/mlpol/ - My Little Politics


If you want to see the latest posts from all boards in a convenient way please check out /overboard/


Archived thread


1503778699054.gif
Anonymous
????
?
No.160832
160833 160862 160879 160881 160917 161111 161115 161116
It felt kinda nice at first but then the good went away, and now I just feel like I lost a battle against the jewish conditioning.

I started nofap a week ago, I had minor health benefits for the first few days, and it was nice. For the weekend, I thought it was okay to fap now and then because I as long as I didn't jizz. Then I decided to have a celebratory one-week aniversary jizz, and it turned out to be lame.

It's weird. I fapped my whole life (parents taught me how) and when I would hold the semen in for a day and then fap, it felt nice. But I held it in for a week, and I don't feel good at all. Why?
Anonymous
????
?
No.160833
160855
>>160832
>parents taught me how
Que?
>But I held it in for a week, and I don't feel good at all. Why?
You should've kept the nofap longer. But I'm pretty sure it depends on the person.
Anonymous
????
?
No.160855
160860
>>160833
>Que?
He's the Britbong who was taught to masturbate prone. Which is, supposedly, really bad for you.
Anonymous
????
?
No.160860
>>160855
It's bad because the sensation is difficult to replicate any other way and can result in erectile dysfunction, you masturbate often enough in that way and it'll eventually become the only way you can get off at all. OP should stop doing it like that. OP should tell us why, and more importantly how, his parents taught him to fap like that.
Anonymous
????
?
No.160862
>>160832
>fap not as good after relapse
feel the same way every time I relapse. probably because I forget to focus on the pleasure and instead on the wave of bliss that clouds the mind. By not focusing on the pleasure, you don’t get as much of it. This is why the second fap is better than the first, you get more from less. But remember, no fap better than any fap.

>parents taught me how

this is “they’re taking my central nervous system away for a year” levels of WTF
please explain
Anonymous
????
?
No.160879
161002
>>160832
>parents taught me how
Wtf OP
Anonymous
????
?
No.160881
1517095225131.jpg
>>160832
>parents
plz explain
Anonymous
????
?
No.160917
>>160832
Throw one more (You) onto the fire.
If you know what I mean.
Anonymous
????
?
No.161002
161008 161124 161186
>>160879
When I was a kid, my parents taught me how to masturbate. I'm male. They would often watch me "Work on my stamina" because they were fucking pedos. They were also physically abusive, but our cucked CPS over here has a motto. "If the mother says she and her man dindu nuffin, and finding him a new home would be hard work, they dindu nuffin!"
Anonymous
????
?
No.161008
161122
>>161002
Can't you like… Sue them or something?
Anonymous
????
?
No.161111
1498005725085.jpg
>>160832
>parents taught me how
the fuck?
Anonymous
????
?
No.161115
and-then-the-giant-faggot-….png
>>160144 →
>>160832

stop pretending that this egocirclejerk spam is objectively interesting content. if you are going to make a selfstudy on the effects of masturbation absence, put it in /üb/ and keep it in one thread.

>mfw making 2 threads about jerking yourself off on the main board and unironically getting replies for it.

Anonymous
????
?
No.161116
161442
File (hide): B9B8BD5B912AC9A403449778DC63362B-5178799.mp4 (4.9 MB, Resolution:624x472 Length:00:01:11, The balls are excellent.mp4) [play once] [loop]
The balls are excellent.mp4
>>160832
>It's weird. I fapped my whole life (parents taught me how)
>UK flag
Anonymous
????
?
No.161122
161126 161187
>>161008
Feminists have all the power in this country. You can get away with anything if you have a nearby mother to lie about it. I tried telling CPS when I was nine, and they did jack shit.
This country's been lost for a long time.
By the way, I'm doing nofap again. I feel like I miss the semen I had inside me during my previous nofap streak.
Where does semen go, if it isn't jizzed out? Sexual education begins and ends with "Here's how to put condoms on dildoes" in this country.
Anonymous
????
?
No.161124
>>161002
>our cucked CPS
Sorry about that lad, the CPS here has the opposite problem from my experience at least. My parents got shilled on by a bunch of progressives for teaching us good values. They called them on my parents for spanking us and tired to have us taken away and almost had it.
Fuck the CPS.
Anonymous
????
?
No.161126
>>161122
>Where does semen go, if it isn't jizzed out?
biodegration
Anonymous
????
?
No.161186
1506557140921.jpg
>>161002
That….
That is fucked up. If anything, that would traumatize me so much I wouldn't ever blow a load off again. I can't imagine what other fucked up is allowed over there.
Anonymous
????
?
No.161187
>>161122
>Where does semen go, if it isn't jizzed out?
Sperm has a short shelf life. If you don't use them, eventually the old cells are broken down and reabsorbed by your body in much the same way that your body clears out and recycles old blood cells.
Anonymous
????
?
No.161442
confusion_2.gif
>>161116
what did i just watch? lol
;