/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>375280
if you're that short you should never stand next to a woman that tall for an official photo
>she's 5'4
oh no no no no no no no no no no no no

>>375281
The whole world is run by goddamn gnomes.

>First wamen prez
I can't believe we did it first.

>>374873
why is it that all female presidential candidates laugh like maniacs?

>>375281
can't get uppity with the jews goyim, only whites.

>>375310
Because all politicians are evil, and the deranged, forced-laughs that politicians make is amplified through a high-pitched female voice.

>>375310
Administration is the realm of men. For a women to have the fortitude to sustain within politics would require her to have rejected her womanhood, her humanity. What's left is a psychopath.

>>375325
Hence why Harris is childless.

>>374873
Acidic corrosive cringe at this hag
I trust the Don shall eviscerate her in a debate and generate maximum lulz in doing so

>>374982
Think of all the deceased voters ballots the Democraps will be needing to overturn the election this time

Is Biden even alive right now? Maybe he refused to step down so they pushed him down the stairs and said it was covid. Who knows at this point. American politics is such a dog and pony show

I saw the ad where she calls Trump an "existential threat to our democracy". Just fucking end this farce. Only the most braindead coma patients can still believe that fucking narrative. God damn it.

Gonna repurpose this thread into a Harris info dump

>>374873
She's a <50IQ, heavily inbred East Indian descendant whom happens to be a wannabe dothead. Heels Up Harris was her likely official sexworker name while [working as a barista & bartender], due to the number of paid-for sexual encounters which occurred during her time as a [drink server].
Indians, whether native (in India that is) or immigrated, utterly despise her: nearly all family and politicuck connections are ziofags, with an unusual number of banker and human trafficking (((friends))).

She would be unable to remove herself from a soaking wet paper bag with excessive aid.

Imagine the smell.

I saw this image today, and realized that I can no longer tell the difference between clever memes making fun of Democrat propaganda and actual Democrat propaganda.

Such blatant lies

We're reaching astroturf levels that shouldn't even be possible now.

>>375449
Based imaginary old man.
Do people still make these "and everyone clapped" posts unironically? Those were already regarded as jokes even back then.

>>375450
People who live unremarkable, pointless lives can't resist making up stories to feel better about themselves and fight off the crushing weight of nihilism.

In case anyone needs a refresher on who this woman is:

>She falsely imprisoned nearly 2000 non-violent Black men in prisons for manual labor past their release dates. (https://prospect.org/justice/how-kamala-harris-fought-to-keep-nonviolent-prisoners-locked-up/)
>She barred DNA testing from a case that could have freed Kevin Cooper (who is largely believed to be innocent of his convicted murder charge) from death row. (https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/05/17/opinion/sunday/kevin-cooper-california-death-row.html)
>She allowed millions of illegal immigrants poor into the country and gave a finger-wave "do not come" response with absolutely no plan of combatting or limiting the invasion at the border. (https://apnews.com/general-news-3400f56255e000547d1ca3ce1aa6b8e9)
>She turned her attention away from Planned Parenthood who had been exposed for illegaling selling fetal tissue (aborted fetus flesh) in exchange for sums from $30-$100 by their own admission, and instead prosecuted the journalists who exposed that information for breaching privacy, despite being said and filmed within a busy restaurant and confirmed by The Centers For Medical Progress. (https://www.centerformedicalprogress.org/2015/07/cmp-statement-in-reply-to-planned-parenthoods-cover-up-of-baby-parts-sales/) (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pp-baby-parts-sale/)
>She laughs and responds with absolute nothing answers to every bit of important discussions with statements like "X is like Y but with another line on the side, I love X!". (https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/07/22/kamala-harris-coconut-brat-venn-diagram/74494862007/)
>She funded the Minnesota Bail fund to release violent criminals because they were involved in George Floyd riots, including Shawn Tillman, who immediately went back on the street and killed a St. Paul rail passenger. (https://freebeacon.com/biden-administration/kamala-backed-bail-fund-puts-murderer-on-the-street/)
>She hid Biden's cognitive decline (despite how obvious it has been) from the public and then staged a coop to threaten him with the 25th Amendment unless he stepped out of the presidential race and endorsed her for President. (I really don't need to source this one, it's pretty fucking obvious).

Remember when MSM outlets were parroting the same dialogue about journalistic integrity and misinformation to imply that reports of Obama vaporizing Syrian kids was a hoax? Harris' campaign is playing that card again but this time their strategy is to label their two male opponents as... Creepy and weird and so like, not vibing. Yikes. You wouldn't vote for these two weirdos, would you anon? You friends and family might think you're a creep.

https://fixupx.com/elonmusk/status/1818296731655721420
Question:
>How are you going to combat inflation?
Answer:
>The cost of living is going up and that's hitting families hard. Build Back Better will help, and it won't cost anything because we'll pay for it.
Lmao, she has nothing.

You would think that spending $200 million dollars would get you more than "orange man weird"

>>375566
They're just rapidly throwing new stuff at the wall to see what sticks now. They have a lot of money, but very little time to astroturf.

Wow, the shills even come here....unreal.

Looks like your little fag strategy of spamming cartoon mares didn't work to keep the shills out

>>375574
It did keep the redditors away though

>>375573
What shills?

>>375574
It was never meant to deter shills. Shills are deterred only by the fact that this board is so slow that it's not worth paying people to post here.
Horsepussy just deters redditors and other normies who would otherwise shit up the place.

>>375579
>>375578
>madam president spam
>look we kept the redditors away!

fucking kys faggots

>>375583
Shut the fuck up, you retarded nigger. I made this thread, and I'm a regular. The thread is an obvious parody of the 2016 Hillary Clinton threads, repurposed into an info dump on Kamala Harris. Learn to recognize irony.

>>375588
thats why its spammed all over pol about 1000 times daily?? fucking kys degenerate faggot

>>375594
Lmao, imagine being this retarded. Learn to take a joke.
Besides, since you didn't notice, this thread was made before Biden dropped out and the Harris astroturfing began.
Ask me how I can tell you're a tourist.

4cuck is being raided by her paid shills. We all knew it but here's a screencap.

>>375599
Expect 4cuck refugees.

>>375594
>spammed all over pol
Oh, I see how it is. You're a 4/pol/ refugee who's come now that 4/pol/ has been rendered unusable by the sudden influx of astroturfing last week. Calm down, Anon. We're chill here. Embrace the mares.

>>375600
It looks like they're already here.

>>375602
It's probably a good thing. Might spice up the site a bit.

For any 4/pol/ refugees, mlpol allows doxxing. If you want to doxx your raiders feel free to use our site.

https://fxtwitter.com/BRICSinfo/status/1818425015609561266?t=svivL8BrE5u8pieKLe8lKg&s=19
Harris wants to use executive orders to steal your guns.

Fluttershy unrelated.

>>375599
I suppose they need to put that money to use. The woman literally has fuck all for a platform. Every ad and speech has just been some sort of "fuck the other guy, I'm just better mkay?!".
The democrats obviously in utter turmoil, probably busier debating whether to cheat harder this November or appease former Biden donation monies than actually giving a shit about Harris and her retarded antics.

"Orange man bad" is her entire platform.

>>375652
They seem to be putting a lot of work into astroturfing a serious campaign for her, or at least serious by lefty standards. I don't follow normie social media at all so I have no idea whether or not it's actually successful, but they seem to be trying pretty hard to meme her into office. From what I've seen the memes are pretty bizarre, something to do with coconuts and Trump/Vance being weird. Also, apparently Kamala is "brat," whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean; I assume it's some kind of zoomer slang.