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/mlpol/ Parlement
Anonymous
MAQaR
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No.2738
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Let’s play a game /mlpol/. We create a parliament and create board rules and make other things regarding the board.

>How does it work.
Step one, we need some political parties. For a party to exist you need to write up a party manifesto make a logo and chose a color. The manifesto must also state where you lie on political issues, this can be super broad or very specific, but the more people that understand what you stand for the easier it'll be to get anons to vote for your party. It also might be helpful to name/tripfag if you create a party. Here an example:
Party Party Not a real party as of now
Manifesto:
1. /mlpol/ is a fun board.
2. /mlpol/ is a nice board.
3. Being no fun will not be allowed. If you are not fun, you'll be BANNED!
4. If you’re a commie you’re not fun.
5. On Sunday you need to post horse pussy at least once or you’re not being fun.
Stance on issues is conservative center left. Distributism is good if effective. But destroying traditions is no fun!
Ect

As soon as we get two parties up and running the two parties will get one seat each seat and all parties that join will also get two seats. There is a 10-party cap so that we don't have a terribly large amount of anons making parties that are very similar.

After the parties are formed we can get to the meat of it which is anons voting. The votes here will work differently. Say which party you want to join and the party will be given an extra seat. Your vote can also be used to remove a seat from a political party. Everyone including party founders get three votes with their ID for max chaos. The game will continue till we reach 23, and as soon as its hit voting is over.

Once voting is over we can go full LARP and each party leader, or the person who made the party and wrote the manifesto, will chose anons who loyally voted for him to become members of parliament. Here we will draft legislation and make arbitrary rules based on the manifesto. All which will be non-binding unless, say the mods for whatever reason don't veto it when it leaves the lower house of parliament.

SO LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

491 replies and 158 files omitted.
Anonymous
gpxKR
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No.2889
>>2888
Not do derail, but 30 minutes warm-up plus 2h30m proper work-out is enough.
Anonymous
91WhU
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No.2890
2891
ANTISEMITES
Anonymous
gpxKR
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No.2891
2893
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>>2890
Breath-in, chosen mane.
Anonymous
x/on7
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No.2892
>>2888
no bulli
Anonymous
Y1d0o
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No.2893
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>>2891
Checked and heiled
Anonymous
s70p1
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No.2894
I assume we're way over the vote limits, so I'd just like to proclaim my loyalty to the SDWHP. And also my eternal hatred of the Jewish National Party.

Although I would have personally wanted a National Capitalist party with a focus on the ideals our Founding Fathers held.
Anonymous
zXebh
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No.2895
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>>2887
It's possible that OP had some unfortunate accident during his workout.
Really sad, he would be warmly welcomed in the heaven, he might be goy, but he was a good goy.
If such disastrous mishap happened, I know very good person that can replace him. My uncle Samuel is renowed lawyer, businessman and very trustworthy person, ideal for such position.
Anonymous
uj04M
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No.2896
2899 2900 2903
Christ, this thread moved fast. Are there any seats left?
Anonymous
XLCaR
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No.2897
2901
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>>2884
Fear not, brother, we will rule from the shadows as is in our blood, and history will be ours, for we shall write it.
Anonymous
iwuIm
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No.2898
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>>2895
time to get some clay
Anonymous
Y1d0o
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No.2899
2902
>>2896
OP will calculate it
see
>>2886

Anonymous
3pMsD
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No.2900
2902
>>2896
Don’t think so, sorry. Hard to tell though because OP was supposed to track that.
Anonymous
3pMsD
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No.2901
>>2897
You history is already written. Your doomed to welcome a leader that will grant you your wishes, then betray you as he only wanted your power.
Anonymous
uj04M
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No.2902
2904
>>2900
>>2899
What's stopping the addition of more seats?
Anonymous
s70p1
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No.2903
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>>2896
We're waiting for OP to come back and calculate who gets what seats.

>>2895
See image to your left.
Anonymous
3pMsD
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No.2904
>>2902
Right now, it’s OP’s call. If you can convince him, he may. Give it a shot when he gets back.
Anonymous
zXebh
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No.2905
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Don't forget to vote for better future for your ashkenazi children and free matzo.
Anonymous
3pMsD
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No.2906
2908
>>2905
Don’t worry. I vote to make sure they have the best future: far way from us, whether that removal is by physical moving or death. You believe only jews can enter heaven, so why not have a little trip there and leave us be? Best future all around.
Cult of Epona
!!cNtiy2GFsE
x/on7
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No.2907
2908
I regret letting out the idea of a Jew party. It is the unspeakable evil.
Anonymous
zXebh
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No.2908
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>>2906
>>2907

I think that you need some reeducation about horrors of the Great Holocaust.
You won't dare to say such hurtful words when you learn about torment of 14.88 quintillion of jews that were massacred during that awful thing.
Anonymous
XLCaR
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No.2909
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I thought the number 23 sounded familiar. 23 is the number of judges required to sit on a jury under Talmudic Law.

