/mlpol/ - ITT YOU ARE DRUNK

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DRUNK THREAD.
POST HERE IF YOU ARE DRUNK.
POST DRUNK STUFF.
IM DRUNK.

>>38401
>offbyone kenobi

>>38403
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

>>38405
I have that shirt!

>>38405
OH LAWD YOU LOOK EXACTLY HOW I EXPECTED

>>38408
I'm not actually drunk, I just wanted an excuse to get out some low level shitposts.

>>38408
>>38407
>WHO ARE YOU QUOTING?

>>38400
>>38411
ay lmoa duboles my guys

If you dont post on this site regularly the you should fucking fuck off to leddit and normal chan.

obligatorily posting

>>38419
My dubs say you are gay.

Faggot
>Faggot
Faggot
>Faggot
Faggot
>Faggot
Faggot
>Faggot

>>38420
these dubs say NO U

twisty is a faggot tbh

>>38425
rarity a faggot tbh

Where are your mods now?

(doin\' ur mom lol)

>>38429
No. Check yours.

>>38432
Then,who's bum is it in?

(ur mom\'s lol)

>>38435
I swear it isn't mine

>>38436
Moddy Pi answered us.

>>38437
whut
<tinyboard bantz message><span style="font-size:72px !important">(ur mom :^) )</span></tinyboard>

I don't like alcohol so I just smoke pot.

>>38440
Shit, fucked up my capcode

>>38442
good job, weenie.

>>38443
You did this

>>38444
I would say trips of truth, however I'm only shitposting to get out my low-energy stuff I wouldn't use on the site.

>>38445
and I hope this worked...

>>38447
what now, weenie?

>>38449
What now indeed

>>38450
what it is, is that VPN>mod banter!

>>38451
Idunno, I'm just here for the party

>>38453
I was too, until a mod decided to go and mess with my flags. I can already nullify it, so for the sake of not having to do any more of this can you just give me back my flag again?

>>38450
tell twisty he's gay. or ban me. either one will be funny

>>38453
you think you can beat me? nah.

>>38457
just give me back my stuff, and we'll call it even. I've already gone through this with you, and it was a longer ordeal than we both probably wanted to deal with.

>>38458
If you don't want me to fuck with you, you shouldn't ask for it m80

>>38459
in what way is light sarcasm asking for my nationality to be changed? if I wanted to shitpost under a different flag, I'd just go back to nu/pol/.

(USER IS A MASSIVE FAGGOT)

>>38461
in case you forgot

>>38462
fun may be allowed, but this isn't that fun for me. can't handle sarcasm or something?

>>38464
Nobody likes a wet blanket

>>38466
nobody likes an over-reactor, either.

(>HEAVILY IMPLYING)

>>38469
>inb4 replies with blankpost

>>38469
It's a commentary on the stranglehold Jews have on the mainstream media. Also, ur mom lol

>>38473
nevermind. if you were trying to, I'm back on my natural IP.

I love you moddy pie

(luv u 2 m8)

>>38473
I'll fix it. I'm not going to change your flag anymore because you suck all the fun out of it. It's supposed to be a lighthearted joke, and I wouldn't have left you as a leaf. I'd have changed it after our shitposting was done. But I won't even try anymore. k?

>>38478
thank you, I'm incredibly patriotic and get pretty irritated when my flag isn't normal. we can still be friends, though. just not for shitposting.

>>38478
>>38480

Now kiss.

>>38480
I think it's autism.

>>38482
it very well may be, people I know have told me to get checked.

>>38483
Maybe a good idea

>>38484
probably. I might look into that.

>>38484
just took an online quiz, it's the third to say that I've got a problem. not going to a shrink though, I'm fine being autistic and I don't want meds.

>>38425
>>38455
Bad dubs, you're a faggot.
>>38480
>>38478
Bad singles you are faggots.

>>38398
I haven't slept for the last 60 hours, can i come in?

>>38680 My sevens >>38677 are better than your not sevens. This is high quality thread.

