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/mlpol/ Parlement
Anonymous
MAQaR
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No.2738
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Let’s play a game /mlpol/. We create a parliament and create board rules and make other things regarding the board.

>How does it work.
Step one, we need some political parties. For a party to exist you need to write up a party manifesto make a logo and chose a color. The manifesto must also state where you lie on political issues, this can be super broad or very specific, but the more people that understand what you stand for the easier it'll be to get anons to vote for your party. It also might be helpful to name/tripfag if you create a party. Here an example:
Party Party Not a real party as of now
Manifesto:
1. /mlpol/ is a fun board.
2. /mlpol/ is a nice board.
3. Being no fun will not be allowed. If you are not fun, you'll be BANNED!
4. If you’re a commie you’re not fun.
5. On Sunday you need to post horse pussy at least once or you’re not being fun.
Stance on issues is conservative center left. Distributism is good if effective. But destroying traditions is no fun!
Ect

As soon as we get two parties up and running the two parties will get one seat each seat and all parties that join will also get two seats. There is a 10-party cap so that we don't have a terribly large amount of anons making parties that are very similar.

After the parties are formed we can get to the meat of it which is anons voting. The votes here will work differently. Say which party you want to join and the party will be given an extra seat. Your vote can also be used to remove a seat from a political party. Everyone including party founders get three votes with their ID for max chaos. The game will continue till we reach 23, and as soon as its hit voting is over.

Once voting is over we can go full LARP and each party leader, or the person who made the party and wrote the manifesto, will chose anons who loyally voted for him to become members of parliament. Here we will draft legislation and make arbitrary rules based on the manifesto. All which will be non-binding unless, say the mods for whatever reason don't veto it when it leaves the lower house of parliament.

SO LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

491 replies and 150 files omitted.
Anonymous
x/on7
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No.2789
2790
>>2788
>kill NBWG
awwww why? It's a bit bland with several either monarchist parties, one fash party, and an ancap one.
Anonymous
uli16
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No.2790
2791 2792
>>2789
It makes the right left divide easier for a brainlet like me.
Anonymous
x/on7
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No.2791
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>>2790
This won't be the last of NBWG!
Anonymous
q9s//
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No.2792
>>2790
>libertarians and neoconfederates are the left wing.
This is the kind of overton window I can get behind.
Anonymous
k4S51
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No.2793
2797
anpone.png
I like the PFP
VR
gNsty
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No.2794
2797
>>2788
>>2764
I believe we should have an additional seat please mate.
Anonymous
3pMsD
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No.2795
>>2791
Don’t you dare resort to infiltration and corrupting a party from within. We have enough of that already in the world today.
Anonymous
uli16
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No.2796
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>>2791

Anonymous
uli16
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No.2797
2800
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>>2794
>>2793
Done
Anonymous
caZJV
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No.2798
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Posting a sexy flag
TSDWHP
!!xkNBCnfiY2
q9s//
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No.2799
I'm gonna go ahead and start tripfagging, for reasons of party security.
gNsty
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No.2800
>>2797
cheers man
Anonymous
x/on7
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No.2801
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Cult of Epona.png
The Cult of Epona (religious lobby)

-The Cult of Epona beckons for the revival of ancestral traditions that were once commonplace among ancient Europeans but now exists as remnants seeking a return to a simpler time. In particular, we find solstice in Epona's teachings. However, we respect all the gods of old.
Our manifesto:
-The education of the original European religions shall take priority in school institutions. A knowledge of traditions which bonded us nature before will foster an affinity for the good as well as a finely tuned spirit.
-The copulation with mares is a sacred practice that shall be continued to this day without penalty.
-Harmful activities which disrupt the harmony of the environment is condemned to a degree, thus we encourage restrictions on ecosystem harm and promote green alternatives for energy. However, we do acknowledge industrial capacity, so we do not seek to dismantle it.
-Immigration preferably should remain strictly low as to not displace the forebears of the land. Our religion is open, but our nation should not.
-We seek relations with various other Indo-European derived religions such as Hinduism to create a sense of interconnection as our ideas once were.
-We go by the trinity of the self and of divinity. Behold there may be threes.

Praise Epona!

The colour will be the same brown as Epona.
TSDWHP
!!xkNBCnfiY2
q9s//
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No.2802
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>>2758
>>2801
Hold on, let me grab some popcorn, this is gonna get good...
Anonymous
x/on7
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No.2803
2804
>>2802
How so? The party may be environmentalist, however it is not liberal and precedes as traditionalism before the Victorian inspired conservatism that party was spawned under in America.
Anonymous
x/on7
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No.2804
2806
>>2802
>>2803
Nevermind. I get it.
>Christians
>Pagans
Anonymous
uli16
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No.2805
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>>2801
Done

One more party can be founded and 6 more votes until our votes are off.
>Implying no blood bath of parties trying to kill each other.
TSDWHP
!!xkNBCnfiY2
q9s//
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No.2806
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>>2804
Bingo. The one thing /pol/ gets real dirt fighting about and can never agree on. Like I said, grab some popcorn.
Anonymous
x/on7
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No.2807
2808
>>2806
Should I make a globalist cuckservative party next?
Anonymous
uli16
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No.2808
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>>2807
You've exhausted all 3 of your votes now. You can recommend but not form one.
Anonymous
x/on7
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No.2809
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>>2808
Oh, really. I didn't even know there were rules lol
Anonymous
uli16
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No.2810
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>>2809
>doesn't even read the rules
Anonymous
3pMsD
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No.2811
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>>2801
>>2802
Indeed, seems we got high levels of... heresy in our parliament.

