Hold your horses mate.
I'd like a pint with this cheeky cunt.
Takes time to shitpost, drive and drink cunts.
One day I'd like to get a pair of donkeys. How much land do they need compared to horses, and can they eat bacon, eggs and bread occasionally?
>>373264>can they eat bacon, eggs and bread occasionally?Nope, they cannot be overfed without medical issues such as a fat bulge on their shoulders that will never go away. Preferably they need a dryer climate and something like an acre per animal, also donkeys are social animals and need at least another buddy to be happy and mentally stable.
>>373264>I'd like to get a pair of donkeys.A warning. Is not advisable to own donkeys if you have neighbors living nearby, the donkey' screams can be heard from miles away if you leave deep in the country side. But a positive point, they are excellent 24/7 guardians of your chickens and ducks and will kill any coyote or big cat entering the perimeter.
>>373269>donkey' screamsdo they really scream day and night? I've never heard of this. Also never heard of donkeys killing coyote's and mountain lions. Seems like a tall tale.
>>373271>Seems like a tall tale.Not at all. There are videos of donkeys mauling and stomping on predators, and they kill them pretty good.
>>373269>>373271It's true. Donkeys make excellent sentries, because they will guard other herd animals like they would their own kind. They're also quite smart as well.
I've never heard of a donkey killing a mountain lion, although they could definitely maul a coyote. Most of the donkeys defensive ability comes from them being upfront and aggressive enough to chase/harass the predator away, as well as being too stubborn to flee.
>>373282there are videos out there of donkeys fucking up animals like hyenas. when they see something resembling a dog, theyll kill to pretect a herd.
Sad. I missed Octavia day because I've been overworking myself the last two weeks non-stop. On Octavia day, when I got home from work opened a beer and passed out before finishing it. Slept for 10-11 hours.
Found out today that it was Octavia day.
Octavia is my favorite pony too.