>>38728
Stop collecting welfare from french government Varg

>tfw when drunk every other day except today

U faggots. This thread is gay. Stop. Also drunk nao.

Tfw to drunk to make good post

>>38952
Stretch moar faggot

>>38952
>tfw not drunk enough to make good post

drinking whiskey atm. I was just looking for a place to discuss politics, but I'm 8 episodes in and 'm actually starting to like the show is that bad? I feel sorta weird...

>>41066
Some necro shit. I wasn't gonna drink tonight, but I've got this thing that's been going on with my right lung that hasn't gone away in a bit, and it's bugging me tonight, so I figure I'll just get wasted in case it turns out to be a something serious whenever I get around to going to the doctor. I'm all out of whiskey, so rye vodka it is.

Show's good. Cute shit. Pretty likeable. I got into it when I was just a wee lad and it was all pretty new, but I like it. It isn't exactly wholesome if you look at some of the episodes, but it is that nice, kid-friendly shit. Starts out that way at least. Season 2 on is a different animal. Still fun, of course. What's your favorite so far?

>>41102
season 2 opener combo has to be one of my favorites as both episodes are pretty damn funny, and an actual antagonistic god figure appears with more than just pent-up family issues. some of the lolsorandumb stuff in it was actually a bit funny to me as well, and the star wars end for beating a star trek enemy was also a thing.

>>41108
Season 2 opener was fun. There was only one season when I first found the shit. It was blowing up so big by early 2011 that I decided I had to give it a go that year. Spent like a week and a half just marathoning the whole first season and rewatching things. Man those were good times. Back when I had the self respect to keep it a secret too, made it scarier. No lock on my door in those days.

Had to get past the season 1 premier before I started to really like it myself. Up until that point it was alright as a kid's show, but not something worth making an ass of myself over. 'Bout episode 4 though I started to just have fun with the characters and enjoy them as ponies. Ride never ends.

>>41066
You should watch Apple Buck Season and Party of One if you like that kinda slapstick silliness. I know I do. And I recommend Winter Wrap-up as one of my personal favorites. That's like a fucking classic right there. Don't know if you are watching them in order or not.

Hmmm a shitpost thread...
What shall I post.
Oh well I'll think it over as I put Jews in my Oven.

>>41133
Are you putting chips in the oven?
Nigga what the fuck put that shit in the deep fryer

>>41171
as odd as it sounds, not every american is equipped to beer-batter and deep-fry everything we eat. in fact, dedicated fryers are pretty uncommon in the average household kitchen here.

>>41171
Nigger, what the fuck are chips? Do you mean fries.
They are called French fries.

Rum and coke
Reporting in

Back with the whiskey tonight. Woo!

Posting in drunk thread

>>38478
He seems like the type of drunk to get very oversensitive and aggressive with anyone does the slightest to fuck with him

>>42261
A bit maybe.

>>42261
funny thing is, I wasn't drunk. just an overly patriotic autismo.

Anyone else tonight?

>>42808
Can't afford to be hung over tomorrow...
I think I'll just shitpost for a while longer and actually pay attention while I'm doing so for once...

>>42809
Alright then but ima have to drink double now

>>43345
Woot not alone in my drunk

>>43346
I almost suspect that if ur drunk on Mlpol, you're never alone

>>43366
I say dubs confirms it

>>43342
It's unhealthy to drink alone. That's why this site is savior foi me.

>>43370
Ive got music playing myself while browsing

>>43342
Buzzed and comfy, winding down reading greens.

>>43373
I tryed to do some reading but had more then I thought I would

>>43368
>>43370
>>43373
I was thinking about going out, but there's ponies here

>>43374

i like how she is holding the beer without a glass

>>43372
Friday night fashwave?

>>43380
I made a list of mlp and pol music so I have a nice mix of musics. Was for a stream but now its just me list

>>43381
Nice! I'd love to hear it!

>>43381
Post the links in the aesthetics thread: it needs a bump anyway.

