Then why did it wink at me?
"You're the one raising your tail at me, pervert. I was minding my own business, and suddenly some entitled mare starts flashing me? I'm the one who should be kicking your ass!"
>be smol green filly
>"Twilight, this ugly pervert keeps lifting her tail at me. Isn't she too old for this shit?"
Srsly, this is like when whores dress immodestly and then bitch about the male gaze
Wow, thats alot of pent-up sexualized rage. Against an analog of (you) no less. It almost seems like (you) are so self-abusive that you have fetishized it.
Consider getting help, anon
Reminds me of Fluffy Pony shit.
You're not wrong, lotta issues in that lot
Geez, that's a lot of projection, friend. I just the thought the green would be a clever plot twist to the OP since Nigel's dumb post didn't make any sense because the mare in the OP specifically addresses a lecherous human and I ran with the green. Does it make more sense now? I didn't expect such a sensitive reaction to it. Have a more light hearted follow-up.>Be Anonymous, a manly man.>You find yourself in Ponyville's hospital after having your wisdom teeth removed.>The anesthesia has pretty much worn off at this point and you're just waiting to be released.>"Ah, I wish they'd just let me go already," you exclaim to yourself.<"Phyou and me bofth!">You gaze drifts to the source of this annoyance. You see a familiar silhouette from beyond the sea green curtain...<"Stho, what are phey keepfing you pfor?">rape?>rape.>You quietly swing your legs over the side off the tiny hospital bed, stand up, and make your way to your prey. Your cock is already throbbing in anticipation.>You hear a faint sniffle from behind the curtain, followed by a scratchy voice...<I-I phon't know phow thome pfeople- er... I gueth ponieth can be tho cruel...">It's like a dam has burst as she completely falls apart and begins sobbing uncontrollably. You can see her withers swell up from behind the curtain with every irrythmic bout of weeping.>You silently walk backwards and quietly lie back down in you bed.>She obviously hasn't realized who you are yet.<"Noffing ever goeth my way! Ponieth all treat me like thit!" She rants.>Yet another bout of heavy sobs.>Some stupid, gay part of you almost feels sorry for her. You feel guilt coiling in your stomach.>"Hey... I know it feels like to get fucked over."<"Oh, really? Firtht, I get yeeted into alternate univerth, then I geth abandoned by phthe ponieth thuppothed to help me, and then... I get harathed by thome pithy mare and geth my jaw kicked in and phucking raped by phthe only perthon that mighth underthand me!">She's letting all out. Her voice croaks and squeaks in between heavy bodily weeping, only stopping to snort her own snot back up her snout and to try and catch her breath.>What a whiny faggot.>"It's okay," you barely muster out the hollow platitude.>She just doesn't stop...>"For what it's worth, I know what it's like to have nowhere to turn to, to feel like the world is just shitting all over you...">Dead silence punctuated only by a faint whimper.>"Things might be tough now, but you're more than a victim and other's actions don't define you... Things'll get better, just hang in there.">"I-I'm sorry," you finally wrench out after a pregnant pause.<"It'th okay. It'th not your pfault. Thorry for hrambling," she croaks out.>A dreadful silence fills the room as you find yourself at a loss for words.>Some time goes by before you're mercifully relieved when the doctor stumbles in with a clipboard resting on his foreleg before turning to speak to you.>"Well, Mister Anonymous, you're free to go!">You glimpse to the curtain only to see the outline of a head suddenly jerk towards your direction.
It is very much welcomed.
Not Fluffle Puff, the "wawa bad for fwuffy" shit where weirdos fetishize bullying and microwaving hamsters with the minds of 3 year olds.>>347096
It's funny when women are wrong so being Anonfilly seemed funny at the time
Ok little pony, I don't know how you'd do it but you are willing to try
inb4 Anon tries to apologize to the filly but becomes addicted to serially raping him/her in increasingly comical situations instead seriously though this is entertaining, please continue
>Dear Princess Celestia
>Your remedial education on rape etiquette has improved me, my friends, acquaintances, star and bystanders' enjoyment and endurance.
>Your rock solid D student
>PS recently we stopped yet another Equestrian villian using friendship and your previous guidance.
You called it. That's exactly what I had planned. I'll try to shit something out after work today.
Posey's not only racist but allergic to other races
I actually haven't paid that much attention to the G5 stuff, but I keep seeing this horse mentioned. Can someone give me a quick rundown on who Posey is and why she is racist**?
**By this, I of course mean 'why does the fandom interpret this character as being racist,' not 'for what reasons is this character racist?'. We all know that there are plenty of perfectly good reasons to be racist.