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The Absolute State of Bestheda
Anonymous
jyYWX
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No.68691
68692 68703
>overhype Fallout 76
>"Better than ESO turned out, guys, we promise! It just works!"
>get developers who have never made a functional game before to work on your flagship product
>game is a trash-heap, buggy but without the fun glitches from Skyrim
>get absolutely slaughtered on reviews
>try to prevent this by sending high-quality bags to influencers only
>send lower-quality but decent canvas bags to customers, but they run out
>"Let them wear nylon!"
>Internet riots ensue
>pretend you did nothing wrong by promising replacement bags through online tickets
>online help was made with game's code, it breaks
>thousands of people doxxed
>do nothing for several hours
>send a community manager out to the wolves
>"Hi guys, we've resolved this issue"
>Internet calls for blood
>finally address the crowd
>don't apologize, nonchalantly mention the issue like the site was slow
>pretend it's all behind you
>you've inadvertently broken several laws
>each Eurofag could get up to $100,000
>see you in court
>mfw when

10/10 like Redneck Rampage with robots, without plot
GOTY
Anonymous
jyYWX
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No.68692
68703
>>68691
>Redneck Rampage
>Actually Country Justice: Revenge of the Rednecks
Anonymous
RLlPx
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No.68693
68703
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Boy lemme tell ya.. it's sure a good thing I have nothing in common with those thugs.
Anonymous
MZjaB
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No.68703
68705
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>>68692
>>68693
>>68691
BUY THEM GAME OR ELSE!
Anonymous
oRwk9
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No.68705
>>68703
What a punch-able face.
Anonymous
WXbol
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No.68714
68717 68723
At this point, I don't think it's possible to imagine a worse game release.
I remember hearing jokes about how "The next Sonic game will literally just be a fist that punches you, that's the only way they can top this shitshow"
Bethesda topped Sega.
Anonymous
iF/t9
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No.68717
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>>68714
>I don't think it's possible to imagine a worse game release.
This one is pretty close tho.
Anonymous
MZjaB
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No.68718
>>68717
the (((Devs))) need to be gassed in minecraft
Anonymous
oRwk9
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No.68721
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Anonymous
oRwk9
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No.68722
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Anonymous
f6fF9
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No.68723
68936
>>68714
You probably don't remember Daikatana
Anonymous
iF/t9
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>>68723
Boi....