>this is the enemy
Feels good knowing you'll never THIS autistic.
>>18980I haven't seen this with a Jeff Goldblum image attached on /qa/ yet
>>18982I'll refrain in case the site determines it wants to accept
It is the policy of this website that staff shall neither promote, nor ban legitimate users for planning raids, as that is what the users want. We will never ban users for raid threads, this site is funded exclusively by the users, it is run by the users, and we listen to the users.
for reference on how the staff handles the users please visit mlpol.net/policy.html#staff
these are our rules for moderation, including the newly created rule #5 which I came up with so the users know, now and forever, I will not betray them. I literally do not care how much you try, you can never break the spirit of this website, you can never force the hands of the staff and you will never find us in a position of cowardice low enough to yield to you.
this site does not encourage it's users to raid any more than it discourages it
I am not the god of this website, I do not make the rules, I do not tell the users what to do, I do not make policy without the consent of the users. I listen to what they want, because I might own this site, but I do not own /mlpol/.
tl;dr: Clippity Cloppity, get off my property
Your raiding attempts are pointless. Because of your idiocy, we have implemented several new and effective anti-spam measures, ensuring that this website will be resistant against spam in the future.
Your pointless crusade has done nothing beyond improving the quality of this website. Look around you. Have you really accomplished anything? Thanks to our archive, we have access to the threads you "pruned" along with the full images contained in them.
You are pathetic, and bootyblasted over some shitposting on an unmoderated imageboard which was already destroyed by /jp/. I remember what /qa/ was like before swaglord raided it for attention, it was a really nice comfortable board, at least before it became a circlejerk about deleting /pol/ and touhou.
Your board, /qa/, has already been lost to swaglord. You are retarded for attacking us. If you really wanted revenge, you wouldn't be attacking us.
>>18994It was decided that we're all going to write him a response
>>18980TL;DR Get fucked Farley McAchmedadinajad
>>18995I would propose we do it in the ways of our ancestors: One word at a time.
>>18980You don't negotiate with terrorists.
Pneumonoultramicroscopiasilicovulcanoconiosis
>>18980I've only really been meta-posting on 4/qa/ recently, but sure, whatever.
I'm not about to stop making fun of /jp/sies on this site though.
Also, doesn't this faggot realize that he's only provoking a shitstorm? Once this email gets around /mlp/, /pol/ and any other group interested on pissing on /qa/, they'll all just storm there en mass. It'll be like when those feminists from dumblr invaded 4chins in 2014.
I kind off feel like this faggot really just got bored of spamming and/or realized that his crap was just provoking more reciprocity.
>>19024To be fair, we did go full-throttle for a good two weeks.
>>19025I think they honestly like the raids because it brings life to the board. I wonder how many non mlpol are shitposting after they saw what we did?
>>19027It was God's will. We were on a divine crusade and no blame should be cast upon us.
>>18987I don't want to toot out what this made me do, but use it well u glorious bastard(s)
>>19028/qa/ is basically just the designated raiding board at this point: Whenever something happens that pisses off an entire board, like /pol/, a bunch of the angry anons storm the board; then the mods simply ignore all screeching and reports from the board, and let all the angry Anons scream at a wall.
Genuine meta discussion ended years ago. The mods don't give a shit about that place.
>>18980have you considered the thread creation cooldown?
>>19033Least the mods get a fuckton of spam to the point they ban reporters and posters complaining.
>>19032Now I'm giddy
>>19034this - on top of disabling Tor completly and adding captchas for OP - would prolly solve everything. Just saying.
>>19039Captcha for OP is in place.
>>18987Just wanted to say thanks Atlas for not being a faggot and not worrying about what other people like this GR15DF loser thinks. /qa/ is our designated promotional board, and this GR15DF retard thinks its 'his' board and that we are 'raiding' it. No, /qa/ is simply our beachhead onto 4chan, along with /pol/ and /mlp/. It is our platform to remain in contact with the main community, and provides an opportunity for cross site pollination which is beneficial to us. This guy only thinks its raiding because he's an autistic weeaboo.
>>18994It serves as more of an announcement to make it clear to all users on both sides what the deal is, which is necessary
>>19034This is actually a very decent idea.
>>19086
posting is back sorry for the inconveniance
I wrote my response to this when atlas forwarded me the email.
We do not negotiate with terrorists. Honestly, your raids are an active benefit, its a great training exercise for would-be janitors and moderators in shill-detection and its let me grow from a team of three to a team of over 20 well-trained staff in a short period of time. Hell, come buy from my real-life business, I could use the staff growth and training there far more than here.
