/mlpol/ - my wife rarity is so cute

my wife rarity is so cute

>>274979
Wife? Anon i got some bad news for you.

>>274979
rarara a hoe
fite mi >:^)

>>275071
what is the bad news

>>275071
>>275082
>8:49 AM, Monday, Ponyville trail, HD
I'm sorry. You have my condolences. There may be a slim chance of Changling impersonation, but the string of evidence...

pls do not l*wd rarara shes too cute and pretty for that

>>275755
just because she's a lady does not mean she is not afraid to get dirty once in a while

>>275758
rooting for you dining

>>275763
Rare is Good pone

>>275764
yes she is
she just tries her best

>>274979
Good thread for best horse.

>>275774
>>275775
rarifriends

>>276127
Yes you are QT.

best thread on /mlpol/

>>277954
>pwffzzt
Cutest mare.

>>277957
yes!
>>277995
she is quite pure i assure you

Her beauty still loves me stunned even all these years later.

>>274979
I never understood the hype for Rarity. She's just some chick who acts fancy, makes pretty dresses, and likes taking advantage of Spike.
For every one good thing she's done, better ponies have done at least two.
And this character just has nothing going on! It's not like she's secretly also a DJ in a blue wig and pinkish glasses by night. She's just the annoying pretentious dressmaker.
Anyone remember Discord's first episodes, where Applejack had to be brainwashed into lying constantly and Pinkie had to be brainwashed into joylessly resenting the joy of others, but all Discord had to do to Rarity was make her see a big "dumb rock"?

>>278600
hey guys I fixed my wifi. also that was me.
>>278602
I guess the discord thing was pointless to mention since the show regularly writes characters OOC for jokes at their expense.
Remember when everyone suddenly found Pinkie's yapping so annoying she could be used to torture AJ?

>>278600
sorry I can't help the blind to see anon, outside of my field

THIS IS YOUR WAIFU!!111

>>281710
simply not true
there is no retarded-media in equestria

oh god, I love Rarity so fucking much

>>281710
My waifu is not a degenerate that uses Tinder.

>>281890
CUTE
HOLY BUCK I LOVE RARITY
RARITY RARITY RARITY!!!

>>283675
I'll dig out more.

>>283680
I hope they're rare enough.

>>283684
rare and wonderful

>>292538
>>292539
rare rarity

>>278600
Rarity is the spirit of /ub/, she's from a hilbilly family and fought her way into high society. She's earned all the respect she gets. She shows that you have to take care of your body, mind, and behaviour in order to get ahead.

Most of all, she's the embodiment of femininity, so if you like any other pony u gay.

>>298544
Forgot to post Rarity with my sperging.

>>298774
>>298616
oh my god i did the same thing

>>298775
If you happen to be making fun of me I deleted my post so we wouldn't have the thread spiral out of control and there would be a shitload of text and no Rarity. Since you've got 20 posts in this thread so far one might think that would be something you would've wanted.

>>298796
I went to reply to you with a rarity but I clicked the post button before I added one
I wasnt making fun of you anon, i genuinely forgot to post rarity also!
I didn't realize yours had an entire wall of text though
I hope you didn't spend too much time writing it

>>298815
Oh ok. That's kind of funny actually. It wasn't very long, I was actually trying to avoid an argument but I felt it was a bit too confrontational, so I just took it back.

>>275568
Nice. Nice. Very good.

>>301680
AWWW HI SWEETIE BELLE!

g4 really does look spectacular

>>302310
I'll say, it's as if it were cut from the finest of cloth.

I can't take it bros
she is so much more than everything

>>303040
who would leave her sitting there all sad and alone by herself there

>>303100
Certainly not me

>>303103
hopefully no one would

Shaken, not stirred, darling.

happy birthday you lads!

>>304142
I love everything about her
>>304309
just damn

>>305238
I would fucking die for a Rarity/Octavia duet, I tell you

Is there room for pinkhoers ITT?

Myaaah! EAT THE PONY PUSSY HE-MAN! EAT IT!

>>307123
sure!
pinkie and rarity are very good friends!
>>307236
well that's lewd!

Oh, no it's lewd!!!!!!!!!

>>307342
I would say it's friendship.

>Y'see I didn't want to have to do this Rarity dear, but I need your precious jewels for m'zapapple jaaaaamm...

>>307537
F
This is escalating fast.

>"Like this, darling? Are you sure you need me to steady your shot?"
>Right there, Rarity. Granny's going down in no time.

>>307557
please duck down dear

>>307537
>>307557
>Huzzah! We have an arsenal of our own! Peasant!

>>308011
>She has yet to be informed.

>>310812
>I've got spurs, that jingle jangle jingle (jingle jangle)
>As I go riding merrily along (jingle jangle)
>And they sing "oh, ain't you glad you're single"
>And that song ain't so very far from wrong

Whomever were to take Rarity to Pinkie's Diner would be a lucky man indeed.

>>274979
Our Wife,Comrade.

>>311051
>Our Wife
No such thing komeraden. That's not how waifus work, at least if I may be so bold as to say as far as /mlpol/ is concerned. Each man has an instantiation, that being the mental and spiritual image thereof, of said waifu to call uniquely their own.