/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>117654
A horn is not a penis and it is not attached to a genetic male, if it is attached to a genetic male and you're doing sexual things to it, you are unreservedly gay.

It would taste like high energy particles.

>>117670
This.
It'd be like scratching a dog behind the ears.
However, if you need to ask if something is gay, you're probably doing it in a disgusting way.

>>117654
If a human girl stuck her finger out and told you to suck on it it would feel kind of gay. If an earth pony or Pegasus put a strap-on horn and told you to suck it, it would feel kind of gay too. Also I imagine it would taste like hair, if unicorns get their horn the same way deer or moose get their alters then it is covered in hair and skin until the rub it against something to tear it off, this also makes sense because their horns are same color as the rest of their body.

>>117697
This guy knows what's up.

>>117721
Indeed.

>Would it be gay to give a mare a hornjob, if you're a guy?
If you are thinking about dick while doing it then yes.

What do you think a Unicorn's magic would taste like?
Probably like bone.

>>117772
I want a unicorn to do magic with my bone.

I want to make Twilight Sparkle horngasm into a bottle and sell it in some homemade lemonade, quietly laughing as ponies wonder why it's so refreshing and sparkly.

>>117654
Definitely gay as for my opinion.
But mb it's just a slav speaking in me.

>>117654
Anon, you should stop believing in Freud's nonsense. It's not gay.

>>117828
Doesn't really seem gay to me. Based on what I've seen in R34 the horn is an erogenous zone for a unicorn, so you'd basically just be stimulating her in a way similar to sucking on her clit or nipples. The fact that it happens to be somewhat phallic is incidental. If you're letting her fuck you in the ass with it or something that's another story.

If the whole thing is too much of a grey area for you you're probably better off with a pegasus or an earth pony waifu.

>>117832
How is your relationship with your mother?

It’s as gay as fucking a girl in the ass

>>117934
Isn't fucking a girl in the ass slightly gay?

>>117944
not nearly as gay as fucking a dude in the ass

>>117944
Nah.

>>117944
Not into anal anyway but this >>117945

>>117892
>If you're letting her fuck you in the ass with it or something that's another story
Now, do you say gay oral sex is less gay than gay anal sex?
Because thats what you're kind of implying.

And I personally would better be grabbing onto the horn with my big manly hairy arms, while fucking a unicorn, thats a more proper stimulation of an erogeneous zone anyway.

And yeah, btw, depending on who you ask, you can even hear that
>sucking on her clit
is sorta gay according to some people here.

>>117654
>>117698
>>117828
I would argue that anything a male and a female do woth only their body parts in a sexual manner is not really gay since you are simply enjoying the body of the opposite sex so I would say not gay since I figure that is what heterosexuality is. However image in OP is gay.
>>118046
I don't know if you are the one espousing this opinion, but I don't think it is gay to suck the clit because it is still part of the vagina. That would be like saying it is gay for a woman to suck a man's penis because it is homologous to a clitoris.

>>117654
I'm not sure, I might need more images of this to come to a conclusion.

>>118195
Dammit, made a couple of mistakes. In scond paragraph, replace vagina with vulva, man with male, and woman with female.

>>118195
Well, gay for women.