/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>16796
horsecock

>>16796
Hard to tell with only a "2D" look so no sense of the height of the box. But I will say ammo.

>>16798
12x4x4 inches or 30x10x10cm

>>16801
Statue of Fluttershy Riding Kek

>>16796
A smaller box.

>>16804
Is the closest to correct so far technically

Pretty purple paper

>>16805
Is it

>>16796

A marble bust of a horsecock

An invoice

>>16810
An unicorn horn?

It's a Horse dick isn't it?

>>16812
No it's not your package homoqueer

>>16816
I go back to guessing >>16807

>>16816
I bet it's a horse pussy

>>16818
>>16817
These guys got it

>>16816
I bet its a dragon dildo

Boutta hit this shit like a truck into a French crowd

>>16822
i was close

That was insanely worth 104 shekels

>>16827
Man…you could've donated that money to some poor Syrians, starving African children or poor jewish people under the oppression of palestinian invaders. Honestly? You should be ashamed of yourself.
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>>16828
nigger you what.

Alright, back to my PC so lemme tell you a little story /mlpol/
>be me
>finish shitpost unboxing of my memetube and figure its the time.
>care instructions suggest washing thoroughly before and after use, decide to take shower since why not
>wash out Derpy in shower, leave in sink in hot water bath (suggestion from an online review I read months ago when I first considered being a degenerate)
>finish shower, dry off, grab derp, go to bedroom, dim lights, warm up lube, lay on bed, get self hard
>insert
>30 seconds later, cum like rocket
>hardest orgasm I've ever had including with real women
>at least 5 minutes pass, still laying there dazed
>get up, wash toy, turn on computer, shitpost on the internet about my experience

All in all, a 20 minute process to jerk off (which is typical for me) but only 30 seconds of actual jerking off.

Completely worth.

>>16822
Requesting full size photo because I was staring at your hand for a minute trying to guess why would they make a such a hairy sleeve for the fleshlight

>>16803
God damn you Nord now I want one of those and am depressed that it prolly doesn't exist.

>>16828
Was this guy actually banned? That seems a little harsh.

for 1 second from the test board lel
>>16844

I approve of this purchase

>>16822
Tell us how well it works out, so we can know if we should buy one

>>16822
I wish I could move out so I could have nice things too.

nice buy though I was telling myself earlier there was no way that could be anything other than a horsecock.