>Hi, Marble Pie here. Well, this is my last video. It all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the Day of Haytribution, the day in which I will have my retribution against humarenity, against all of you. For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty I have been forced to endure an existence of loneliness and unfulfilled desires. All because stallions have never been attracted to me. Stallions gave their affection and sex and love to other mares, but never to me. I am 22 years old and still a virgin. I have never even been kissed by a stallion. I have been through Stone-iversity for two and a half years, more than that, and I am still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure, but in those years I have had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair. You stallions have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you stallions aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It is an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I am the perfect mare, but yet, you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious whorses, instead of me the supreme gentlemare. I will punish all of you for it. On the Day of Haytribution, I am going to enter the hottest fraternity house in Ponyville and I will slaughter every single spoiled, chauvinistic stallion jock I see inside there. All those stallions that I have desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked at me as an inferior mare if I ever made a sexual advance towards them. While they throw themselves at these unicorn sluts, I will take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you. You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one, the true alpha mare.
/mlpol/ - My Little Politics
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>I am 22 years old and still a virgin
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She's literally him.
Not even a chance.
Not even a chance.
Her 2.88 seconds in the Christmas special make it unbearable to watch. She needs several hugs.
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>>375637
>Her 2.88 seconds in the Christmas special make it unbearable to watch
Idk what the authors were thinking when they decided to add 2.88 seconds of pure, unfiltered heartbreak to that episode with no recourse. What were we supposed to take away from that? That poor Marble is just a sad, unlucky mare doomed to be alone forever because she was to shy to ask before her crush was taken? That some ponies don't deserve happy endings?
Usually when someone's heart gets broken in TV-land, that same character is later later in the show depicted with someone else, even as a short background pic, to show how they eventually moved on. That didn't happen with Marble: She's shown in the finally with no coltfriend to be seen. Even a stonefaced autist like Maud managed to get a coltfriend, but Marble is alone forever. It's not fucking fair. They had time to canonize LyraBon, but they didn't have time to show Marble holding hooves with some background stallion just to give her a happy ending?!
>Her 2.88 seconds in the Christmas special make it unbearable to watch
Idk what the authors were thinking when they decided to add 2.88 seconds of pure, unfiltered heartbreak to that episode with no recourse. What were we supposed to take away from that? That poor Marble is just a sad, unlucky mare doomed to be alone forever because she was to shy to ask before her crush was taken? That some ponies don't deserve happy endings?
Usually when someone's heart gets broken in TV-land, that same character is later later in the show depicted with someone else, even as a short background pic, to show how they eventually moved on. That didn't happen with Marble: She's shown in the finally with no coltfriend to be seen. Even a stonefaced autist like Maud managed to get a coltfriend, but Marble is alone forever. It's not fucking fair. They had time to canonize LyraBon, but they didn't have time to show Marble holding hooves with some background stallion just to give her a happy ending?!
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Marbles being in cuck-hell is a reminder to all viewers that there are ponies there, which means that even the unluckiest people deserve mares.
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