As you yourself said, you're not the only one doing this, and the other main spammer is better than you (read: actually effective in spurts) so taking your olive branch would not only not help out our moderation staff, it'd be an active detriment. As a moderator of mlpol.net, I literally do not care about 4chan /qa/ as its not under my jurisdiction, and as a personal poster I never cared too much for kikechan in general (hell, I would have never discovered /mlpol/ if my roommate wasn't a huge /mlp/fag) so I can at least promise you I will continue to not actively encourage /qa/ raiding, but I honestly don't care what my userbase does as long as it brings high quality discussion.
Keep secret-shopping my moderators, it keeps them sharp, it keeps them on their toes, and it makes this board a better place. So in a way, yes, I'm accepting your offer to improve my site. Bring it on, faggot.
Sapphire Star
>>19058It's really not that hard to spot shill threads. They are the only ones to use "nigger" or post stories
>>19050can you say whatever the fuck you just said in english
>>19063>be me>browsing my board>see someone being a nigger(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) >>18980Does anyone want to respost that email in /qa/ with a Jeff Goldblum image attached?
>>19069You are a hero. Now, if we could just post 50 of those…
This dude's faggotry just makes me want to raid /qa/ more. I was losing interest.
Heads up. Seems like they are planning loli spam next
>>19100>>19103Get ready to call the Party Van. Admin, give the host a heads up. With this, action can be taken against the site as awhole. Normally not but if they follow through, 4chans gonna get a fuggin
How do I become a janitor to help stop the raids?
Also mods, admins you are ultimate Bros, keep it up
>>19100Aren't they hosted on New York though?
>>18980> spending all your free time to raid /mlpol/ just to defend /qa/How pathetic can you be?
/qa/ is the most pathetic and shitty board on whole 4chan. It is literally worthless and mods don't care about it at all. It got raided by [s4s], is now owned by /jp/ and just consists of 6.000 "Delete /pol/" posts.
This guy really is pathetic enough to dedicate his life to /qa/. And he even thinks that /mlpol/ would care about his spamming. He really thinks that he can win this war alone, as a single person.
>>19144That's why, when 4chan /mlpol/ was deleted, we thought it was just too pure for this Earth
If anybody actually does post cheese pizza here, it isn't from me. It's the one thing i won't do.
>>19146Well thank you for having some integrity
Re: Raiding cum guzzler. Please know that your efforts here are wholly unjustified, however, they make for good entertainment. There's not a staff member among us who will bow to your feeble attempts at intimidation. That being said, it must be iterated that the life blood of this site lies with it's users; They are the motherfucking ebb and flow we the staff follow. Not you. Now go back to pegging yourself with corn dogs.
>>19145The child was too pure for the 4chan house. It's better we got our own home, here in the country.
We keep our horses, we live in a nice little close knit town and here, our son is alive.
>>19169Wha? Tan? Dose… Dose that mean… new oc soon? We can watch him grow?
>>19170The house refuses to accommodate the influx of children. So we have our own home. It makes sense for the child to live here. Plus, this new home is well maintained compared to the hole that was the old home…
>>19174Our mods, jans and admins are the reason
>>19178I am a lazy cunt. Please can someone let me know where Mr 15 usually resides on the web. Promise I will be pissfull. Anyway its the weekend and its sunny outside.
Fuck that is a nasty captcha. Pics pleas.
>>18980What the fug? This really happened. I guess their weaponized autism is bad. Also maybe and /i/ board like the good ole days if any of us are left over from them good ole days.
>>19185Here. He literally never leaves
>>19105>posting cp to get a board banned.So how does that work unless the ones whom post are pedophiles opening admitting that they are? Couldn't we tip the FBI or who ever handels that thing there is a pedo ring on 4chan?
FYI. I made a request to some old school horses. This does have a tendency to back fire but might be fun. Response will be slow but effective as the mysterons say.
>>19105>posting cp, thinking it would get a board shut down>having cp saved to his hard driveThis degenerate needs to be gassed.
>>19195Ton of pizza, then they report it to the host. 4chan did/had it happen abit
GR15 Defense Force here.
Since your time on the clock has nearly expired and you all have obviously chosen to cough on my generous offer of peace, I thought that now would be a good time to inform you that I do not just want, but YEARN to lick Roger Daltrey's savory butthole.
Roger Daltrey, lead singer of popular 60s rock combo The Who, is known for exactly two things: his malodorous bent schlong and the thick crusty ring donut that is the pooched out succulence of his glorious asshole, and it is the latter which occupies nearly all of my waking thoughts. Every morning when I wake up, I say a prayer to the Almighty that it will be today that I get to slowly lower his sweat-stained dungarees and slide my pink little tongue right into the salty depths of that delectable porthole.
