>>197455As long as she makes me tendies.
>>197455I like Pinkie most, even though Twilight is best pony.
So sure!
>>197455Won't date any of the mane6 honestly.
Probs would get a background pony or something
>>197467Pretty much my thoughts. Pinkie is my absolute favorite pone. The tier list goes like this for me: Pinkie>Sunset>Twilight>Fluttershy>Zecora>Applejack
>>197455Yeah, but we pack up the wedding and take it to Equestria. I'm not fuckin' a barbie.
>>197482>ZecoraRace mixers deserve punishment and exile.
>>197455yeah sure why not
add her to the harem I guess
>>197505>>197492But it is already species mixing so how can it be worse if I take a Zebra as my non-human waifu.
Unlike, the ponies she got stripes meaning her fur has two colors more than the ponies. You might say, "Oh, hurr durr all zebras got the same two colors while the ponies can have any color." But this just proves my point that you are a bunch of incel hillbillies who hate everything you don't understand. And that's a lot, lol.
Zebras>ponies because they always have the colors black and white, which is the absence of color and all colors combined respectively. Do you not even science???
Oh, well I knew you guys were dumb but I thought you would at least recognize the moral superiority off Zecora. I mean didn't you watch the show? Fact: In Bridle Gossip, Zecora doesn't hurt anyone but the ponies not only wreck her home but has the nerve to accuse her of crimes she didn't commit based solely on her appearance.
I hope you can someday stop being so afraid of the truth and just accept that you like stripes too. Until then, ciao.
So how did I do for my first shitpost/bait? What ratings would you give it? Is it too obvious and why? Is it dumb enough? In my opinion, shitposts should be funny to read. >>197537Sven-bro, I'm disappointed.
>>197537It wasn't really a clever shitpost, you just repeated the shit we hear every day from libtards. Good bait pisses people off instead of just making them roll their eyes.
Yelling "SONIC SUX" at a Sonic fan won't piss him off.
Saying "Man, Tails is so cute. I hope she gets her own game some day" will.
OP here
Wich of the mane 6 (or background characters) would you take as wife?
Explain your choice
>>197562Trixie.
Because she's great and powerful.
>>197562Applejack, because she's the closest to the model wife. And because I like apples.
>>197537Who can be behind this post?
>>197562That depends a lot on if we're talking poners or
humans ayy lmaos.
If it's poners, my vote's on Glimmy. Rocky insertion into the show aside, she's shown herself to be an upstanding, loyal gal with a real desire for bettering herself and others. Couldn't ask for better wife and mother material.
Helps that she's hot, tooIf we're talking ayys, then Shimmy, no contest. She's also upstanding, loyal, and with that drive to improve herself and others, only she's got the advantage of a better personality, demonstrable real-world skills, and you can actually have a family with her without any magic or mental gymnastics required. Objectively the best choice.
>>197455Applejack, without a doubt.
>>197455My life could use more laughter, ok.
>>197540Det är bara för att du är en nazistfasistrasist som inte kan åka el-skateboard i södermaln för du inte vågar ta av dig dina svarta stövlar och du avskyr all mäniskors lika värde. Kom igen, upp med labbarna! Jag var inte panzar general i lumpen för inget.
>>199747>Det är bara för att du är en nazistfasistrasistWOW!
A (((commie))) dares to threat a poner,
>>199747Better use the gloves shown by the pic with the (((oligarchs))) you say to hate.
But wait! You are attacking the workers with support of the (((banksters))) while you claim equality and communism as the way.
Hard to imagining a bigger liar and hypocritical creature than you.
>>197483Rangas are the spawn of satan, anon
>>199776But they make my pants feel funny
>>199784That's the demon magic anon, female gingers are literally Succubi