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D&D is now introducing gender fluid elves
>Dungeons & Dragons is set to introduce a new feature for elves that will allow characters to change their gender once per day.
>D&D lead rules designer Jeremy Crawford… [says] the upcoming Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes introduces a special ability that some elves use to choose their gender at the start of each day
>One of the big themes in Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes is the concept that elves were once a mutable race. Their creator Corellon Larethian was an androgynous being and elves could originally change their forms at will, although they eventually lost this ability when they descended into the Material Plane.
>However, according to Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes, some elves retain a blessing of Corellon. As part of this blessing, these elves can actually choose their gender whenever they finish a long rest. These elves can choose to be male, female, or "neither" based on their moods or feelings.
>Dungeons & Dragons, at least the most recent Fifth Edition, has made it clear that players don't need to be "confined" by binary notions of gender. The game's Player's Handbook notes that some elves are androgynous in nature after Corellon's image, while noting that players can also choose to present their characters however they wish.

But within D&D lore, the feminist matriarchal drow threaten to kill gender fluid elves, because they can change into women, and threaten female power
>A drow that can change their gender is seen as an affront to drow culture, not only because it's a direct blessing from Corellon, but also because they can choose whether to be part of the ruling female class.
>Drow with the ability to change gender usually have to take sanctuary in temples of Corellon because they're considered dangerous to other drow and are considered outcasts, or even killed.
http://comicbook.com/gaming/2018/03/14/dungeons-and-dragons-genderfluid-elves/
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No.128899
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D&D was always gay
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No.128900
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Genderfluid Elves are just like genderfluid people: they only exist in fantasy worlds.
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>>128897
Who will roll to genocide all the abominations? I would, but I have terrible luck.

Well… we all knew that allowing gays to have rights would start to spiral out of control and spread like a plague into every area of our lives. It’s only a matter of time before each facet of our existence will fall to this degeneracy.
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>>128899
Digits confirmed but hasbro owns D&D which means they could bring this shit mlp
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>>128907
I swear to god if they put some lgbtbbq shit into pony I'm finished. That's it, no more fandoms for me, ever. I'm getting rid of all my media accounts and TV and will not watch or play anything with a copyright date later than 2000. Might even move to a shack in the woods and marry a plushie just to be on the safe side.

I don't care what they do to G5 because I'm not touching that shit, but at least let this series end on a wholesome note. Please just let me have this one.
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>>128914
I'm doing that currently with video games same with tv show except mlp and few animes for the moment, just means probably watching reruns of the golden age of television for the rest of my life
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>>128920
There's worse fates to be had.
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>>128901
Rolling [ 1d100 = 4 ]
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>>128928
Fuck.
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>>128897
Nothing is sacred. Rev up those gas chambers.
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>>128901
[ 1d100+100 = 189 ]
I never was into DnD but there are people who practically swear their lives by it. Leftism is destroying literally everything we love. The day of the rope cannot come soon enough.
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Rolled 16
>>128901
Watch this
>>128897
Is nothing sacred anymore?
Anyone wanna place bets on what the left will ruin next?
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>>128897
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i cant fuck elf chicks anymore!
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>>128970
Shit roll m8
>>128899
Kys leaf.
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>>128897
So if an pregnant elf chooses to be male one day, would it be conducting an abortion?
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No.128980
Elves already lack sexual dimorphism.
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>>128914
It has already begun.
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>>128897
Great, more reason to purge elves.
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>>128914
>I swear to god if they put some lgbtbbq shit into pony I'm finished.
This. Holy shit.
One of the nice little perks about watching a show made for little girls was that it lacked the bullshit sexual narratives that permeate every other media in society.
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>>128897

i never played D&D and i honestly don't care about this shit, i was always more of a Warhammer guy myself. The good thing though is that this will hopefully put an end to our resident ERP circlejerk on /vx/, which i highly welcome.
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>>128996
I don’t think you could kill the /vx/ rp even if everyone in D&D was forced to be gender neutral. Those guys are just having fun and shitposting, not sure where your distain for them comes from.
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>>128999
Checked. Don't mind him, he doesn't approve of fun anywhere
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No.129003
Okay anon so you want to play an elf wizard? Do you want to play as a gay elf or black femdom elf?
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Fish on /tg/ over this, it's full of sjw mods and shills.
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>>129008
Damned imaged didn't attach
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No.129011
>fuck elf pussy
>wait some hours
>you fucked a dude
>be gay
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>>128996
Sour-kraut.
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At least we still have Tails of Equestria
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>>129028
There's a lot more than just ToE.
https://rpg.rem.uz/_Collections/Cartoon%20Games/MLP/
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>>129045
Holy shit!

Are there ERP rules for this thing?
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>>128975
That post really made me think. Are elf fetuses existentially fluid and poof in and out of existence as the mother changes gender. Fuck this gay postmodernist earth.
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>>129075
For the ones that run on D20 I think these should work.
https://rpg.rem.uz/Dungeons%20%26%20Dragons/3rd%20Party/3rd%20Edition/Encyclopaedia%20Arcane/Nymphology%20-%20Blue%20Magic.pdf
https://rpg.rem.uz/Dungeons%20%26%20Dragons/3rd%20Party/3rd%20Edition/Book%20of%20Unlawful%20Carnal%20Knowledge.pdf
https://rpg.rem.uz/Dungeons%20%26%20Dragons/3rd%20Party/3rd%20Edition/Book%20of%20Erotic%20Fantasy.pdf
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>>128983
We require more Zyklon B.
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>>128897
Implying all the elves weren't faggots to begin with.
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>>129125
This
Why do you think elven women prefer literally any other race than elven men?
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>>129115
Is there a Typhus out break herr anon?
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