Wife? Anon i got some bad news for you.
>>275071>>275082>8:49 AM, Monday, Ponyville trail, HD
I'm sorry. You have my condolences. There may be a slim chance of Changling impersonation, but the string of evidence...
pls do not l*wd rarara shes too cute and pretty for that
just because she's a lady does not mean she is not afraid to get dirty once in a while
Good thread for best horse.
she is quite pure i assure you
Her beauty still loves me stunned even all these years later.
I never understood the hype for Rarity. She's just some chick who acts fancy, makes pretty dresses, and likes taking advantage of Spike.
For every one good thing she's done, better ponies have done at least two.
And this character just has nothing going on! It's not like she's secretly also a DJ in a blue wig and pinkish glasses by night. She's just the annoying pretentious dressmaker.
Anyone remember Discord's first episodes, where Applejack had to be brainwashed into lying constantly and Pinkie had to be brainwashed into joylessly resenting the joy of others, but all Discord had to do to Rarity was make her see a big "dumb rock"?
hey guys I fixed my wifi. also that was me.>>278602
I guess the discord thing was pointless to mention since the show regularly writes characters OOC for jokes at their expense.
Remember when everyone suddenly found Pinkie's yapping so annoying she could be used to torture AJ?
sorry I can't help the blind to see anon, outside of my field
simply not true
there is no retarded-media in equestria
oh god, I love Rarity so fucking much
My waifu is not a degenerate that uses Tinder.
I hope they're rare enough.
Rarity is the spirit of /ub/, she's from a hilbilly family and fought her way into high society. She's earned all the respect she gets. She shows that you have to take care of your body, mind, and behaviour in order to get ahead.
Most of all, she's the embodiment of femininity, so if you like any other pony u gay.
Forgot to post Rarity with my sperging.
oh my god i did the same thing
If you happen to be making fun of me I deleted my post so we wouldn't have the thread spiral out of control and there would be a shitload of text and no Rarity. Since you've got 20 posts in this thread so far one might think that would be something you would've wanted.
I went to reply to you with a rarity but I clicked the post button before I added one
I wasnt making fun of you anon, i genuinely forgot to post rarity also!
I didn't realize yours had an entire wall of text though
I hope you didn't spend too much time writing it
Oh ok. That's kind of funny actually. It wasn't very long, I was actually trying to avoid an argument but I felt it was a bit too confrontational, so I just took it back.
g4 really does look spectacular
I'll say, it's as if it were cut from the finest of cloth.
I can't take it bros
she is so much more than everything
who would leave her sitting there all sad and alone by herself there
Shaken, not stirred, darling.
happy birthday you lads!>>304142
I love everything about her >>304309
I would fucking die for a Rarity/Octavia duet, I tell you
Is there room for pinkhoers ITT?
Myaaah! EAT THE PONY PUSSY HE-MAN! EAT IT!
pinkie and rarity are very good friends!>>307236
well that's lewd!
Oh, no it's lewd!!!!!!!!!
I would say it's friendship.
>Y'see I didn't want to have to do this Rarity dear, but I need your precious jewels for m'zapapple jaaaaamm...
>"Like this, darling? Are you sure you need me to steady your shot?"
>Right there, Rarity. Granny's going down in no time.