But the States Rights Party holds that the belief in pagan religions is protected as a right of belief. That doesn’t mean we won’t get into some battles over what practices are allowed because many ancient religions call for human sacrifice and that just won’t do. I look forward to our coming debates.
Anonymous
iwuIm
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No.2812
2816
I join Epona
TSDWHP
!!xkNBCnfiY2
q9s//
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No.2813
2814
>>2809
The rules and traditions of parliament are not to be taken lightly. They are new traditions, founded just thirteen hours ago, but they are traditions nonetheless.
Anonymous
x/on7
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No.2814
>>2811
Oh, but none of
>>2810
>>2813
Alright, I read it, but the three votes thing wasn't clarified.
Anonymous
iwuIm
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No.2815
2816
remove one seat of the april fools party to keep things interesting
Anonymous
uli16
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No.2816
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>>2812
>>2815
Done

Anonymous
x/on7
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No.2817
>>2811
I messed up my first statement. Okay, I wasn't going to attack you anways. We're not barbaric as to displace someone simply for their religion. In regards to human sacrifice, it was disdained by the Hellenics and not practiced anywhere else frequently except for the weird Celtic druids.

Anonymous
iwuIm
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No.2818
2820
A lurker party would be funny
they are just in parlament because that are the best seats for the show and they can work on projects in the slow time
Anonymous
+hYNP
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No.2819
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>>2801
I could join this party.
Pony-centric theocracy ftw.
TSDWHP
!!xkNBCnfiY2
q9s//
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No.2820
2821
>>2818
the thing about lurkers is they never post.
Do you know the origin of the Veto? In the Roman senate, only the senators could sit, but just outside the senate, a crowd of citizens gathered, and if moved to oppose something the senate did, would shout "WE VETO". Lurkers are bit like that. they never post, but they watch and ultimately everything we do is a show put on for them. The lurker learns the memes and takes them to other platforms, and they are the great masses, far outnumbering posters.
It's one of the strangest things about the internet, always being watched.

Anonymous
x/on7
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No.2821
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>>2820
May the polis and our ancestors watch us kindly then.
Anonymous
zXebh
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No.2822
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>>2738
Jewish National Party

Consisting only of pure ashkenazi ubermensch, no brainlets zone

J.N.P. fights for a memory of 60 billion jewish children brutally raped and murdered by white supremacists during the Great Holocaust
Free matzo for everyone
All goys will be put into their rightfull place, slavery, to work for their rightfull overlords
Reclamation of rightfull jewish possesions in central europe taken from us by white man thievery
Mandatory circumcision, cut dick is best dick
Remove all arabs, populate their land with pure ashkenazi children
Jews didn't kill Jesus, Hitler did it
Anonymous
x/on7
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No.2823
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>>2822
By the gods!
TSDWHP
!!xkNBCnfiY2
q9s//
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No.2824
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>>2821 **checked**
I'll drink some more to that.
Anonymous
gpxKR
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No.2825
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>>2822
Oy gevalt!
Anonymous
3pMsD
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No.2826
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>>2822
Forget paganism... this is the real threat to humanity.
TSDWHP
!!xkNBCnfiY2
q9s//
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No.2827
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>>2822

VR
!LNkuMUenRE
gNsty
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No.2828
2910
>>2801
I'd like to add one of my additional votes to the Cult
Anonymous
x/on7
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No.2829
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>>2826
Stand by me, we'll rid this threat.
TSDWHP
!!xkNBCnfiY2
q9s//
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No.2830
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>>2822
I use my last vote to eliminate this party. GOD DAMN KIKES BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKERS!
Anonymous
zXebh
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No.2831
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>>2822
Furthermore after achieving global supremacy we would take nazi out of the ashkenazi and put them into labour camps, there is no place for such outdated beliefs in our party.
Anonymous
XLCaR
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No.2832
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>>2822
>mandatory circumcision
Anonymous
x/on7
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No.2833
2839
>>2831
I thought Hitler removed you kikes from Poland.
Anonymous
iwuIm
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No.2834
just making a list so I won't have to search all the time

>>2748
mlk
grey

>>2750
>Property and Freedom Party
yellow

>>2755
>April First Party
black

>>2758
>States Rights Party
light grey

>>2762
>The Veterans Representation
brown

>>2769
>spoon party
blue

>>2772
>-NATIONAL BOLSHEVIK WORKERS GANG-
red

>>2778
>The Stern Disappointment With Hitler Party.
pink

>>2801
>The Cult of Epona
dark brown

>>2822
>Jewish National Party


Anonymous
Y1d0o
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No.2835
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>>2822
Well someone said they did want a cuckservative party...

>>2738
A vote for Epona Cult pls
Anonymous
uli16
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No.2836
Alright anons I need to hit the gym. I'll be back soon but keep going as soon as I get back I'll tally the votes. Remember to more you go and attack parties the longer this can last.
Cult of Epona
!!cNtiy2GFsE
x/on7
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No.2837
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DIRECT RULE FROM EQUESTRIA
Anonymous
iwuIm
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No.2838
Only two seats left