I will roll my tongue around slowly, savoring each tiny morsel clinging to the moist aromatic tunnel. Slowly I will penetrate his rectum, inhaling the salty aroma of his moldy butt crack, as I reach slowly upward and gently fondle his sweet caramelized balls. His back will arch and he will lean backward onto me, pushing my face closer until my lips are flush against his poopy portal. It is then that I will feel his sphincter expand, and a hot rush of air will blow past my tongue as he farts into my mouth.
With a long slow slurp my tongue will exit his body, and I will collapse on my back as he moves himself into position above me. With a soft, lyrical cry of "Oi, suck on me chud ya grubby little wanker!" he will spread his butt cheeks, and deposit a big nutty beef log directly on my chin.
Thank you for allowing me to share this dream with you, /mlpol/ and may God bless and keep your beautiful community.
((NOTHING))
>>19230Is this fake, or is great 15 guy this retarded or wah…
>>19230Here is my reply. You won't find another one like it in the entire world. I have handcrafted this reply using skills taught to me by Indonesian monks over the course of a quarter century. I have honed these talents into the post you are currently reading. It is clear, concise, and best of all, a joy to read. The use of proper grammar and spelling is above and beyond any mere reading experience brought to you prior to this glorious moment. Indeed, no one has, or ever will, match the tenacity and sheer incredibleness of this post. There's simply no reason to even try. Hang up your posting boots, kids, the game's been won. This is the greatest reply ever posted in the entire history of the world. And you're welcome.
>>19196I very much like this image.
Can someone explain the death dumb and blind kid stuff. Am I missing out on Ken fiddle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peJ_ncxXung>>19242That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKbUm8GrbM >>19242It's part of a larger Rock Opera named Tommy about an abused kid. He has psychosomatic blindness and deafness after something traumatizing happens to him
>>19243He's a Pinball wizard, there has to be a twist.
>>19245And he's got such a supple wrist
Actually I have looked at /qa/ they seem a decent lot of people and this one person or small disparate group of individuals are not. If the attacks are direct to them then go ahead but /qa/ do not seem to be our enemy. In fact I think some of them would probably fit in hear quite well. Mr 15 is an arrogant cunt and that will ostracise him/her eventually.
As for raids enjoy them and when we get butt fucked like we did be prepared to rebuild and regroup like we did. THX to the admins for doing a good job after the bulimia. Personally I am going to leave the raids to others unless Mr 15 is 100% directed.
>>19244It's actually based on the life story of some Poo in the Loo that Pete Townshend had a man-crush on, the same guy Baba O'Riley was named after.
>>18980>Farley Ach-muhammed Al-faruk Al-rasheedPlease tell me this is not actually this retard's name. Please tell me that such stupidity doesn't actually exist upon this Earth. I'm not even factoring in his downright vile post, expecting the Mods and Admins to yield to the same corruption that killed 4chan itself.
>>19251I know the story. It was a Christmas special each year when growing up. I was more wondering why Mr 15 was using it as meme. Is this just him/her or is this chan stuff.
>>19249That's honestly why I try to write creative pasta when I fuck with them, I figure the people on the board who actually have a sense of humor might at least be a little amused by all of it, especially watching the weebs get buttblasted. When the weebs raid us they're just uncreative and irritating, no community would like the kind of crap they dump on people, which is probably why most of 4chan hates /jp/.
>>19256Chan is full of pesto photo albums. They just miss out on the fun we could all have if we were a bit more spontaneous. Creative raids on /qa/ are good as it attracts the right people.
I do think the Mr 15 crew have been quite creative at times.
>>19259I don't know what they've done that's creative, all I've seen are multiple threads with the same image and nonsense text, and stale /pol/ bait pasta about niggers. I respect that whoevers doing that stuff writes seemingly original work I guess, don't think that's GR15 though.
>>19262
just think before you post you faggot
>>19264
nope, I don't see that post
>>19262
>>19264
Can delete again. Happy now. Problem solved
>>19249This is what happens when you say kind things. Took hours for them to decide though especially as I actually reported myself.
>>19337Anon, you should censor your ip if you're going to post ban images.
>>19337It has already been changed. I forgot but not a big problem THX.
>>19339Well, I copy pasted the threat from Mr 15 onto QA with a semi-pony and then reported my own comment highlighting it to the mods. I know 4chan mods get a lot of shit but they probably do not want member of there group running off and threatening others especially as that in itself is against the global rules. 2 day ban is appropriate anyway.
>>19342>>19343Sorry I deleted your picture anon, I just don't want you to doxx yourself.
>>19345You did right. I normally cut the numbers but was distracted by other things and forgot.
For normal people all they can do is know that I am in South Osaka which I do not mind. For those with a bit more skill they can find out a bit more but not much about me.