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Salty Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.4910
This thread continues the ongoing saga.
For those new/unfamiliar, this particular Game is based on Dungeons and Dragons 3.5ed core rules with more references and add-ons than you can shake the random stick at, and further additions are available upon request.
New players are ALWAYS welcome, but please don't be a faggot (lit or fig).
Previous threads:
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/20.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/1305.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/1799.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2421.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/3460.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4199.html

564 replies and 53 files omitted.
Anonymous
5ft1+
?
No.5112
5114 5116 5117
>>5111
Should it be a pony or human name?
What specieses are on the table? What buffs do they grant?
How does the Wizard spell-memorization work? Should I list every spell I prepare each day?
How do days work?
Anonymous
wqe6n
?
No.5114
5115
>>5112
Are you a pony or a human (I'm the only pony here; pls be a hoo-man).
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5115
5117
>>5114
bad thot, let him pick his race.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5116
>>5112
Good questions. It can be a pony or human (or other) name. I'm open to species (nothing ridiculous, no dragons or w/e, I've learned my lesson on that) and buffs will be respective of the species vs. humans.
Wizard spells are as normal, except not based on a 'days' method, more based on a 'segment/session' basis (meaning, spells can be replenished by resting or devoting time, and if time is unavailable I'll say so). I don't require that you specify spells to memorize (tho I do keep track of what you've cast) as its consistent with wizards to regularly do that when available (desu, the memorization process makes sense but is unnecessarily cumbersome).
Days aren't rigid, we just kinda go with it. There's been only one(two?) incidents of night activity, but I really don't care to be THAT rigid about things. Don't be egregious and it probably won't come up.
There is currently one pony, one minotaur, 2 humans, one other, and one other-other. There's also an orc, but he's more there to kill things if I want them killed and don't want to leverage existing characters.
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5117
5118 5119 5120
>>5112
>Another Wizard
Hello
>>5115
No no, you got to do it like this
BEGONE
EGONE
GONE
ONE
NE
E
THOT
HOT
OT
T
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5118
5120
128731d1347859870-hottest-decoration-halloween-sam_0919.jpg
>>5117
"HHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssss......!"
[angry THOT noises emmanate from indeterminate direction]
Anonymous
5ft1+
?
No.5119
5121 5122
>>5117
Hello, what kind of wizard are you building?
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5120
e2a.jpg
>>5118
>>5117
Game over man, Game over.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5121
5123
>>5119
He's already well established. He's the guy in the tartan harry-potter robes with a beard.
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5122
5123
>>5119
he uses meme magic.
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5123
5124 5125
>>5121
>harry-potter robes
How dare you insult me
The correct term is Gandalf you pleb
>>5122
This
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5124
5125
>>5123
But Harry-potter robes fit the theme better, all that pleating and such
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5125
5126 5129
>>5124
>>5123
ha the gm called you a faggot.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5126
>>5125
Hardly, those robes are chic
Anonymous
wqe6n
?
No.5127
*keens edges again, because why not*
*Equip chain*
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5128
5131 5135
GM, do I still have to be in the pyramid?
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5129
5130
CryingPepe.jpg
>>5125
>RIP in Pepes me
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5130
5132 5133
gandalftop2_kayNM.jpg
>>5129
WAIT
Gandalf does actually fit here
Case in point, I am not a faggot
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5131
5135
>>5128
That depends on what you are planning. If you're going to be around for the ants, it would be best. If you are planning on venturing solo, no, but don't be surprised if you get eaten. This IS supposed to be something of a group effort,....
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5132
5134 5137
>>5130
I had no idea wardrobe particulars were that important. Shall I detail what Thez is 'wearing'?
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5133
5134
>>5130
Just do a Merlin theme: he has Scottish origins anyway.
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5134
5136 5139
>>5132
I wouldn't have brought it up, but you said that faggot ass harry potter
>>5133
I completely forgot about Merlin
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5135
5136 5138
>>5131
>>5128
im at the dais ask me about going tracy.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5136
5140
scott_casteldelmonte.jpg
>>5134
There's also Michael Scott: the Scottish wizard who tutored the Pope.
>>5135
I need to stay in character. Why would Tracy ask you?
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5137
image.jpeg
>>5132
No
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5138
dicktracyposter.jpg
>>5135
>going Tracy
I'm not sure I follow
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5139
5142 5150
File (hide): A3837EF891665112DDB12295F81ECD35-4041871.webm (3.9 MB, Resolution:669x641 Length:00:03:32, Remove faggot.webm) [play once] [loop]
Remove faggot.webm
>>5134

Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5140
5141
>>5136
im large i can kill alot of ants
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5141
5144
>>5140
I was just going to explore the around the surrounding areas down the paths, not the ants.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5142
>>5139
TY, this is going on my playlist for work. ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5143
5145
Tracy decides she's sick of everyone in the pyramid, and decides to explore down the path outside the pyramid, in stealth, this time taking the right path into the other side of the forest.
What does she see?
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5144
>>5141
oh well me misunderstand.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5145
5146
>>5143
~_~' If you're totally resolved on that course of action I won't stop you, but I can guarantee neither quality, refinement, nor (desu) sanity. I AM the one illustrating all this after all, and you've SEEN Thez,....
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5146
5147
>>5145
Not really resolved, just exploring.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5147
5154
>>5146
... okkayyyyyyy,....
I do need a few minutes though
wqe6n
?
No.5148
5149
[1d20 = 5]
roll for detection
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5149
5153
>>5148
>detects nothing
Aww...
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5150
5151
>>5139
We need a bard so we can have beautiful music like this
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5151
5152
>>5150
meme man take level in bard?
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5152
5154
>>5151
I can do that?
Hmmmmm....
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5153
5157
>>5149
Alright, what degree of exploring are we talking? Do you mean the circular walled area, or do you mean beyond?
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5154
5155
>>5152
>>5147
yea you can its a dnd mechanic. can he take a bard level gm?

Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5155
5158
>>5154
Don't expect more at first level than "amateur/bad music", but I don't see why not. Music is an easily explained side-interest for a wizard.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5157
5160 5162
>>5153
Check out the circular walled area first.
Tracy is bored, and she's walking around as she ponder a way to get home and finish her wedding ceremony. Ponies need to walk, or they get crazy.
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5158
>>5155
>Bagpipes descend into Torcuil's arms
PREPARE YOUR ANUS
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5159
5160
Trumpaladin is stuck in traffic
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5160
5161 5165
Gottimperator2a4f03.png
>>5157
The walled area is overgrown with brush and standing/fallen trees and assorted vegetation. Anything useful/interesting is probably at LEAST 6' down.
>>5159
ROFLMAO
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5161
5163
>>5160
So what are dem ants doing
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5162
>>5157
Outside the wall you find that the walled area sits atop the peak of a decent sized mountain. Toward the back there is a pile of boulders reaching toward the top of the wall, but otherwise there is a sheer cliff face. Below the cliff is a descending plain with intermittent water-channels that leads toward a heavily walled city ringed with turrets (thats to the south). The east and west cliff ends leading to separate(?) large bodies of water, eliminating the possibility of travel (without a boat). The city to the south COULD be reached by climbing, but it would take alot of time and careful progress (meaning, if you were pressed for time, you could end up falling). No threats are present, but you recognize that the south cliff makes for both a significant obstacle as well as a strategic position in the event of invasion or incursion.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5163
5164
>>5161
I was gonna wait on Trump for the ants, but you're welcome to approach
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5164
>>5163
Nah, ants suck
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5165
5168
>>5160
>doesn't feel like climbing
Can I climb just a bit more, to get a closer look at the city?
Anonymous
IM8dh
?
No.5166
5167
Spoilered
Yak attack
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5167
>>5166
TaZe, is that you?
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5168
5169
>>5165
The city is pretty nondescript, cannons notwithstanding. Of note is that all the cannons are pointed in the direction of the cliff you're standing on (they're not aiming at you/it, they're just pointed that way, and no I'm not trying to discourage you, there's a story element to it). The city its self appears drab and uniform, lacking any aesthetics.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5169
5170
>>5168
*narrows eyes at city, enjoying the fresh air*
"Who aims cannons at a mountain..?" she ponders, beginning to wonder about the sadistic beings who brought her to the pyramid in the first place.
"Whatever..." *turns around, and heads back to the pyramid*
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5170
5171
>>5169
As you turn back to the wall, Slag is standing there looking gruff and aloof.
"That city was once on the north face of the cliff. They're idiots, and are not deserving of mercy. I look forward to killing them a second time."
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5171
5172
>>5170
*walks by him* "..You and I could get along..." she says quietly as she passes by
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5172
>>5171
He snorts in reply.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5175
5182
*keens edges again, out of pure boredom*
*Walks up to the unresponsive Flashy, and begins to cuddle leg*
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5176
5178
Is there a training range in the pyramid?
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5178
5180 5192
1506229880849-0.png
>>5176
Yes, but its buried atm.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5180
5183
>>5178
Is that a green light?!
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5182
5185 5186 5190
>>5175
Trumpaladin, buying peach rings in some store off a highway in rural Texas, shakes the pony off of his leg
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5183
>>5180
Technically it was a green-text, but it served its purpose to gauge where Trump was at. ^_~
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5184
>OP is a misdirecting faggot XD
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5185
>>5182
Kek

Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5186
5187
1506911755997.png
>>5182
texas? only steers and queers come from texas. and you aint got no horns boy.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5187
5189
>>5186
kek, nice horns
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5189
>>5187
thanks, infernuis just polished them.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5190
5191
4621.jpg
>>5182
Couldn't help it
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5191
>>5190
jej.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5192
5194
>>5178
Buried where?
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5193
5195
Totally aside, but am I the only person who when putting "Peach Rings" into duckduckgo gets a browser-tab label of "Peach Rings (Harry Potter) at DuckDuckGo"
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5194
>>5192
Well, I don't want to go into TOO much detail, but its in the section of the building that is largely inhabited by ants.
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5195
5196
>>5193
>Peach Rings
no. i did find a vape site that sells them though.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5196
5198
>>5195
Must just be me. More evidence to toss Mozilla I guess.
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5198
5200
>>5196
also duckduckgo servers are hosted in isreal fyi.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5200
5202
>>5198
I bet they love me then! XD
"Why do all his searches have Pony after Apr. 1st?"
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5202
1505620755455.gif
>>5200

Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5204
5205 5216
is britanon still around?
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5205
5207 5216
>>5204
I sure hope so, Lenos' faggot gets a kick every time I tell him someone... starts playing.
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5207
5208 5211
>>5205
hows he feel about me?
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5208
5210
>>5207
Flamable
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5210
1505788948585.gif
>>5208
good, thats what i was going for.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5211
5212 5213
>>5207
Incidentally (another aside) when did you get the dixie flag?
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5212
5213 5214
>>5211
i just checked its been about 22 days why?
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5213
>>5211
>>5212
lotus(best mod) changed it for me.

Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5214
5215 5222
>>5212
Curiosity. I expected more anons to sport it given interest (previous)
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5215
>>5214
as far as i know,im the only anon that has it.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5216
>>5204
He could easily be asleep. It's 2:20 AM in Britain.
>>5205
Does he browse here?
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5217
5218 5223
740539__safe_artist-colon-vicmanone_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_solo.jpg
Are we going to do shit, or what?
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5218
5220
1dab0824ddd8ee878bc99fc52d10870876ef978e11c182e05b9121ae3d4f6502.png
>>5217
this.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5219
*sharpens knives*
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5220
5221
>>5218
Kernav makes a great donk.
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5221
>>5220
tracy would too tbh
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5222
>>5214
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/73514.html#q74030
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5223
5224
>>5217
If shit doesn't start happening fast, I'm gonna start doing shit to the other characters...
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5224
5226
>>5223
do it it'll be funny
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5225
5227
Sorry, I was busy doxxing myself. I'm good to go.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5226
5228
>>5224
I'll give them a while to avoid drama.
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5227
5228
>>5225
i know the feel.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5228
5229 5230
>>5227
I did it on purpose XP
>>5226
Lenos offers a spray-can and a lighter.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5229
5231
>>5228
~Yay! Thanks Lenos (although I'm not sure if my character has met him yet).
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5230
>>5228
>Port Arthour FalseFlag?
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5231
5232
>>5229
You might not have seen him, but he's seen you and you're entertaining.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5232
5234
1205065__explicit_semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-quarantinedchaoz_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_ass_chair_cum_fire_hearth_mug.png
>>5231
I'm flattered.
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5233
5236
Trumpaladin addresses the party: "I've travelled a great distance to be here tonight. Believe me"