>>2905
Even here we preside over the goyim in Law and they know it not.
Anonymous
uli16
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No.2910
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Alright so after intense counting from a 50+ response since I got back this is what I got.
We had 6 seats reaming and if the anon was not specific I either counted it as one vote or ignored it if it was completely unclear like >>2854 here.
So lets start.
>6 votes
>>2819 Cult +1
>5 votes
>>2822 ((())) added.
>4 votes
>>2828 Cult +1
>3 votes
>>2830 ((())) removed
>4 votes
>>2840 Does absolutely nothing. Griffon party has none.
>>2841 Stern +1
>3 votes
>>2843 Cult -1, Stern -1, and States -1
>6 votes
>>2849 Freedom +1, ((())) +2
>3votes
>>2850 States +1
>2 votes
>>2854 Dun fucked up. Blame him for our outcome. If he was clear this might have turned out differently.
>>2858 First +2, Cult +1 with the latter unable to join
>AND IT IS OVER

All other resoults are ded, you should have gassed teh kikes as soon as they poped up. That or just gassed whatever you felt like. But this is the future you've chosen.
Anonymous
3pMsD
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No.2911
>>2908
What’s the down side to that again? Don’t you go to heaven, almighty jewish overlords? Do you not rub your hands and laugh in your piles of money in the sky? Just as Moses would have wanted.
Cult of Epona
!!cNtiy2GFsE
x/on7
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No.2912
>>2908
You're n even a Jew. Just "Jew"-ish.
Cult of Epona
!!cNtiy2GFsE
x/on7
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No.2913
2921
>>2910
So, can we form a coalition?
Anonymous
iwuIm
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No.2914
>>2910
>Does absolutely nothing. Griffon party has none.
You can gas them twice.
They don't need to be alive for that.
Anonymous
3pMsD
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No.2915
>>116925
Don’t know why, but I laugh a little at the bawling cuck that’s screams “that’s disgusting”. He encountered something his tiny mind wasn’t ready to process.
Anonymous
3pMsD
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No.2916
2921
>>2910
I didn’t expect to last this long. Neat. What’s next for us?
Anonymous
iwuIm
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No.2917
Time to make some laws and dig into sec memo
Anonymous
zXebh
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No.2918
>>2910
Even opposition from OP himself couldn't stop our mighty power.
Shame that IDF failed with their plot, I already told uncle Samuel that I have job for him. Truly shameful.

Today we're celebrating. But now it's not time to rest on laures, road to victory is long and filled with sheming goys. We need to be fiercer and stronger than ever if we want to continue our push.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIaSEOjG_0o

Cult of Epona
!!cNtiy2GFsE
x/on7
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No.2919
2921
Where's the leader of the April 1st Party?
Anonymous
iwuIm
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No.2920
>>2755
As biggest party it is time for your speech and your first propsals
April First Party
!ZteJ5lt5PY
uli16
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No.2921
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>>2916
Read >>2913
Time to get the parties organized.
>>2919
You're speaking to him.
April First Party
!DZdi0rA1dg
uli16
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No.2922
>>2921
Trip pls
Anonymous
gpxKR
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No.2923
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It's time for me to make Saddlearabian Socialist Nationalist Party with Syriana in helm to counter this jewish menace!
Anonymous
3pMsD
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No.2924
>>2921
I’m all ears and excited to see what we can accomplish together.
Anonymous
mH1wd
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No.2925
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Nuts Flag Final
Color is the Navy Blue flag background
VR
!LNkuMUenRE
gNsty
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No.2926
>>2921
Congratulations from the VR I look forward to working with you & seeing your vision unfold.
Cult of Epona
!!cNtiy2GFsE
x/on7
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No.2927
2928 2929 2933 2934 2935
>>2921
First off, let's gas the Jewish party.
April First Party
!DZdi0rA1dg
uli16
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No.2928
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>>2927
Couldn't agree more. Ban the party from entering elections and a public ban for everyone who voted for them says I!
Anonymous
XLCaR
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No.2929
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>>2927
We cannot be extirpated; our roots are dug into the core of your law.
Anonymous
3pMsD
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No.2930
>>2929
Then it’s time to uproot the weed and plant something new.
Cult of Epona
!!cNtiy2GFsE
x/on7
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No.2931
2932 2933 2942
>>2929
Our law has roots deeper than the shallow things your weeds hve sprouing underground.
Cult of Epona
!!cNtiy2GFsE
x/on7
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No.2932
>>2931
sprouting*
have*
VR
!LNkuMUenRE
gNsty
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No.2933
>>2927
>>2928
Would vote for
>>2931
Here bloody here.
Anonymous
3pMsD
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No.2934
>>2927
>>2928
Correct. For the crimes against humanity, they must be removed.
Anonymous
s70p1
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No.2935
>>2927
>>2928
SDWHP member here, I will vote for this measure to be taken.
April First Party
!DZdi0rA1dg
uli16
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No.2936
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>>2929
I present a bill to the parliament it reads:
>Kikes and/or Giffons will be bared voting from elections.
>Kikes and/or Griffons parties will be banned from all elections.
>Kikes and/or Griffons parties will be disbanded with their spots remaining vacant till the next election.
>Kikes and/or Giffons will be banned or rule 10ed if they pop up!

State your party and YAH or NAY!
Cult of Epona
!!cNtiy2GFsE
x/on7
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No.2937
2960
>>2936
YAH
Spoon party
6Zvan
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No.2938
2960
>>2936
YAH