>>120514Well, I live in the United States, where it takes a hell of a lot more than 3 missiles to destroy half the country, and if they're only four minutes away you can probably guess where they are going.
But I think I would inwardly celebrate California about to be getting it's shit fucked up >>120516We'd need to dispatch emissaries to the great state of Jefferson.
>>120517Agreed. We must support this island of red in that depressing sea of blue that is the west coast.
>>120518What do you think it will happen if Blue California secedes? How much until they cry for help to the rest of the USA?
>>120620Considering they're Democrats? About a month's worth of their own bullshit.
>>120514I'd be evaporated on the spot and couldn't leave in time to get out of the fireball. I'd spend the last four minutes of my life in the following order.
>Making love to my Ponk Plushy >Praying to God>Call my family members telling them Hitler did nothing wrong>Praying to God >>120869>Last four minutes… making love to ponk plushWouldn't that alone take the full four minutes?
>>120901I think he's meaning a quickie
Hide in the basement with my cat, away from any window and wait.
Call to say my last goodbyes, and enjoy the end of the ride
I'd hole up in my basements with my cats, and go out shitposting on Mlpol
>>120514London, RAF Fylingdales, and Huntingdon and surrounding areas are destroyed. I'd go and sign up to the army to fight the perpetrator. Hopefully this leads to WWIII and eventually the Fourth Reich.
>>122460>The Square Mile, the capital of the world's kikery is blown up in nuclear fireThat's the best part of it.
>>120514I have a bunker. It's great. Doubt I'd survive the radiation, but if I can get enough food and water into it in 4 minutes to survive 4 days I might be able to leave and make it to safety. And this is just assuming it lands anywhere near me, the nearest plausible target would be a waste of a nuke.