He addresses the ants, and with essentially the same proposition as made in the previous thread, apologizing for the first encounter, and offering the bread loafs. He asks for Sade passage through to the pyramid's inner areas. He now adds peach rings to the offering
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5234
>>5232
For clarification, Lenos' prime motivator is boredom (and the alleviation of). Slag's prime motivator is crushing anything he perceives as an opponent. Thez's prime motivator is getting her goddamn record contract back, and killing those who give her warrant.
This is all undisclosed in character dialogue, but in many RPGs its common to elucidate the NPCs (or GM controlled PCs) disposition.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5235
5236 5237
K, Trump is taking initiative, is everyone else rdy to go?
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5236
>>5233
>>5235
you have infernuis sword.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5237
>>5235
Where he goes, I go.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5238
Torc? I know its late, but,....
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5239
MEME man?
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5240
5241 5253
Maybe I'll just stir his haggis....
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5241
5243
>>5240
Nothing life-threatening
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5242
5259 5260 5263 5264 5266
Can we at least get a response by the ants to Trump's initial statements?
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5243
5253
Stir the Haggis.jpg
>>5241
>Implying I care to go into details for what just happened to him
Torquil's haggis is now officially stirred. Let us never speak of it again, unless it somehow becomes funny.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5244
I totally forgot! As this (pretty much OOC) dialogue commences, a dude in a jumpsuit (not Barry) falls from the sky and >splat< on another part of the pyramid (will provide images).

Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5245
5246
Strangely, the same fellow falls again on the pyramid with a >splat<,... and again >splat<
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5246
5247 5248
>>5245
Initiate my Thief quirks and loot his corpse(s), for clothes/items.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5247
5249
>>5246
You find cans of copenhagen
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5248
5251
>>5246
BTW, looting corpses is not a thief skill, its just good business.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5249
5250
>>5247
Can I take his clothes for fabric?
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5250
5251
>>5249
Of course! Take his skin if you want, it will make work that much more enjoyable!
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5251
5252
>>5248
Do I have any Thief quirks? I know in RPs, some items can only be obtained by rogues.
>>5250
>doesn't bother to take skin, because she already has more skins than she knows what to do with
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5252
5255
>>5251
Thief (not exclusive) quirks include:
Hiding/sneaking, picking pockets, picking locks, sleight of hand, climbing, escape artist,... I'll probably think of others but those are the main ones.
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5253
5254 5258
>>5240
NO TOUCHIN ME HAGGIS
>>5243
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5254
5256
>>5253
WoOt!
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5255
5257
>>5252
Alright (tracy seems like more of a Bandit, but I'll take everything I can get).
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5256
>>5254
Side note though, Haggis is amazing
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5257
>>5255
Rogues come in all shapes and sizes. Robin Hood was a rogue, as was Jack the Ripper.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5258
>>5253
You let your guard down during The Game. Let this be a warning.
Haggis = stirred
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5259
>>5242
Seconded.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5260
5261
>>5242
Yes of course. The ants at the entrance have no vocal cords, but they applaud and seem quite pleased at your arrival. They seem quite welcoming, and gesture you inside.
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5261
>>5260
I guess we go in
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5262
5267
Assuming no objection, upon entry you're greeted with the Potato who greets you overly enthusiastically (with a taller ant behind him making the same gestures, as though one is puppeting the other).
"Welcome Hewoes! It is our gweat pweasuwe to wewcome you to <sighs contentedly> the hive. Would you wike a touw?"
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5263
>>5242
*cuddles leg*
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5264
>>5242
"It seems like they want us to go inside, ~Flashy."
*rubs chest fluff on leg*
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5265
5268 5270
"We have many vawieties of intewests to appease your pwedilections. Do you pwefer tasty noms? We have lots of foo care of,... well that one thewe!" he says pointing at Tracy, and then at Torcuil.
"If you pwefer to kill youw food, thewe is the awmy corps, and in addition thewe's the geo-engineews."
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5266
>>5242
[cuddling intensifies]
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5267
5269
>>5262
yes show infenuis hive!
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5268
>>5265
*food
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5269
>>5267
"Spwendid! It is our pweasure to welcome you to <sighs contentedly> the hive."
He leads the way.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5270
5272
>>5265
>Tracy considers intimidating the ant to shut him up about the horses, but gives up the prospect as it seems to be beyond the ant
"Yeah... Did you guys, by any chance, build your hive into a weapons practicing room..?" (wants to test out kunai)
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5271
*get's on hind legs and gently leads the unresponsive paladin into the Hive*
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5272
5274 5275 5276
(assuming no one is falling behind, not that its bad if they do, but if they do please note so they can be redirected,... ants are particular)
>>5270
"Why yes, we have a wawwiors area designated fow kiwwing and muwdew. Also, there is the pwactice awea fow NOT kiwwing, but just beating. Awso, we have foosball!" he is ecstatic about that.

Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5273
5275
Trumpaladin shakes off the Thot, and travels into the hive following the potatoe
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5274
>>5272
I follow really damn confused
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5275
>>5272
>foosball
*Interest slightly peaked*
"You mean, like virtual divegrass, only not virtual? I think I'll check it out."
>>5273
Follows closely behind.
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5276
>>5272
show me this foosball.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5277
5278 5280 5281
"You like the foosball? Swendid!"
He leads you to an open area where there is a small table with rods sticking out of it.
"Not only is this our weweation awea, but this is also how we solve ouw differences!" He intones, most triumphantly.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5278
>>5277
>Is oddly relaxed in the dank room crawling with bugs
"Heh, it's just like home."
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5279
5283
On either side of the table are a pair of ants, larger than most you've seen, who clearly are engaged in a vicious struggle (by their estimation). After a few moments, one gestures in triumph, while the other hangs its head. As it does so, another pair of larger ants walk up next to it and decapitate it.
"Too bad, he had so much pwomise. Shall we continue?" says the Potato.
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5280
5281 5282
>>5277
infernuis want play! who challenge me?
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5281
>>5277
>Foosball
YES
>>5280
ME
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5282
5284
>>5280
"We have nevew had pawticipants at the hive volunteew for the foosball on theiw fiwst day! You are WELCOME to pway!"
The 'winning' ant nods to the ants around him, clearly thinking you'll be easy to defeat.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5283
>>5279
"Yep, just like home alright..." (in a somewhat more grim tone)
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5284
>>5282
Oh...
OH
nvm
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5285
"Two challengers? This is unpwecidented! I must infowm the Queen (he leans his head to the side for a moment) the Queen has agweed to youw challenge, and you awe welcome to foosball!"
The surrounding ants gesture in what would appear to be a cheer, except no noise emits, its just body language.
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5286
5287
i drink my cats grace potion.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5287
5289
>>5286
You feel significantly more agile.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5288
689230__explicit_artist-colon-ratofdrawn_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan cup_bipedal_blade_crotchboobs_female_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_nudity_pony_so.png
Nobody can beat Tracy Cage at Murder Ball.
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5289
>>5287
i walk up to the table.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5290
5292
So, Infernius made first claim, Torcuil made second. Tracy can play next if she prefers.
Thez is shaking her head.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5291
5293 5294
Both, dice d20
IosaW
?
No.5292
5294 5296
[1d20 = 11]
>>5290
Just wanna say
Honor playing with you guys
wqe6n
?
No.5293
>>5291
>Would like to see training room before the blood-orgy that would ensue once one of these idiots gets decapitated
"You numbskulls wanna' see the rest of the hive or not?!"
6NX1a
?
No.5294
5296 5300
[1d20 = 4]
>>5291
>>5292

Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5295
1505853864233-0.jpg
hmm
mjNtt
?
No.5296
5299 5301
[1d20 = 15]
>>5292
>>5294
AND Torcuil wins, 11 to 4. The ants gesture in celebration and applause. A pair of ants approach Infernius from both sides.

All players, please roll a d20 for initiative.
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5297
5300
Trumpaladin pulls out his football, ready and eager
KVaXS
?
No.5298
[1d20 = 10]

6NX1a
?
No.5299
5302
[1d20 = 6]
>>5296

wqe6n
?
No.5300
[1d20 = 17]
>>5294
"Dumb bull...!"
>>5297
*humps leg to build energy for the blood-orgy*
IosaW
?
No.5301
[1d20 = 7]
>>5296
NO INFERNIUS
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5302
>>5299
F
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5303
5304
As one of the larger ants begins to reach for Infernius' head, Thez takes its hands off.
"I had a feeling it would go like this!" she laments.
Tracy, your move.

Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5304
5305 5307
>>5303
>Your move
You mean at foosball, or diplomacy?
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5305
5307
>>5304
Pretty sure murder
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5306
5308
Other players can declare their moves, but it will occur upon a timeline determined by the initiative roll
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5307
5309
>>5304
>>5305
What he said, they were/are about to take Infernius' head off
6NX1a
?
No.5308
5311 5318
[1d20 = 9]
>>5306
goes for an overhead slash
>inb4 1
IosaW
?
No.5309
5310 5311 5315 5317
[1d20 = 1]
>>5307
Uhhh *checks list*
I'll cast a magic missile
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5310
>>5309
Fuck me
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5311
5316
>>5309
>>5308
whats up with these rolls man?
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5312
Description - combat works a little different in that initiative roll gives "placement" on a scale of action. The initial scale determines a character's ability to act, and from there their actions determine delay. Simple actions take less time and can advance the character's initiative position, or full round actions can maintain them.
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5313
Trumpaladin is ready to play ball
wqe6n
?
No.5314
[1d20 = 6]
>There's gotta be at least 6 gorillion ants down here in the tight corridor
"H-h-hay! Shouldn't we finish the tours first? It'd be a shame if BBQ sauce missed out on the party... He can be pretty funny, after all..."
*holds spray can behind back*
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5315
5320 5325
>>5309
I'm assuming you're targeting the ant currently targeting Infernius (cuz as yet, none are apparently hostile)
Boof-boof-boof the other ant falls dead.
"What awe you doing! We thought you wewe pwaying foosball! This is not foosball, this is anawchy!" the Potato cries, and as he does so, the surrounding ants charge forth.
If you were here IRL, I would force you to listen to battle music at this point.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5316
5321
>>5311
Choosie hates you
Tell a joke!
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5317
5319 5320 5322
>>5309
luckily for you, magic missile doesn't miss
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5318
>>5308
"Stupid, fucking bovine!"
*draws knives and retreats towards Flashy*
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5319
>>5317
>hits self
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5320
5328
>>5315
Shit
just
shit
>>5317
WAIT really

Anyway Bard time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Dh3ftkRAs
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5321
>>5316
uh uh, the jews dindu nuffin the mean goyim ripped them off and lied about them.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5322
5324
>>5317
Also, I'm assuming ur using the staff, cuz casting it independently would be silly at this point (its unlimited via the staff)
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5323
5324 5327
Trumpaladin screams out at all participants, and raises his hands in a "stop" position

"Now hold hol' the fuck up"
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5324
>>5322
>Implying I wouldn't use the staff
>>5323
>fucks are holded up
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5325
5328
>>5315
"We play nothing but the one true football!"