>overhype Fallout 76
>"Better than ESO turned out, guys, we promise! It just works!"
>get developers who have never made a functional game before to work on your flagship product
>game is a trash-heap, buggy but without the fun glitches from Skyrim
>get absolutely slaughtered on reviews
>try to prevent this by sending high-quality bags to influencers only
>send lower-quality but decent canvas bags to customers, but they run out
>"Let them wear nylon!"
>Internet riots ensue
>pretend you did nothing wrong by promising replacement bags through online tickets
>online help was made with game's code, it breaks
>thousands of people doxxed
>do nothing for several hours
>send a community manager out to the wolves
>"Hi guys, we've resolved this issue"
>Internet calls for blood
>finally address the crowd
>don't apologize, nonchalantly mention the issue like the site was slow
>pretend it's all behind you
>you've inadvertently broken several laws
>each Eurofag could get up to $100,000
>see you in court
10/10 like Redneck Rampage with robots, without plot