/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

what's the criteria? how are we judging this? any particular rules you want set in place, or is this just a free-for-all designed to stir up opinions and autistic screeching? if so, that sounds fun!

>>127742
Panka Pi

>>127746
Judge by the criteria that makes the most sense. For me, it is waifuablility. Celestia makes the most sense as she is both seen as a strong ruler and a caring mother. The later is desirable in a wife, the former I find hot.

>>127763
I would like to second this

>>127763
Y?

>>127768
Elaborate.

>>127742
S1 - Rarity
S2-S5 - Twilight Sparkle
S6-S7 - Starlight Glimmer
Just my opinions on my favorite pone.
As far as I'm concerned, S7 is the last season.

>>127767
Alright then, those rules make sense. I guess I just have to show you all true taste as a result.

>>127742
Rainbow Dash

>>127746
Does it matter? The answer is Rainbow Dash

>>127771
Why the shift between S1 and S2?
>S6-S7 - Starlight Glimmer
Why WOW! Communism?

>>127770
While not perfect No pony is Ponk is one dedicated to making others smile and happy. She honestly wishes others are happy, even if it brings no benefit to her.
She is also one of 3 of the mane 6 to hold an actual working class job, showing some level of work ethic.

>>127775
No she's not. She is a selfish, rainbow haired dyke. Prove me wrong.

>>127742
I try to stay true to Cherilee, but there is so many ponies to like. They all have their positive sides.

>>127777
Check (but not sure what it means)

>>127769
She's everything I could ever want in a waifu. Fun, existing, bakes good food, makes me smile and laugh.

>>127777
Checked.

>>127783
It means the anon needs to explain shit. /mlp/ shitposts, /pol/ debates erratically, /mlpol should ideal do both.

>>127777
Rarity just seemed very interesting to me at first. Quite the conflicting personality.
Twilight eventually won me over with likeness on my own personality.
Starlight just somehow works for me. Looks, color scheme, style, voice, it is all very appealing.
I also like how she really has a genuine struggle to change who she was.

>>127783
it means that even Epona is wondering why somebody would like a communist.

>>127790
Just don't imply I like commies.
If Glimmy stayed commie, I wouldn't like her.

>>127791
but anon, communists don't change! non-humans are always going to be non-humans, training a dog to behave doesn't make it a person.

>>127783
Celestia > Luna
Join her on the moon, Lunafag.

>>127782
>selfish
In her very first episode she gives up an opportunity to help her friends. In Hurricane Fluttershy she's dedicated to completing the task Celestia has assigned them… Unlike Fluttershy. Same in Dragonshy, and basically every other episode where duty is involved. She's the element of loyalty for a reason

>dyke
Maybe in your fanfics anon, but there's no evidence in the show

>Rainbow Haired
She has great hair, yes. And it's her natural color too

>>127794
you sure you got the right poster?

>>127795
If anything, the looks she gave Quibble says her barn door swings correctly.

>>127795
Thank you.
>>127794
Meant for >>127773 and >>127796 (you)

>>127792
Fug
t. former commie who saw the errors in his way.

>>127800
He's confusing commies and niggers.

>>127795
In The Ticket Master Rainbow Dyke was going to take the ticket when her other friends backed down. It was only peer pressure that dissuaded her.

>waifuing ponies
LMAOing at your shit taste rn

>>127804
They are usually both the same thing. It is easy to see why.

>>127807
I do admit a certain affinity for exotic green bug pussy.

>>127778
Besides, look at her

>>127805
Uh huh

First off, yeah she's more self centered in the third episode of the series. It's called character development. You need an imperfect character for that to happen.

Second, every pony in that episode - pinkie, rarity, applejack, fluttershy, every single background pony - wanted that ticket for themselves. Only Applejack was arguably altruistic and even then her motive was more money which allegedly some would be spent on family members. Rainbow dash was being honest.

Thirdly, it's the funniest moment of the whole episode

>>127814
I wonder if she is soft and fluffy to hold.

>>127817
That was the very moment I was sold on watching more of the show. I was still pretty iffy when I first started.
Rainbow said to me this was going to be a little bit different.

>>127785
Pinkie would also be overweight due to all the bakery she would make. That is not ideal, unless you're into that.

>>127820
>Rainbow said to me this was going to be a little bit different.
What, do you have a Tulpa or something?