>>43384
Id post it but already got crapped on for not being able to webm proper so I shut it down from public.
>>43385
Don't have much fashwave and not sure if all of it would be conisder aesthetics anyway

guess next question is what is everyones drink? Apple Jimbeam

>>43395
Whiskey. I got it from my grandad's house, and I have no idea how valuable it is...
I quite honestly only just started drinking seriously due to some irl bullshit: I feel like I may have picked up kind of a bad habit though...

>>43397
Yeah it can turn into one lol. I tend not to drink but im on day 4 straight. Rl be shite kek

>>43395
Cap'n Morgan Cannonball.
Btw, op img is creepy af

>>43399
>>43400
Double dubs. Save it friend its all spoops.

This thread is nao a smoking section

>>43517
>dat second pic
Fug! Wtf is that thing? Looks like a special gift from Tree Hugger.

>>43517

I never liked Fluttershy. She always struck me as a leftist doormat that fucks the animals she hoards.

I can't be the only person literally waiting for 'tea' (more o' tha cannonball)

>>43872
I am too.
>>43550
Oi, say that shit to my face, anthro posting faggot.

>>43873
>>43873
She's definitely a leftist doormat, but I wouldn't say she fucks her animal hoard

>>43872
>F5
>ITT YOU ARE DRUNK
>"Shit."

Well, tea that's been steeping for half an hour is actually pretty great. I totally meant to do that.

>>43878
How does one summon Atlas?
I'm not making my Earl Grey until I have confirmations the oarty has started

>>43877
>>43872
>>43876
>>43881
We're about to start a thread with a link to the thread. It should be about five minutes

>>43881
The correct way to summon atlas is to set fire to a DVD copy of MLP season 3 in the middle of a pentagram drawn with the blood of an unborn pony, with tealights lit at each point of the pentagram.

>>43881
>Earl Grey
Mein fucking nigger! I'm drinking that too. How's yours brewing?

>>43905
Getting ready to make it even though I cant join the party.
Gaad to know I'm not the only one that appricates Earl Grey though

I don't know about you, but with this whole.Meme War 2 and that phatty CNN doxxier over in thread, I'm thinking anons should keep their horsepussy close and shoot first

>>46015
>>45229
>>43908
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>>43892
>>43887
>>43884
>>43881
>>43878
wew we wew wew nigger its the time of the month day night week nigger we are in here and been here.

>>49249
Here, have some pretzels!

>>49251
thank you
want some grünkohl with mettwürstechen?

>>49255
Danke, I prefer weisswurst!

>tfw Friday and didn't even realize I could get a beer from the fridge before seeing this thread in the catalog
^:)
spoiler tag because it's Guinness

This board is slow and so is my Friday night, wooo! Drinkin' some shit beer and eating a platter. Did some drinking earlier, but I might move on to liquor in a bit.

>>49632
I miss alcohol sometimes.

>>49640
Life made you quit, huh? I used to have a problem, a much bigger one than I do now. Went to the urgent care once upon a time, blood pressure was through the roof. On a tangentially related note, I've since come to discover that I have this completely involuntary panic issue too. Even when my mind is clear, my reptilian brain is making me hyperventilate and wig out. Anyway, I cut back, even though I still drink more than I should. The biggest thing is that I stopped smoking and started doing an hour of cardio per day. I feel a lot better now, and I can drink enough to have fun without just making myself feel like shit all the time. Feels good. Someday, I'll start lifting so I can get rid of this gut, and cut back on the booze even more. Starting to get real fucking tired of being alone all the time. 23 and the clock is starting to tick, ya know? I'm beginning feeling the pressure. One step at a time though. I'll just enjoy it for now.

>>49641
It got to be a pretty bad problem at one point several years ago. I would start drinking and keep going until I blacked out, and then start drinking again whenever I woke up until I blacked out again. It would usually end up being about 3-4 days of just me locked inside my crappy little apartment with the blinds drawn getting blasted. Whenever the binge ended I'd get withdrawal symptoms for the next day or two, which is absolutely horrible to go through. I did go to urgent care a couple of times because of it, mostly I would just kind of white-knuckle through it or try to taper down with low-alcohol beer. Once I had some weird auditory hallucinations, usually I couldn't sleep and when I was able to I always had incredibly fucked up lucid dreams. I pretty much had to stop or I probably would either be dead or homeless by now.

