very tasteful image. Reminds me of the story of the flood from Genesis.
In the days of yore there was no football, and no Denver, and no Broncos. There was however John Elway, for John Elway is eternal. And God said unto John Elway, thou shalt build me an ark, only it won't be an ark so much as it will be football.
And John Elway did build football 40 cubits wide and 40 cubits deep with a circumference of 40 million cubits and a football. The football was pleasing to the God and the American, and he said unto Moses: You should be more like John Elway you raging faggot.
And Moses said unto the Lord: Fuck you I'm a Patriots fan.
And God did smite Moses for his faggotry and there was much rejoice and football was had for all. And John Elway did make more football and put football on the moon and put all the footballs in space which made the world for the third time that day.
Amen.
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>>129464
You know what I need more of? John Elway.
John Elway is the king of all football and creator of the Denver Broncos. He was cast in bronze and forged from iron 12,000 years ago by the almighty god Dan Reeves, who came inside Rainbow Dash one fateful December night and created Hurricane Katrina which blew all around the world and killed all the black people but unfortunately they came back to life and asked for money.
However John Elway was also born that night, and he grew into a mighty demigod who then set forth on the road to become a full god as soon as he had lunch, and then he became football through the divine will of Jesus Christ and much to the awe of the American he went on to create football in his image.
Godspeed, John Elway, for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Football.
You know what I need more of? John Elway.
John Elway is the king of all football and creator of the Denver Broncos. He was cast in bronze and forged from iron 12,000 years ago by the almighty god Dan Reeves, who came inside Rainbow Dash one fateful December night and created Hurricane Katrina which blew all around the world and killed all the black people but unfortunately they came back to life and asked for money.
However John Elway was also born that night, and he grew into a mighty demigod who then set forth on the road to become a full god as soon as he had lunch, and then he became football through the divine will of Jesus Christ and much to the awe of the American he went on to create football in his image.
Godspeed, John Elway, for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Football.
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>>129478
Niggers have long since been the dark and oily Yang to the heavenly white Yin of Football. "Truly I say unto you," said his Majesty John Elway, "It is easier for a football to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a nigger to stop nigging long enough to get out of public housing."
The niggers were niggerish long before there was football, in the time long ago when footballs were not yet in space. But then Neil DeGrasse Tyson was made emperor of all the niggers, and they was kangz for a time. But then John Elway sent them off into space where they floated around in the blackness of space until eventually they became black, and thence they floated down to Detroit where they still exist to this day.
Then John Elway exploded into John Elway to become John Elway for all time. And so it was that there was now football.
But not always were there footballs, for some there were no footballs. Those without footballs did not have footballs and thus were not American. But then American came forth and Abe Lincoln freed the slaves which was probably a mistake but he made up for it by becoming a football and punting himself to John Elway who caught him and sent him to space to relieve Tom Brady of all his footballs so Tom Brady could go home to his kids.
Then there were the Denver Broncos, and football was for all time.
Niggers have long since been the dark and oily Yang to the heavenly white Yin of Football. "Truly I say unto you," said his Majesty John Elway, "It is easier for a football to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a nigger to stop nigging long enough to get out of public housing."
The niggers were niggerish long before there was football, in the time long ago when footballs were not yet in space. But then Neil DeGrasse Tyson was made emperor of all the niggers, and they was kangz for a time. But then John Elway sent them off into space where they floated around in the blackness of space until eventually they became black, and thence they floated down to Detroit where they still exist to this day.
Then John Elway exploded into John Elway to become John Elway for all time. And so it was that there was now football.
But not always were there footballs, for some there were no footballs. Those without footballs did not have footballs and thus were not American. But then American came forth and Abe Lincoln freed the slaves which was probably a mistake but he made up for it by becoming a football and punting himself to John Elway who caught him and sent him to space to relieve Tom Brady of all his footballs so Tom Brady could go home to his kids.
Then there were the Denver Broncos, and football was for all time.
How does John Elway feel about the 4chan cup using the forbidden art of virtual divegrass? Can the power of football convert these heretics, or is the tournament doomed to a life void of everything, because all is football?
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>>129839
Elway do as he always does. He excels and scores. I don't think there is any "sport" Elway can't do. But it is not true Football as Elway invented for the world.
Elway do as he always does. He excels and scores. I don't think there is any "sport" Elway can't do. But it is not true Football as Elway invented for the world.
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