>>127823
Pinkie burns off all of the sugar by constantly bouncing around and radiating party energy.
She's like a hummingbird.

>>127818
I would feel cheated if not
>>127823
>implying 4th wall breaks don't consume fat like a motherfucker

>>127823
>Implying she doesn't work it off within 5mins of eating it
>Implying she doesn't need the additional sugar because of how much work she does
Coming from a sunbutt worshiper I'd expect you to understand this.

>>127816
Didn't your waifu lose to the bughorse?
Twice?

>>127832
Tia lifts the sun everyday. She stays in shape, really! Also what plumpness she does have fills her out nicely.
>>127834
Pure Canadian Communist propagandist revisionist history. Celestia did nothing wrong.

>>127829
That doesn't answer the question.

>>127794
At least the moon has only been visited by cool people. Have fun with all the losers on earth!

>>127797
Quibble is a trap.

>>127843
citation
FUCKING
NEEDED

>>127848
I will, and I will also enjoy something here called cake. By the way, cake is not available on the moon.
>>127851
The truth is out there, go find it.

>>127856
>I will, and I will also enjoy something here called cake.
This is why she is best princess. Not best pony mind you but best princess.

>>127856
>the truth is out there, go find it
I already have and it's a beautiful blue mare who's seen the stars from their perch in the heavens who is without a doubt better than her sister and every other uppity peasant.

>>127856
And who will make that cake?

I haven't even watched the show and I think Applejack is the best.

>>127866
Got some bad news for you Chile anon.
Might want to go full Pinochet on Hasjew.

>>127866
Chile bro knows whats up. Not as good as a Princess, but still the best regular pone.
>>127869
(((They))) will never be able to take apple pone from us. We woun't let it.

>>127767
This, there is literally no other contender, she is best pony in size, shape, position, disposition and agenda.

>>127869
Hasbro will see that, like in society, once you erode the base of it: honest and hardworking people, it crumbles to the dust, as will do their franchise. It'll be like pottery.

I'll just enjoy the slow motion train wreck that is putting SJWs in charge of your franchises.

Excuse me, but it's really obvious.

>>127742
Theres only one correct answer.

>>127767
Yes indeed. Celestia is the biggest and the best!

>>128211
I am growing stronger

There're are two best ponies.

Let's use math.

Pinkie Pie, by being Pinkie, helps bring joy and laughter to a small town.

Twilight Sparkle was the spark that made the Elements of Harmony work. She's kind, intelligent, and an all-around wonderful pony. Literally, her only flaw is caring too much and panicking when shit hits the fan, and she gets over this, rendering her 100% flawless.

In the AU universes Glimmer created when she decided to literally act more evil than Eyobard Thorn or however the fuck you spell that (Reverse Flash from the The Flash comics) Twilight's magical awakening was cancelled. We never find out what this did to Twilight in the other universes, but we do occasionally see other familiar faces in the different universes. I guess you could call RD or Pinkie best pony for surviving warverse, or Fluttershy for surviving Changelingverse, but the historical importance of Twilight Sparkle cannot be overstated. She's the reason why we aren't speaking Sombra-ese right now.

She was my favourite pony from the start, and even all the shit they heaped onto the old characters to "Make way for the nu" can't dilute the absolute perfection that is Twilight Sparkle, my first ever crush on a fictional character.

>>128211
*Bass-Boosted versions of Rule Brittania and All Heil Brittania play at the same time in the distance*

>>127778
>dedicated to
other ponies Fluttershy can make people smile without even trying. it is just inherent in them

>>128269
Patrician tier taste, my friend.

>>128269
10/10 logic.

Im a little bit disappointed that no one said Aryanne yet

>>128334
Ary is less waifu, and more a sister-in-arms imo.

>>128339
Pretty much this.

>>128339
This, and Leslie Fair is a best friend you can talk politics and economics all day with.

AJ will always be my waifu.

>>127807
Thankfully I’m not the only bugfag here.
>protective of family
>cares for her children
>wants a big family
>wants the best for her kind
This is best pony period. And she can look just how you want her to as she literally lives for pleasuring you. Queen bug is ultimate waifu.

Mein Poni.

>>127742
Glimmer, of course!

>>128615
>>128625
Cucked degenerate judeo-communist lovers sighted.

>>128766
Fuck you.
She's repented and earned a place in my heart.

>>128615
10/10 would fuck her into a nationalist socialists.