I do kind of get nostalgic sometimes about how it was before it got out of control, just coming home with a bottle of something and staying up all night bullshitting with anons on 4chan. Can't go back to it, though, I've learned I have literally no impulse control once I start drinking. Be careful, I guess would be my advice.

>>38398
I am the Trash man and I am here to invade your thread

stop gloryfying alcohol abuse

>>49658
I kind of have to agree, desu..

>>49658
>triggered
Or?

>>49658
>>49661
Oh look... Fine, drinking is bad, alright? Alcohol is bad, m'kay. So, uh... you shouldn't drink alcohol. Because it's bad. No one will deny that.

Now if you aren't here to drink and have fun with your jew-hating, pony obsessed online friends, kindly go elsewhere. We're trying to have some semblance of fun here.

>>49732
Don't worry. I'm by no means a prohibitionist or a puritan.

>>49734
>Not being a Puritian

>>49735
>"Puritan"
>Having three waifus

>>49735
>Being Puritan
>Opposed to happy, loving sex between married couples
I'd rather die, you loveless faggot.

In b4 some fag steals the trip get

Holy shit fam, tonite was a blast

>>50417
>Was
It hasn't even begun.
Just wait till I get home from work.

I'm a degenerate with no fucks to give

>>50551
>>50551

You need to recognize the value of your own mortal existence and weaponize is for a greater good, Anon.

>>50565
Fuck that shit. Im this way because I did shit for others. Im a used up shit who has no fucks to give anymore. Booze gets me tho

>>50568

You can always do better. Don't be a nihilist.

>>50570
much much to late

>mfw someone in another thread did something rly dumb

>>54356
Wut did he do?

>>54358
nothing, nothing at all

is it wrong to have trust issues?
>call in local store for certain product in stock based on website
>older folks answer the phone and have no idea of what I am asking for.
>tell me that the poduct is not in stalk
>old people dont know what the fuck im even talking about
>I'll check for myself
>drive 18 miles out confident in my impulsive behavior
>arrive to store only to find out that the product is in fact not only out of stock but not even labeled to be in stock in the first place
>waste of fucking gas
>Walk out with booze and a mouse pad instead of the product I soo wanted.
>come home and shitpost on /mlpol/
fuck you

>>54416
Just find a middle ground between cynicism and being too trusting

>>54416
You've made a presupposition that old people won't know what's in their stock. Pretty dum if you ask me.

>>55620

is this man a new site mascot? i saw him getting posted several times now.

>>55785
Based Gene Shalit is the patron saint of agitated rectums. Known to soothe tired buttholes with his satiny tongue, teasing the taint with his voluminous pubic face.
His presence brings relief and comfort to those stricken with sphincteritis

I am drunk on new flag

WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!

>>56511
Try not to go too crazy with it

>>56512
It doesn't quite have the power of the israeli flag. What type of crazy is your concern? Because I can't really think of any*

* Subject to change without notice

>>56513
The biggest objection to ideology flags has always been that shitposting countries can hide behind them, with the geo-flags being the last line of defense against shitposters

>>56516
I tend toward intellect rather than drama as you might know.

Hands up! Don't national profile me bro :P

:)

>>56516
So basically you fear he will destroy the reputation of the new flag

>>56521
Hello Friend! Wait let me tarnish the flags reputation from the get-go.

https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/sociopol_vril06.htm

The real trick for those smart enough to see beyond the silly is what they allegedly accidentally discovered. The silly part acts in a manner similar to horse pussy keeping the secret obscure.

>>56525
>>56521
>>56520
>>56516
Can I get a rundown on this flag? Also NWF flag? Also bump for drunkposting later.

>>56516
just add a string to include geolocation on the flag
i.e. Heil Hoofer (Canada)

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