>>2659F
May he chop niggers into pieces in heaven
>>2659>"the male kayaker drowned after helping the woman get safely back to shore">AFTER helping the woman back to shoreSomething doesn't add up. I'm not sure whether to applaud him for saving the woman, or speculate that the woman was working with glow in the darks to assassinate him.
>>2673now why would glow and the darks want to kill some dork with a sword?
>>2676Because they fear the samurai.
>>2659This is old news, and I'm still not quite sure it was him. Either way, RIP in pasta.