>>128797
Hey, she was converted to Friendship and all it took was a lecture, who knows what ideas penis would make her embrace.

>>127742
Octavia is best pony and personal favorite Waifu.
>German
>musically talented
>kind
>would be an excellent mother
>we could make such beautiful music together
Oh my yes.

>>128872
>German
German? She's not Erich Zahn

>best pony
That would be Rainbow Dash

But in all seriousness I really like Octavia

>>128872
>German
The fuck are you getting that from? She's british sounding.

>>128876
It’s a British accent

>>128895
>>128876
>>128874
I was under the impression the name was German, however it is Latin in origin and with the accent, I’m afraid your right, and I need to amend my chart.
>Anglo-pony
Best pony.

>>128872
>>128919
Good choice for best pony.

>>128919
Anglos are part Germanic though.

>>127809
>Not understanding that humanity is doomed to be sinful until the day The Son of Man returns to punish us all for being sinners, and taking with him the few who try to walk with god.

Relax, hell is going to be very painful for us all. Then we can have eternity "weeping and gnashing of teeth".

>>128872
God tier waifu, shit tier instrument

>>127823
Actually, she would burn that sugar pretty fast, the real problem would be far worse than a little weight

>>128835
Trump needs to make ponies real already.

>>128872
>>128874
>>128919
>>128930
>>128933

Octavia is obviously austrian like all great classic musicians.

>>128966
One is the way. What's Right and what's wrong can be determined objective i.e. natural law. There is no original sin for Muslims.
Are they going to heaven notwithstanding doing it with goats and then killing them?
>hell is going to be very painful for us all.
That depends what you believe in. Are pre-christian Europeans going to hell for being nescient of Jeff (yahweh), what of the time before the bible?

Anyhow. I propose that some if not all of the main 6 have hoodwinked us, hark to there rhetoric in the most recent seasons. And so I present to you best pony: Ms. Peachbottom. She did not succumb to corruption like the others. This is because she had such wee screen time. However methinks that even if she did get more screen time she would stay steadfast, due to the nature of her character. I for one enjoy enigmatic types; we may never truly know what her character is like off the job & how much of her authentic self does bleed into her work. But fro what I know we see a character that does not conform. Most if not all ponies are grinning most of the time. She is mostly solemn, critical, but also merciful as she frowns in revolt. There is a sense of depth, uniqueness… Her name is Peachbottom, now if that's not what I think it means then I don't know what it means.

>>129273
That's Harshwhinny, not Peachbottom.

>>127807
>>127811
>>128559
My thoughts exactly.

>>127807
>>127811
>>128559
Glad to know i'm not the only bugfag on this site.

>>129334
think you not to research? don't you think I might know more then you when it come to my favorite pony?

>>129397
This is literally a "not canon" moment.

Call her that all you want, but her name is Harshwhinny.

>>129735
Harshwhinny Peachbottom

>>127742
What heresy Meghan McCarthy's words mean naught to you, She was the story editor after all. And by going public about it she shone a light. I say what he >>129749 says (thanks chap) both of these names belong to her and not that grass maned, chicken branded pony. (that got it by accident). Tell me what's the hubbub about canon if Hasbro too serves ZOG. Honestly does the chicken branded pony need a name, hardly anyone cares for her?

>>129859
Faggot shippers deserve death

>>129881
I just want to make it clear that I do not in anyway support faggotry. It was merely a convenience since I was talking about them both. Forsooth no one yet has drawn Ms. Harshwhinny Peachbottom (both being her name :^) to my liking, ain't that some trivia.

>>129735
DAMN IT THIS→ >>129859 WAS SUPPOSE TO BE FOR YOU!

>>127742
Fairly dead thread but still, from a /pol/ perspective I would say either Applejack, Celestia or Glimmer.

Applejack because she represents traditional values, is family-oriented, a hard worker, no-nonsense and just a real all American girl in general. Celestia represents the ideal benevolent dictator. And Starlight is the reformed SJW/Commie who saw the errors of her way and now seeks to spread real friendship and harmony.

>>133614
>reformed
this guy

>>133614
>>133616
Ignore the faggot.
You have good taste, anon. Glimmerbrohoof

>>133619
oh get a room you fags

scootaloo

>>133685
Why did you post a picture of a chicken?

AJ.
No arguments needed

>>133688
i want to rape the chicken