Let’s play a game /mlpol/. We create a parliament and create board rules and make other things regarding the board.
>How does it work.
Step one, we need some political parties. For a party to exist you need to write up a party manifesto make a logo and chose a color. The manifesto must also state where you lie on political issues, this can be super broad or very specific, but the more people that understand what you stand for the easier it'll be to get anons to vote for your party. It also might be helpful to name/tripfag if you create a party. Here an example:
Party Party Not a real party as of now
1. /mlpol/ is a fun board.
2. /mlpol/ is a nice board.
3. Being no fun will not be allowed. If you are not fun, you'll be BANNED!
4. If you’re a commie you’re not fun.
5. On Sunday you need to post horse pussy at least once or you’re not being fun.
Stance on issues is conservative center left. Distributism is good if effective. But destroying traditions is no fun!
As soon as we get two parties up and running the two parties will get one seat each seat and all parties that join will also get two seats. There is a 10-party cap so that we don't have a terribly large amount of anons making parties that are very similar.
After the parties are formed we can get to the meat of it which is anons voting. The votes here will work differently. Say which party you want to join and the party will be given an extra seat. Your vote can also be used to remove a seat from a political party. Everyone including party founders get three votes with their ID for max chaos. The game will continue till we reach 23, and as soon as its hit voting is over.
Once voting is over we can go full LARP and each party leader, or the person who made the party and wrote the manifesto, will chose anons who loyally voted for him to become members of parliament. Here we will draft legislation and make arbitrary rules based on the manifesto. All which will be non-binding unless, say the mods for whatever reason don't veto it when it leaves the lower house of parliament.
SO LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
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Not do derail, but 30 minutes warm-up plus 2h30m proper work-out is enough.
I assume we're way over the vote limits, so I'd just like to proclaim my loyalty to the SDWHP. And also my eternal hatred of the Jewish National Party.
Although I would have personally wanted a National Capitalist party with a focus on the ideals our Founding Fathers held.
It's possible that OP had some unfortunate accident during his workout.
Really sad, he would be warmly welcomed in the heaven, he might be goy, but he was a good goy.
If such disastrous mishap happened, I know very good person that can replace him. My uncle Samuel is renowed lawyer, businessman and very trustworthy person, ideal for such position.
Christ, this thread moved fast. Are there any seats left?
Fear not, brother, we will rule from the shadows as is in our blood, and history will be ours, for we shall write it.
Don’t think so, sorry. Hard to tell though because OP was supposed to track that.
You history is already written. Your doomed to welcome a leader that will grant you your wishes, then betray you as he only wanted your power.
What's stopping the addition of more seats?
We're waiting for OP to come back and calculate who gets what seats.>>2895
See image to your left.
Right now, it’s OP’s call. If you can convince him, he may. Give it a shot when he gets back.
Don't forget to vote for better future for your ashkenazi children and free matzo.
Don’t worry. I vote to make sure they have the best future: far way from us, whether that removal is by physical moving or death. You believe only jews can enter heaven, so why not have a little trip there and leave us be? Best future all around.
I regret letting out the idea of a Jew party. It is the unspeakable evil.
I think that you need some reeducation about horrors of the Great Holocaust.
You won't dare to say such hurtful words when you learn about torment of 14.88 quintillion of jews that were massacred during that awful thing.
I thought the number 23 sounded familiar. 23 is the number of judges required to sit on a jury under Talmudic Law.>>2905
Even here we preside over the goyim in Law and they know it not.
Alright so after intense counting from a 50+ response since I got back this is what I got.
We had 6 seats reaming and if the anon was not specific I either counted it as one vote or ignored it if it was completely unclear like >>2854
So lets start. >6 votes>>2819
Cult +1>5 votes>>2822
((())) added. >4 votes >>2828
Cult +1>3 votes >>2830
((())) removed>4 votes>>2840
Does absolutely nothing. Griffon party has none.>>2841
Stern +1>3 votes>>2843
Cult -1, Stern -1, and States -1>6 votes>>2849
Freedom +1, ((())) +2>3votes>>2850
States +1>2 votes>>2854
Dun fucked up. Blame him for our outcome. If he was clear this might have turned out differently. >>2858
First +2, Cult +1 with the latter unable to join>AND IT IS OVER
All other resoults are ded, you should have gassed teh kikes as soon as they poped up. That or just gassed whatever you felt like. But this is the future you've chosen.
What’s the down side to that again? Don’t you go to heaven, almighty jewish overlords? Do you not rub your hands and laugh in your piles of money in the sky? Just as Moses would have wanted.
You're n even a Jew. Just "Jew"-ish.
So, can we form a coalition?
>>2910>Does absolutely nothing. Griffon party has none.
You can gas them twice.
They don't need to be alive for that.
Don’t know why, but I laugh a little at the bawling cuck that’s screams “that’s disgusting”. He encountered something his tiny mind wasn’t ready to process.
I didn’t expect to last this long. Neat. What’s next for us?
Time to make some laws and dig into sec memo
Even opposition from OP himself couldn't stop our mighty power.
Shame that IDF failed with their plot, I already told uncle Samuel that I have job for him. Truly shameful.
Today we're celebrating. But now it's not time to rest on laures, road to victory is long and filled with sheming goys. We need to be fiercer and stronger than ever if we want to continue our push.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIaSEOjG_0o
Where's the leader of the April 1st Party?
As biggest party it is time for your speech and your first propsals
Time to get the parties organized.>>2919
You're speaking to him.
It's time for me to make Saddlearabian Socialist Nationalist Party with Syriana in helm to counter this jewish menace!
I’m all ears and excited to see what we can accomplish together.
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Congratulations from the VR I look forward to working with you & seeing your vision unfold.
First off, let's gas the Jewish party.
Couldn't agree more. Ban the party from entering elections and a public ban for everyone who voted for them says I!
We cannot be extirpated; our roots are dug into the core of your law.
Then it’s time to uproot the weed and plant something new.
Our law has roots deeper than the shallow things your weeds hve sprouing underground.
Correct. For the crimes against humanity, they must be removed.
SDWHP member here, I will vote for this measure to be taken.
I present a bill to the parliament it reads:>Kikes and/or Giffons will be bared voting from elections.>Kikes and/or Griffons parties will be banned from all elections.>Kikes and/or Griffons parties will be disbanded with their spots remaining vacant till the next election. >Kikes and/or Giffons will be banned or rule 10ed if they pop up!
State your party and YAH or NAY!